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Politics › Re: Ekweremadu: Igboland Should Build Ranches, Ban Grazing Like Ekiti State by hahn(m): 5:18pm On Sep 05, 2016
Pavore9:
The person l quoted gave off the impression that igbos are averse to ranching by typing " Igbos are not cattle rearers and therefore cannot build ranches"! Ranching is big business as Kenya is self sufficient when it comes to fresh milk production, producing about 5 billion litres annually. 90% of these are produced by rural dwellers who own 2-4 cows who form a co-operative where they gather their daily production and supply to a milk processing plant.
I dey your back grin

How can I get an Mpesa account as a Nigerian? My website gets a lot of visits from Kenya and most prospects are discouraged by the payment method.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by hahn(m): 4:58pm On Sep 05, 2016
ArcToyin:
If you see that way but i can assure that you are absolutely wrong.
We can put it to a test.

All you have to do is meet with, let us go to Igbobi and you can pray for the hand of an amputee to grow back. God answers prayers, right? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by hahn(m): 4:47pm On Sep 05, 2016
ArcToyin:
HA!
dont be deluded by atheist and the devil painting pictures that are not real in bits to win approvals.
James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is
no variableness, neither shadow of turning.
Many at dead point had been saved via prayer and are still been saved. The fact that some died despite praying doesnt rule out the efficacy of it and God. God understands better why it has to go that way.
But it does a lot to eradicate it potency. Prayer is officially useless smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Lessons I Learned From "My 6 Year Old Brother Does Not Believe In God by hahn(m): 4:39pm On Sep 05, 2016
Image123:
A allegedly false cushion is better than none. What is your cushion, where is your solution? Is seeking an imaginary being mutually exclusive to solution to The problem? What is the problem?
Let us take into consideration a situation where a Christian gets struck by a deadly disease and refuses to visit a hospital because he believes god will heal him. He prays, doesn't take any medication. Then dies.

Then someone else who doesn't look to an imaginary being to help, gets the same disease and takes medication and lives as a result of the medication he took.

Do you now see why wishful thinking is deadly?
Celebrities › Re: Jackie Appiah Looks Stunning In New Photo by hahn(m): 4:10pm On Sep 05, 2016
yankeedude:
That is the power of CHANGE grin.
grin
Celebrities › Re: Jackie Appiah Looks Stunning In New Photo by hahn(m): 4:04pm On Sep 05, 2016
slowbreeze:
Dis dark chick is luking lighter..or is it foto filter??
Look at her legs wink
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu: Igboland Should Build Ranches, Ban Grazing Like Ekiti State by hahn(m):
Pavore9:
You mean one cannot set up a ranch in the south east for meat and milk?
You see how ethnic bigotry is pulling us back as a nation? undecided
Romance › Re: DELETED by hahn(m): 3:47pm On Sep 05, 2016
Pictures of you crying or ..... wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Wears 'Smoking Kills' Tee-Shirt by hahn(m): 3:46pm On Sep 05, 2016
Smoking weed is good for the health smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Lessons I Learned From "My 6 Year Old Brother Does Not Believe In God by hahn(m): 3:39pm On Sep 05, 2016
ValentineMary:
I did not expect xtians to even comment. But the shameless people did. How could u come in all honesty to attack someone who spoted a loophole in the teachings of fellow xtians huh all the xtians that droped a comment here should close their face in shame. Religion is a hoax and a justification for injustice.
To know how bad it is, walk up to an average xtian and ask him "Should we replace all our factories to church?" the likely ans u would get is yes.
grin

There is this story I read about Ray Kroc who joined McDonald's in 1954 and built it into the most successful fast food operation in the world.

He once went to give a lecture at Oxford university, I hope I got the uni right, and the students invited him to hang out with them at a bar later on. He agreed.

While having drinks and joking, he asked the kids "what business am I in?". The kids all laughed, thinking he was trying to be funny. "You sell burgers", they said. He said, "it is real estate"

You see, whenever he wanted to build a McDonald's restaurant, he would make sure they bought the land. And they bought lands in prime places across the US. His real business was real estate.

Ever wonder why there is an RCCG branch everywhere? Even in remote forests? tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 3:16pm On Sep 05, 2016
CoolUsername:
Figs are not born that way, but once they allow the devil to take control of them, they start to seek carnal desires. cheesy
Hahahahaha

Christianity Etc › Re: Lessons I Learned From "My 6 Year Old Brother Does Not Believe In God by hahn(m): 3:13pm On Sep 05, 2016
4reala:
thank God u said "god", because the God I serve is the almighty God, the creator of heaven and earth and everything in it. Who gave his only begotten son(Jesus Christ) who died on d cross for u and me to be saved. Pls don't deny him matt 10v33
The god Jehovah you serve is as puny, tiny, imaginary and incompetent as all other gods smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Lessons I Learned From "My 6 Year Old Brother Does Not Believe In God by hahn(m): 2:55pm On Sep 05, 2016
Image123:
Were you born into atheism or what sort of poorly thought generalisation is this? Who do we blame for the millions of children born into extreme poverty in the slums? Are they predestined to be poor and to suffer all their lives? Do they need a way out of their reality, or some atheist to try to convince them that their situation is unreal and unfair?
Religion provides a false psychological cushion for those who subscribe to wishful thinking. Regardless, wishful thinking is synonymous to fooling your own self because you know it won't change anything but you act like it will.

Being realistic will lead one to seek for a solution to the problem and not depend on imaginary help from an imaginary being
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 2:44pm On Sep 05, 2016
CoolUsername:
This story also shows us that God hates figs.
Then why create it? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 12:05pm On Sep 05, 2016
ColdHardTruth:
Fancy a drink, Dad
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Lot and two daughters have fled Sodom, and are hiding in a cave. His daughters worry that there aren’t any men around. So they take it in turns to get their father drunk and have sex with him. They both get pregnant, and their sons each start great dynasties.
From Genesis 19:30-38 .
MOral of the story: Jehovah doesn't mind incest wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 12:03pm On Sep 05, 2016
ColdHardTruth:
Lie down on your side for one year, and eat bread baked with human poo!
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God tells Ezekiel that in memorial of the siege of Jerusalem, he needs to build a model of the city. Then he needs to lie down on his left side for 390 days, then his right side for 40 days. During this time he is only allowed to eat bread which he has baked over a fire of human shit.
Ezekiel protests at this last bit, so God lets him use cow shit instead.
From Ezekiel 1:1-16 .
Moral of the story: Poo is good for bread making. Say no to flour! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 12:02pm On Sep 05, 2016
ColdHardTruth:
God says he doesn’t want any sacrifices from people with damaged testicles.
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God tells Moses that he is very particular about who can offer food at his temples. No one with a “defect” is allowed. That is, “no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores, or damaged testicles”.
From Leviticus 21:17-24 .
Moral of the story: god is all loving smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 12:00pm On Sep 05, 2016
ColdHardTruth:
Jesus and the Fig Tree


So, Jesus is walking from Bethany and he’s feeling a bit peckish. He encounters a fig tree, but unfortunately it is barren as it’s the off season for figs. Annoyed, Jesus demands the fig tree bear him fruit, however the fig tree doesn’t respond (it’s a tree), so Jesus, in an act of uncharacteristic rashness, curses the fig tree to death. This story is bizarre for many reasons, but mainly for how little it means to the Jesus story and how Jesus seems to react so harshly. OK, so he’s hungry, and we all get a little cranky when hungry, but come on, the fig tree had done nothing wrong. This just seems like abuse of powers to me.
The moral of this story? I honestly can’t think of one. This story seems so unimportant and purposeless yet both Mark and Matthew mention it so it must have some importance. The best I can think of is: don’t disobey Jesus, even if you’re an inanimate tree.
The moral of the story is "always carry food when travelling. Or at least have money to buy one. Do not be broke like Jesus" grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 11:57am On Sep 05, 2016
ColdHardTruth:
Yahweh is very proud of his backside

Found in: Exodus 33:23
It’s a big day for Moses. He’s finally going to meet God face to face and is giddy with anticipation. Soon the time comes and Moses positions himself on a rock ready to see the divine creator himself. But God backs out at the last minute claiming that no man can see his face and live. However, he has a solution. He will let Moses have a peek at his backside, “And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.” Moses must be heartbroken. He was hoping to see God’s face not his bottom! Imagine explaining that to the wife: “Oh honey, did you see God’s face?” “Umm not quite…I got a great look at his ass though!” Moses most likely slept alone that night.
The moral of this story? God works in mysterious (and slightly gay) ways.
Ha! I have always known God is a cock sucking gay psychopath grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 11:45am On Sep 05, 2016
This is going to be interesting grin
Technology Market › Re: See How To Get A #paygo #solar #energy System Now For Just N68,50 by hahn(m): 11:41am On Sep 05, 2016
Obeenah:
wyll check and reply. Thanks
DO you have smaller packages?
Christianity Etc › Re: This Pastor Disguised As Destitute To His Church And Members Refused To Help Him by hahn(op): 11:37am On Sep 05, 2016
kevoh:
hahn and resurrecting old threads are like 5 and 6 tongue ...
I was looking for something and saw these old threads. Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Jesus Is by hahn(m): 11:36am On Sep 05, 2016
franklytrue:
None? False generalisation. And what is your proof that he never existed. Even dates were named before and after him. B.C - Before Death (of Christ), A.D - Anno Domino (of Christ).
Really? So, you mean to say that Apollo the Sun god is real because we have a day called Sunday? undecided

Even Islam testifies to his existence (as a prophet). History has his records.
Lol. Islam is the sister religion of Christian. It inherited a lot of it's nonsense and still adhere to many old testament doctrines which I remember, from many discussions with Christians, is not for Christians. Confusing, I know.

This your point is like saying Superman is real because you saw him in a Batman comic grin

But what will be the proof that you ever existed 300 years from now?
Pictures fam. At least we have pictures.

Jesus is in the league of the toothfairy, the three little pigs, humpty dumpty etc. Just because we have story books of them doesn't make them real, does it? smiley

Just that? What keeps your brain alive? A dead man has brains too.
google.com

Are there not stories of people dying while they were sleep. What killed them? Images and sensations?
Lol. Please enlighten me. What killed them?

Your parents did not 'create' (make) you. I was not referring to your birth but your body. Your makeup, the harmony and synchronization of all your body parts, brain, blood, lungs etc. Are they just a product of chance or intelligent design so they all can function as one comfortably?
It is basic biology fam. If you say "God" created you, then which one? Is it Zeus, Yahweh/Jehovah, Allah, Buddha, Orunmila?

If you pick one out of the 4200 gods existing, what is your proof that the other 4199 gods didn't create you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by hahn(m): 11:27am On Sep 05, 2016
ArcToyin:
...because you don't know the meaning of prayer.
smiley

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Adam And Eve Still Burning In Hell? by hahn(op): 11:23am On Sep 05, 2016
dorox:
Perhaps it would interest you to read through this thread about the morality of hellfire if you haven't done so. https://www.nairaland.com/3059066/hellfire-morally-justified
The morality of torturing and burning people for eternity? I gotta see this grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Adam And Eve Still Burning In Hell? by hahn(op): 11:20am On Sep 05, 2016
Touchnot01:
The Bible does not specify whether Adam and Eve were saved.
Adam and Eve were the only two human beings who knew about God before they became tainted with sin. As a result, they likely still knew God better after their fall than any of us do today. Adam and Eve most definitely believed in and depended on God. God continued to talk with Adam and Eve and provide for them after the fall. Adam and Eve knew of God’s promise that He would provide a Savior (Genesis 3:15). God made garments of
skin for Adam and Eve after the fall (Genesis 3:21). Many
scholars understand this as the first animal sacrifice,
foreshadowing the eventual death of Christ on the cross
for the sins of the world. Putting these facts together, it
would seem that Adam and Eve were saved and did
indeed go to heaven when they died.

Then I dont think we can know with certainty, No one but God can say for sure who is in heaven and who is not. He alone is worthy to open the
lamb’s book of life.
Rev 5:2-5:
OK then
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Adam And Eve Still Burning In Hell? by hahn(op): 11:19am On Sep 05, 2016
Aaronsrod:
You are not God talk less of a pastor!
Of course I am not god. I am real aren't I? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: I’m Gay – Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain by hahn(m): 11:15am On Sep 05, 2016
Vince77:
bros but u know that does not mean gay na
We will never know tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Adam And Eve Still Burning In Hell? by hahn(op): 6:39pm On Sep 04, 2016
Touchnot01:
If thats the case, then i think everyhuman will be in hell. But thats not the case. i believe forgiveness is God's and to sin is human. Repentance, I believe is only closed to the dead. If they repented which i believe they did, they'd be in heaven. Thats the idea behind forgivenesd and repentance while there is still life.
Please quote the verse in the bible where they repented

And also, going by your standard, Cain is not in hell either? undecided
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi Covers Thisday Style Magazine by hahn(m): 6:37pm On Sep 04, 2016
olumaxi:
wen ur mohammed is attacked now,u wil start killin and destroyin.....ISLAM-A-BAD
Mohammed was a pedophile too. I am only pointing out that Joseph was also a pedophile.

Pop quiz: How old was Mary when Joseph married her? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: I’m Gay – Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain by hahn(m): 6:32pm On Sep 04, 2016
Vince77:
i agree since the church is getting comfortable with it
Homosexuality has always been common in the church. Most priests are gay.

Even Judas kissed Jesus. That tells you something wink

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