IJMBandJUPEB:


I'm looking for internship role in python please... Remote.

Noted.

Here are 9 lies married men use to hit on you:

1. I am not happy in my marriage.

This is the topmost lie that men lie to woo naive girls into dating them. If he is not happy he should leave, not bringing a sob story to make you swallow the line and hook up. My sister, if he is unhappy you are not his happiness either – abort mission.

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2. I will leave her.
You have heard this statement a thousand times from married men. He says he is fed up with his wife and will leave her for you. It’s a lie!

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3. I am with her for the sake of the kids.

You’ve already heard this comment gazillion time. He will lie that he is with the wife for the sake of the kids while in the real sense, they are very happily married. Visit his social media accounts and you’ll be met by pictures of a perfect family.

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4. I don’t love her.

This is a line that most married men are fond of using. If he doesn’t love her what makes you think he will love you? Wake up girl, he just wants to slide you to the sack!

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5. I will marry you.

What makes you believe that he will leave his wife for you? Married men use this lie to lure you into accepting his demands knowing very well that he will never leave his wife for you. The only way to avoid this is to avoid him.

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6. We separated just recently.

He will lie to you that he just separated with his wife and they are just co-parenting. He will continue lying to you that he may even consider you the second mother of his kids. Really? Do you buy such crap? I don’t think so.

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7. She is not as beautiful as you.

No one hates to be told that they are beautiful, but using this lie to get you is just lame. Everyone is beautiful in their own ways. Sweetie he is just making you feel good so that you fall into his trap head first.

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8. We don’t even sleep in the same bed.

This is a lie married men will tell you to make you believe that they are not even sleeping with their wives. He will lie to you that the last time they slept together was before the new millennium. He is lying. Stay woke.

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9. I will move out.
He will lie to you that he will find a place for you and leave his matrimonial home. Men use this lie to make you feel that he is more interested in making a future with you. It’s a lie, be wise.

Make Makeup artiste his obviously gaybu
Waiter
Actress
Nurse
Flight attendant
Model
Content creator/ low Budget influencer (they sleep with their followers)
Banker
Chorister
Church worker
Usher
Marketer
Hotel staff
Online vendor
Male wears seller
Chef/Cook
Gym instructors

This is a absolutely true 💯

Hiring: Senior Accountant at Harvesters International Christian Centre

Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

HND / B.Sc / M.Sc in Finance or any other related programs
Must be a member of an accounting professional body e.g. ICAN, CMA or CPA
7 - 15 years proven years of experience as a Financial Controller, Accounting Supervisor, chief or senior accountant, preferable in a managerial role/capacity in any faith-based organization /Church, NGO or any other international and top organization.
Thorough knowledge of basic accounting procedures

Applications to: careers@harvestersng.org using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

bukatyne:


@bold:

That is the red flag for you except they work in shifts.

There are some jobs like that.

Mavedet:
I am a stay at home mum in need of a virtual assistant position. I have applied to the one above and open to more. Thanks in anticipation

Okay

Nakedman:
Todays Auction

You dont mean it? Damnit

Dundalk:
any kind of this opportunity again or similar lagos or ogun state.. Please

Sure

Kola5281:

okay oooo [color=#990000][/color]

Baba someone somewhere would take half your pay in present day Nigeria.

We are hiring a social media intern 📍

Send your applications to careers@pulse.ng

#Hiring

Pusyiter:
Good one
Analytical piece

Na there them go see you.

It's was a private firm in Lekki, he always wants his employees to work even when there is nothing to do with stupid daily, weekly and monthly reports (For a Receptionist/Admin position o!). He hates it when he sees us idle.
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My cousin sister worked in one company nativetalk that one is employ and fire after your first 3 month and they would lure you with big salary, no matter how you try your best, with your ideas and innovative ways of doing things, they still feel you are not doing enough.

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It's was one manufacturing company in Lagos o, I got employed with good salary in the company to head the internal control unit in August 2016, I got my full salary in first two months until the third month and they tell me the company want to reduce cost and my salary will be cut by 30% I thought it was a joke until the salary was paid and truth be told 30% was out of it, I find it difficult to go back to my former company then I decided to continuing manage the salary like that.

December that year, the Chairman and MD called a meeting and in the meeting they concluded that all Management staffs except the Accountant will be working inside the factory as supervisors for 4months because company wants to reduce number of staff, so the junior staff in the factory would be sacked and the factory supervisors will be demoted to factory boys while we management staff will become supervisors, the Chairman now said if any of us don't like the decision, we should not come to office again until they reverse the decision. I didn't say anything in the meeting then I picked my car key and drove home straight, I didn't show up again throughout that month, when month ended I didn't see Salary,I called HR and the Accountant,they said Chairman didn't approve my Salary because I didn't come to work, I said no problem..you people are just helping me to save my money, following Month I didn't go, I demanded for my salary again, the same was said.
Then I wrote my resignation letter and i took it to the company, meanwhile my agreement with the company was that I must give a month notice whenever I want to resign so in my letter I gave them another one month notice. The I enveloped it with acknowledgement copy. I gave it to the HR, she signed the acknowledgment copy and I left.

In the evening the HR called me to come to the office the following day, when I got there, she brought out termination letter for me and asks me to sign the acknowledgment, I was just laughing , so you received my resignation letter yesterday and brought sack letter today? Ok, Meanwhile it was part of the agreement that whenever I got sacked by the company, one month salary must be paid to me. Company owes me two months salary before then plus additional one month salary, making 3months. So I told her is either you people pay me my last two months salary and allow me to spend another one month notice with you and still pay me or you pay me 3 months salary and I accept the sack letter. You people should accept one. Then the HR called attention of the chairman to this the chairman invited me to his office and I let him realize that there was agreement and nowhere in my appointment letter shows that my salary will be deducted, my dept will be changed and he was the one that said I should not come to work if I'm not ready to accept his decision so our agreements were well stated and I never break anyone. So if u are not satisfy with this u can go to court sir.

When the man see say my own madness pass his own he has to invite company consultants to talk to me ,they have to just beg me to collect two months salary with the condition that they will accept my resignation letter.

Naso I left the God forsaken company o

We dey court that day on a case, lead counsel couldn't talk in court, his lips moving but the people 😭 in the court room cannot hear him, but if he set outside the court room, he regain his voice

Yes o

Zobah:
You are doing a great job! Thank you for all the signals and selfless education and information sharing free.

Where have you been?

Elcorp Limited is a small family-owned business running several businesses across several industries including recruitment, fashion, IT and charity.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:
Job Title: IT Support Trainee
Location: Nigeria (Remote)
Employment Type: Contract




What We Offer

N50,000 - N70,000 / Month

A fully remote position with flexible working hours.

Application Closing Date
1st May, 2024.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their Resume, Cover Letter, and any relevant work samples/portfolio to: careers@elcorp.net using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Note: We look forward to discovering how you can contribute to our team!

Gudguy01:
Any kind of job please and I don't mind relocating please. I'm loyal and would do any kind of job lease just to feed my family. Anyone should reach out to me please help

Mark Space is a Cyber security media company that provides security awareness and information to the public.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Video Editor (Youtube)
Location: Ikeja, Lagos (Remote)
Employment Type: Full-time

Requirements

Minimum of 2 years of experience in video editing.

Proficient in video editing software (e.g., Adobe Premiere Pro, Capcut).

Ability to work remotely with little to no supervision.

Exceptional creativity and attention to detail.

Available to start immediately.

Application Closing Date
23rd April, 2024.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: therealmarkspace@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail

Happy Holidays 🎉

Job Title: Accountant

Industry: Fintech

Job Type: Full Time

Location: Victoria Island. Lagos

Salary: NGN 200,000 – 250,000

Job Description:

1. Maintain accurate financial records and resolve discrepancies when they occur.

2. Develop cash targets to support efficient liquidity management and provide advisory reports to management on the liquidity aspects of business activities.

3. Ensure sufficient funds are available to meet ongoing operational and capital expenditure requirements.

4. Ensure the accuracy and effectiveness of the organization’s payment and receipt processes.

5. Handle and resolve all banking challenges and maintain banking relationships.

6. Process all the company payments and ensure payments are made as of when due.

7. Stay updated on financial best practices and industry trends.

8. Daily update of banking transactions and reconciliation of bank statements with general ledgers.

9. Review the accounts receivable and payable with their source documents.

10. Participate in month-end account preparation.

11. Compute the VAT & WHT of all the transactions.

12. Assist in the preparation of the tax audit, finance desk review, and post journal entries of the company’s transactions.

13. Liaise with the other departments to provide financial insights and support decision-making.

14. Any other duties that may be assigned.

Requirements:

1. BSc or HND in accounting, Finance.

2. 2-3 years of work experience as an accounting officer (preferably in the fintech or financial services industry).

3. Proficiency in the use of accounting software such as QuickBooks, NetSuite, Sage, Excel

4. Knowledge and competency in accounting principles

5. Sound interpersonal skills.

6. Excellent organizational and administrative skills.

7. Proficiency in MS Excel and other accounting software.

Send CV to hr@cleareroutsourcing.com.

Job Types: Full-time, Permanent

Salary: ₦200,000.00 - ₦250,000.00 per month

Application Question(s):

Do you have experience working as an accountant in a financial, FinTech industry?
Do you have fundamental knowledge in Tax and Management Accounting?
Experience:

Accounting: 2 years (Required)
Application Deadline: 15/04/2024

Position: Accountant

Industry: Supermarket and Fast-Food

Company: VGN INTERNATIONAL

Location: Various Locations

Job Type: Full-Time

Accountant will play a crucial role in managing the financial health of the company. This individual will be responsible for maintaining accurate financial records, preparing and analyzing budgets, and ensuring compliance with legal and company standards.

Key Responsibilities:

Financial Reporting: Prepare accurate monthly financial statements, including balance sheets, income statements, and cash flow statements
Transaction Management: Handle all accounting transactions and ensure timely bank payments
Budgeting: Assist in preparing budget forecasts and monitor financial performance1.
Compliance: Ensure compliance with Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP) for financial statements
Taxation: Compute taxes and prepare tax returns, ensuring timely submissions1.
Reconciliation: Reconcile accounts payable and receivable to maintain accurate records
Qualifications:

Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, Finance, or related field.
Minimum of 2 years of accounting experience, preferably in the supermarket or fast-food industry.
Proficiency in accounting software and Microsoft Office Suite.
Strong analytical and problem-solving skills.
Excellent communication and organizational abilities.
What We Offer:

A competitive salary and benefits package.
A supportive and dynamic work environment.
Opportunities for professional development and advancement.
How to Apply: Please send your resume and cover letter to contact@vgninternational.com, expressing your interest and qualifications for the Accountant position.

Job Type: Full-time

Application Deadline: 13/04/2024

Delon Jobs is seeking to hire an accountant (residing in Abeokuta, Ogun). Candidates must have a bachelor’s degree in accounting, excellent written and communication skills, and some experience in accounting functions like generating P & L accounts, balance sheets, and cash flow. He or she should be tech-savvy and keen about technologies, adept in MS Excel, and willing to learn admin and HR functions. Salary is negotiable. To apply, kindly send your CV with the code 'Accountant – ACCDJ04’ to jobs@delonllc.com

DUTIES:

Handle cashflow, budgeting, P&L, banking transactions, and internal audit.
Interface with FIRS, LIRS, CAC, and other government agencies.
Manage regular tax remittances and office administration.
QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Bachelor’s degree in accounting.
Excellent verbal and written communication skills.
Intermediate MS Excel and Word skills.
Tech savvy, willing to learn new accounting software.
2.1 will be an added advantage.
Job Type: Full-time

Education:
Graduate (Preferred)
Application Deadline: 18/04/2024