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Wick3:SAPA.......but if the husband is rich,it would be the wife complaining |
Op kwantinew. |
Those of you that beg when you are in need try.....I got the same experience with your's last month but your's is more worster....I asked passersby for help some told me, go and hustle while some answered me normally that they don't have.....after a reply i got from one fair man that i should go and hustle...i nearlly broked down i started seeing this world as nothing i was really depressed that whole week at the thought of 'go and hustle'shebi i tell you say i no they hustle?na hustling no they pay o i am trying.....anyways op may almighty GOD provide. |
Simply because you got no feelings for all the ladies you've fvcked so far,you are just after their toto ...Fall in love and see wether you would hate her or love her more after doing the do. |
tillaman:Ahh! haba! |
millionboi:pls help me ask the spirit in me in the morning o. |
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN. 1.THE TASTERS: Just 16 slices of plantains that they are frying.they have already eaten 10 from tasting. 2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major enemies of hot oil they can't stand and put anything inside the oil they would be displaying taekwondo if the oil mistakenly makes noise temple run activated. 3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly forgot that they are cooking something until the whole house starts to smell of burnt food . Ordinary to warm beans it would be burnt offering. Thank you o, the gods have accepted your sacrifice. 4. THE YOUTUBE SEARCHERS:These ones cannot cook without going to check for lectures.Hmm ordinary to prepare cornflakes they would go to YouTube and check. 5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/ SNAPCHAT/ STORY ONES:These one would never cook in peace they would use video to injure someone taking me through the journey to cook delicacies that I won't eat is that one not witchcraft. 6.THE SPIRITUAL :These ones don't measure ingredients before putting they just put until one spirit inside of them tells them that it's ok. 7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not in the kitchen to cook oh they are the backbone of the chefs, steady giving the chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits of being a gist giver is that sometimes you will eat free meat and even fish. 8.THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own must be cuisine standard. 9. THE NON- TESTERS:These ones can cook anything without tasting but they still get the right taste of the food. So which one are you above mentioned just for fun. |
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE
KITCHEN
1.THE TASTERS: Just 16 slices of
plantains that they are frying they have
already eaten 10 from tasting
2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major
enemies of hot oil they can't stand and
put anything inside the oil they would be
displaying taekwondo if the oil
mistakenly makes noise temple run
activated.
3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly
forgot that they are cooking something
until the whole house starts to smell of
burnt food . Ordinary to warm beans it
would be burnt offering. Thank you o,
the gods have accepted your sacrifice
4) THE YOUTUBE SEARCHERS:These
ones cannot cook without going to
check for lectures.Hmm ordinary to
prepare cornflakes they would go to
YouTube and check.
5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/SNAPCHAT/
STORY ONES:These one would never
cook in peace they would use video to
injure someone taking me through the
journey to cook delicacies that I won't
eat is that one not witchcraft.
6.THE SPIRITUAL :These ones don't
measure ingredients before putting they
just put until one spirit inside of them
tells them that it's ok.
7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not
in the kitchen to cook oh they are the
backbone of the chefs, steady giving the
chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits
of being a gist giver is that sometimes you will eat free meat and even fish. 8: THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own must be cuisine standard. 9: THE NON-TESTERS:These ones can cook anything without tasting but they still get the right taste of the food. So which one are you above mentioned just for fun. |
Mtcheew |
richmanrichard: ![]() |
Ezemarcel:Bullshit!
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[quote author=ORLAHOLUWA post=107733021]That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too. So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the Abeg no kee me with laughter. |
Ezemarcel:you think like a newbornbabymonkey....i guess you work in a bank....typing shit anyhw nonsence. |
Your wife must be from igbo or yoruba tribe ah most of them can't bere it with their husband,but once GOD accepts prayer and the husband got visa and flew out from the country without taking his wife, those type of wives would be the one ranting that they were with you when everything was hard,you were with me what?.....my advise is that you continue refusing her food till you faint off ![]() |
Afriqan:point of correction technology is the senior of most satan..If you doubt me,sniper would pierce a man that has odeshi power. |
Pls someone should share me data...i need to watch this please....anyhelper? This my mtn number08166983718 |
Mtn are the one you should blame frustruate them with calling and all their social media pages.....I know how this feels mhen. |
Those who read all that text book.....i raise hand for una. |
You are still a kid and you know nothing.....The bible which is injil is one of the holy book of ALLAH remeber i said one which mean there are others.....The bible is corrupted so we got no choice than to forget about It...I would be happy if you do so too. |
Leverage2021:I know the pain is severe but you got to believe it....The bible is corrupt take it or leave it!....not going to reply to you again except you made a good point. |
Leverage2021:So far so good i got two absolute different explanations, which means you two are contradicting the already contradicted bible full of errors... BRING IT ON! |
Takeproft:How would you know when all you do with your phone is to play game and watch uneducated movies.....tik tok legend, I know your types. |
makavellidon: |
You do nt use bleaching cream but you use lip balm right? I mean u pink ur lip. |
Leverage2021:Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. oya Explain![]() ![]()
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aryzgreat:should i bring funny verse from the bible? |
babasolution:Simlply because ? |
Kuriosmynd:sorry sir you are an Agbero no doubts. |
Kuriosmynd:Some don't last in bed, A kiss from a lady could even make them cum....... WHAT DA FVCK!!! |
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...Fall in love and see wether you would hate her or love her more after doing the do.
