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 Travel › Re: Brand-New $1 Million Luxury Yacht Sinks Minutes After First Launch In Turkey by Hamachi(f): 12:47pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
Some observers believe the shocking sinking of the Dolce Vento was no accident. How could a brand-new, nearly $1 million luxury yacht, delivered straight from Istanbul, sink just 15 minutes into its maiden voyage? This point to three possible angles: 1. Insurance Scam Gone Wrong The yacht was barely off the dock before it went under. Was it intentionally sabotaged so the owner could cash in on a multi-million-dollar insurance claim? The fact that everyone escaped unharmed raises eyebrows—almost as if the sinking was carefully timed. 2. Sabotage by Rivals Northern Turkey’s yacht industry is fiercely competitive. Some suggest rival shipbuilders or jealous buyers could have tampered with the vessel during delivery, ensuring it would capsize on its first outing to discredit the manufacturer. 3. A Smuggling Cover-Up Others whisper that the yacht may have been used to transport more than just champagne and luxury goods. Was the sudden “accident” a way to conceal contraband or destroy sensitive cargo before authorities could discover it? The speed with which officials moved to “secure the area” only fuels suspicion. At the heart of the mystery is a nagging question: How does a brand-new, professionally built yacht sink faster than a fishing canoe in calm waters? Until the investigation reveals more, whispers of fraud, sabotage, and secret cargo will continue swirling around the Dolce Vento. 43 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: FG Makes Tax Identification Mandatory For Banking, Allied Services by Hamachi(f): 12:41pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
While the government’s intention to strengthen tax compliance is understandable, making a Tax Identification Number (Tax ID) compulsory for basic financial services such as banking, insurance, and stock investments could end up punishing ordinary Nigerians more than it benefits the economy. Millions of Nigerians are still outside the tax net, and many operate in the informal sector where income is unstable and poorly documented. Forcing them to obtain a Tax ID before they can open a bank account or access financial services could push people further away from the formal economy, defeating the very goal of broadening the tax base. Instead of compulsion, government should first build trust and simplicity in the tax system. Nigerians already feel burdened by multiple taxes and levies, often without seeing the benefits in infrastructure, healthcare, or security. Until accountability and service delivery improve, making Tax IDs mandatory for financial inclusion may look less like reform and more like another barrier. True progress will come from policies that encourage voluntary compliance, supported by technology, awareness, and incentives — not by shutting the door of the banking hall against those who are already struggling to survive. 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Cooking Gas Price Drops 17.4% To ₦11,875 – Investigation by Hamachi(f): 12:37pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
They want us to believe that the average price of cooking gas in July was over N20,000 for a 12.5kg cylinder, yet by August it supposedly dropped to N11,875. That’s a whopping difference of almost 9,000 naira in just one month. But does this reflect the reality in our markets? Absolutely not. Go to any gas plant today and ask the attendants — a kilogram of gas still sells between N950 and N1,020, depending on location. Multiply that by 12.5kg and you’re paying anywhere from N11,875 to N12,750. That’s the real market rate people are experiencing, not the inflated figures NBS is publishing. So how does the same NBS report claim Nigerians were paying N20,609.48 in July? The math doesn’t add up. If 1kg was around N1,000, then a 12.5kg refill couldn’t have realistically cost more than N12,500 to N13,000. Where did the extra N7,000–8,000 come from? This is why many Nigerians don’t trust official statistics — they often reflect paperwork and bureaucracy, not the daily struggle of ordinary families. The truth is simple: while prices have eased slightly compared to last year, they are still biting hard for the average household. A family that refills once or twice a month still spends nearly N25,000 on gas alone. Instead of releasing contradictory reports, what people want to see are policies that genuinely bring down energy costs, not just statistics that don’t match what’s happening in the market. 27 Likes |
| Business › Re: Before You Cry Like Peller, Please Read by Hamachi(op): 12:36pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
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| Career › Re: I Need Career Advice by Hamachi(f): 12:22pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
Key Questions to Ask Yourself: 1. Risk Appetite: Do you thrive under pressure, or do you prefer stability? 2. Career Goals: Do you want a long-term banking career, or is this just a stepping stone? 3. Side Hustles/Future Plans: Would more money but less time suit your goals, or is balance more valuable right now? 4. Savings & Security: Could you survive 6–12 months if you lost the commercial bank job due to not meeting targets? My twokobo: If your long-term goal is career growth in banking/finance → take the commercial bank role. It positions you better, and even if it’s tough, one year of RM experience at a big bank looks powerful on a CV. If your goal is financial stability, peace of mind, and flexibility to build other streams of income → stay at the MFB. That stress-free 210k could be your base while you build something else. A smart strategy could be: accept the new role, but aggressively save/invest the pay difference for the first year. That way, even if you exit later, you’ll have a financial buffer. portable106: |
| Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 12:19pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
I have over $75 what do you think I should do with it trade futures or jump on spot trade |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 1:07pm On Aug 29, 2025 |
An Aluminium & Glazing company is seeking to hire a Tele-Sales Representative for immediate employment. Position: Tele-Sales Representative Type: Full-Time (Remote – Lagos) Gender: FEMALE only Salary: ₦100,000/month (Base) Requirements: - Minimum of 1+ years proven experience in Tele-sales or Outbound Customer Service. - Excellent verbal communication and sales skills. - Strong phone etiquette and ability to handle rejection. Hands-on experience with CRM tools. Key Responsibilities: - Promote and sell company products/services. - Maintain accurate CRM records. - Handle objections and follow up on warm leads. How to Apply: 1. Fill out the form here 👉 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeSpfWLYo3VNbhRi7VB1ufm5XOlAskBK9mxOXiJJc7_gVtKHw/viewform?usp=headerApplication Form 2. Send your CV to tobaadept.ops@gmail.com with the subject line: TELESALES REPRESENTATIVE – SWL Application Deadline: September 25, 2025 |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: One Of The Challenges I’ve Observed With Some Chartered Accountants In Nigeria by Hamachi(op): 8:51am On Aug 29, 2025 |
greenermodels:Take up internship role or Graduate trainee roles to father up experience while your learning process learn as much as you can and never back down on any challenge. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Before You Cry Like Peller, Please Read by Hamachi(op): 7:22am On Aug 29, 2025 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › One Of The Challenges I’ve Observed With Some Chartered Accountants In Nigeria by Hamachi(op): 6:08pm On Aug 28, 2025 |
One of the challenges I’ve observed with some chartered accountants is that once they complete their ICAN journey, they tend to relax, assuming there is nothing more to learn. I call this premature satisfaction. From my experience working in a federal hospital, I once witnessed a recruitment exercise where 12 doctors were needed, yet over 60 doctors showed up for the interview. This shows that your earlier comparison with lawyers and doctors is not entirely correct, because, just like in accounting, there are unemployed doctors, lawyers, and even pharmacists. Now, let’s bring it home: how many ACAs are truly skilled in the use of modern accounting software? Without proficiency in tools like SAP, one cannot thrive in sectors like oil and gas. That is why smart accounting graduates, after earning their ACA, don’t pursue another master’s in accounting. Instead, they pivot to fields like Data Analytics or Data Science, because that is the new frontier. Truth be told, some of my HR colleagues in big firms have shared how disappointed they often get during interviews with chartered accountants. Many struggle to explain something as basic as the disposal of assets, payroll management, or even fundamental IFRS standards, yet they carry the ACA title. This is why I always emphasize the need to scale up. Opportunities abound for ACAs who are smart and versatile. For example: Teaching IGCSE: Some ACAs charge as much as ₦70,000 per student, with 6–7 students, teaching less than 4 hours weekly. I know this firsthand because I’m involved in it myself. Registering Businesses: Immediately after induction, you can register as an agent with CAC. Business registrations fetch between ₦60,000 and above per client. I speak from experience. School Accounting Systems: Many private schools are in need of proper accounting structures. Setting up or upgrading their systems can earn you as much as ₦300,000 per school, opportunities your ICAN ID card can easily unlock. I’ve personally benefitted from this. Some chartered accountants earn in foreign currency by assisting international students with accounting and finance-related assignments and projects. These are just a few avenues beyond the conventional monthly salary. My brother, the accounting profession remains one of the best in the world, if only you are ready to SCALE UP! For me, I am proud to be an accountant and a distinguished Chartered Accountant. But I must emphasize this: your ICAN certificate is not an end in itself, but a means to an end. Yours in the profession, Oluwamuyiwa, ACA 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: I Trek Alot, Should I Be Worried For My Old Age Periods..? by Hamachi(f): 6:04pm On Aug 28, 2025 |
Your 2km daily trekking is actually a blessing, not a curse. It’s unlikely to damage your health—in fact, it’s setting up a strong foundation for old age. The only risk is bad footwear or posture, not the trekking itself. blacksam01: 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2025 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are Some Company Secrets You Can Spill Since You No Longer Work There? by Hamachi(f): 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2025 |
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| Business › Re: Before You Cry Like Peller, Please Read by Hamachi(op): 12:07pm On Aug 28, 2025 |
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| Career › Re: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by Hamachi(f): 4:19pm On Aug 25, 2025 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wasted Transport, Wasted Photocopies – Kaduna Polytechnic Broke My Heart by Hamachi(f): 4:17pm On Aug 25, 2025 |
TechToyin:What happened to you isn’t just about transport money or photocopies — it’s about how easily young people’s efforts are disregarded. You prepared with all your strength, invested the little you had, and showed up with hope. Yet, without any consideration for applicants, they closed the process abruptly. This is the silent struggle of many Nigerian youths after NYSC. We’re told to hustle, to be serious, to take opportunities — but when we do, the system fails to meet us halfway. It’s not just unfair, it’s disheartening. A simple notice about the deadline, a clear communication update, or even a fair extension could have saved you (and others) from wasting scarce resources. But that courtesy was missing. Your story highlights a deeper truth: young people are ready to work, ready to build their future, but they are constantly frustrated by poor structures and a lack of empathy from institutions. Until the system values effort as much as it demands it, many youths will continue to feel stranded, discouraged, and left behind. 2 Likes |
| Investment › Re: How To Buy The Best Bank Stocks In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2025 |
Paulscholari:I have no idea but check NGX website for all information. |
| Romance › Re: After One Week Of Attending Geh Geh Class(photo) by Hamachi(f): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2025 |
Upbringing and Background are related but not the same. Upbringing Refers to how someone was raised — the values, discipline, habits, and guidance given by parents or guardians. It’s more about the nurturing process: the care, education, and moral training a child receives at home or within their close environment. Example: “Despite growing up in poverty, his good upbringing made him respectful and hardworking.” Background Refers to the circumstances someone comes from — social class, family, culture, education, religion, or economic situation. It’s more about the setting or context in which a person was born and raised, not necessarily how they were raised. Example: “She comes from a medical background, as both her parents are doctors.” Upbringing = How you were raised (nurture, training, values). Background = Where you come from (social, cultural, economic context). PEDR0: |
| Investment › Re: How To Buy The Best Bank Stocks In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 3:58pm On Aug 25, 2025 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are Some Company Secrets You Can Spill Since You No Longer Work There? by Hamachi(f): 3:57pm On Aug 25, 2025 |
The iphone they sell in Nigeria are all repackaged. Explain to me how my Aunt bought a phone in Nigeria and it had issues and went to their shop abroad when she went for vacation for repair and it was a stolen phone. Have you tasted some powdered beverages abroad? You will know the one they sell here in Nigeria, they are killing you slowly in Nigeria. 132 Likes 4 Shares |
| Investment › Re: How To Buy The Best Bank Stocks In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
TallNigerian:I totally get you. The market’s been hot these past months, but the real question is whether that momentum can last. Volatility is part of the package with equities—you’ll see ups and downs. What usually helps is having a clear reason why you’re investing in the first place, sticking with strong companies, and thinking long term. That way, even when the market shakes, you’re not panicking—you’re just riding the wave. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Presidents And FX Reserves: A 2007–2025 Timeline by Hamachi(f): 7:15pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Yar’Adua's administration saw the highest reserves both in absolute terms (~$62B) and in import coverage (37.8 months) — likely buoyed by high oil prices. Jonathan’s tenure experienced a sharp drop to ~$28B, reflecting global challenges like oil price shocks and domestic fiscal pressures. Under Buhari, there was a notable rebound to around $40B by 2021. Tinubu's period so far shows gradual stabilization, with reserves hovering around $39-40B mid-2025, supported by structural reforms and favorable external balances . HisaacPlus: 2 Likes |
| Investment › Re: How To Buy The Best Bank Stocks In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 6:56pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
TallNigerian:I get your frustration, but honestly, investing in stocks is not the same as betting or forex. Betting is pure luck, and forex requires constant daily monitoring, but stocks—especially if you’re thinking long-term—work differently. The truth is, the stock market has always rewarded patience more than gambling behavior. You don’t need billions to win; what you need is consistency. Even with small amounts, buying the right companies and holding them for years can multiply wealth. Think of people who bought Dangote Cement, GTB, or even Apple in its early days. They didn’t need to be billionaires to see life-changing returns. The real problem is that many people expect quick money, so when they don’t see results immediately, they compare it to sport betting. Stock investing only looks like gambling if you treat it like gambling. But if you approach it with knowledge, discipline, and a long-term mindset, it’s one of the safest and most proven ways to grow wealth steadily. |
| Investment › Re: How To Buy The Best Bank Stocks In Nigeria by Hamachi(f): 6:54pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Dancebreaker:I understand your frustration, but we can’t dismiss everything about 9ja just like that. Yes, the system is rough, messy, and sometimes feels like 1+1 equals -633, but not everything here is a total waste. Even in developed countries, their systems didn’t get perfect overnight—they went through decades of corruption, failed policies, and trial and error before building what we admire today. The truth is, if everyone who sees the faults simply checks out and says “I’ll only invest abroad,” then the cycle here never breaks. The same corrupt system will continue unchecked because the very people who know better have left their hands off. It’s not about putting all your life savings in Nigeria, but at least recognizing that local opportunities do exist. Small, strategic plays here can still yield returns, especially because the market is underdeveloped and full of gaps waiting for smart minds. Abroad gives you safety, but at home there’s also leverage if you know where to look. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: After One Week Of Attending Geh Geh Class(photo) by Hamachi(f): 6:51pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Yes, the wife and kids may inherit huge properties from a man who neglected them in life, but material wealth can’t replace the bond, care, and presence of a husband and father. They may be financially secured but emotionally detached — they won’t miss him deeply because he wasn’t truly there for them. On the other hand, a man who shows love, care, and responsibility creates memories and bonds that outlive material things. Even if he leaves little behind, his family will feel the pain of his absence more strongly because he left them with emotional wealth — love, presence, and guidance. In short: Neglect + wealth = inheritance without real affection. Love + little wealth = mourning with gratitude and deep respect. So yes, I agree with your point — the measure of a man isn’t only what he leaves for his family, but also what he leaves in his family. maasoap:There’s a man who owned four houses, a fleet of buses, and plenty of land scattered here and there. But in his own home, he was like a stranger. He never cared if his wife had money for food or if his children’s school fees were paid on time. He would come home late, eat, and sleep — no affection, no bond. Now imagine the day he dies. Yes, his wife and children will inherit everything — the houses, the buses, the bank accounts. But deep inside, they won’t feel that void that comes from losing a loving father or husband, because he was never really there for them. They may even say things like, “At least now, we can finally enjoy his wealth in peace.” Compare that with another man who didn’t have much — maybe just a small rented apartment and an old car. Yet, every day he made sure his children ate before he did. He checked their homework, laughed with them, prayed with them, and supported his wife like a true partner. He might not have left big investments behind, but when he dies, the house will be filled with real tears. His absence will be heavy because the love and presence he gave cannot be replaced with money. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Investment › Re: Some Of My Shares Were Possibly Sold Without My Authorization by Hamachi(f): 6:06pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
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| Romance › Re: After One Week Of Attending Geh Geh Class(photo) by Hamachi(f): 6:05pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
harjay1986:Omo, no be lie you talk oh, but make we reason am small. Geh geh no be only about chasing babe, sometimes na just coded way of talking about enjoyment or flexing. Even some married men dey use am when dem dey gist, no mean say dem dey run after woman. And again, make we no too judge sharp-sharp. Some married men still dey fall into that lifestyle, not because dem be mad, but because dem never balance their priorities or dem never adjust from single life to married life. Na maturity and discipline matter pass. So instead of calling dem sick upstairs, I go say na poor decision-making and lack of focus be the real problem. Marriage no automatically change person, e just expose who you really be. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: After One Week Of Attending Geh Geh Class(photo) by Hamachi(f): 6:03pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
brain54:Exactly. Growing up in comfort doesn’t automatically erase a poverty mindset. You can be raised in a wealthy home, attend good schools, and have all the basics provided, yet still carry limiting beliefs about money and abundance. For example, someone might always feel the need to hoard resources, fear taking calculated risks, or believe opportunities are scarce—even when they’re not. That kind of thinking often comes from upbringing, the values instilled, or even the people you surround yourself with. So it’s not always about whether you grew up lacking or not. It’s about the mindset you develop towards money, responsibility, and progress. Comfort at home without the right financial orientation can still leave a person with a scarcity mentality. |
| Romance › Re: After One Week Of Attending Geh Geh Class(photo) by Hamachi(f): 6:00pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
And that’s exactly the problem with some men — they mistake physical investments for true responsibility. Owning four houses and 20 buses doesn’t mean much if your wife and children are left to struggle with basic needs. A man’s first “investment” should be in his home, because a hungry family and neglected children will never celebrate you for how many assets you have outside. It’s like building a mansion but refusing to fix the leaking roof in your own bedroom. Yes, assets are good, but what’s the use when your children can’t boast of proper care or your wife feels abandoned? True wealth isn’t only counted in properties; it’s measured in how well you provide comfort, security, and dignity for those who depend on you daily. At the end of the day, buses and houses can be sold or lost, but the love and respect of your family is priceless — and once that is gone, no amount of “investments” can buy it back. maasoap: 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Contraceptive Implant: A Growing Moral Challenge Among Secondary School Girls by Hamachi(f): 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Ibkay32:You’re absolutely right that we all come from different backgrounds, and the way a child is raised often reflects the mindset of the parents. Sadly, in today’s society, some parents have lost their sense of responsibility and are even the ones pushing their children into harmful paths—whether through contraceptives without proper guidance, supporting internet fraud, or encouraging hookups as a means of survival. When the home fails in instilling discipline, dignity, and hard work, it’s only natural that society begins to crumble. The real tragedy is that children grow up confused, thinking shortcuts and immorality are the normal way of life, instead of understanding the value of patience, integrity, and building a future the right way. At the end of the day, no amount of clinics, contraceptives, or “modern solutions” can replace the role of proper parenting. Once the foundation is compromised, every other structure will eventually show cracks. 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Contraceptive Implant: A Growing Moral Challenge Among Secondary School Girls by Hamachi(f): 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Samantha125:I understand some parents may feel it’s too early or unnecessary, but the reality is that times have changed. Teenagers today are exposed to so much information, peer pressure, and influence from social media that “just warning them” isn’t always enough. Placing your daughter on birth control isn’t about encouraging immorality—it’s about protecting her future. Imagine the difference between a 16-year-old dealing with the responsibility of raising a child versus that same 16-year-old focusing on her education and building her dreams. Prevention simply saves her from carrying a burden she’s not ready for. As parents, our responsibility is not only to advise but also to take practical steps to safeguard them. The world has moved beyond traditional methods of parenting alone; we now need intentional and proactive strategies to keep our children safe. |
| Education › Re: Contraceptive Implant: A Growing Moral Challenge Among Secondary School Girls by Hamachi(f): 5:56pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
omojeesu:I hear your frustration, but let’s also look at it from another angle. Yes, society has its issues — corruption, immorality, parenting challenges — but that’s not the whole story. There are still young people building businesses, raising their voices for justice, choosing to live responsibly, and parents who sacrifice daily to raise children with values. Every generation has thought the world was getting worse, but each one has also produced people who stood for what’s right. Social media isn’t only a tool for immorality — it has also spread the gospel, given opportunities to the poor, reunited families, and educated millions for free. Instead of just lamenting, the real call is for us to model the difference we want to see. Jesus indeed makes the difference, but He does it through people who decide to live out His teachings in their homes, schools, businesses, and communities. It’s not only “end times things”… it’s also “our time things.” What we plant now will determine what grows tomorrow. 2 Likes |
