₦airaland Forum

TheDauraMallam:
No wait, you like the Barber? As in like?

I like the hair cut. As in like

dearpreye:
It's so annoying. Most times I feel like I'm in the wrong place. No society is perfect but the madness here is simply depressing.

We lack conviction. No personal values and beliefs. All we know is money, power and vainglory. SMH!

It's unbelievable

A family member is doing her trad today. The time was set for 10:00am and NO ONE has showed up. And it's all good because everyone will laugh over it and say it's NIGERIAN TIMING like it's something to be proud off

Modified: it's 1:52pm and the trad still hasn't started yet

Nice! Me likey

bumi10:
In 2014, he was tried in court and sentenced to four years in prison and 800 lashes. But the verdict was appealed, and another judge handed Fayadh the death sentence.

If this is their own idea of being a religion of peace, I wouldn't want to know what their own ideology of war is

All for a figment of their imagination. "God"

dearpreye:
They know but are just top gullible to accept it. Accepting total responsibility for one's life is the beginning of progress.

Nigerians are simply money-conscious. As far as they get money, nothing else matters. They're still far below in the Abraham Maslow Hierarchy of Needs.

Nigerians are simply too hypocritical and self centered to accept the truth. As you once said, " we lack conviction"

Wow! This is beautiful and of course it is certain that there is still much we have to learn about the universe.

As long as humans don't succeed in destroying themselves first out of our ignorance

HungerBAD:
Nice move Mr. President.

This is a President that can never do any wrong. Always thinking of ways to help the masses, and those struggling, and this should be an opportunity for farmers to step up to the next level with this loans.

Make una no use the money go marry new wife oh, or play baba Ijebu.

Sai Buhari.

They still need electricity for processing and packaging

3. Don't be an idiot yourself

Where are you located?

Dasuki's statements portray everything wrong with the Nigerian way of reasoning and indeed is an epic example of why Nigeria remains the same.

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ViNeHaNds:
We should be greatful for the ban of that small generator, why? Because The environmental toxicity due to oily fumes emitted by this little machine is very deadly, that i can honestly tell you if you have had it fumes always in your environment and obviously have been breathing it, meehn, you have been seating on a long thing because you have been initiating a process to getting your lungs and hearts in a bad unfixable health conditions, your condition will surely be worst than a chain smoker( whom is liable to die young). Someone had to safe us from ourselves.

Another accomplist on this serious environment pollution and health hazard threat common in our environment is the popular tricycle(keke napep), honestly should get the ban too.

Reason being that the combustion system of this two machines are although economical due to its top fuel efficient utilization ability, i mean it saves fuel in long working hours, but lets mind our health more and embrace this bans.

Looking at the available option in the market there are other brands offering almost same fuel utilization efficiency and extremely low prices and good quality built engines to reducing the health hazard in our environments, you can check this brands to confirm.
The small businesses can embrace this other options.
I have been victim to the unheathy voltage supply of this "i better pass my neighbour" generator, its burnt a few of my phone chargers, which gets me wondering why it chooses to blow up charges and some other home appliances but wont power a refrigerator, infact, appliances like a barber clipper will reciprocate the sound emitted by this generator (which travels in its unheathy voltage).

LETS BE GRATEFUL TO THIS BAN, ITS A NICE ONE AND SHOULD BE COMMENDED, SAY NO TO JUNK APPLIANCES POLLUTING OUR ENVIRONMENTS, CAUSING US GREAT HEALTH IMPLICATIONS, WE DESERVE BETTER WITH OUR HARD EARN MONEY.

Whats the point making all the money when you wont live to enjoy the fruits of your labour, Thank you Mr president for safing us from ourselves.

#remain bless

__VINEHANDS__

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Crap. If the dumb government provides stable electruicity, we wouldn't be having this discussion in the first place

KingEbukasBlog:
Oh really ?

Bubu, wetin happen?

Chubhie:
I feel your acts of patriotism. You deserve MON national award. I used to go watch iwuanyawu National at dan anyiam back then in owerri. The must win at all cost with bad officiating discouraged me as a true lover of The Game. I prefer watching and playing on street level where you enjoy raw beauty of the game.

Maybe you can come in as an investor and chanji things so our ladies could feel a lil safer and take selfies in our stadia while being entertained with local good football.

The premiership used to be in a worse state but the people of Britain and Europe didn't abandon it and look for another working league to support. They fixed theirs.

But I get what you mean

Registration is still on! Learn a skill today and become a professional.

Chubhie:
Wahala dey o. I love watching and discussing the games tactical side.

I don't watch the premiership as an act of patriotism

Maybe ill consider it when Europeans start supporting Eyimba

Adedoks:
wat do I stand to gain lieing... Enjoy the match bro.Jesus loves you

Lol. He didn't mean it that way

Chubhie:
Elder hahn, how true is this?

Very true. I can't even chat without being accused of being negligent. I'd advice you get dstv in your house.

By the way, I do not watch football. Never have, never will

Raplinx:
hahahahaha.... This guy funny die! Check this hahn, Dekatron, Johnydon22, Teempakguy, Menesheh, We're actually getting ready for End time!!!

That MUST have been a joke. Right Kekakuz?

Registration is still on. Sign up now!

Teempakguy:
no i'm not . . . i worship the flying spaghetti monster. and his son. the tooth fairy.

you should join us too. the reward for doing so is this.

we will be put in hell after we die. our minds in tact. we will be allowed to interact with all our mentors who have died over the decades, and we will, under an interactive experience, work together, to build the land of our dreams. heaven has streets of gold? pffft.
our transport system will have no roads at all. but we will be able to fly . . .

oh, and dekatron, hahn, it was recently revealed to me that youtube will be provided in the hell starter pack as well as unlimited bandwidth.

I already got the memo

Dekatron:
*yawn*





Teempakguy, Johnydon22, hahn, plaetton, SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE BEFORE!! I know I've got y'all . . . . You'd be surprised that the theists I have met offline, I used the normal logic of the bible against them. . . . All these annunaki, Mithra, Bla bla bla, I no sabi dem o!! I dont just give a F UCK about religion. . . . I don't give myself headache. And when meet those CONC theists on whatsapp, I use the logic of you, my brothers against them.







I have discovered that I've gathered hates among many of my course reps (yea, I told'em all I don't believe in Sky daddy, cos I was pissed at how so called engineering students ascribe thing to god- I know its God. ). But guess what?



I DON'T GIVE THREE FLYING F UCKS!!!





anyway, I will just observe and when I can use logic against them- I will.


Teempakguy, did you design gdevits.com or you own it?? I wasn't impressed when I took a peek!!






Hahn, please when Jesus sends pizza to u, through Angel Gabriel, tell Gab. Boy I feel like eating Noodles- watery, the way I like it, with boiled eggs.

PROUDLY
#TTF GANG
#TOOTHFAIRIAN GANG.
#AtheistForLife

Calm down bro. Jesus can do all things. Kingebukasblog, errm, please make that three.

Ishilove:
You sef you're a stiff-necked heathen

I don't know why but this feels like dejavu

Raplinx:
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Damn! So i got brothers in NL, Man i cant wait to See Nickki minaj, Iggy n Kim Shaking off their bum! Live on Stage! Rihanna, Beyonce n co.
I swear i dnt wana miss that!!!
Baruch Spinoza, Thomas Paine, N other Philosophically n Scientifically inclined men! Damn! We'll civilize hell, Channel Pacific to it, then develop it to our taste!
I dont even knw how someone wil constantly be singing Her.lelu.jar to an imaginary sky daddy for 8 hrs without being bored!

I've always said that when I die and indeed there is heaven and for whatever reason, the right god decides to pardon me and grants me access to heaven, I'll humbly decline. I'm not going to be kissing his behind for eternity. Sheesh

KingEbukasBlog:
Hmmm . I wonder how you got to know my nickname. Oh my twitter

Anyway, thanks Joshthefirst

Don't be silly. The almighty flying spaghetti revealed it to me. He knows all things

jejemanito:
Too much of hollywood

Too much of vaseline

jejemanito:
Too much of hollywood

Too much of rejections

Joshthefirst:
It has a builder, that's the chief point. Creation has a creator, we call this creator God. Whether or not he is MY God, is an issue for another day.

Lol.

Teempakguy:
and what is calling johnydon going to change?

the fact that cancer is being studied under the knowledge of evolution? or what? or the fact that the whole of genetics is now based on the theory of evolution? right.

even if a god set evolution into motion, it was

1. not a personal God.
2. not the abrahamic Gods.

either that or your bible _fucking lied.


peace out . . . and my pizza . . . where the hell is my pizza? hahn, have you gotten yours yet?

Still waiting bro. I had to drink garri as an appetizer. I have faith though. God will do it

Do you have a condom?

Can I suck it?

Do you love me?

Can my friend join us?

Turn off the lights

Close the door

Play Trey Songz album

Joshthefirst:
This isn't me insulting you. It's me being very annoyed that you would gang up and insult someone who has made very valid points in the face of your own misunderstanding and your self-indicting premises.

Quote where I insulted bubu

Joshthefirst:
No. Whether we see or know the uncle or not is not the point you agreed to. What you agreed to is that someone did it. Simple. You may not know him, and you may not have seen him, but its obvious someone did it, because as you said, it did not magically appear out of nowhere(your very words are driving the point home even more. I advice you to calm down and choose your words carefully if you want to help your atheistic position and not insult it)

The universe did not magically appear out of nowhere, just as something as base and common as a painting can't magically appear from nowhere.
Our complex inhabitable and even beautiful cosmos has a builder.

It has a builder alright but it is NOT your god.

Simple

Joshthefirst:
Actually, King Ebuka has already made his solid point, which your analogy doesn't refute in any way. If there's anyone here being thick headed and I'd.iotic, its you and your friends. His point, which you actually conceeded to(thus indirectly renouncing your atheism), was that AS FAR AS THE PAINTING EXISTS, A CREATOR FOR THE SAID PAINTING EXISTS, BE IT YOUR UNCLE, OR WHOMEVER(I assume you and your friends are atheists.)

You didn't even realize that you and King had already logically agreed on the common premise of the fact that a painter for the painting clearly exists as far as the painting exists. Lol.
You, my friend, agreed to the existence of a creator.

Take a look at what you said:
These hastily said bolded words imply the direct opposite of your atheistic beliefs(I assume you're an atheist). In other words, you have simply stated here that you believe in a creator. (Assuming you're honest and you stick to your own analogy).

Ok. So, was I supposed to say the painting magically appeared?

As a result, King replied you..


I'm sure he thought he had ended the argument with this reply. He thought you coherent and intelligent enough to realize that the above reply was exactly what you had agreed to. He will be disappointed when he comes back to see you and your friends spouting nonsense again.

So you agreed to the existence of a creator by your very own analogy, that makes you not an atheist. Who the creator is(which uncle) is another issue. But for this argument, we have all agreed to his existence. I expect a thank you for all the time I used up to teach you and your foolish friends the implications of your very statements.

What's up with you and insults?

Anyways, you didn't get it either. I said my uncle did it and I have never seem him before. Just like you say god did it but have never seen it before

10 other people agree that my uncle did it but have different descriptions of him. Just like there are different religions with different versions of god even though no one has seen it.

Conclusion: None of us know who did it. We agree that my uncle did it but we end up describing the creator and creation in different ways because it's all a figment of our imagination. And because we don't know who did it we have decided to come up with the "his uncle did it" answer which is infact a non answer.

Just like when you say "god did it". It doesn't mean that's true but that's the only excuse you can come up with to excuse your ignorance. It's a non answer. Simple