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Jobs/Vacancies / Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(f): 10:13am On May 08
How long are we going to keep mute with the graduate trainee recruitment that has age limits capped around 24-26 years old without considering several external or internal factors that has affected some people from graduating at the expected date.

Does it mean people outside these age limits do not have any future for any corporate role or are they are not qualified

Please share your own experience or way out.

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Politics / Re: How FG Borrowed Over N3.8trillion From CBN In 6 Months by Hamachi(f): 10:03am On May 08
undecided
Elsueno:


lmao, so are U eating once a day?

cause I don't understand how a person would cook for u twice or three times and U think U can deny am food grin
Politics / Re: How FG Borrowed Over N3.8trillion From CBN In 6 Months by Hamachi(f): 10:16am On Apr 27
Urgent recruitment!


Job Title: Cook
Location: Surulere
Salary: 50k, accommodation and one free lunch daily.

Working hours: 6am to 7pm one day on, one day off.

Requirements

Ssce/ NCE
Candidate must know how to prepare African dishes and continental dishes.

Interested candidates should send their CV via what'sapp to: 08121093343

Note: do not calls only send CV on whatsapp.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 10:15am On Apr 27
Urgent recruitment!


Job Title: Cook
Location: Surulere
Salary: 50k, accommodation and one free lunch daily.

Working hours: 6am to 7pm one day on, one day off.

Requirements

Ssce/ NCE
Candidate must know how to prepare African dishes and continental dishes.

Interested candidates should send their CV via what'sapp to: 08121093343

Note: do not calls only send CV on whatsapp.
Family / Re: I Need A Job Family by Hamachi(f): 10:09am On Apr 27
Moshybear:
Lol start with which capital?
He doesn't need capital. Let me tell you something. I started my spa business by positing my work on my social media handles, mind you I was still working then in a spa, it was from their I met my first foreign client, paid a good money for home service, I requested for permission to use his picture for social media posts and re obliged, that was the turning point.

I was getting calls to the extent I had to employ people then I finally quit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are You Jobless? Sell Yourself by Hamachi(f): 9:50am On Apr 27
I need a voiceover artist to voice YouTube Shorts videos. Short videos are no more than 1 minute. Please only apply if you've actually voiced before, know what you're doing, and are comfortable with the pay rate. The pay rate is 30k for 90 shorts Could be higher for the right candiate. Message
+234 807 329 2967 on Whatsapp if interested
Family / Re: I Need A Job Family by Hamachi(f): 9:46am On Apr 27
Moshybear:
My qualifications

Bsc: Psychology Imo state University (Second class upper)

Served in Warri

Age: 25

Location: Owerri ( but can travel to anywhere within Nigeria except North east)

Expert in catering service. Trained in Lagos and fully certified with some experiences.

CV on request for your perusal

Reason for this: Overwhelmed by bills for me and my kids and seriously can't cope anymore coupled with dwindling economy and harsh realities.

God pls send a helper!
Start your own restaurants
Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Phase Two Gets Green Light From Financiers by Hamachi(f): 9:45am On Apr 27
mannobi:
If every state in Nigeria can be blessed with good administrators like Lagos, by now there would have been a better distribution of wealth in the country. It wouldn't have been until you get to Lagos before you can make it. I wonder why ogun state is miserable despite their closeness
From Gbenga Daniel to Amosun down to Dapo are completely useless. I expect that the would have done what it done in developed country, have a đźš‚ or subway from Ogun to Lagos, provide affordable accommodations to those working in Lagos. Do you know how many people life in Ogun and work in Lagos?
Travel / Re: Nigerian Couple Buys A House 2 And Half Years Of Moving To UK. by Hamachi(f): 8:40am On Apr 27
muyico:
mortgage loan!
Honorable off your mic
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Two Chinese Over Illegal Mining Activities (Photo) by Hamachi(f): 1:03pm On Apr 26
angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 12:56pm On Apr 26
I need an experienced procurement person in need of a job

Please share CV to my DM.

No need to rebroadcast out this group. Referral meant for this group alone.

Job location: Lagos +234 703 830 5102
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Jobs 1.0 by Hamachi(f): 12:55pm On Apr 26
IJMBandJUPEB:


I'm looking for internship role in python please... Remote.
Noted.
Romance / Re: Married Men by Hamachi(f): 2:53pm On Apr 21
Here are 9 lies married men use to hit on you:

1. I am not happy in my marriage.

This is the topmost lie that men lie to woo naive girls into dating them. If he is not happy he should leave, not bringing a sob story to make you swallow the line and hook up. My sister, if he is unhappy you are not his happiness either – abort mission.




2. I will leave her.
You have heard this statement a thousand times from married men. He says he is fed up with his wife and will leave her for you. It’s a lie!




3. I am with her for the sake of the kids.

You’ve already heard this comment gazillion time. He will lie that he is with the wife for the sake of the kids while in the real sense, they are very happily married. Visit his social media accounts and you’ll be met by pictures of a perfect family.




4. I don’t love her.

This is a line that most married men are fond of using. If he doesn’t love her what makes you think he will love you? Wake up girl, he just wants to slide you to the sack!




5. I will marry you.

What makes you believe that he will leave his wife for you? Married men use this lie to lure you into accepting his demands knowing very well that he will never leave his wife for you. The only way to avoid this is to avoid him.




6. We separated just recently.

He will lie to you that he just separated with his wife and they are just co-parenting. He will continue lying to you that he may even consider you the second mother of his kids. Really? Do you buy such crap? I don’t think so.




7. She is not as beautiful as you.

No one hates to be told that they are beautiful, but using this lie to get you is just lame. Everyone is beautiful in their own ways. Sweetie he is just making you feel good so that you fall into his trap head first.




8. We don’t even sleep in the same bed.

This is a lie married men will tell you to make you believe that they are not even sleeping with their wives. He will lie to you that the last time they slept together was before the new millennium. He is lying. Stay woke.




9. I will move out.
He will lie to you that he will find a place for you and leave his matrimonial home. Men use this lie to make you feel that he is more interested in making a future with you. It’s a lie, be wise.
Romance / Re: What Occupation Would Stop You From Dating Or Marrying Someone? by Hamachi(f): 2:51pm On Apr 21
Make Makeup artiste his obviously gaybu
Waiter
Actress
Nurse
Flight attendant
Model
Content creator/ low Budget influencer (they sleep with their followers)
Banker
Chorister
Church worker
Usher
Marketer
Hotel staff
Online vendor
Male wears seller
Chef/Cook
Gym instructors

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Romance / Re: Where's Our HUMANITY? by Hamachi(f): 2:49pm On Apr 21
This is a absolutely true đź’Ż
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 8:19am On Apr 20
Hiring: Senior Accountant at Harvesters International Christian Centre

Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

HND / B.Sc / M.Sc in Finance or any other related programs
Must be a member of an accounting professional body e.g. ICAN, CMA or CPA
7 - 15 years proven years of experience as a Financial Controller, Accounting Supervisor, chief or senior accountant, preferable in a managerial role/capacity in any faith-based organization /Church, NGO or any other international and top organization.
Thorough knowledge of basic accounting procedures

Applications to: careers@harvestersng.org using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: There's Is Life Outside Work by Hamachi(f): 8:12am On Apr 20
bukatyne:


@bold:

That is the red flag for you except they work in shifts.
There are some jobs like that.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by Hamachi(f): 8:09am On Apr 20
Mavedet:
I am a stay at home mum in need of a virtual assistant position. I have applied to the one above and open to more. Thanks in anticipation
Okay
Business / Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by Hamachi(f): 4:49pm On Apr 13
grin
ericmor:


Same thing I'm telling you. If you don't take care of your children to get a good education and home training and you get old with the money and company you have, who will help u to manage your company and your finances at old age? Is it not your kids? If you like, hand it over to outsider and see how they snatch it all from you. This is Nigeria
Politics / Re: Veteran Journalist, Rotimi Sankore, Is Dead by Hamachi(f): 4:34pm On Apr 13
cry
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 4:19pm On Apr 13
Nakedman:
Todays Auction
You dont mean it? Damnit

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help I Need A Job Any Kind by Hamachi(f): 4:17pm On Apr 13
Dundalk:
any kind of this opportunity again or similar lagos or ogun state.. Please
Sure
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by Hamachi(f): 4:17pm On Apr 13
wink
Tracyy122:



Ok. Will do that. Thank you
Career / Re: Pharmaceutical Manufacturing Company Lets Meet Here by Hamachi(f): 4:16pm On Apr 13
Kola5281:

okay oooo grin grin[color=#990000][/color]
Baba someone somewhere would take half your pay in present day Nigeria.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 10:38am On Apr 11
We are hiring a social media intern đź“Ť

Send your applications to careers@pulse.ng

#Hiring
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day By Shugaconnect by Hamachi(f): 10:10am On Apr 11
shocked
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If There Were No Men On Earth For 24 Hours? by Hamachi(f): 10:10am On Apr 11
lipsrsealed
I go celebrate, Free at last cheesy....e no easy shocked
Romance / Re: The Women Hymen (18+) by Hamachi(f): 10:08am On Apr 11
Pusyiter:
Good one
Analytical piece
grin
Na there them go see you.
Romance / Re: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Hamachi(f): 10:06am On Apr 11
husbandsnatcha:
...Good topic my dear leezah ,
When you talk of jealousy, intimidation ,envy and HATE women comes to mind,

Some stupid ones will tell u " I don't keep lady friends " just because of hate in seeing boobs n lips at your chest n lips respectively !
Romance / Re: One Has To Go. by Hamachi(f): 10:03am On Apr 11
undecided
DanDeeBoss:
Instagram
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Worked With A Nigerian Startup Before? by Hamachi(f): 10:02am On Apr 11
It's was a private firm in Lekki, he always wants his employees to work even when there is nothing to do with stupid daily, weekly and monthly reports (For a Receptionist/Admin position o!). He hates it when he sees us idle.
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My cousin sister worked in one company nativetalk that one is employ and fire after your first 3 month and they would lure you with big salary, no matter how you try your best, with your ideas and innovative ways of doing things, they still feel you are not doing enough.

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It's was one manufacturing company in Lagos o, I got employed with good salary in the company to head the internal control unit in August 2016, I got my full salary in first two months until the third month and they tell me the company want to reduce cost and my salary will be cut by 30% I thought it was a joke until the salary was paid and truth be told 30% was out of it, I find it difficult to go back to my former company then I decided to continuing manage the salary like that.

December that year, the Chairman and MD called a meeting and in the meeting they concluded that all Management staffs except the Accountant will be working inside the factory as supervisors for 4months because company wants to reduce number of staff, so the junior staff in the factory would be sacked and the factory supervisors will be demoted to factory boys while we management staff will become supervisors, the Chairman now said if any of us don't like the decision, we should not come to office again until they reverse the decision. I didn't say anything in the meeting then I picked my car key and drove home straight, I didn't show up again throughout that month, when month ended I didn't see Salary,I called HR and the Accountant,they said Chairman didn't approve my Salary because I didn't come to work, I said no problem..you people are just helping me to save my money, following Month I didn't go, I demanded for my salary again, the same was said.
Then I wrote my resignation letter and i took it to the company, meanwhile my agreement with the company was that I must give a month notice whenever I want to resign so in my letter I gave them another one month notice. The I enveloped it with acknowledgement copy. I gave it to the HR, she signed the acknowledgment copy and I left.

In the evening the HR called me to come to the office the following day, when I got there, she brought out termination letter for me and asks me to sign the acknowledgment, I was just laughing , so you received my resignation letter yesterday and brought sack letter today? Ok, Meanwhile it was part of the agreement that whenever I got sacked by the company, one month salary must be paid to me. Company owes me two months salary before then plus additional one month salary, making 3months. So I told her is either you people pay me my last two months salary and allow me to spend another one month notice with you and still pay me or you pay me 3 months salary and I accept the sack letter. You people should accept one. Then the HR called attention of the chairman to this the chairman invited me to his office and I let him realize that there was agreement and nowhere in my appointment letter shows that my salary will be deducted, my dept will be changed and he was the one that said I should not come to work if I'm not ready to accept his decision so our agreements were well stated and I never break anyone. So if u are not satisfy with this u can go to court sir.

When the man see say my own madness pass his own he has to invite company consultants to talk to me ,they have to just beg me to collect two months salary with the condition that they will accept my resignation letter.

Naso I left the God forsaken company o

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