₦airaland Forum

refiner:
Some guys right now will be wishing they were in his shoes...

Despite stories of HIV?

989900:
That's some real "Shallowmind".

Problem is Nigeria has legions of his type!

EgunMogaji:
Or Jerry can.

Or wheelbarrow tyre pump

jashar:
ok....

Interesting to note that 5 of them are in the North.

So why aren't these State generating revenue from them?

It's high time States start developing themselves, instead, they wait for oyel money...

Don't mind clueless guvnors o! When they're not begging for oyel money a.k.a monthly federal allocation, they're busy increasing taxes on every thing including farming thereby running biznesis aground.

Later they'll come and be telling us to be self-employed.

NwaObinkita:

One less corper allowee for the Kebbi state government to think about.

You're sick! Very very sick!!! You should be in a Straight jacket strapped to a bed with steel mask over your sick face!

Somewhere in Lagos and Kebbi states, family and friends are grieving and one twisted mind is here making a sick joke on Nairaland!

Your type are the reason we are bombarded by the second by news of gruesome murders and money ritual killings because you can't relate with other peoples' pains.

eph12:
All he has to do is to increase price of cement and you will now be the one to be complaining

Don't mind the retard. A lot of them think through their assholes and still go about complaining about everything and everyone.

smartty68:
Ogar, the increment affects every business owners in Benue

Don't mind the slowpoke

Emycord:
Criminal pay ur tax and stop complain

If you understand a dot of commerce you won't say what you just said

MrEverest:
There is no smart business in Nigeria anymore since the vegetable and his band of thieves took over. Except you are into yahoo, prostitution, round tipping of currency, bunkering, kidnapping and other vices or you simply chose to do online business and operate from home instead of mortar and brick office. As an enterprenuer, the moment you get a shop/office, buy generator, employ staff, pay FG, SG & LG levies, pay rent, pay PHCN bill whether they give light or not etc, you will suddenly see yourself mirred in deficit! Nigeria is a dream killer! I will advice youths that just left the higher institutions or those between the ages of 22 and 30 to live this Godforsaken country ASAP, if you cant afford visa to prime countries like USA, UK, Canada, Australia etc, then consider other African countries. ANYWHERE IS BETTER THAN NIGERIA NOW!!

I thought you'll mention a country in heaven rather than the usual USA, UK, Canada, Australia etc in your crazy "advice". You might as well go to Sudan or Central African Republic and do your smart Biz there.

Don't go about Nairaland derailing threads meant to improve Nigerian lives again, just pack your stinking rags and go your way quietly abeg, abeg, abeg.

Clearly, you've crossed the line. No one can help you now.

Pity!!!

VajanahDischaj:
because your papa na EFCC? RUBBISH!!! Why go about destroying people's properties ? 4k Dem ! 4k this lousy zoo and those in support of this useless system .

Slowpoke

misano:
U simply see it as 'media nonsense' because U are close to the media. I think if U want 2 see 'real action' just move to where the action is. Benue.

Don't mind the slowpoke hiding behind China phone and free 10MB. They even blame the media for their failure in WAEC exams!

Homeboiy:
They will be released soon

Oya, try am! Release them make we see!

People with low morale everywhere trying to take our national pride away.
Frigging village irrriyet

PointZerom:
The point here is that stolen money was given to Buhari and he did not only accept it, he also used the money.

For the fact that Anini the notorious criminal distributed stolen money to beggars, does not make him(Anini)a saint.

Lawd! How do you fill a vessel that has a huge hole in the bottom?! How can someone help a Nigeria that is filled with Nigerians? See wicked analogy abeg!

VajanahDischaj:
bloody fyioking EFCC ...Why can't they be sued?

Oya, sue them naw! Sue them for getting stuck in Badeh's sewer or for even daring to enter Badeh's sewer.

You just learned of the word SUE and you think it's a play word. Mumu people just full this country

Nutase:
Looking for the next distraction to sell to the public and get our minds of this clueless administration.

Very silly comment up there.

How can this worthless piece of gossip be expected to distract a complex public like Nigeria's? Is that how mediocre and petty you have allowed your mind to depreciate? Pity.

jkfugghhghjdd:
OP.
Compare that billboard to that of your paymaster and tell us who is a real scammer

E pain am

swagagolic01:
This girls fresh pass girls in d streets this days, not only d idp camp girls.... this story ain't adding up

You're so wise!
Oya, send your sisters and your village girls (not exceeding 82 girls) to go and replace them so they can be fed well too.
Let's see if it adds up after them chop finish.

NaijaEfcc:
Mehn things are not just adding up!!!! Lalasticlala and mynd44 wetin una think?

Keep struggling to add them up. Now you found a real job! Congrats

While you're at it, go and ask shekau how he fed himself, his boys and his captives, don't ask Mynd44 or Lalasticlala.

Hopeless, irredeemable youths.

Edu3Again:
They are simpy arresting anybody who rejects APC

A mechanic need to look into your skull!

obafemee80:
Most pastors knows that there are more than 50,000 errors in the bible.
If it was divinely inspired,then why would it have so many really obvious contradictions?

Theological doctrines:

1. God is satisfied with his works
Gen 1:31
dwells in chosen temples
2 Chron 7:12,16
God dwells not in temples
Acts 7:48
3. God dwells in light
Tim 6:16
God dwells in darkness
1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2

4. God is seen and heard
Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
Ex 24:9-11
God is invisible and cannot be heard
John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16

5. God is tired and rests
Ex 31:17
God is never tired and never rests
Is 40:28

6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things
Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21
God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all
things
Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8

7. God knows the hearts of men
Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3
God tries men to find out what is in their heart
Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12

8. God is all powerful
Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26
God is not all powerful
Judg 1:19

9. God is unchangeable
James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19
God is changeable
Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/
Ex 33:1,3,17,14

10. God is just and impartial
Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25
God is unjust and partial
Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12

11. God is the author of evil
Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25
God is not the author of evil
1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13

12. God gives freely to those who ask
James 1:5/ Luke 11:10
God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving
them
John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17
etc

Speculative Doctrines

108. Christ is equal with God
John 10:30/ Phil 2:5
Christ is not equal with God
John 14:28/ Matt 24:36
109. Jesus was all-powerful
Matt 28:18/ John 3:35
Jesus was not all-powerful
Mark 6:5
110. The law was superseded by the Christian dispensation
Luke 16:16/ Eph 2:15/ Rom 7:6
The law was not superseded by the Christian dispensation
Matt 5:17-19
111. Christ's mission was peace
Luke 2:13,14
Christ's mission was not peace
Matt 10:34
112. Christ received not testimony from man
John 5:33,34
Christ did receive testimony from man
John 15:27
etc

Google 50000 Errors in Bible by Sheikh Ahmed Deedat and see for yourselves and why some books where added and some omitted like the gospel of barnabas

Congrats on your huge find of 50,000 (abi na 5 million) errors in the Bible. Go to the nearest mosque and receive your PhD!
Now tell us how many errors are in the sacred books of Moslems.
I know your type will rush to this post to masturbate on the thread.

scribble:
Rubbish bubu is nowhere to be found and thats why fec cant hold

You don check under your bed? No? Check inside your pocket, abeg.

agbalanze01:
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but you're comfortable fabricating endless lies on Jonathan and others
shameless hypocrite

Oya, sue him for Jonathan or don't derail the thread again!

greatgod2012:
The baker is creative!


I love the cake!

You said the baker is creative
but OP said the cake is quite creative

Calendermokola:
@ all .


I am just trying to advice those that are still in school to try and make good grades.


Meanwhile, Please I am looking for an Accounting job ... Thank You !

Which job are you still looking for? I thought you said all jobs are for 2.1 graduates only

Fmartin:
who is google?

Your friend

So worried for Nigeria right now

Just see how young people are celebrating boko haram on Nairaland because a man they don't like is president!

This same boko haram will slit your throat in two minutes if they catch you!

Those soldier boys are our friends, brothers, tribesmen, sons, church members and so on but we cannot, for their sakes, despise and hate boko haram enough to wish for a quick end to this war?

You have all become so filled with hate for everything Nigeria that a few propaganda pictures from boko haram is more potent, more effective than reality?

You sling words like Liar Mohammed, clueless Buhari, Zombie, and so on over the internet but in your mind you're belittling the current government not knowing how much you're empowering and emboldening those illiterate criminals trying to destroy the only country you have.

Boko haram have access to the Internet and they read your defeatist posts.

GloriaNinja:
Isn't it terrible that since Buhari is the current president, all different sorts of evil are happen, if it is not suicide, then it's murder, killing of jumia delivery man and all sorts of evil.

Get your head out of your arse and use it, gal!
When were you born? Did you just drop from the sky? Is murder and suicide new to your vocabulary?

What immature way to think!

DocHMD:
Is he the only one that died in Sambisa, Is he different from the Igbo and yoruba officers that have perished in there?

Get your head out of your arse. Don't hang your stupid thoughts on the memory of our fallen heroes, they have no use for your idiotic whine.