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Op, you deserve a nobel prize for self imposed delusion

KingEbukasBlog:
I will create a thread scrutinizing every single perspective of the creation story I have come across . And your question na wa . I clearly said humanoid na , or dont you understand what being humanoid is ? Haba!

Is it in the bible? What's the verse that says the snake was humanoid?

Teempakguy:
it's not.
also, satan isn't mentioned in the old testament. neither is hell.

dalaman:
In the world of mythology and fiction anything is possible. KingEbukasBlog can give birth to a rat in the world of mythology and fiction. Nothing is impossible when it comes to fiction and mythology. He doesn't need to explain anything to you. All he needs is to make up more absurd stories as explanation to the original mythical tale.

Man, you no fit imagine as I take shock after I read am

He must have read it in the kingebukasblog version of the bible

Teempakguy:
this is the most sexist thing i've ever read in my entire life. anyway.

1. Adam did not sleep with eve until they had been expelled from the garden.

2. Cain was not mentioned in Adam's genealogy because he was irrelevant in the scheme of things. i.e HIS genealogy didn't lead to jesus.

3. Adam also had several other children. not just Cain. Abel and these other children were not mentioned. of obvious reasons.

4. the bible never mentioned that the snake slept with eve. nor did it imply such a thing.

5. satan does not exist in genesis.

Where exactly is it written in the bible that Eve slept with the snake? And how can a human and snake produce a human without snake traits?

@kingebukasblog

KingEbukasBlog:
Oh here's a more elucidated explanation . Just focus on the main issue

After fornicating with the serpent, Eve went back home and slept with her husband the same day,

What's the verse of the bible where this is written?

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Chubhie:
You mean you still have pot belly in this melt down? Na only you dey enjoy change cos all the pot belly people I know have all adopted PMB body language.

Lol

plappville:
If Isis or boko haram happens to catch you and asked you to believe in allah or else they kill you. Will you prefare to die an hero by not believing or you will preserve your life by confessing what you truelly dont believe? Put yourself in this shoes. Christian do not believe in allah and they are ready to die to defend thier faith. Like wise an atheist who do not believe will prefares to die not believing. We have seen many atheist killed because they do not believe too. Think of it:

Lol, atheism is not a belief so I don't have anything to die for. I'll be anything as long as my life is spared. Shuo

Would you die for your religion?

kossyablaze:
who b dis one?

I'm the guy that god revealed in a vision that you should use your brain

theAtheist101:
I think he is a primary school student in Osun State, that got the free oponimo (tablet) that their state governor is sharing.

frank317:
He is a pure example of mumu feeling funky

Chai, na kingebukasblog una dey yab like this? The originator of the known unknown. The one who believes god is the last resort for a dying theist.

Make una stop am ooo

Na this guy own pain me pass. Bubu, sorry ehn. Don't mind them

geesampower:
Honestly, your posts and questions are all ridiculous. I am not an atheist, but you are taking this too far.
If we are to go into details of proving relationship of matter and energy then we would turn this thread to a physics thread which in no way helps to prove the existence of God. Believe in God is simply believe in God, faith based, personal experience you can attribute to none other but the almighty.
Don't make a fool of your self here saying matter is not energy.
I hope you have heard of the hadron collider? Where atoms which is the building block of matter are smashed together to break them further down. One of the product of this collision is energy, immense energy. Same principle is responsible for the operation of atomic bombs.
It's obvious you don't know that elements can be converted from one to another. For example you can canvert helium with atomic number 2 to hydrogen with atomic number 1. This is how the hydrogen bomb works, this is how nuclear weapons work. There is left over mater which wld be lesser in mass cos the missing mass was converted to energy.
Stop this display of illiteracy online. This is the internet your post would be read all over the world.
You don't have to struggle to prove God. Believing in Him and serve Him how best you can. Preach his word and not make a fool of yourself driving at nothing. Science can't yet explain the beginning of everything, neither can any religion prove the beginning. So what is exciting you here? You are asking silly questions and you are feeling funky. People replying you must really have time. I don't post on religious threads cos we throw reason out of the window just to uphold our believe. Be a christain and stop being uncomfortable with scientific findings. I am not interested in conversing with you. You can quote me but I don't reply people like you.
I am a christain by the way.

iluvweed:
Pls what does it take to start a nigerian porn website?...

Finally! Someone who thinks like me. I've been thinking the same thing o but the thing is you have to be ready to "sample" as much as possible and have capital. Lots of it

daretodiffer:
Do I sound like a comedian to you?
Go on YouTube if you want one

Hahahaha! That was funnny. More please

daretodiffer:
It is sarcasm not a joke

Aargh! You are dumb

Okay, say a joke then

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daretodiffer:
Did he remember to tell you that you are my side man

Oh, I already got the memo. I got some weed, cartons of cigarettes, booze and some chicken ready for the trip

Please, come along with anything BUT your sense of humor. Eternity is a long time to listen to your boring jokes

Chubhie:
LOL. Maybe if you confess your sins, acknowledge and make peace with odumodu, sliver and gold + some cattle on a thousand hill would be yours.

Maybe I need to start my own church. I already have a pot belly anyways so they won't be able to tell the difference

Chubhie:
Don't tell me you are unaware that Bill Gates belongs to some open and secret societies?

You must belong if you want to make Ego na esiesi.

Come on man. I expect better from you

daretodiffer:
You are going to die either way

Tell me something new

You are going to hell. Jehovah said so

Annunaki:
Did Yahweh tell you that he will protect any book

Last I checked he didn't exist

tartar9:
was only saying,atheists have no reason to be good.the world is lucky I believe in God.

Just like ISIS is an example of how religion is a basis for morality

Chubhie:
LOL. Maybe if you confess your sins, acknowledge and make peace with odumodu, sliver and gold + some cattle on a thousand hill would be yours.

Really? That's what Bill Gates did, right?

Op, you have broken the law of sanity by believing all that you mentioned

Yes. I pray to my tummy to stop rumbling because hungerbad

Chubhie:
I'm sure you wouldn't want to run if they be heavenly JW ladies with grace and poise.

Lol. Ifa hear. Those people that dress like they are against looking good?

Besides, I'm married. Toto don tire me. Na money I dey find

daretodiffer:
Don't be a coward

You could kill yourself right now. It will save ypu several miserabke yeara. I am on cyberspace and I intend to be here till...God knows

Dry

daretodiffer:
Great! I thought your yawn on cyperspace was a cry for a place to lay your head.

Now go to bed

Oh! I was actually yawning because you are boring. I guess if I ever met you in real life I'd have to ensure that my will is written down because I'll definitely be bored to death

Chubhie:
We humans can't know the real truth. The best we can do is hold all positions tentatively pending when a superior evidence comes through.

So the crusaders know the road to your house? You should be careful my good friend.

Well, they should be ready to run because they are going to have to give me one hell of a chase

daretodiffer:
Are you perchance homeless?

No, I'm not. Allah has been kind

daretodiffer:
Oh my! Aren't you smart?

Unfortunately we love us a rapist, a butcher, a deluded man called Muhammad, if that makes you sleep well at night

*yawns*

Teempakguy:
actually, that's my oldest joke.

relationship . . . what is the meaning of that? is going to be dating us or what?

some theists argue that he wants a fatherly relationship, but that's bullshit. Would you tell your dad your deepest secrets? would your dad burn you in a kiln forever if you think about how sexy that girl in your street is? for all those who call your friends mumu playfully, hell is waiting for you as well. because of sky daddy. NO sir.

God needs some love.

God needs some weed. His temper issues are out of this world

Chubhie:
I consider all matters of religions as personal convictions however, I think you may have gone a lil extreme to publicly insult some others beliefs. Are you not afraid of the crusaders or jihadis coming after you?

You are a businessman and should keep off such controversial matters.

Come on man. The same jw, representing christians, knock on my door and threaten me with hell fire while the muslims kill christians, atheists and even muslims like themselves over on figment of their imagination.

You have to agree they need more than insults

daretodiffer:
OMG! You have been pranked, if that indeed were true:

Syria would never happened
Libya would never have happened
Israel would never have happened
Book Haram would never happened
Congo would never happened
Etc etc etc would never happened


You have been pranked

,

Coming from someone who believes in the delusion called allah and holds a serial child rapist, butcher and leader of the bullsh1t Islamic religion, mohammed, in high esteem.