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Crime › Re: Father Tried To Kill His Son Twice After Accusing Him Of Witchcraft. Photos by hahn(m): 4:21pm On Feb 16, 2019

Christianity

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NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 3:04pm On Feb 16, 2019

Danhumprey:
Sometimes, I think they know the difference between "am" and "I'm" and when to properly use each, but still chose to misuse them anyway. It's annoying, though. Like very annoying.

Most likely they don't

Politics › Re: 2019 Election Will Hold After 6 Days. I See Postponement by hahn(m): 1:42pm On Feb 16, 2019

Amberon11:
Tomfoolery is when you believe you evolved from a fish and hence reason and act like one.

Tomfoolery is when you know nothing about evolution but decide to speak up against it

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Politics › Re: 2019 Election Will Hold After 6 Days. I See Postponement by hahn(m): 1:41pm On Feb 16, 2019

Daviddson:
Well I'll only reply your first paragraph. I think some of you atheists have overstressed this "without proof" cliché that even your fellow atheists would not want to agree with you that there are no enough proofs to see the existence of God.

There is no proof of the existence of god because it does not exist.

Simple

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 1:40pm On Feb 16, 2019

Zither:
On the contrary, Anas09, whom you have failed to win her attention, has left you to wallow in your mud of self-derision. The honourable thing to do is to save face and desist further unsuccessful embarrassing attempts to gain her attention at the expense of common sense.

Oh well, that will be impossible now seeing you already have someone to cheer your folly on to greater heights. Well then, what shall I do? I shall let the show of folly proceed. Please, carry on.

Go and kiss an ass

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Politics › Re: 2019 Election Will Hold After 6 Days. I See Postponement by hahn(m): 11:35am On Feb 16, 2019*

Daviddson:
No one is ever too old to make a U-turn from decades old error and wrong ideology and beliefs. Atheists as old as 70 years have had to drop their tomfoolery and self-deception to face the inescapable reality. Think, man.

Lol.

Tomfoolery is when you believe in something without proof.

Tomfoolery is when you keep praying for things you can work for.

Tomfoolery is when you surrender your common sense for faith and the hope of miracles

Tomfoolery is when you eat grass, drink petrol, volunteer to be a footmat for your pastor and pay a percentage of your salary monthly for no service rendered or product.

Tomfoolery is believing in a god that was introduced to your ancestors by their slave masters

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Politics › Re: 2019 Election Will Hold After 6 Days. I See Postponement by hahn(m): 10:21am On Feb 16, 2019

Daviddson:
Are you still an atheist?

Yes na. I am still using my brain. Besides I am too old to have imaginary friends grin

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Politics › Re: 2019 Election Will Hold After 6 Days. I See Postponement by hahn(m): 9:58am On Feb 16, 2019

Dawinlove:
Believe it or not you will refer to this post when it happen. I just receive this

Winsh

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist What 's Your Judgement? by hahn(m): 9:07am On Feb 16, 2019

Need2learnmuch:
If there is no punishment for the so called man of god here on earth, then why are they threatening their members eternal hell fire

To keep their members scared so they can keep praying and keep paying tithes and offering. Very simple

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist What 's Your Judgement? by hahn(m): 8:40am On Feb 16, 2019

Need2learnmuch:
In christianity, pastor claim to collect tithes as ordained by God where by injecting poverty in to masses by encouraging working instead of praying due to their ignorance and there by enriching their egocentric interest.

now the question is are they going to face punishment here on earth or die unpunished since there is no hereafter.

Well obviously a majority of them will go unpunished because most Christians do not see it like a scam. They see it like god actually sent these people and will support and even criticize whoever speaks against their man of the lord.

There are instances where Church members rise up against their pastors but that is occasional and quite rare.

The scam of the church is legal and is also backed and endorsed by the government.

I'd advise anyone serious minded should start their own church and tap into this cash cow because it is not everyday you find a business where you do not have to sell a product or render any meaningful service but you still make 100% profit and don't pay any tax.

It's genius

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:35am On Feb 16, 2019

Anas09:
Yes right? A child of God does not lack Wisdom

They only lack possession of their own brain since it has been submitted to their pastor in church

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 10:32pm On Feb 15, 2019

Anas09:
I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.

Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord grin

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NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 10:31pm On Feb 15, 2019*

whytediamond:
Now this cracked me up big time. It bothers me when adults still make mistakes using simple tenses.

The person I quoted was only making fun of the corper in the op though.

However, It is testament of the decay in our education system. Many people don't know the difference between "am" and "I'm" and other simple things.

It's sad really.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 7:20pm On Feb 15, 2019

Anas09:
Gerarahia mehn.

Don't be an ass

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NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 7:19pm On Feb 15, 2019

ddooskie:
The person you quoted was actually referring to the corps member's write up, check again.

I actually saw that after my comment

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2019

Fhemmmy:
What is Pupuru and what is it made from please?

ayotukanmi:
No I'm an Ekiti Gurl.

But pupuru is BAE...

I swear. Very light and delicious.

Can you answer that dude above?

NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2019*

Wuraola01:
You should punished him

Corpa . This one weak me oh

You and the student are the same grin

Modified Obviously she was making fun of the corper in the op herself.

My bad

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:02pm On Feb 15, 2019

ayotukanmi:
First post Alert
Beef, Vegetable soup and Pupuru

I miss that pupuru die I swear!

Are you from Ondo state? Na dem dey like am

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Health › Re: Sick Baby, Benaiah Monday, Dies on his way to Dubai for his heart surgery by hahn(m): 3:48pm On Feb 15, 2019

LuciferPastor:
Now Daddy can get himself a new house, new Benz and fresh oloshos.

Lord, please bless every Nairalander reading this with a baby with a hole in the heart so they may buy these things for themselves too.

Amen.

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Family › Re: Doll Jenkins Celebrates 100th Birthday With Two Male Strippers by hahn(m): 3:16pm On Feb 15, 2019

gbaskiboy:
not frank is frown, goan check you will thank me later

At least you have learnt something new today

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:05pm On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Mehn, I can hear that soup call my name. Madam is really a good cook.

So is Mariangeles

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 2:59pm On Feb 15, 2019

Yuneehk:
That is your ministry na. Where they'll share rice, frog/toad , indomie, plantain, chicken, beans, and egg. A table will be reserved for you and iyawo to eat away

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 2:58pm On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
You know what I'm wondering now ??
Who's liking and sharing those your mischievous comments??

People can smell the love in the air

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 12:00pm On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
What could be sweeter than fried plantain??
That's right! JasonScolari!

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:58am On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
OGA HAHN!
E NEVER REACH THAT LEVEL NAAAAAAA !

That was what I was telling people that year.

Make una bring swallow. Eguisi with beef, ponmo and periwinkles is now ready for lunch

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:36am On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
Oga hahn e calm down, he's my friend.

Na so me and my wife own take start.

If you don't bang your friend who will you bang? Your enemy?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Kaleidoscope-why I dumped Christianity by hahn(m): 11:34am On Feb 15, 2019

jesusjnr:
All of a sudden you lost your voice, or rather words?

See Hahn jokes apart, you really disappointed me oh.

How on earth can you of all people accuse me of creating a fake account?

You know why I knew I would win you even though I didn't know how then?

Because I have something inside of me that i'm absolutely sure of, and He is the source of your spirit and hence whatever you are able to come up with.

So being the source He is always able to exceed whatever you have or could bring from what He's given to you.

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanasatanzombie

Lol. We are still waiting for the full conversion story.

I am still.suspecting you because the first account was also created early this year. Maybe you created it in anticipation of this day

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Surely, it will be at the church too.

All join.

Let's hope the church building doesn't collapse like that one that year

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:17am On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Lol, hahn my own person, that would be okay by me because you'll be in Church to witness it and probably get ordained as a Bishop.

You're cordially invited.

Don't worry we'll meet at the reception grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus(Confirmation Thread)Update* by hahn(m): 11:15am On Feb 15, 2019

Michellekabod1:
This stands absolutely correct

Good to know. Give us more details on your conversion

Christianity Etc › Re: The Kaleidoscope-why I dumped Christianity by hahn(m): 11:14am On Feb 15, 2019

jesusjnr:
That was then, this is now!

The take over is only just warming up!

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:03am On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Then it is safe to call you a dual citizen of the Federal Republic.

Maybe I will pay you a courtesy visit to have a taste of that soup.

You and miriangeles should sha invite me to the wedding

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