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Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 11:00pm On Mar 22, 2017

HardMirror:
I have been busy in the past 2 weeks. How you dey padi?

Chilling bro

Just reporting you to ishilove's first crush, hungerbad

Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 10:59pm On Mar 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Hahn alakoba, you see what you are causing?

hahahahaha

Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 10:59pm On Mar 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Please don't mention my username and his in the same post.

Lol. Hahahahahaha

Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 10:58pm On Mar 22, 2017

HungerBAD:
Make I check hold on.

Thanks for the heads up.

Sheck it o cheesy

Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 9:10pm On Mar 22, 2017

HungerBAD:
Hardmirror?That's a moniker here?

Yes and it seems he and your love (ishilove) have been flirting with each other

You know as your boy I have been monitoring the situation so as to give you an informed report on the happenings surrounding your cupid match

Seems cupid has been firing multiple arrows

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Romance › Re: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by hahn(m): 9:05pm On Mar 22, 2017

HungerBAD:
Ishilove.

Come here.

If you talk say "Darling" that was "Wonderful" and Condom say " I NO TRY" na back to your Momsie house.

You have competition

Aka hardmirror

Jokes Etc › Re: Epic Response!!! Check Out The Response A Twitter User Got from her follower.. by hahn(m): 8:08pm On Mar 22, 2017

Some fine girls can olodo for Africa sha

Dick has reset their brains to it's infant settings cheesy

Family › Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by hahn(m): 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017

Be careful who you marry, he/she just might be insane and hiding it grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Likely An Atheist,todays Pastors Are The Pharisees by hahn(m): 5:33pm On Mar 22, 2017

ifenes:
I am objectifying the character, doesn't mean it is real. I'm seeing a person who opposed the laws of the Jews. He can be real or fake but the story shows the character was rebelliou in many ways.

Yeah sha but the people you are trying to explain this to believe he is real. That obstacle has to be crossed for them to even be able to understand where you are going

Christianity Etc › Re: See What Will Happen After The Rapture by hahn(m): 5:31pm On Mar 22, 2017

Actually op the rapture happened and if you are reading this you didn't make it

See you at the 666 registration office tongue

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Likely An Atheist,todays Pastors Are The Pharisees by hahn(m): 3:49pm On Mar 22, 2017

ifenes:
He probably didn't exist or they combined stories of several character.

Exactly. So how can a fictional character be an atheist? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Lion Of The Tribe Of Judah by hahn(m): 3:21pm On Mar 22, 2017

smartanthony5:
what point are u trying to make?.who are u to mimik GOD. who gave u the effontry. I know u are not a christian but that doesnt permite u to be rude another''. Be warned!.

Who are you to fight on behalf of an almighty god?

Don't you trust your god to fight it's own battles?

Why will a puny human like you get angry over what is said about a god that you believe created the universe? undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Likely An Atheist,todays Pastors Are The Pharisees by hahn(m): 3:08pm On Mar 22, 2017

Ifenes, you mean the same Jesus that never existed?

The same product of the council of Nicea? undecided

Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by hahn(m): 10:11pm On Mar 21, 2017

Royver:
If I told you, you wouldnt believe me.

This might help

https://www.nairaland.com/3616218/event-happened-between-fictional-character/3#54789171

Oh, and whoever that man is, forgive him. Bitterness keeps you from flying.

Nice story

Unfortunately nairaland does not yet have the "you don dey mad?" smiley

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Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Warns U.S.: We're Fully Ready To Go To War' As Trump Threatens. by hahn(m): 9:47pm On Mar 21, 2017

Rockyrascal:
mah nigga...you are smart,but you know war its not a good experience,its the masses that suffers the aftermath of a war.

Forgive my lack of fvck giving but those guys really do not care about us either. People die here daily from poverty, lynching, diseases, corruption etc and they are only concerned about oil money.

As long as they are fighting on their territory then it's all good. We will watch on CNN

Smart Africans better have an exit plan

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Romance › Re: Ladies Iphone 8 Is Out - Time To Start Calling Those Boy Friends - See The Specs by hahn(m): 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2017

Where are the specs na?

Celebrities › Re: Emoney Makes A Fashion Statement In New Instagram Photo by hahn(m): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2017

nuelzy:
for ur mind

Actually I am not one to jump into conclusions

However, there is no such thing as "plus" in G wink

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oritsejafor Gives Church Members N5m To Start Small Scale Businesses (Pic by hahn(m): 4:58pm On Mar 21, 2017

feran15:
But can 50k start a business that is profitable?

Yes. 50k can start a business that will be profitable if you know what you are doing

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Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Warns U.S.: We're Fully Ready To Go To War' As Trump Threatens. by hahn(m): 3:53pm On Mar 21, 2017

As long as the value of the dollar drops cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Hilarious Bible Memes by hahn(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2017

plaetton:
Lol.
Hilarious.

Reminds me of friend of mine, a Caribbean lady who attends a Nigerian Pentecostal Church.
Every Sunday they would call for donations because Pastor needs this or Pastor needs that.
After a while, she just couldn't stomach it anymore. So the next Sunday when they called for another donation because Pastor needed something, she angrily stood up and shouted " why can't Pastor just get a goddam job ? ".

Travel › Re: Train Goes Through The Centre Of A 19-storey Block Of Flats In China(photos). by hahn(m): 11:19am On Mar 21, 2017

Teempakguy:
that your idea make sense and that is why it will never work in Nigeria.

Travel › Re: Train Goes Through The Centre Of A 19-storey Block Of Flats In China(photos). by hahn(m): 10:26am On Mar 21, 2017

Teempakguy:
which kind of Friend is that, biko?

I bet I could make the idea work here if it was me.

He didn't mean it that way. He just meant the idea was too rational

What I said was "if all the churches could donate 10 branches each, per denomination, to technological research and greenhousing Nigeria wil move forward"

What is your own response?

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Politics › Re: A 5-Mile Island Built to Save Lagos’s Economy Has a Fatal Design Flaw by hahn(m): 12:40am On Mar 21, 2017

October1960:
You nailed it!

Even in Dubai this system has it's limitations. Do a google search for Kansai Airport in Japan and see how the airport Island is sinking faster than the Engineers calculated.

There is plenty of land in Nigeria that is not developed or not maintained, but the "elite" want to be near the ocean and away from the masses. Hope it washes the crooks away.

https://www./enginering-went-totally-wrong-kansai-airport-japan-ocean-nawaqavou

http://www.tourism-review.com/travel-tourism-magazine-japanese-airport-is-sinking-together-with-the-artificial-island-article2374

Amen to that

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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by hahn(m): 12:39am On Mar 21, 2017

Royver:
I entered my room, locked the door, put out the lights and proudly tore open my new phone, eager to test the selfie camera.

A few seconds later I was drenched in sweat, unable to move, my lips trembling as I stared hard at myself in the camera and the bony hands that were reaching out in the darkness to touch me.

And where exactly have you been? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Hilarious Bible Memes by hahn(m): 10:52pm On Mar 20, 2017

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Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Charged With Blackmail Over Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal by hahn(m): 9:56pm On Mar 20, 2017

Pictures of her in the dock or idonbelieveit undecided

By the way, doesn't she have at least ONE picture of them together? Like a selfie? undecided

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TV/Movies › Re: Tboss, Bassey, Bally And Debie-Rise Up For Possible Eviction by hahn(m): 8:51pm On Mar 20, 2017

ichommy:

Fish Dealers from Togo.

Specialize In all kinds of Fish.

And by "fish" you mean weed wink

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 8:33pm On Mar 20, 2017

DoctorAlien:
On Cain's wife:

https://answersingenesis.org/bible-characters/cain/cains-wife-who-was-she/

Cc: randomperson, hahn

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 7:50pm On Mar 20, 2017

randomperson:
So God permitted incest before and suddenly changed his mind and said incest was forbidden??

I don't think incest is forbidden o

Abi doctoralien

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian God by hahn(m): 6:58pm On Mar 20, 2017

CatfishBilly:
This is totally going to be interesting.

Ifenes has always been like that

He and his UFO theory

Makes sense but all I can say is that those guys must have had access to some strong weed though. No be play cheesy

Politics › Re: A 5-Mile Island Built to Save Lagos’s Economy Has a Fatal Design Flaw by hahn(m): 6:50pm On Mar 20, 2017

Earth2Metahuman:
you are one of the few people I admire on nairaland, so it will be a plus if you r yoruba.
Its all good sha.

I grew up among Yorubas sha so I am an ibile by association cheesy

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