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Business › Re: How To Build A Profitable Online Store in Nigeria (My Story with BuyMart.com.ng) by hahn(m): 3:05pm On May 04, 2015
Nice one
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, How Best Can I Advertise My Blog And Make My Money Back From Adsens by hahn(m): 2:32pm On May 04, 2015
GodMode:
Go to their ads section.. FB can change the structure(looks) of its site anytime..
Thank you. I've gotten a lot of sales via facebook and i've recently decided to use paid ads. Really hope it pays off
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, How Best Can I Advertise My Blog And Make My Money Back From Adsens by hahn(m): 2:01pm On May 04, 2015
GodMode:
- create your niche..
- Create FB page then buy likes from Facebook itself not any third party..
- buy at least 20,000 FB likes.
- create a twitter, instagram accounts for your blog.. Make sure you have at least real 20,000 followers in each social media site.

The above is very crucial for blogging cos advertising your blog without an advertising budget is f:oolish...


The easiest way to earn online is to create a product and sell it.. I don't mean e-books..

But since you have small money to waste on ads... Affiliate marketing is the best option to earn..
@bolded, please what's the procedure for purchasing likes on facebook?
Adverts › Re: Share And Earn Up To 1k And Above! by hahn(op): 1:57pm On May 04, 2015
Okwori12:
How do u track it?....
Very simple. If we are friends on fb and a friend of yours likes our page and makes a purchase, all we need to do is check that person's profile for "mutual friends" and your name will pop up. You will be contacted after the person's order has been processed. Eventually, we will integrate the referral program on our website.

But this is just a start
Properties › Re: Nigerian Landlords Should Be Made To Collect Rent Monthly By Law by hahn(op): 11:13am On May 04, 2015
tonywirelex:
truth is,u can't change a tin...just sit-back,relax and watch them old folks do them tin...
"People who believe that a goal cannot be achieved should sit back, keep quiet and watch people who are trying to accomplish it"
Properties › Re: Nigerian Landlords Should Be Made To Collect Rent Monthly By Law by hahn(op): 9:43am On May 04, 2015
tonywirelex:
someday u'll become a landlord and u'll knw hw important it is to collect money in bulk
Really? So, other countries that practise this don't know how important it is huh?

I believe the only reason you posted this comment is because you belong to the school of thought that believe being a landlord and offereng homes to let is a favour to the tenant. Truth is, its a business and you're offering a service.

You probably haven't travelled out to other countries to experience the benefits of monthly rent. Someday you'll travel out and you'll understand that collecting money in bulk here in Nigeria doesn't really have any positive impact on the country and the economy
Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerian Apps Not Widely Accepted??? by hahn(m): 9:36am On May 04, 2015
Wittylens:
Those are flimsy excuses. Even if you provide them with 24/7 electricity , Free wiFi internet , they will still develop crap.


This weekend , I burnt over 1.5GB downloading Nigerian Apps. They were far below my expectation. Some had poor UI while some are completely useless. Okadabooks , Topup Genie and Union Vibe Quiz are the only ones I found Useful.


Maybe Nigerian Developers are half Baked.
Maybe Nigerian developers are half baked. That might be true and is probably 60% of the problem

Apparently, you don't live in this country or you'd understand those aren't flimsy excuses but the reality on ground. You should come and live here for a while, not in an hotel, and you might begin to understand.

That said, there's no excuse for failure
Properties › Nigerian Landlords Should Be Made To Collect Rent Monthly By Law by hahn(op): 7:16pm On May 03, 2015
I was just thinking. Most countries collect monthly rent and I believe if the same can be implemented by the law in Nigeria, it would great improve our real estate sector in the following ways:

1) The average Nigerian will be able to afford it. Imagine receiving minimum wage of N18,000 and you can pay N2-5k per month for a one room apartment(depending on the area). This will take a lot of people off the street and they'll be less squatters.

2) It will increase the quality of houses built: If everyone can pay for just a month, landlords will have to make better provisions in their houses and give better service because they'll realise that a tenant can decide to leave anytime he wishes and thus will do anything to retain that tenant.

3) Better tenant behaviour: Landlords will have more power to eject any tenant that misbehaves because the demand for houses will sky rocket

4) Better pricing: I believe with increase in demand prices will reduce. However, this rule is not often applicable in Nigeria. Take the current fuel scarcity as an example. The government will have to ensure better rent pricing and enforse it

At the moment, this is all I can think of. Any ideas/suggestions/arguments?
Romance › Re: Read What I Wrote To My Ex Today. (3 Mins Read) by hahn(m): 6:49pm On May 03, 2015
epelumi42:
Is that so? Udilson? Make I kill you shapaly. Hahn, you be killjoy o!
If I don't tell you the truth, who will?

Next time just shag the biatch. Poetry is for the "friendzoned"
Sports › Re: The True Result Of Manny /mayweather Fight..... A Must Read... by hahn(m): 6:45pm On May 03, 2015
Who cares? Dem don share money finish
Romance › Re: Read What I Wrote To My Ex Today. (3 Mins Read) by hahn(m): 6:42pm On May 03, 2015
epelumi42:
Thanks... Can I blush? Lol.
Don't blush o. He's only being sarcastic
Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerian Apps Not Widely Accepted??? by hahn(m): 6:36pm On May 03, 2015
We still have a loooooooooooong way to go

The smart developers don't have enough electricity to work and develop better apps. The major problem with creativity in Nigeria is we are still struggling to solve irrelevnt issues. Imagine a programmer queueing at a petrol station for 6hours only to come home and there's no power, your network connection is slow etc

The foundation of this country really doesn't support creativity. Everyone is looking for quick money thus would rather imitate whatever is making waves at the moment
Education › Re: My Father’s Generation Failed My Generation (101) by hahn(m): 6:22pm On May 03, 2015
Brother, I totally agree with you. I've also pondered over this issue and the truth is the older generation created a very poor foundation for us. Despite all the "gone are the good old days" stories they want to make us believe, the truth is that things are not really different now as from then.

Our older generation saw the corruption building in our institutions and never fought against these things when they were at least controlllable. They never took advantage of the low currency exchange rate or the fact that there was fewer population. They invented nothing, fought for nothing and laid nothing down.

If you watch Fela's videos, there's a particular track that showed Nigerians about to commit "jungle justice". People say that Fela was a prophet but the truth is he only observed what was going on around him at the time and unfortunately, those things are still happening today
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Check Out This Response To A Bank Manager From Someone Looking For Job(photos) by hahn(m): 2:26pm On May 03, 2015
That's the kind of PHD GEJ holds
Adverts › Re: Share And Earn Up To 1k And Above! by hahn(op): 2:01pm On May 03, 2015
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Adverts › Share And Earn Up To 1k And Above! by hahn(op): 1:56pm On May 03, 2015
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3) Share the posts on our page to your timeline and encourage your friends to like our page and make a purchase

4) Whenever ANY of your friends likes our page and places an order, you get N1,000(or more depending on the quantity of the order) in form of a bank transfer or as a recharge card of the same value sent to your mobile number!

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Jokes Etc › Re: With This Fuel Scarcity, See The Best Means Of Transportation..photo by hahn(m): 1:43pm On May 03, 2015
upgrader:
People like this I detest. Then u say d govt is wicked, what's ur contribution towards a better nigeria.


See BC I got from one clown ' Shoro le leyi'
Ochman, na you be that?
Christianity Etc › Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by hahn(m): 10:56am On May 03, 2015
This is the kind of ignorance an2select, opeaceo and co like to defend. A simple mind game aimed at extorting and imprisoning the minds of gullible Africans.

People that believe in religion and god are the same set of dimwits who believed that adding salt in water and then drinking/bathing with it could cure ebola
Politics › Re: My 7 hours Experience In A Filling Station Today (pics) by hahn(m): 12:58pm On May 01, 2015
Mogidi:
The hoarding of fuel has started in preparation for the incoming president by the clueless one.
Fixed
Politics › Re: APC Reveals Transition Committee’s Terms Of Reference That Earned Buhari FG Rebu by hahn(m): 12:37pm On May 01, 2015
I believe they are referring to the 400,000 barrels of crude oil that goes missing DAILY. Isn't that a MAJOR crime?

TheFreeOne:
huh

APC & Buhari should thread softly with their so-called 'terms of reference'
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Ymodulus. by hahn(m): 10:16am On May 01, 2015
HBD Ymodulus. I'm honoured to have learnt so much from you. Your sellessness really had a positive effect on my life.

I'm glad you didn't eventually commit suicide last yeat and I hope you never have to go through whatever frustration you were going through last year.

This day is a new day and every step you take on after this will be new.

Have a blast!
Celebrities › Re: Pics: Teju Babyface's Wife Mugged On Eko Bridge, Her Car Windows Smashed by hahn(m): 3:28pm On Apr 30, 2015
machinex10:
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Comedian, Talk Show host and TV producer Teju Babyface's wife, Tobi Oyelakin, was on her way to the mainland at about 8pm last night when her car was attacked by hoodlums on Eko Bridge. She was in the car with her driver and 3 other girls in the back seat and were approaching the National Theater area of the Eko bridge when they encountered some traffic.

They had barely come to a stop when 4 boys leaped out of the shadows and knocked on the windows with torch lights and asked them to roll down the windows. They were still trying to come to terms with rising levels of panic when the hoodlums shattered the rear windows on both sides of the car and proceeded to rough-handle the ladies in the back seat and collect all valuables.

The hoodlums proceeded with impunity to open all the bags and pour the contents into nylon bags they brought along. This was in the presence of all other motorists on the bridge. The robbery went on for well over 2minutes from start to finish.

When they had finished and disappeared into the shadows and the occupants of the car were able to drive away, they saw policemen further down the bridge on patrol and reported t‎o them that they had been robbed, whereupon the policemen empathized (or sympathized) with them simply by saying 'ah, those boys have started again'.

Luckily no one sustained grave injuries in the attack and Teju's wife is fine but very shook up.

Speaking about the incident, Teju said;
"One realizes that this is becoming almost commonplace and acceptable in Lagos as reports reaching us indicate that it happens daily. That may very well be an axiom but I share this with you to bring attention to what threatens to become endemic. A great contretemps I must confess."
source: http://www..ninja/2015/04/pics-teju-babyfaces-wife-mugged-on-eko.html
Lol. Nigerian police are soooooo RELIABLE. Why didn't they blow all this grammer while talking to the police. It MIGHT have encouraged them to go after the "suspects"
Celebrities › Re: Jesse Jagz Is So Thin – Fans Cries Out by hahn(m): 2:56pm On Apr 30, 2015
ehie:
lol our own resident drug dealer
Ex. I'm now squeaky clean grin

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