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Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 9:05pm On Mar 22, 2017
HungerBAD:
Ishilove.

Come here.

If you talk say "Darling" that was "Wonderful" and Condom say " I NO TRY" na back to your Momsie house.
You have competition

Aka hardmirror
Jokes Etc › Re: Epic Response!!! Check Out The Response A Twitter User Got from her follower.. by hahn(m): 8:08pm On Mar 22, 2017
Some fine girls can olodo for Africa sha

Dick has reset their brains to it's infant settings cheesy grin
Family › Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by hahn(m): 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017
Be careful who you marry, he/she just might be insane and hiding it grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Likely An Atheist,todays Pastors Are The Pharisees by hahn(m): 5:33pm On Mar 22, 2017
ifenes:
I am objectifying the character, doesn't mean it is real. I'm seeing a person who opposed the laws of the Jews. He can be real or fake but the story shows the character was rebelliou in many ways.
Yeah sha but the people you are trying to explain this to believe he is real. That obstacle has to be crossed for them to even be able to understand where you are going
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Will Happen After The Rapture by hahn(m): 5:31pm On Mar 22, 2017
Actually op the rapture happened and if you are reading this you didn't make it

See you at the 666 registration office tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Likely An Atheist,todays Pastors Are The Pharisees by hahn(m): 3:49pm On Mar 22, 2017
ifenes:
He probably didn't exist or they combined stories of several character.
Exactly. So how can a fictional character be an atheist? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Lion Of The Tribe Of Judah by hahn(m): 3:21pm On Mar 22, 2017
smartanthony5:
what point are u trying to make?.who are u to mimik GOD. who gave u the effontry. I know u are not a christian but that doesnt permite u to be rude another''. Be warned!.
Who are you to fight on behalf of an almighty god?

Don't you trust your god to fight it's own battles?

Why will a puny human like you get angry over what is said about a god that you believe created the universe? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Likely An Atheist,todays Pastors Are The Pharisees by hahn(m): 3:08pm On Mar 22, 2017
Ifenes, you mean the same Jesus that never existed?

The same product of the council of Nicea? undecided
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by hahn(m): 10:11pm On Mar 21, 2017
Royver:
If I told you, you wouldnt believe me.

This might help

https://www.nairaland.com/3616218/event-happened-between-fictional-character/3#54789171

Oh, and whoever that man is, forgive him. Bitterness keeps you from flying.
Nice story

Unfortunately nairaland does not yet have the "you don dey mad?" smiley smiley
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Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Warns U.S.: We're Fully Ready To Go To War' As Trump Threatens. by hahn(m): 9:47pm On Mar 21, 2017
Rockyrascal:
mah nigga...you are smart,but you know war its not a good experience,its the masses that suffers the aftermath of a war.
Forgive my lack of fvck giving but those guys really do not care about us either. People die here daily from poverty, lynching, diseases, corruption etc and they are only concerned about oil money.

As long as they are fighting on their territory then it's all good. We will watch on CNN

Smart Africans better have an exit plan
Romance › Re: Ladies Iphone 8 Is Out - Time To Start Calling Those Boy Friends - See The Specs by hahn(m): 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2017
Where are the specs na?
Celebrities › Re: Emoney Makes A Fashion Statement In New Instagram Photo by hahn(m): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2017
nuelzy:
for ur mind
Actually I am not one to jump into conclusions smiley

However, there is no such thing as "plus" in G wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oritsejafor Gives Church Members N5m To Start Small Scale Businesses (Pic by hahn(m): 4:58pm On Mar 21, 2017
feran15:
But can 50k start a business that is profitable?
Yes. 50k can start a business that will be profitable if you know what you are doing
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Warns U.S.: We're Fully Ready To Go To War' As Trump Threatens. by hahn(m): 3:53pm On Mar 21, 2017
As long as the value of the dollar drops cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Hilarious Bible Memes by hahn(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2017
plaetton:
Lol.
Hilarious.


Reminds me of friend of mine, a Caribbean lady who attends a Nigerian Pentecostal Church.
Every Sunday they would call for donations because Pastor needs this or Pastor needs that.
After a while, she just couldn't stomach it anymore. So the next Sunday when they called for another donation because Pastor needed something, she angrily stood up and shouted " why can't Pastor just get a goddam job ? ".
grin

Travel › Re: Train Goes Through The Centre Of A 19-storey Block Of Flats In China(photos). by hahn(m): 11:19am On Mar 21, 2017
Teempakguy:
that your idea make sense and that is why it will never work in Nigeria. grin
cheesy grin
Travel › Re: Train Goes Through The Centre Of A 19-storey Block Of Flats In China(photos). by hahn(m): 10:26am On Mar 21, 2017
Teempakguy:
which kind of Friend is that, biko?

I bet I could make the idea work here if it was me. tongue
He didn't mean it that way. He just meant the idea was too rational

What I said was "if all the churches could donate 10 branches each, per denomination, to technological research and greenhousing Nigeria wil move forward"

What is your own response? smiley
Politics › Re: A 5-Mile Island Built to Save Lagos’s Economy Has a Fatal Design Flaw by hahn(m): 12:40am On Mar 21, 2017
October1960:
You nailed it!

Even in Dubai this system has it's limitations. Do a google search for Kansai Airport in Japan and see how the airport Island is sinking faster than the Engineers calculated.

There is plenty of land in Nigeria that is not developed or not maintained, but the "elite" want to be near the ocean and away from the masses. Hope it washes the crooks away.

https://www./enginering-went-totally-wrong-kansai-airport-japan-ocean-nawaqavou

http://www.tourism-review.com/travel-tourism-magazine-japanese-airport-is-sinking-together-with-the-artificial-island-article2374
Amen to that

Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by hahn(m): 12:39am On Mar 21, 2017
Royver:
I entered my room, locked the door, put out the lights and proudly tore open my new phone, eager to test the selfie camera.

A few seconds later I was drenched in sweat, unable to move, my lips trembling as I stared hard at myself in the camera and the bony hands that were reaching out in the darkness to touch me.
And where exactly have you been? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Hilarious Bible Memes by hahn(m): 10:52pm On Mar 20, 2017
smiley

Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Charged With Blackmail Over Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal by hahn(m): 9:56pm On Mar 20, 2017
Pictures of her in the dock or idonbelieveit undecided









By the way, doesn't she have at least ONE picture of them together? Like a selfie? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Tboss, Bassey, Bally And Debie-Rise Up For Possible Eviction by hahn(m): 8:51pm On Mar 20, 2017
ichommy:
undecided


Fish Dealers from Togo.

Specialize In all kinds of Fish.
And by "fish" you mean weed wink
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 8:33pm On Mar 20, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 7:50pm On Mar 20, 2017
randomperson:
So God permitted incest before and suddenly changed his mind and said incest was forbidden??
I don't think incest is forbidden o

Abi doctoralien
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 6:58pm On Mar 20, 2017
CatfishBilly:
This is totally going to be interesting.
Ifenes has always been like that

He and his UFO theory

Makes sense but all I can say is that those guys must have had access to some strong weed though. No be play cheesy grin
Politics › Re: A 5-Mile Island Built to Save Lagos’s Economy Has a Fatal Design Flaw by hahn(m): 6:50pm On Mar 20, 2017
Earth2Metahuman:
you are one of the few people I admire on nairaland, so it will be a plus if you r yoruba.
Its all good sha.
I grew up among Yorubas sha so I am an ibile by association cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 6:12pm On Mar 20, 2017
DoctorAlien:
Who do you expect him to marry? Did we all today not descend from Adam? Should we, because we want to avoid incest, desist from marrying? And what do you think would have happened if the grandchildren of Noah after the flood refused to marry, simply because they would like to avoid incest?
Do you have a bible verse to support this union or are you simply guessing?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 5:27pm On Mar 20, 2017
DoctorAlien:
While the Bible does not mention the name of Cain's wife, you can be very sure she's one of Adam's daughters(Gen. 5:4).
So Cain married one of his sisters via incest?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 5:11pm On Mar 20, 2017
Horus:
Stop and think one moment. The name God is not really in the bible. If this is not an English book written by Englishmen, it’s not there; it was added. You are reading a translation. You will also find that God, whether you have a big G, or little g, is not being used in the singular tense, as Eloh or Allah. The beings spoken of in the bible and Koran are the Elohim, the plural of Eloh.
Apparently the Jews had very skilled fictional writers smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 5:10pm On Mar 20, 2017
DoctorAlien:
The sons of GOD which took to themselves wives of the daughters of men(Gen. 6:2) were the descendants of Seth, the custodians of the knowledge and oracles of the true GOD. The daughters of men referred to were the daughters of the descendants of Cain, who were steeped in rebellion against GOD, after the footsteps of their father, Cain.
What is the name of Cain's wife and who are her parents?
Politics › Re: A 5-Mile Island Built to Save Lagos’s Economy Has a Fatal Design Flaw by hahn(m): 5:06pm On Mar 20, 2017
Rossikk:
God bless you. All Lagos needs is to fix the roads, add underground drainage with accompanying sidewalks on every street, and have a working waste disposal system. Finish. You have a world class city right there. Eko Atlantic just feels like they are running away from their problems.
@ emboldened couldn't closer to the truth

Why not invest in places like Ajegunle, Ikorodu etc build world class drainage systems, remove agberos from the street, invest in tech etc instead of this white elephant project

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