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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist What 's Your Judgement? by hahn(m): 8:40am On Feb 16, 2019

Need2learnmuch:
In christianity, pastor claim to collect tithes as ordained by God where by injecting poverty in to masses by encouraging working instead of praying due to their ignorance and there by enriching their egocentric interest.

now the question is are they going to face punishment here on earth or die unpunished since there is no hereafter.

Well obviously a majority of them will go unpunished because most Christians do not see it like a scam. They see it like god actually sent these people and will support and even criticize whoever speaks against their man of the lord.

There are instances where Church members rise up against their pastors but that is occasional and quite rare.

The scam of the church is legal and is also backed and endorsed by the government.

I'd advise anyone serious minded should start their own church and tap into this cash cow because it is not everyday you find a business where you do not have to sell a product or render any meaningful service but you still make 100% profit and don't pay any tax.

It's genius

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:35am On Feb 16, 2019

Anas09:
Yes right? A child of God does not lack Wisdom

They only lack possession of their own brain since it has been submitted to their pastor in church

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 10:32pm On Feb 15, 2019

Anas09:
I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.

Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord grin

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NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 10:31pm On Feb 15, 2019*

whytediamond:
Now this cracked me up big time. It bothers me when adults still make mistakes using simple tenses.

The person I quoted was only making fun of the corper in the op though.

However, It is testament of the decay in our education system. Many people don't know the difference between "am" and "I'm" and other simple things.

It's sad really.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 7:20pm On Feb 15, 2019

Anas09:
Gerarahia mehn.

Don't be an ass

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NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 7:19pm On Feb 15, 2019

ddooskie:
The person you quoted was actually referring to the corps member's write up, check again.

I actually saw that after my comment

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2019

Fhemmmy:
What is Pupuru and what is it made from please?

ayotukanmi:
No I'm an Ekiti Gurl.

But pupuru is BAE...

I swear. Very light and delicious.

Can you answer that dude above?

NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by hahn(m): 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2019*

Wuraola01:
You should punished him

Corpa . This one weak me oh

You and the student are the same grin

Modified Obviously she was making fun of the corper in the op herself.

My bad

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:02pm On Feb 15, 2019

ayotukanmi:
First post Alert
Beef, Vegetable soup and Pupuru

I miss that pupuru die I swear!

Are you from Ondo state? Na dem dey like am

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Health › Re: Sick Baby, Benaiah Monday, Dies on his way to Dubai for his heart surgery by hahn(m): 3:48pm On Feb 15, 2019

LuciferPastor:
Now Daddy can get himself a new house, new Benz and fresh oloshos.

Lord, please bless every Nairalander reading this with a baby with a hole in the heart so they may buy these things for themselves too.

Amen.

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Family › Re: Doll Jenkins Celebrates 100th Birthday With Two Male Strippers by hahn(m): 3:16pm On Feb 15, 2019

gbaskiboy:
not frank is frown, goan check you will thank me later

At least you have learnt something new today

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:05pm On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Mehn, I can hear that soup call my name. Madam is really a good cook.

So is Mariangeles

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 2:59pm On Feb 15, 2019

Yuneehk:
That is your ministry na. Where they'll share rice, frog/toad , indomie, plantain, chicken, beans, and egg. A table will be reserved for you and iyawo to eat away

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 2:58pm On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
You know what I'm wondering now ??
Who's liking and sharing those your mischievous comments??

People can smell the love in the air

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 12:00pm On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
What could be sweeter than fried plantain??
That's right! JasonScolari!

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:58am On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
OGA HAHN!
E NEVER REACH THAT LEVEL NAAAAAAA !

That was what I was telling people that year.

Make una bring swallow. Eguisi with beef, ponmo and periwinkles is now ready for lunch

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:36am On Feb 15, 2019

Mariangeles:
Oga hahn e calm down, he's my friend.

Na so me and my wife own take start.

If you don't bang your friend who will you bang? Your enemy?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Kaleidoscope-why I dumped Christianity by hahn(m): 11:34am On Feb 15, 2019

jesusjnr:
All of a sudden you lost your voice, or rather words?

See Hahn jokes apart, you really disappointed me oh.

How on earth can you of all people accuse me of creating a fake account?

You know why I knew I would win you even though I didn't know how then?

Because I have something inside of me that i'm absolutely sure of, and He is the source of your spirit and hence whatever you are able to come up with.

So being the source He is always able to exceed whatever you have or could bring from what He's given to you.

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanasatanzombie

Lol. We are still waiting for the full conversion story.

I am still.suspecting you because the first account was also created early this year. Maybe you created it in anticipation of this day

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Surely, it will be at the church too.

All join.

Let's hope the church building doesn't collapse like that one that year

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:17am On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Lol, hahn my own person, that would be okay by me because you'll be in Church to witness it and probably get ordained as a Bishop.

You're cordially invited.

Don't worry we'll meet at the reception grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus(Confirmation Thread)Update* by hahn(m): 11:15am On Feb 15, 2019

Michellekabod1:
This stands absolutely correct

Good to know. Give us more details on your conversion

Christianity Etc › Re: The Kaleidoscope-why I dumped Christianity by hahn(m): 11:14am On Feb 15, 2019

jesusjnr:
That was then, this is now!

The take over is only just warming up!

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:03am On Feb 15, 2019

JasonScolari:
Then it is safe to call you a dual citizen of the Federal Republic.

Maybe I will pay you a courtesy visit to have a taste of that soup.

You and miriangeles should sha invite me to the wedding

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:58am On Feb 15, 2019

Atewo400:
ogbeni u are the most deluded person av seen in this world

it seems u av exchanged ur reasoning faculty fur fairy tales
ride on
zombies on ur back

I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:54am On Feb 15, 2019

jesusjnr:
My dear detective Hahn, so if were the otherwise, you really would have put your detective cap on?

You know you already lost even before I respond right.

Brb.

Go and log into the account and give us the proof you have been unable to provide with this moniker

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:46am On Feb 15, 2019

LordReed:
Detective hahn on duty! Salute! LMFAO! Why do people do this FFS? Do they think everybody here is a zombie?

Come on now. Can't you see the zombies rejoicing already?

I guess only a lie can reinforce a lie

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Christianity Etc › Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:02am On Feb 15, 2019*

Michellekabod2:
Good evening Nairalanders, am sure you are familiar with the account michellekabod1. It has been a while since I last posted.

All these while, I have been a bit lethargic on this forum due to the fact that I have indulged in sober reflection, and learning, and most of all trying to make it up with my Creator, God almighty, the author and finisher of our faith, the great "I AM".

It obviously would shock many to the bone marrow that I, a former atheist, out of the blue decided to denounce atheism for Christianity.

Not here to coarse or coax anybody, am not an apologist. Just wanna give my testimony.

Michellekabod2 loading......

Cc: Lordreed, bobowaja, jesusjnr, capslocked, Dantedasz, brodalokie, IAmSabrina, Atewo400, alfaman3, sukerefakere, hahn, frosbel2, Joseph1013, jujusugar, hopefullandlord, HappyPagan, Hardmirror, seun, fleximor, budaatum, et al.

You said it has been a while since you last posted but you posted on the 13th at 4:31pm and this new account was created on the same day.

So I am guessing the Christian that created this moniker was not aware that the original moniker was online on the same day.

It is not the first time that Christians will create fake monikers or give fake testimonies to prove their god exists grin

Anyway I am looking forward to the full story of how you finally found your imaginary friend.

Where did you see it? Don't forget to share pictures too

PS: Usually it is the first moniker to reply the thread that created the fake account

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 7:56am On Feb 15, 2019

PRESENTATION:

Hahn finally ate Lagos oh, btw I think it’s called agidi by Yoruba’s I maybe wrong though. It’s called akasan in Benin, not sure of the spelling we don’t do good writing Benin much here, just speak speak speak. I envy other tribes for that, they speak and write even with intonations .

My wife is a fan.

Writing Benin go hard o. Only listening to it is an exam for me grin

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Romance › Re: Hard Facts Of Life. by hahn(m): 7:52am On Feb 15, 2019

Michellekabod1:
The burden of proof rests on the head of the believer and not the unbeliever. Proof is always of the positive side then later on countered by negative

So after posting this you went on to give your life back to Christ?

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:54pm On Feb 14, 2019

Late meal: Eko and stew with ponmo and beef

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Politics › Re: Valentine: MC Oluomo To His 3 Wives, “I Will Never Make You Shed Tears" by hahn(m): 11:50pm On Feb 14, 2019

Salvador1:
What if you dies

Where is grammarnazi when you need him?

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Can't Move Forward If U Don't Go Back To Our Forefather Dieties by hahn(m): 5:02pm On Feb 14, 2019

Do you mean the same gods that could not protect us from European slave traders while they beat, raped, bought and shipped our ancestors and resources back to their continent?

Even when the white man claimed their god was greater our gods could not fight for themselves.

Our constant need to believe in imaginary beings is what got us here in the first place. It is the cause of our gullibility, vulnerability and to a good extent our savagery because the black man's god always needs blood sacrifices and couldn't teach us to invent the wheel despite all the trees in Africa.

What we need is to dump the idea of worshipping imaginary beings and tribalism and instead unite look towards science as a solution to our problems.

The gods have failed us

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