₦airaland Forum

Statsocial:
Issorait let the Americans go middle east they've enjoyed all their lives. Plus when they run into trouble they have the US dept of States to call upo. We Nigerians can't be jumping from fry pan to fire. We want to focus on rechristianizing Europe

Lalasticlala

Yeah! We will focus on rechristianizing Europe particularly Britain or Germany, I'm available for that mission . . .

Thylord:
idiot his death is a big loss to your family and his family and not to my dear country Nigeria,get your fact straight.

I come here to laugh and, my oh my, Nigerians no disappoint me!

Elnino4ladies:
IMO people are illiterate

I see you wrote '"are ILLITERATE"?... Pity!

You should demonstrate your superiority in your written English by typing ILLITERATES.

DavidEsq:
Wow! Wr did u get this line of response? Certainly not from the scriptures. 1 Peter 3:15 tells me to make a defence of my faith in a very mild and humble way. So pls tell me again: is this line of response of urs biblical?

Yes, very biblical! Read Proverbs 26:5

ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
you are asking because you are not a Catholic . If you are and by now you don't know their functions, then you deserve a hot slap on your stupid face

Very Stupid Face indeed!

Vutseck:
.Trump my nigga ..

the slayer of head slammers .

That's the only reason why they hate him and call him names

dokiOloye:
Haaa. Buhari no go gree naa. Innoson na IPOB naa.

That's the limit of your mind. Who told you Innoson is IPOB?

boringnigerian:
Hold up - the Primate says only God can stop the disintegration of Nigeria. Yet he is prophesying that Nigeria WILL break up by 2035. I'm confused.

Don't mind him, by confusing you he has cleverly insulated himself from being called a liar, which means either ways, he wins in his guesses

It's all about pulling a veil over the faces of as many people as possible, to get a sheepish congregation or followers.

Gaiusjacob:
Omenka go and tell Sarrki what I said to you and never forget to add this


I can feel how happy u are that I gave u the attention Uve been craving for,Atleast Everyone here knows dat I've got a conscience unlike you

Oya go to ur Mosque and give a Thanksgiving that Gaius mentioned and also replied u cos dats the last u will get

RIP to the dead once again

How did you end up dragging Omenka and Sarrki into a thread that is all about robbery in a petrol station?

Just wondering. . .

I would have laughed harder than Adamu if I were there. Even reading it on Nairaland of the goat falling in a gutter made me laugh.

RIP Adamu.

Freshkidavid:
A campaign poster which shows the Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Peter Fayose running for President in 2019 under Peoples Democratic Patty (PDP) was released by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Lere Olayinka.

See the poster below,

www.kingstondome.com/2017/09/faysoe-for-president-2019-see-faysoes.html

Oghene! Na so leaders scarse for Nigeria? Na your hand we dey o...

free2ryhme:
where the corpse

You dey chop corpse?

LadyGoddiva:
1. Women are faithful by default...


2. They should free the woman abeg, she's not the first person to cheat.

Women are faithful by default yet she's not the first to cheat? All from one pit latrine!

A public toilet spotted!
Pity anything that will call you "mother"

...bent minds everywhere!

omenkaLives:
Much as I hate joining issues with idiots, let me say this.

I'm not an emotional wreck like the typical ipob piglet who tends to blame everything that happens to them on someone they hate and dislike even when he is in no way responsible for such.

I probably dislike Ortom more than anyone else out there, but I wouldn't for that reason blame him for a collapse of a federal road which I know isn't his responsibility to maintain. There are state roads that look even worse than this, but that is outside the point since this is Makurdi Lafia road, a FEDERAL road.

I don't understand, if not for one being hugely ignorant, why one should blame a state governor for what happens on q federal roadbeats me. Or perhaps I should simply should because I dislike Ortom, which is how an average Potor pig reasons.

Now, as they talk trash and jubilate over the death of innocent commuters, they should also pay a moment's silence to the death of common sense amongst them and their utter slavery to one lucky fraudster Nnamdi Mavrodi Kanu.

Nonsense.

You even have the time to respond to social media cowards!

muller101:
I will destroy the kidney myself if I am forced to donate

It's people like you that make it fun to live in Nigeria. Can't stop laffing. Yeeeh, abeg no kee me o.

Uche and Uche?! Aren't afraid to show their love?! Why should they be?! Could it be because all my Uche friends are dudes?!

ogbright:
you are yet to list the pdoducts

Leave him, let him continue to say "market these imported products" without any info or intro about the product... Wetin concern bizman with product he doesn't know if he can sell?

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Kudos!

dreu2fine:
I saw a peace corp flogin a guy in delta wit a koboco.
Pls wat is d aims of establiahin peace corp.
Bc if u gv naija man chance e wil tk chances.
Do we have lawyers in d huz i strongly want us to bring dis guy to book.
08034595985

I understand your anger. You don't need talk talk Nairaland lawyers before you deal with anyone who abuses your rights. If you have a case and you got personal details of the Peace Corps member, then approach a physical lawyer in his office

navyseal2220:
Afonja and their propaganda. Yes Ogun is the best thing you have, if ask you to separate to enjoy Ogun alone, you say NO but continue to enjoy Niger Delta oil while claiming Ogun is the best thing. Who are you deceiving Afonja?

Your ilks right now...

INCREASMEANT... INCREASMENT... INCREAMENT... Damn! where's auto correct when you need it most...

Selling Whaaat?! Human Hair?! I'm ourra here with my head intact!!!

Nonybb:
Look at his Daur cow head. I hate this beast

Enjoy your hate. Only you feel it. Buhari is unaffected.

Zeze06:

His hatred for buhari is not hidden, I admire his bravery...

Not hiding hatred for Buhari has now become bravery to be admired...

Paperwhite:
And Buhari look healthy in your warped mind/reasoning? What about all the silly excuses that have been trailing after his return?

What's this one saying? How did this concern "silly excuses that have been trailing after his return"?

Noted

Boss, got anything in the range of 40k? Urgent for undergraduate student

Evaberry:
...
all these are trash
I mean what has being godly got to do with marriage.

forget all these jhur a man that wants to marry you will marry you

Read this over and over and over, wondering about the depth of the mind behind these words...

Zeze06:
Nigeria is a big fat joke!
I just hate this country...

Mumu don finally speak through the ass... Nigeria hate you right back!

Edu3Again:
The hardship APC and Buhari has brought is making people do all sorts

I know someone who rides okada to make ends meet after his business crumbled, he is saving to buy a keke NAPEP and from there a bus (so he told me)

My former neighbor's wife goes to buy maize from farmers and roast them by the roadside while her hubby picked a job in a bakery, they're saving to start their own bakery next year (both were laid off by their current APC governor due to irregularities in their employment records)

Another young lady I know (a graduate of Economics, no job since 2005) cooks at home and delivers to offices, banks and shops. She is available on call too.

My own friend lost his bank job in 2009, couldn't secure another, today he buys goats from the north and sells in Lagos then takes crayfish to the north on his return. He is still single

How about that undergraduate who washes and irons clothes to pay his school fees and feeding? His Dean and lecturers are some of his clients.

They are not kidnapers nor robbers despite the tough times and yet the list is endless.

On the other hand, those who lack vision, self respect and honor will sit on their asses and throw blames at APC or PDP from morning till evening.

Sidon there dey wait for APC to come open your mouth and push food down your throat, after all using your brain and brawn to do crime is easier.

NOC1:
who told you and your Oga that they don't rotate them?

In less than three years my friend has served in three different states.

Don't mind the olodo. He can't think beyond what he hears.