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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:35pm On Feb 07
Tranquility2345:
Ekong did not need to pull that guy down. There were Nigerian players at the back na
You take one for the team

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:35pm On Feb 07
Final
Ivory coast vs South Africa
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:22pm On Feb 07
undecided
Nazgul:

Ahmed Musa is the captain not the vice.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:21pm On Feb 07
grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:18pm On Feb 07
Nazgul:
1st half extra time is over.

We're going into another 15 minutes to see if Nigeria would score.
Ahmed Musa the vice captain talking to JP
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:15pm On Feb 07
grin
chaloskyx:
just like your economy, security and currency has collasped Nigerias Afcon hopes is going the same route. so Nigerians take it easy on yourselves you guys are used to failures from buhari to tinubu to afcon its in your blood to fail and always be a national embarassment to the worrld and africa😅🤣🤣
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:13pm On Feb 07
Penalties
First yellow card in the game to onyeka
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:12pm On Feb 07
Big Save from SA keeper
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 8:11pm On Feb 07
Ihenacho and Aribo preparing to come in
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 7:57pm On Feb 07
What a shocker for the SE
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 7:56pm On Feb 07
xynerise:
CAF president trying to favour his country? undecided
How?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 7:55pm On Feb 07
grin
12345baba:
Make e no b another bronze o.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 7:54pm On Feb 07
A lot of shaky defending from SE
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 7:53pm On Feb 07
Bafana Bafana!!!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 6:44pm On Feb 07
SE are vulnerable
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 6:40pm On Feb 07
grin
Nazgul:
Great save from Nwabali.

Nigeria is just playing rubbish.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 6:40pm On Feb 07
SA almost scored and Nwabalo saved. The SA tactics is working.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Hamachi(f): 6:39pm On Feb 07
Nigerian can not hold into possession. First shot in target for Nigeria this game.
Family / Re: How Are You Surviving In This Economy? by Hamachi(f): 6:38pm On Feb 07
Tohsynetita1:

like?
BIGO and Timart Business app on Google play store
Family / Re: How Are You Surviving In This Economy? by Hamachi(f): 6:37pm On Feb 07
QualitySneakers:
Please I don't understand this your message

Can you kindly explain well

You have to always stream live on BIGO to have gifters to gift 🎁 you and convert it to money.
Family / Re: How Are You Surviving In This Economy? by Hamachi(f): 5:52pm On Feb 07
Watianoengineer:



People dey talk about hunger you dey beg for Gotv subscription. You have mental problems
it's a case of a misplaced priority. Imagine my friend collected first Ajo, she went to register in a gym, this is someone that doesn't have an accommodation and sleeps in the office.

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Family / Re: How Are You Surviving In This Economy? by Hamachi(f): 5:51pm On Feb 07
QualitySneakers:
Please how can I make money from bigo?

Can we talk privately


You get gifters you o gift you and you cash out. Just ensure you have loads of data
Family / Re: How Are You Surviving In This Economy? by Hamachi(f): 5:42pm On Feb 07
QualitySneakers:
Please can you drop some of the paid app?


BIGO thank me later
Family / Re: How Are You Surviving In This Economy? by Hamachi(f): 5:41pm On Feb 07
CodeTemplar:
do you know what hyperinflation is? I doubt.
Then educate us Prof emeritus

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 5:31pm On Feb 07
Hiring 🇳🇬

Sales and Marketing Executive needed at Haiyeda Industrial Company Ltd

Job Title: Sales and Marketing Executive

Job Location: Lagos

Job Type: Full Time

Job Description
The Job Purpose: To grow business volumes by marketing and selling tyres, prospects for customers and more business, whilst maintaining relationships with new and existing customers.
Achieve sales targets through effectively marketing, identifying and selling new brand of tyres
Develop & maintain an accurate and up-to-date effective Tyre customer database
Plan, arrange and execute meaningful and value-add customer visits more timely reporting to the Sales Manager
Provide customer service assistance in terms of technical advice and inquiries by customers.
Prepare and follow up on all quotations requested by customers to turn them into Sales
Be able to explain technical tyre Details to customers and internal staff as and when required.
Process sales invoices and arrange for delivery of products.

Job Requirements
Interested applicants should have OND/HND/BSC in a related discipline
At least 3 years proven work experience as a Sales or marketing executive in Tyre industry, or Haulage and Logistics industries
Highly motivated and target-driven with a proven track record in sales and marketing
Excellent selling, negotiation and communication skills
Ability to create and deliver presentations tailored to the audience’s needs

Salary:
Basic Salary: 80k – 200k
Commission on sales and others.

Application Deadline:
Application closes by 29 February 2024.

Method of application:
Interested persons should kindly mail their CVs to: sophia@advancetyres.com.ng or
Whatsapp to: 07066868617.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 5:31pm On Feb 07
If you're aware of someone seeking employment and living in Oshodi, Ikeja, Agege, Iyana Ipaja, Abule Egba Axis, Egbeda/Igando, Sango Otta, or Ifo Otta, kindly inform them to bring their CV to 90 Ekoro Road, Daleko Bus-Stop, Abule Egba, Lagos tomorrow February 8, 2024.

Time: anytime from 9am

GFG Muiti-service ltd, one of the leading real estate companies in Nigeria is recruiting!

Role: Sales and Marketing Executive.

You will undergo training to carry out this job.

BENEFITS:
*Attractive salary/ commission.
*Other incentives

Requirements
* Minimum of OND ( Ordinary National Diploma).

Contact Person: Engr Alese Babatunde 08122119281.
Romance / Re: When A Woman Wants To Teach You A Lesson, Even Satan Sits Down To Take Notes. by Hamachi(f): 5:27pm On Feb 07
drimzsmoke:



🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Atleast I made you laugh.
Jobs/Vacancies / What's Your Experience Like In The Labor Market? by Hamachi(f): 7:18am On Feb 06
This is post is targeted at graduates of 1-10 years.

Few days ago, a graduate of 10 years threatened to burn his certificate, this got me thinking.. Is it that bad? A graduate of 10 years cannot map out a career path or business plan to follow tentatively. This thoughts actually formulated these questions..

Are you doing what you envisaged as an undergraduate, or are you utilizing your survival instinct's.
If you affirm the formal..
What is it?
What are your challenges?
Is it related to course of study?

And if the later is affirmed..
What are those things you do to survive?
What are your challenges?

Your experience will help mold undergraduates and graduates alike and in turn, deter them from towing that shameful path like burning of certificate e.t.c

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Sports / Re: African Teams With The Highest AFCON Medals In History by Hamachi(f): 7:10am On Feb 06
Racoon:
The Nigerian national team is one of the strongest in the African continent
Dey play just dey play
Romance / Re: When A Woman Wants To Teach You A Lesson, Even Satan Sits Down To Take Notes. by Hamachi(f): 7:01am On Feb 06
undecided
Unseen:
If the man had died of High BP nko? This is an extreme measure biko.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Life Of An Unemployed Nigerian Graduate. by Hamachi(f): 9:31pm On Feb 05
Job search can be a painful, frustrating and lonely journey!😓


However, being transparent and open about your job search is essential.

Never be afraid or shy to let people know you're seeking an opportunity.

If fear is holding you back, then push through it! You never know who could help you out.

God can use anyone to help you, but you need to be honest about your situation, or no one will know you need help.

I've had friends, family members, and ex-colleagues refer me for jobs because I was open about my situation.

I shared my story with anyone who cared to listen, and the relationships I nurtured also paid off.

Dear NL Fam❤️,
Remember, being a job seeker doesn't define you. Don't allow anyone to make you feel inferior.

Remember that your worth and identity go beyond your job, bank account, or relationship status.

Your situation doesn't define your identity.

Have a great week ahead!

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Romance / When A Woman Wants To Teach You A Lesson, Even Satan Sits Down To Take Notes. by Hamachi(f): 9:07pm On Feb 05
When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution.

One Saturday she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses and when he wakes up they teach him a lesson. She then went back home.

When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead.

He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established.

He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit.

He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.

Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to him and where he was the 2 nights he wasn't at home. He stopped taking alcohol completely, not even soda, just milk and water. He goes to church religiously.
The power of a woman.🤗🤓✅👋🙏
Trust the week would be refreshing 🤗

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