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PoliticsRe: The Most Intelligent And Eloquent Nigerian Governors by halavoke: 7:01am On Sep 29, 2012
Akpabio,okorocha,oshiomole,fashola
BusinessRe: Nigerians Flock To Buy UK Bargains by halavoke: 5:51pm On Sep 12, 2012
Who no go no knw'. Naija pple rily spend dat much on shopping,most london shops identify nigerian shoppers wit d amt of cash de carry n vol of gds bot. Thr middle n upper class rily knw ow to splurge. Last trip I went wit a bag, came back wit 3 plus a hand luggage
BusinessRe: Nigerians Flock To Buy UK Bargains by halavoke: 5:51pm On Sep 12, 2012
Who no go no knw'. Naija pple rily spend dat much on shopping,most london shops identify nigerian shoppers wit d amt of cash de carry n vol of gds bot. Thr middle class rily knw ow to splurge. Last trip I went wit a bag, came back wit 3 plus a hand luggage
HealthRe: The Courageous Story Of A Nigerian Who Lost Both Kidneys by halavoke: 10:12am On Jun 26, 2012
Lessons: We have wicked leaders ie a nation of wicked pple. Always b grateful 4 wat u av or r goin thru. No mata ur condition be of good cheer
PoliticsRe: Was M.K.O Abiola Truly A Martyr In The Interest Of The Masses?? by halavoke: 11:57am On May 31, 2012
ITT: int'l tif tif. Wonda y pple see him as a hero wen he's jst a big tym crook who aspired to be commander in/of tif(s)
EducationRe: UNILAG/MAU Students Block 3rd-Mainland-Bridge by halavoke: 5:14pm On May 30, 2012
Madt dull students, na name of sch dem wan grad abi na korekt GPA. Brand name ko, blue band name ni. Fake pple who lv more dan d quality of education. Check webometric ratings of universities, u aint anywia near d top. Grad wit a 1st class n be a high flyer even if ur univ is called Nama univ.
PoliticsRe: Professors Ayodele Awojobi And Chinua Achebe: Let's Compare Them by halavoke: 9:00am On Apr 30, 2012
There's no grain of intelligence behind dis kind of topic, it all smacks of a senseless idea to compare 2 diff pple of diff fields. Tink b4 u type or write, twud hep u mak more sense in d future!
PoliticsRe: Prof Ayodele & Prof Andrew Leo Were Killed In BUK Attack by halavoke: 8:55am On Apr 30, 2012
Naija is due for a split, d longer we wait d more innocent lives r gonna b wasted. Nigeria is a failed state n 2015 is d xpected year of disintegration, don't knw if we can survive or bear bin in 'one nigeria' till den. Long live Niger delta republic, long live odua republic, long live Biafra republic. These mad northerners can go form dier own zoo n bomb demselves till eternity!
PoliticsRe: Lagos ACN Elders Ask Tinubu To Consider Running For Presidency by halavoke: 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2012
Ibori was a tif in d govt house asaba, tifnubu wil def b a tif,looter n forger in aso rock. I wish he contests, at least let him spend some of his ill gotten billions!
EducationRe: Pictures Of Coffins Placed In Front Of UNIBEN Bursar's Residence by halavoke: 3:51pm On Apr 03, 2012
Twud b nice to see pple wit offensive n tribalistic/hate comments banned, even if de get anoda id n do same de shud b banned again. Twud make 4 a more matured forum devoid of senseless rants!
PoliticsRe: Mass Deportation From South Africa: Another Sign Of Nigeria’s Fading Glory! by halavoke: 11:15pm On Mar 07, 2012
Miss betty bill aka yahoo boi, ur format no pure at all. Beta go learn wok lik carpenter,welda or bricklaya or Hunga go jst kpai u
PoliticsRe: I Will Celebrate Big At 80, Says Obasanjo by halavoke: 8:13pm On Mar 05, 2012
Abeg live on baba, may God grant u flenty yrs ahead. You r a diamond compared to dis wood we have as president
CrimeRe: Robbery On 3rd-mainland Bridge This Monday Morning! by halavoke: 8:10pm On Mar 05, 2012
Police men r tifs 2, som def do rob also so dnt b surprised. Na naija we is!
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Arinze Will Be The Next Pope? by halavoke: 2:59pm On Mar 05, 2012
Cardinal arinze is d next pope, ibori is d nxt president of naija, obj is d nxt president of uk. Abegi mak we hia word, ow all dis tak concern naija or naija's advancement.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nelson Mandela:rest In Peace!: An Uncommon Hero! (Rumour, Hoax) by halavoke: 7:37am On Feb 23, 2012
Bad belle,olofofo,ndi asiri,liars. Pls spare d man,wonda ow u wud feel if 1m pple rumour ur death evry month!
PhonesRe: Black Berry Handset- A Blessing Or A Curse To Nigerians? by halavoke: 7:36am On Feb 23, 2012
So dis na topic nah! Na wa oh. Wateva invention we have in dis world must have gd users n abusers so 'poor naija gal buy torch!', na im de tear ur pant?
CareerRe: Is There Something Inconsequential That People Do At Work That Irritates You? by halavoke: 2:26pm On Feb 10, 2012
Grammatical terrorist! Lollz. Watch out 4 d one hu stikd her hand in ur plate n u got runnin tummy, she's a carrier of a wikid bacteria!
RomanceRe: How Do You Get A Lady Fall In Love With You? by halavoke: 2:09pm On Feb 10, 2012
In d real world n real sense na moni sure pass. Lv don't pay bills! Afta she luvs u n ur stil a broke hass she wil leave u 4 anoda. So mak dat moni 1st b4 lukin 4 lv
PhonesRe: How Much Can You Pay For This Phone? by halavoke: 4:08pm On Feb 08, 2012
If u can't buy it, don't beef, fish or even kpomo it!
RomanceRe: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by halavoke: 4:06pm On Feb 08, 2012
Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again?
RomanceRe: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by halavoke: 4:01pm On Feb 08, 2012
If I were a fly, I'd b all ova u, because u r d shit (duck d slap if na local gerl)
RomanceRe: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by halavoke: 3:58pm On Feb 08, 2012
If I told u dat u had a grt body, wud u hold it against me?
FamilyRe: For Married and soon to be married Men by halavoke: 2:04pm On Feb 08, 2012
Best topic av seen in a long tym, learnt a lot cos am plannin my marriage 4 2013 dec. God bless d originator of dis thread n ev1 for dier nice inputs!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bombshell ! Girl Of 18 Slept With Over 50 Men ! by halavoke: 10:30am On Oct 06, 2010
Depravity:a sign of endtimes
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Coaster Blues: Fat Bottoms! by halavoke: 10:46am On Sep 30, 2010
Conductors wit original bo(body odour esp 4rm armpits) perfs.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Way Nlng? by halavoke: 4:35am On Nov 13, 2009
@ kuwena and kenosym: how u de. this is okelezo voke. pls mail me at okelezo@hotmail.com
PoliticsRe: CBN Deputy Gov Lose Jobs For Opposing Timing And Motive Of Sanusi's Action by halavoke: 9:07am On Aug 23, 2009
The timing was bad,d sackin smacks of a hidden agenda,why not audit all banks. how many of us know he was reported to CBN for de marketin. On friday he said he prefers sale of dis banks. pple's sweat for as much as 20 years. who said non performin loans is a crime,na EFCC can open their dirty mouths and say de want to arrest dem. yar adua ritehand man ibori & so many oda politicians dat stole billions r still free men.such hypocrisy! except such loans were granted to themselves ow is any of dis criminal.i agree we should not view dis as a tribalistic move. an economist wil always be a better cbn governor dan a sharia academic. Why take such actions dat can sink d bank thru erosion of depositors confidence if u dont want to kill dose banks.must u do tins like a nama
BusinessRe: Lpo Financing by halavoke: 1:09pm On May 22, 2008
contact me on 08036123674 or okelezo@hotmail.com. i work in an bank and can work out somtin
AdvertsFinancing Of Import by halavoke(op): 11:41am On May 22, 2008
ANY ONE NEEDING IMPORT FINANCE OR AN LC, HALA BACK AT ME. halavoke@yahoo.com 08036123674
RomanceRe: The Great July Babies, Stand Up And Be Counted! by halavoke: 2:41pm On May 21, 2008
july 16
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Would You Like To Work In Oceanic Bank? by halavoke: 1:58pm On May 15, 2008
no ibplc is beta
PoliticsRe: 'My Power Project Story' By Olusegun Obasanjo by halavoke: 6:01pm On May 12, 2008
obj should be made to dance to not just face d music if he is guilty. greed from such an old man is appalling

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