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Romance › Re: Masturbation: Side Effects On The Eyes by Haakeem(m): 11:02pm On Nov 28, 2021
Help2020:
Bros,if I tell you wetin masturbation do me en..
Instead of me to try that rubbish I rather go fcck olosho
Your rather go for the bigger sin,take five bross,i like ur sence of humour
Romance › Re: Masturbation: Side Effects On The Eyes by Haakeem(m): 10:58pm On Nov 28, 2021
brightisodje:
do not believe this shit op wrote to there. masterbation is evil. it brings bad luck, body weakness, headache. you only enjoy it when you are in the act. immediately you release your become adnormal don't promote rawbish here. stay far away from masterbation it will ruin your life. I'm a victim of this and I'm begging you to stay away from it. go have quicky with olosho than to masturbate. please don't believe op tjia act it's evil. imagine spilling all your seeds your blood with your hand. stay away from porn it's the fuel to masturbation. I masterbate for over 17 years the very day i stopped watching porn and keep girlfriend in my house the hurge died. things turn around like a dream. please stay off from this stupid act.
IMAGINE! u are comparing fornicating which is a big sin to mastrubating and even encouraging people that fornicating is more better....guy repent,fornicating is a big sin, God loves you.
Romance › Re: Masturbation: Side Effects On The Eyes by Haakeem(m): 10:55pm On Nov 28, 2021
Afamsi:
Masturbation is one of the causes of low sperm count in men. It is one of the causes of erectile dysfunction/ weak erection in men. It is the cause of premature ejaculation in men. It kills sex life for those that are married. It creates a feeling of timidity. It affects the eyes in the sense that it makes your vision blurry and above all, it is a sin to masturbate whether you are married or not.
What of fornicating?
Education › Re: 400-level Bayero University Student Found Dead In Her Hostel (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 10:45pm On Nov 28, 2021
badboyTee:
see this terrorist dey talk OK why did your so called Allah allowed her death after all the money and things she had spent before reaching 400 level how I wish you can say your comment again at my face that you can boldly type R.I.p mtcheeew smh
Who is the heartless terrorist between me and you now? wait are you a christian? heartless and a deluded he cow is what u are....Rip to her.
Education › Re: 400-level Bayero University Student Found Dead In Her Hostel (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 9:52pm On Nov 28, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
Why u no go get acute chest pain when you tie your chest with hijab 24/7. huh

Lectures in hijab, cook in hijab, trek in hijab, Bleep in hijab, sleep in hijab...

Do their females get 72 mandingos too??
okay she should be wearing mini skirts like that of ur female church fellows abi? You must be insane and a slowpoke!Which scientific fact says that wearing hijab causes chest pain?One more thing leave the deceased to rest.
Education › Re: 400-level Bayero University Student Found Dead In Her Hostel (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 9:48pm On Nov 28, 2021
Oisamoje24:
receive sense na abeg time keeper
What is this one saying?jaguda like you.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:57pm On Nov 28, 2021
Next.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle United (2 - 0) On 27th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:27pm On Nov 28, 2021
DUNDEEMASTER:
Chelsea 3. - Man utd(1) ...This I have seen cool cool cool cool
my niggi how fa? cool any amount would do,if u no kon give na u sabi.
Education › Re: 400-level Bayero University Student Found Dead In Her Hostel (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 7:55pm On Nov 28, 2021
I can gladly type R.i.p knowing she died after worshipping her creator.rest in peace sister. sha its her time,so nobody should come saying na village people,buharip regime blah blah blah,its her time to go......
Science/Technology › Re: Hacked Facebook Account by Haakeem(m): 7:48pm On Nov 28, 2021
mail me let try it 2gether.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:38pm On Nov 28, 2021
baralatie:
Me I dey happy because I cash out
bross reason me na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m): 6:56pm On Nov 28, 2021
Lordofalmajiri:
Ronaldo na just bad luck angry angry
I tell you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m): 6:16pm On Nov 28, 2021
LesbianBoy:
This game will end 1 nil and its Ronaldo that will settle it

Who wants to bet? angry
i would have bet,but if i win i know u would nt give me my money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m): 5:46pm On Nov 28, 2021
Allnacruise:
Oh context lipsrsealed
Overall Best in English wink
grin Comrade lower ur voice abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m): 5:18pm On Nov 28, 2021
Allnacruise:
Best in English tongue
gringringringrin;
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m): 5:14pm On Nov 28, 2021
Nanavati:
I will be giving out 1k to 10 Chelsea fans if Chelsea win Man-U this evening
Quote me after the match
oya na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by Haakeem(m):
OscarJaden:
10k giveaway to the first five people if Chelsea beat man u

Up Blues ���
oga i dey here o.sup na
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:51pm On Nov 28, 2021
Op you are doing well.grin the "thanks devil o" caught me kiki make e thank GOD na, make thurnda strike amgrin more update op.
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Health › Re: Snakes Can't Live Inside Soak Away by Haakeem(m): 4:41pm On Nov 28, 2021
Emyogalanya:
gather sense to do what. I merely corroborated his story but with all the sense you gathered you couldn't sense it. Maybe you need sensor
not funnygrin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Saved Me From These Big Black Scorpions!( pictures) by Haakeem(m): 4:38pm On Nov 28, 2021
Emmaxx:
God the Father( my Father) is not offended with my worship, praise and thanking of Jesus Christ. So who are you?
GOD your father? ki,ki,ki. i would be happy if you rather call him ur KING,that is better.KING of all kings.
Crime › Re: Engaging In Any Of These 7 Immoral Acts Can Make You Go To Prison. by Haakeem(m): 4:35pm On Nov 28, 2021
matm:
Female pedophiles outnumber male pedophiles.
Abusing innocent kids in the neighbourhood when parents are not around.Everyone shld shine eyes.I have seen so many of them.One married woman with kids caught with a 13year old blamed d act on devil.Nut she won't forget what d beating she got dt day.And thereafter she fled due to insults from neighbours.
Child predators are demons and deserve no mercy.
I tell you women abuse male kid than how men abuse female kid,its just that you can easily point it out when a male kid is abused,but for the the female kid u would suspect something asap.....
Health › Re: Snakes Can't Live Inside Soak Away by Haakeem(m): 4:30pm On Nov 28, 2021
Emyogalanya:
I keep saying it. A snake can't live there. The odour alone will kill it. Where will it enter from? Except from the sit. So if you find a snake inside the toilet. It most probably got in within the last 24 hrs from the toilet seat and it's trying to get out when you came to poo
haba! Gather sence na....it has already been explained up there.snakes can enter through the toilet sit they enter through a damaged pipe as the op said,for only bungalow building or 1 story building.
Health › Re: Snakes Can't Live Inside Soak Away by Haakeem(m): 4:26pm On Nov 28, 2021
Conner44:
If rats and cockroaches can live comfortably in soak away then what’s stopping snakes from doing same undecided
what point are you making nowhuh
Crime › Re: Engaging In Any Of These 7 Immoral Acts Can Make You Go To Prison. by Haakeem(m): 4:06pm On Nov 28, 2021
[quote author=G00DyBag post=108033614][/quote]undecided
Crime › Re: Engaging In Any Of These 7 Immoral Acts Can Make You Go To Prison. by Haakeem(m): 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2021
TooMuchStuff:
Hope you are not implying that one "Prophet of Mercy from Saudi Arabia many years ago" would've been locked up in Kikikiri ProMax for the defiling Aisha who was just 6yrs??
What of isaac and rebecka in the bible? their own is even worster.
Crime › Re: Engaging In Any Of These 7 Immoral Acts Can Make You Go To Prison. by Haakeem(m): 3:58pm On Nov 28, 2021
G00DyBag:
Please my brothers, I need N1000 to buy something to eat. My supervisor has issue with his bank account, so he was unable to pay I and my colleagues for the past 3 days. It's the garri I drank while working on building site yesterday afternoon that is still in my stomach. Lift me up please with 1K to my Pay com bank/ opay, 8069 69 3328, Jimmoh Tajuden. I'm grateful in anticipation. Thanks.
i saw this picture last week nw.i no wan spoil ur show.
Crime › Re: Engaging In Any Of These 7 Immoral Acts Can Make You Go To Prison. by Haakeem(m): 3:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
What of those ladies that forcefully have sex with boys of thirteen year Old and above,whats their penalty?or u think its only men that do that shit?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle United (2 - 0) On 27th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 3:24pm On Nov 28, 2021
DUNDEEMASTER:
Yes...then wat is ur own prediction...let's stake cool
huhhuh We staked it already,you can add another correct score so that you would not think i cheated you.add another 1.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Saved Me From These Big Black Scorpions!( pictures) by Haakeem(m): 3:21pm On Nov 28, 2021
Emmaxx:
Sorry for the sting. There's no other name through which man can be saved except the name of JESUS CHRIST. When you worship, praise or thank Jesus, you are giving glory to God. Understood? smiley
jesus is not GOD so GOD name comes first,pls use ur brain!Sorry if you're hurt,but thats the truth
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle United (2 - 0) On 27th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 3:01pm On Nov 28, 2021
DUNDEEMASTER:
Chelsea 3. - Man utd(1) ...This I have seen cool cool cool cool
okay lets stake this,if your prediction goes wrong,you would send me airtime,but if it happen to be correct i would send you the airtime.....agree?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Saved Me From These Big Black Scorpions!( pictures) by Haakeem(m): 2:59pm On Nov 28, 2021
Thank GOD your are safe,though if were sting by it,your chance of surviving is 89%,hehe op you could have wait let it sting u na, atleast you would know how its feelsgrin.... I collected mine last month and i now know how it feels,omo the pain is like 500times of a black soldier ant i heard it sting is more pain full than that of a snake.before i forget GOD name comes first before ur jesus name understood?

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