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AS a future medical doctor,those certificate there in the medical arithmetic of calculating the deceased.obviously those papers there are bet slip no doubts.pls don't quote me,i know I'm too much.

All this type of ladies are the one's that would be saying that,my pastor says this,my pastor says that,i shouldnt do that,blah blah blah.and u are expecting successful relationship you must be dreaming,she is even saying no serious boyfriend,you ur self are u serious? And i guess she must be a community borehole,SHM!!!

Which one is paradise news again anyways sapa i salute you.

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How many of us pranked our parents as kids?.

I remember how my dad would
sit in front of the TV from 6pm
-11pm watching News and then
he would turn off the TV and go
to bed.
My brother and I hated that we
couldn't watch some programs
on TV so we thought of a plan
and guess what? We decided to
get another TV remote.
One of the evenings my dad
was watching his News as
usual, me and my brother hid by
the corner and started changing
the channel. At first, my dad
looked around wondering what
was happening while we were
in the corner trying hard not to
laugh out loud.
He would change back and we
would do ours, At some point,
he got up and went to switch
the TV on and off then returned
hoping the TV would reset but
for where, na we dey corner
dey conjure the thing.
He sat back and continued and
we did our magic again. Finally,
he said to himself 'Abi Ori TV yin
O pe ni? meaning, Is this TV
going crazy? We were trying
really hard not to laugh where
we were.
After trying again and no
success, he got up angrily and
left for his room. Na so we
ninjas commot for corner begin
enjoy our channel..
He never got to know what
happened, he came out the next
morning and shouted at us that
we had spoilt the TV. On his way
back, he bought a new TV and
put it in his room and we
became in charge of the one in
the sitting room.
That was how we quietly
succeeded in getting justice8).
Everything no be shout.
I'm hoping my kids won't play
such with me o, I go break
person head .

Aplaudez:
Have you tasted it before

tasted what bruh?

Why mentioning lala in this type of thread? I hope it does nt makes front page.

28yrs imprisonment hmmm,even 1week in the prison i can't withstand it,talkmore of 28yrs,i would start avoiding anything that would land me in prison as from today henceforth, then continue next tommorow,then start avoiding it on saturday again,by so doing the federal government of nigeria would..........what am yam even,no! what i am even,no! What is am even,no! Anyhow sha,what is my self even saying now.mtcheew.

oluwaseunamos33:
pls can som1 help me wit his acct no. let me find him somtin

yes na,make i drop am

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Are you saying your father's house is downstairs while you live upstairs? How come you want to go e me your father's bananas instead of yours? You are the one who bought bananas and yet you want me to get if from your father's own. Oga give me bananas.

he should give you oga kongi right

Pataricatering:
instead of facing future is female face your fellow males who keep raping women

As if women does'nt abuse male kids too.rubbish!

iLegendd:
Sadly, I only drank half of the exotic juice and ate half of the fried yam and I'm already filled. Thank God I didn't buy the suya I wanted buy. No space for more. Na to baff and watch football preview remain.

You see eh, happiness is not by money, food or sex but by good health and contentment. Money, food, and sex are just bonuses.

By the way, which is the sweetest?

1. Money
2. Food
3. Sex
4. Degree
5. God

Don't be a hypocrite — choose as if no one is watching. Choose only two and give reasons. The person with the best reason wins 10 USDT.

I would choose GOD first and then money as the second,with those two i'm good to go,azin no suffering in life again,even if there is you would surely bounce back,as far you have GOD on your side.

I remember those days we used to help my mum in the backyard to keep firewoods catching by blewing air into it,there was another methed she uses to make fire,the method is called abacha style,she would look for an iron paint container cut the down part of it for were the firewood would stay,then send us to go and fetch saw dust,i can't explain futher,anybody with similar experience should relate.

Drogunov:
You call that a trap? Accept your mistake and move on.

someone can not play with u again? haba

100k for just feeding? You took a big risk, a very very big one.

Lalasticlala naaw missyb3

DUNDEEMASTER:
lol...u no come give ur own prediction ni....buh no p...I like keeping ma word..Hala me for 08066850758 .

i go flash u with this airtel number

Drogunov:
The person is probably an atheist. Christians don't behave like that. Again, there is nothing like he cow. Its either a bull or you are saying bullshit.

i set a trap for him,you came and step on it.kai, i know the reason i used he-cow,i want the pain to be unbearable in his deluded mind.

Iamtoyosii:
Ohhh good Lord!!!
Can't you read and interprete a simple sentence?
I was referring directly to you the person you quoted, in what way does the two of you represent me and nairaland men? Ennh, answer me.

You are the one that suppose to gather sence and understand what my reply means .....if u had made it too u would'ent be in nairaland typing rubbish.

Hope u got the email u used to open the account with u?Click forgot password,type in ur username and an otp would be sent to the email u used to open the account or the phone number u used to open the account.

Send me a mail containing ur login details let me see what i can do

Iamtoyosii:
Two of you are fools, if you two have the kyn "bad luck " he has, you wouldn't be on NL typing rubbish.

Jaguda, You are in this with us,use ur brain and stop insulting all nairaland men including ur self.