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bqlekan:
RIP, NYSC should be scrapped... enough is enough

anyone can die anytime abeg.. I beg to disagree with u.. the objective of nysc is a very good one

Peachess:
Seriously? *RME* So should will jump into the lagoon just because you 'think' you're hotter than Mr nairaland?

nope.. into the ocean

U don't look bad... I only have a problem with you seeking attention

krak101:
... That's the piece I use presently. Won't and can't trade it for any other

wow.. do you know how much it costs at the moment? And where did u buy urs

Gunbiz:
Thinking of changing fone after 3 months

no now.. u said I should be patient by December for the price to drop and am saying a better phone might be coming out January again.. its sony u know?

Gunbiz:
The fact that it's a mediatek processor does not mean, and I think mediatek is improving, lets wait for the benchmark scores to compare, as for d price, if u are patient, by December the price will drop

and by then I will be thinking of buying a better one that will be released January. .lol, technology sef..

Gunbiz:
the phone make sense but buying it now does not make sense as Sony Xperia M5 is coming out latest september, a better phone at the same price range

its a mediatek processor. . All other stuffs are good but u know it will take a while before the price will come down sha.. an pretty sure it would be higher than 70k if it comes out, so price is another factor

Irunmole:
Your "domestic animal" is still a dangerous animal that can kill and maim without any reason other than on inbred instinct as a wild but tame animal. Remember, your Alsatian dog, "bingo" or jack" is a tame Wolf that can turn around and maul you or your loved one to death in an instant. Sound qualitative education is priceless, spend some time and money to acquire it for better understanding of the matter being talked about.

like seriously? You show me any of the animals you mention than could kill humans like a python do by constriction? Have you bothered to research on how python even kill fully grown adults simply because they are hungry? A dog can be wild doesn't make it a wild animal, as aggressiveness could be part of any living creature at a time, its like saying a turkey is a wild animal because it could be aggresive at times..

Please you should at least consider the trash you are saying before spewing it.. how on earth would u even compare python to an asatian dog? Let's even assume the python is domestic, would u be so careless to let it go after you see its blood thirsty? I will just leave u but u should be the one to do more research about what ur saying as it makes no sense

Irunmole:
So backward and uneducated in Nigeria and Africa about conserving and protecting nature and other inhabitants of our ecosystem. That was a non poisonous reticulated python that was simply doing what comes as second nature to it, hunt for food, that those illiterates ignorantly killed and ate. What cruelty, what a shame, what revulsion?! Europeans, Asians and other races and societies conserve whereas Africa and its horde of ignoramus citizens and peoples only know how to maim, kill, consume and destroy.

non poisonous-YES, non-dangerous-NO... They are constrictors that can kill you when the need arises.. if they are not dangerous, they will be termed domestic animals

Hunter Hunted !!

sureguy02:
Yeah, o level is required. It's a kind of certification

Okay thanks

sureguy02:
It means u shd upload proofs of any certification you might have, or anyone u are currently pursuing.

E.g ican or pmp certificate

Okay.. since am not doing those. . I can just upload my Bsc certificate right? Or is O level required too?

sureguy02:
You will need to scan and upload your certificate and some other documents

please check the screenshot... what does the 1st document imply? Also as per the third requirement, I don't have a transcript. . I just have certificate and statement of result.. can this two be used only?

krak101:
Your list is incomplete without a Sony Xperia z3 compact... I get sha cause different folks have their different tastes

how do u see the phone? Planning to buy it

sureguy02:
You can register by yourself. It's quite easy. Just follow the steps on ACCA website.

You can pay with your master card

Okay thanks bro.. but won't anything be required of me to submit? Like certificate and all

scoobs:
Do you knw any one who has gotten a job with the certificate? I opted in for it tho I have f8 and f9 to go.

how were u able to fare with the exams.? And do u make ur payments to the site directly or to tutor centres who help in registering? Am just a newbie in this.. Thanks

Thanks bro.. is it possible to register with Synergy for acca or I must do it directly on the Acca website

sureguy02:
Of course the ACCA website is more accurate.

I think they are presently running a promo in Nigeria. That is why the amount for initial registration is less.

ACCA also increase fees annually. The subscription fees will be increased by £2 for 2016. The exam fees i posted are correct for September and December 2015. They might be increased for March and June 2016 attempt.

Cc: sureguy02

sureguy02:
For initial registration - £79
Annual Subscription(to be paid yearly - £83


For Exams in September and December 2015
It depends on the level you are and how quickly you pay

1. Knowledge F1, F2, F3 Early-£71 Standard-£76 Late-£231
2. Skills F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9 Early-£90 Standard-£96 Late-£252
3. Professional P1, P2, P3 and any two from: P4, P5, P6, P7 Early-£103 Standard-£111 Late-£266

For Exemptions: It depends on the number of papers you were exempted from

I saw this for initial rregistration and annual subscription under Nigeria price list as against what is in ur post and the initial prices page on acca website. . Which one will I consider no

This is one is masking your true identity, not makeup.. its pure deceit. .

I like it tho

Abugab:
Rape ke?
This is a serious one oooo
With this the Egberi Papa 1 might shun US for the time being.
Just hope this is not another attempt to drag him down like most ladies do to celebrities.
But our celebrities need to be careful too
Let's see how this plays out

bros abeg share me the weed wey u dey take

sureguy02:
You will pay a total of £303.

The break down is as follows:

Paper F1-F3 - £71 X 3 = £213
Paper F4 - £90 = £90

thanks a lot bro... u have been of help.. but this acca is expensive sha, the current exchange rate is not helping matters either

Cc: sureguy02

sureguy02:
For initial registration - £79
Annual Subscription(to be paid yearly - £83


For Exams in September and December 2015
It depends on the level you are and how quickly you pay

1. Knowledge F1, F2, F3 Early-£71 Standard-£76 Late-£231
2. Skills F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9 Early-£90 Standard-£96 Late-£252
3. Professional P1, P2, P3 and any two from: P4, P5, P6, P7 Early-£103 Standard-£111 Late-£266

For Exemptions: It depends on the number of papers you were exempted from

I saw this for initial rregistration and annual subscription under Nigeria price list as against what is in ur post and the initial prices page on acca website. . Which one will I consider no

Can you post the current rates used in Acca registeration, exepmption and for exams.. also, is the annual fee separate from all these fees

Nauttyprof:
I'll recommend Education and Charity. It's a CDS responsible for enlightening the masses about the importance of education, and also encouraging the less priviledge in the society while also providing them with necessary materials. The group visits schools, charity homes, remand homes etc. Most of all, it's a CDS concerned about humanity.

I don't know if this CDS is everywhere but it's a good one to join.

am definitely joining this

sureguy02:
Synergy is good. They are accredited by ACCA.

Check their website for more info.

They are in Surulere

thanks. . Anyone at ikeja?

Denn:

where u able to get a good one?

I don't get.. I saw this on his instagram page na.. why iss it making news Is it the new trend to just go to celebrities instagram page and caption their pictures in other to make front page on nairaland? Farano u Bleep up aswear

And how do we know you are saying the truth or that you are not just cooking this story up of meeting a pastor. From all ur posts I have seen on this thread, its obvious you are just finding fault and not willing to know the truth. Thats why I won't even bother wasting my time on you..

Gracias

Reiyvinn:
Being a Christian is really one hell of a job.

Aside the Church-bound duties required of "true" Christians (which are often quite inconvenient and demanding), one mustn't ignore the emotional, mental and psychological War that goes on in the mind of those one who are quite knowledgable or well versed with the Bible.

Trying hard to resist the doubts they tend to encounter is the order of the day for those who read wide and do lots of research in an aim to either justify or investigate their long-held faith. I was no exception.

Ranging from the bloodstained Old Testament to Scientific ludicrosities, Blatant absurdities to historical flaws, authenticities and many many more, I couldn't help giving Doubt a chance.

About this time last year, I wrote a piece here on Nairaland: Questions That Baffle Me About God
and even though it never made frontpage, I'm glad it had the amount of audience it did.

Now I'm here with something quite troubling; something a logical mind should find really really disturbing.

I remember having a dialogue with a Pastor friend some weeks ago when he was on an outreach preaching about the Second Coming of Christ and why everyone should "mend their ways".

I can't quite remember his reaction when I asked "Don't you think this Jesus is taking too long? Are you sure he's coming at all?"

but I do remember him sarcastically replying me by saying "Uhmm.... Our Lord is warming up his whips for strongheads like you, so chill..."

Well, I chuckled. But then, I needed him to go into his Bible to see for himself why I asked such a question, so I directed him to Mark 13:30 which states:

". . .this generation will by no means pass away until these things happen. . ."
(with "these things" referring to the end time, tribulation and the Second Coming talked about in the preceding verses).

He laughed. "Cheap!" He said.

"You don't understand Greek so you wouldn't know" (hehehehe does he understand Greek? Well.... I wouldn't know either lol)

"The word 'generation' in Greek is 'genea' which Lexicons define as 'people of the same kind' so from Acts 11:26, we can tell whom these people are. They are Christians, which means Christ-like. So Christians will never pass away until the Son comes". He concluded.

That was amazing. Perfect wordplay. However, the context of this passage made it clear that it literally referred to those still alive at the time. He refused; holding still to his explanation. Then I took him to Matthew 16:28 which states:

"Truly I say to you that there are some of those standing here that will not taste death at all until they see the Son of man coming in His Kingdom."
(also found in Mark 9:1; Luke 9:27)

His face didn't look so bright afterwards even though he tried making me take his explanation for an answer and how I needed the Holy Spirit to understand certain passages and so on, it was obvious that he was well aware of these passages and the problems the pose and willingly ignored them for fear of doubt (I once did that too). So he never expected it to be used in a dialogue with him. He obviously didn't research on it the way he should have and that's the same thing most Christians do today. Their fear of doubt has amounted to their fear of knowledge and information and honestly, it's really unfortunate.

Now, back to the passage, we all know that everyone "standing [t]here" are now dead, buried and forgotten (that's assuming Jesus even existed)

So what does that make of the Second Coming? A Failed Prophecy or not?

Let's be honest with ourselves.

Thank you.

kennygee:
Best news of the year.

yea.. best news I have heard that relates to entertainment this year.. I hope its true, I so much hate that programme