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FamilyRe: My Smallie Sister-in-law Makes My Life Difficult In My Own House by Haakeem(m): 12:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
Wick3:
Lol, this is why I never visited nor stayed with a family member while growing up.

This case of sending their kids to come and stay with you when you finally have your own place. And I am someone that don't joke with my space.

But wait o, it's like men now complain (nag) more than women these days.

Warris happeninghuh
SAPA.......but if the husband is rich,it would be the wife complaining
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:51am On Nov 20, 2021
Op kwantinew.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by Haakeem(m): 10:04pm On Nov 19, 2021
Those of you that beg when you are in need try.....I got the same experience with your's last month but your's is more worster....I asked passersby for help some told me, go and hustle while some answered me normally that they don't have.....after a reply i got from one fair man that i should go and hustle...i nearlly broked down i started seeing this world as nothing i was really depressed that whole week at the thought of 'go and hustle'shebi i tell you say i no they hustle?na hustling no they pay o i am trying.....anyways op may almighty GOD provide.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Get Angry After Sex? by Haakeem(m): 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2021
Simply because you got no feelings for all the ladies you've fvcked so far,you are just after their totogrin...Fall in love and see wether you would hate her or love her more after doing the do.
EducationRe: See What A Man Found In His School Bag After 38years by Haakeem(m): 8:56pm On Nov 19, 2021
tillaman:
cool
So cool, everything dey intact
Me I don’t even have any record of my primary school I no even remember my primary sch name
Ahh! haba!
FamilyRe: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Haakeem(m): 8:55pm On Nov 19, 2021
millionboi:
ah which kind advice is this?
pls help me ask the spirit in me in the morning o.
FoodDifferent Types Of People In The Kitchen by Haakeem(op):
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE
KITCHEN.


1.THE TASTERS: Just 16
slices of plantains that they are frying.they have already eaten 10 from tasting.

2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major
enemies of hot oil they can't stand and
put anything inside the oil they would be
displaying taekwondo if the oil
mistakenly makes noise temple run
activated.

3.THE SACRIFICERS:These
ones mostly forgot that they are cooking
something until the whole house starts
to smell of burnt food . Ordinary to warm
beans it would be burnt offering. Thank
you o, the gods have accepted your
sacrifice.

4. THE YOUTUBE
SEARCHERS:These ones cannot cook
without going to check for
lectures.Hmm ordinary to prepare
cornflakes they would go to YouTube
and check.

5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/
SNAPCHAT/ STORY ONES:These one
would never cook in peace they would
use video to injure someone taking me
through the journey to cook delicacies
that I won't eat is that one not
witchcraft.

6.THE SPIRITUAL :These
ones don't measure ingredients before
putting they just put until one spirit
inside of them tells them that it's ok.

7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not
in the kitchen to cook oh they are the
backbone of the chefs, steady giving the
chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits
of being a gist giver is that sometimes
you will eat free meat and even fish.

8.THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over
do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own
must be cuisine standard.

9. THE NON-
TESTERS:These ones can cook anything
without tasting but they still get the right
taste of the food.

So which one are you
above mentioned just for fun.
RomanceDifferent Types Of People In The Kitchen by Haakeem(op): 7:24pm On Nov 19, 2021
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN 1.THE TASTERS: Just 16 slices of plantains that they are frying they have already eaten 10 from tasting 2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major enemies of hot oil they can't stand and put anything inside the oil they would be displaying taekwondo if the oil mistakenly makes noise temple run activated. 3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly forgot that they are cooking something until the whole house starts to smell of burnt food . Ordinary to warm beans it would be burnt offering. Thank you o, the gods have accepted your sacrifice 4) THE YOUTUBE SEARCHERS:These ones cannot cook without going to check for lectures.Hmm ordinary to prepare cornflakes they would go to YouTube and check. 5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/SNAPCHAT/ STORY ONES:These one would never cook in peace they would use video to injure someone taking me through the journey to cook delicacies that I won't eat is that one not witchcraft. 6.THE SPIRITUAL :These ones don't measure ingredients before putting they just put until one spirit inside of them tells them that it's ok. 7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not in the kitchen to cook oh they are the backbone of the chefs, steady giving the chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits of being a gist giver is that sometimes
you will eat free meat and even fish. 8: THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own must be cuisine standard. 9: THE NON-TESTERS:These ones can cook anything without tasting but they still get the right taste of the food. So which one are you above mentioned just for fun.
HealthRe: Help, My 2weeks Old Baby Has A Sunken Fontanelle. What Do We Do? by Haakeem(m): 3:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
Mtcheew
FamilyRe: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Haakeem(m): 3:17pm On Nov 19, 2021
CrimeRe: My Mum Was Scammed By Bank First Bank Staff by Haakeem(m): 9:35am On Nov 19, 2021
Ezemarcel:
your father is the oldliving monkey
Bullshit!

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Haakeem(m): 9:28am On Nov 19, 2021
[quote author=ORLAHOLUWA post=107733021]That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the
Abeg no kee me with laughter.
CrimeRe: My Mum Was Scammed By Bank First Bank Staff by Haakeem(m): 9:09am On Nov 19, 2021
Ezemarcel:
I have made my point...if you have the guts to suspect the bank staff then you are a suspect too
you think like a newbornbabymonkey....i guess you work in a bank....typing shit anyhw nonsence.
FamilyRe: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Haakeem(m): 6:34am On Nov 19, 2021
Your wife must be from igbo or yoruba tribe ah most of them can't bere it with their husband,but once GOD accepts prayer and the husband got visa and flew out from the country without taking his wife, those type of wives would be the one ranting that they were with you when everything was hard,you were with me what?.....my advise is that you continue refusing her food till you faint offgrin
EducationRe: CCTV Caught A Witch Performing Ritual At Midnight On Ghanaian Campus (VIDEO) by Haakeem(m): 11:57pm On Nov 18, 2021
Afriqan:
I think it's just a doctored video made just to trend online. While I know there are witches and wizards, I doubt the genuineness of this video. undecided

A witch that can disappear but isn't aware of the CCTV monitoring all the shaku shaku she's dancing? Technology is her senior grin
point of correction technology is the senior of most satan..If you doubt me,sniper would pierce a man that has odeshi power.
EducationRe: CCTV Caught A Witch Performing Ritual At Midnight On Ghanaian Campus (VIDEO) by Haakeem(m): 11:53pm On Nov 18, 2021
Pls someone should share me data...i need to watch this please....anyhelper?
This my mtn number08166983718
PoliticsRe: Naija Which Way? by Haakeem(m): 11:42pm On Nov 18, 2021
Mtn are the one you should blame frustruate them with calling and all their social media pages.....I know how this feels mhen.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Occultic? Living Faith Church Has Been Accused Of An Occultic Act. by Haakeem(m): 11:35pm On Nov 18, 2021
Those who read all that text book.....i raise hand for una.
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 4 Wanted For Offences Bordering On Fraud by Haakeem(m): 11:29pm On Nov 18, 2021
You are still a kid and you know nothing.....The bible which is injil is one of the holy book of ALLAH remeber i said one which mean there are others.....The bible is corrupted so we got no choice than to forget about It...I would be happy if you do so too.
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 4 Wanted For Offences Bordering On Fraud by Haakeem(m): 9:39pm On Nov 18, 2021
Leverage2021:
grin you no see talk to talk

We are saying the same thing

The other guy talked about circumcision which is correct

Only circumcized male could enter Yaweh presence, for someone to cut his testicle means he is uncircumcised fighting Yaweh ordinance

There is no contradiction in the bible, Mohamed your prophet adopted it Hook line and sinker cos it is true
I know the pain is severe but you got to believe it....The bible is corrupt take it or leave it!....not going to reply to you again except you made a good point.
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 4 Wanted For Offences Bordering On Fraud by Haakeem(m): 9:26pm On Nov 18, 2021
Leverage2021:
undecided this is what happens when Satan is in your nose sucking your brain fluid grin

Explanation to the passage

Do not come into Yaweh presence if you cut off your testicl.e because that is a sin against God

Don't not come into Yaweh presence if you have your testicle.e crushed because only criminals had testicle.s crushed with stones by Jewish traditions
So far so good i got two absolute different explanations, which means you two are contradicting the already contradicted bible full of errors... BRING IT ON!
CelebritiesRe: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by Haakeem(m): 9:19pm On Nov 18, 2021
Takeproft:
Please, which good deeds exactly did Davido do that makes him a Philanthropist?
How would you know when all you do with your phone is to play game and watch uneducated movies.....tik tok legend, I know your types.
CelebritiesRe: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by Haakeem(m): 9:01pm On Nov 18, 2021
makavellidon:
mama eleyi ti fi obo jo na. They should av use u 4 money ritual why 'WHEN' u are'Were STILL' young but 'IT's' not 2 late they can still use you. First grade wereygrin
RomanceRe: +18: I Feel Like Doing This — To Be Deleted Soon [Pictures] by Haakeem(m): 8:09pm On Nov 18, 2021
You do nt use bleaching cream but you use lip balm right? I mean u pink ur lip.
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 4 Wanted For Offences Bordering On Fraud by Haakeem(m): 7:44pm On Nov 18, 2021
Leverage2021:
I am sure you didn't blow your nose that's why Satan is speaking through you

Sahih al-Bukhari 3295

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
grin oya Explaingringrin

CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 4 Wanted For Offences Bordering On Fraud by Haakeem(m): 7:16pm On Nov 18, 2021
aryzgreat:
These Muslims dey kolo oooo. So Satan stays in the nose? What am I reading so?
should i bring funny verse from the bible?
RomanceRe: Why Do Agberos Behave Like SIMPS by Haakeem(m): 7:12am On Nov 17, 2021
babasolution:
This OP observation is very keen.It's very true,many allow females insults and beat them
Simlply becausehuh?
RomanceRe: Why Do Agberos Behave Like SIMPS by Haakeem(m): 7:09am On Nov 17, 2021
Kuriosmynd:
Haba...This is a lie...na Dem use drug, plus Jedi and weed...if Dem jam babe...Dem go wound am
sorry sir you are an Agbero no doubts.
RomanceRe: Why Do Agberos Behave Like SIMPS by Haakeem(m):
Kuriosmynd:
Many of them become Alpha when they start fvcking those high class babe
Some don't last in bed, A kiss from a lady could even make them cum....... WHAT DA FVCK!!!

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