₦airaland Forum

YourImaginaryBF:
abacha's loot is just 1/50th of what jonathan stole from Nigerians

Jonathan alias Cool and the Gang...

Maj196:
Why will a country progress when all its youth think is go to school and just earn certificates no motive to be productive for the country. Look around you the true successful people find ways of being self reliant and productive for themselves not all these you wrote.

Hey! Is there anything in the post that talks about self reliance? The post is about SUCCESSFUL STUDENTS, get it?

Students, as in people who are admitted to study in an institution for a period of time to EARN a degree, diploma or some certificate! Get it?

Don't derail a thread next time.

Shitface:
Do what you do well, you must not come here and talk trash about education, not everyone is a successful business man in the same vein that not everyone will benefit from whatever thing they decide to spend 4-5-6 years studying in school.., you can always have your education and also engage in business, what stops you?!! So please don't come here and discourage people who try to be the best they can be in whatever field they chose.

YOU CAN ALWAYS BE A BUSINESS MAN AND ALSO AN ERUDITE. Only lazy people chose one over the other.

Thanks for your objectivity.

Disregard the mediocre personality, coming here to derail a good thread.
We have too much of them in this country.

Typical of a country filled with shallow minds, he gets more "Likes" than retorts.

HERSLEY:
I get open teeth ooo

I jealous your him... mmh

obamabinladen:
Will you be happy if you see a young man having sex with your 'aged' mother?. Answer me biko.

Is that their crime? Seeing a young man (instead of an old man) having sex with their "aged" mother?

Why will you go and "SEE"? Pervert!
Since you like " seeing", I guess you will be happy to see an "aged" man having sex with your "aged" mother.

enomakos:
seconded

Thirded

So if Questions 48 and 49 are evidence of Islamization, then Question 47 is Oduduwaization. Right?

Have you taken pains to search the syllabus before taking to Nairaland to spread baseless panic?

Obviously you don't know CRS students are taught about other religions like Buddhism, Judaism, Shintoism and Traditional African Religion.

Silly person.

The wicked runs when no one pursues...

Olivers:
I downloaded 498MB Bloo feem.

You don join badt gangk...

seunny4lif:
But you dey eat Cow and Goat

...and mosquito

Cantona25:
you sounding like one from a broken home...

Or someone who never had contact with any person to call a mother...

eyeview:
You will carry a baby for 9 months, go thru a very painful near death delivery of a son.
You will sacrifice so much of yourself to provide for him.
You will train him thru school to man hood.
He will then marry a girl who will turn his heart away and call u a witch. You will become paralysed even before your old age and she will drag you thru the floor and call you a witch for being paralyzed.
And your son will encourage her because he doesn't want to be a foolish man by your standards. Amen.

Amen, shakakarabara! shhhhh! shokugragrakaraba! Amen!

xboyelyusuf:
Good but you dont have to publicize it coz that is "showing off". I have a British female cadet, a Christian as well who fasted the whole month with us despite being under rigorous military training here in UK..so??

So why you dey publicize the British female cadet own fasting on Nairaland?!

By the way sef, how you take know say the British female cadet really dey fast despite "rigorous military training"?

Na "showing off" dey worry all of una especially YOU!

LastMumu:
To do what?

To flog you.

Talk2Bella:
walai hahhahahaha
them feed pass average naija person at the moment loool

Na grass and thorny shrubs "average naija person" dey chop?

Comedian dress in his comedy uniform, you wan go imitate am abi? Na you sabi...

ALAYORMII:
People and their warped sense in this world


Two adults having consensual sex and you parade them unclad because one of them is married




Some people should be sued

See Emir of warped sense accusing others of having warped sense!

Oya sue them na! Since the consensual adulterers didn't sue and it's more than two years, you can take it upon your consensual sex head and sue the whole Delta state.

finnestdope:
i agree with u to some level.

i bought kimfly m6 last month, the company is not popular...

i only used that phone for 1 week and it stopped powering on, i tought it was a minor case nd went to flash it, only to discover that the device has spoilt kpatakpata.

till now, no one knows what caused its damage.

Abeg, thanks for sharing this. Sorry for your loss too.

Synord:
They are all on wrappers....

Hahaha! You noticed too! Ask them, they'll tell you it's lappa rather than wrapper...

banmee:
Dumbest thing I ever heard. Why would anyone respect a s.tupid person?

In Madea's voice: Then why did she agree to marry a stupid person in the first place?

Medunah:
I don't agree with the maiden name thing, at all!

So when a girl gets married, her old male friends can't refer to her by her maiden name again?? Doesn't make sense!

I would find it very awkward if my male friends start referring to me as sis, madam or whatever just because I got married....

Is it only ladies that cause the problems that destroy the marriage? Cos ur list doesn't refer to the guys too, Not only ladies do all those stuffs, men do them too.​

Unteachable lady spotted!

Ijobaorun:
Save Lautech!
Nigerians, please rise and react swiftly to this challenge

Hello house, Happy Father's Day. Please, I don't know if this is the appropriate forum to being this topic but I know that the moderator will help me take it to front page. Ladoke Akintola University is about to 'die' if nothing drastic is taking into consideration.
Someone told me today that there are about 30 courses due for accreditation and NUC has shifted the process three times. They have given then last chance to be September, 2017.
If nothing happens then, the school will be back to square one as they will have to start all over. What becomes of the students and the lecturers? I learnt a department is now left with only one lecturer as others have gone to various private institutions.
Ladokites in the house and our well wishers, please rise to this challenge so that the future of the one time best state university in Nigeria will not be in jeopardy.
Do everything in your capacity either prayer, raining fire on her enemies, telling whosoever could be of help, using social media etc to save this great Institution.
Thanks.
O. A. A

Gerrarahieh with your stupid Ladoke school problem! Just imagine bringing this mumu talk on such a thread! Is your brain in your asshole?

ilogbe:
am offering 500k cash. gwagwalada is my location, hw do i inspect and deal?. or kal 08168796three69

Oga, please be gracious and do the calling if you're interested. It's rude to ask the seller to call when his numbers are clearly and boldly written for all to see

I remember how Chuks Okebata returned "home"... The rest is history. RIP Chuks.

kenyguy:
We are the one stop shop for genuine auto spare parts.
Thank You!!!

Can I get an alternator for a Peugeot 406 Prestige, 2.0 engine? If yes, price + delivery cost to (location deleted), please.

Also need front mud protectors (the part over front wheels that prevent mud splashes on engine) for same car. Can you help? If yes, at what price?

princestars:
she also got burnt by the fire. In facts, she died first before the man and she was pregnant.

This is what jealousy and force marriages sometimes leads to. The woman called his number but a lady picked, so she set the house on ablaze late in the night by lighting up their generator.

The husband has initially disclosed that his mum forced him to marry her.

Thanks for the update. I never read it before.

obicentlis:
No non crime minded human can Lynch another human without pity

#NotoJungleJustice
#PoliceReform

Bro... if we had just six (6) of your type in Nigeria in 1966, particularly in the military and politics, we won't be where we are today. Please safeguard your golden mind; we need more of your type especially in this trying period.

OmniSparrow:
Fyi, in this context it is 'passion' not 'a passion'.

You'd rather say "So what do YOU even have PASSION for?" instead of "So what do YOU even have A PASSION for?"?

Really? Clearly, you're wrong but because you believe you're right, I'll leave you be.

Nooo! This gay kidnapped himsel! He is safe, hiding somewhere (probably even reading these comments). He left too many clues in his writings hinting on his "plot" (to disappear).

Now he has drawn attention.

When he emerges or gets "released", he will be deemed unsafe in Nigeria hence qualified (eligible) to seek asylum either in the US, Canada or UK (his choice).

The hustle is real!

OmniSparrow:
We're saying same thing. They have passion for it.

So what do YOU even have a passion for? On issues like this, speak for yourself alone!

benedictnsi:
LWKM..... so we should get ready to thank Buhari for bringing misfortune and poverty upon Nigeria too ....

our country have been messed up totally..... poverty and Hunger have blindfolded many Nigerians that they now say "OKAY" to anything.......


it is no longer at ease with Nigeria!!!

Nooo!... You missed the sarcasm!

He is not "thankful" to Fayose for the scarcity but "thankful" for an enabling environment for black market to flourish.

So do you still wanna rope Buhari into this joke?

Zi:
I remember going to the dentist in Abuja. Two people already before it gets to my turn. Then came this young man with severe toothache behind me. He was pacing all around the place, tears flowing like a baby. So the receptionist called the doctor to attend to him urgently.

Then the dentist, a white woman stepped out to the waiting area, moved straight to him and asked - how are you, sir?

The visibly unwell patient responded: I'm fine.

Dentist: If you are fine, then why are you here? Tell me how you are so that I can know how to help you. Lol

This short story may seem unconnected to the topic of discuss, but I just remembered it and felt like sharing.

Back to topic: Nothing is wrong with asking someone about their well being, boss or servant.

But remember to be polite and add either Sir, Boss, Egbon, Imam, Pastor, Honorable, Daddy GO, Alhaji, or Officer etc, depending on the senior, superior or elder you're addressing, please. This is Africa!

Zi:
I remember going to the dentist in Abuja. Two people already before it gets to my turn. Then came this young man with severe toothache behind me. He was pacing all around the place, tears flowing like a baby. So the receptionist called the doctor to attend to him urgently.

Then the dentist, a white woman stepped out to the waiting area, moved straight to him and asked - how are you, sir?

The visibly unwell patient responded: I'm fine.

Dentist: If you are fine, then why are you here? Tell me how you are so that I can know how to help you. Lol

This short story may seem unconnected to the topic of discuss, but I just remembered it and felt like sharing.

Back to topic: Nothing is wrong with asking someone about their well being, boss or servant.

But remember to add Sir, Boss, Egbon, Imam, Pastor, Honorable, Daddy GO, Alhaji, or Officer etc, depending on the senior, superior or elder you're addressing, please. This is Africa!