okoyeokoye:
BANANA
the smell gives me head ache.

WTF

tuoyoojo:
big things

63 earth's can fit inside your anus. didn't see that coming

gsainttrinity:



Very low self-esteemed people( which from my observation accounts for over 90% percent of the world population) doesn't make it any easy for people like us.

90% of the world population? Are you sure you don't have delusion of grandeur? because it's common amongst your type who think they are such a special snowflake, and that nobody gets them while they are just plain weirdo's.

[quote author=chivic post=60413274]Is ronaldo bearded ?A lot of online propaganda this days targeted to configure people mind.


Everyone speaking as an authority.And basing their findings on subjective and confused perception[/quote

Ronaldo looks good without the beard, if Ronaldo should rock a beard, you would lick your screen every time they show his face.

If you tell a Nigerian guy he smells nice, what he hears is "i want you to f#ck me, take me home and f#ck me."

I know i'm guilty of that.

this girl na robot? see where her leg face.

A white lady traveled all the way from USA to meet some dude that lives upstairs our flat, This dude practically goes up "North" for all kinds of (You know what i mean?) There is no where this guy hasn't gone too. So, to see that woman that day spend an entire weekend in his room made me realize that this stuff really does work.

it happens everywhere, this isn't just a Nigerian thing. I can already see people criticizing the entire country.

Kingxway:
I don't think it's up to 600GH presently. Maybe 55k is around 600GH

last i changed 100k for 1200 (and some change)
it's safe to say 50k is 600bucks.

it's not been up to one month, the Naira hasn't shown any sign of weakness yet and oil price are still soaring high.
and this exchange was through black market. If it was through the bank, it would have been much higher.

women are such complex creatures.

i think they downloaded it on purpose. I only download whatsapp the has the highest number of downloads. The real WhatsApp has 1billion downloads, thats how you know it's original.

Toks2008:
6. Be a great wife,be humble,romantic, God loving and be good in the kitchen and the other room.

why only 3 likes for this post? what is wrong with our women of today?

This picture is surreal. How is this guys brain on the floor yet his head stayed intact?

sukkot:
yeah just forget this bridge. i aint driving over that ting

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6203482_2601565560664ef2a9393b_jpeg1a1c2af4d885345366b8cb16f27d7cf8

how did they even construct this bridge. It's f#cking mental. Some human beings are amazing.

yeyerolling:
Close to tears

lolz, abeg shift for me make we cry together.

Algerian1:



Algeria had a rich history from prehistory and we had many civilisations , kingdoms and colonizers that passed on these lands , from phenicians , Romans, Byzantines, Vandals, Arabs, Spanish, turkish Ottoman and French to finish , and each one remained for centuries and left its traces in the architecture of the cities .

Seems like you guys didn't have British colonizers. I think everything British touches turns to sh#t. No wonder America had to fight them off in a civil war. I hope i'm wrong though.

Bitcoin cash just increased over 100% if you had invested before then you could have made 100% return. Truth is that only crypto can give you such insane returns.

While you can gain massively, you can also loose massively. Only invest in big names to play it safe, at your stage, trading altcoin will be the death of your funds.

Billyonaire:


Your's is a strawmann's argument, and it does not work with me.

but you are actually the strawman in this case. He has stated living examples that abide by society rules, you cant just bend them because your such special boy, or is he the first person to loose a grandpa?

only 100? them try na

Nigeria is the most dangerous country on earth. There is absolutely nothing people won't do for money.

Lol trying to copy Hollywood. Dumb bint doesn't know the level of lawlessness in this country.

sosy25:
A colleague of mine sent me this last week. When I read it I smiled. This is exactly how these internet firms build secret profiles of internet users and profit from the information. Internet users need privacy on the internet. Why must these internet companies know everything about us? We should be able to enter a department store and buy stuff and make a secure payment without the store having our details.

£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?

No sir, it's Google's Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?

No sir, Google bought the pizza store.

Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know what my usual is?

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

Okay - that’s what I want this time too.

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.

I bought more from another drugstore.

It's not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid in cash.

But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.

I have another source of cash.

This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me ...

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago.

££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

Only white people will fall for this.

why did you guys bump this thread? is it to remind us that the internet never forgets?

zionmde:

at least those girls can imagine how painful it is to go through the birth proces

No, those girls are fantasizing about giving birth. There is nothing educational about what they are doing.

Did you ever play Mama and Papa when you where young? Good! this is the same re-enactment. Would you say you learnt anything from that play apart from doing "lewd' things with a member of the opposite sex? did you learn about the responsibility of being a parent when you re-enacted Mummy and Daddy? same thing is happening here. They just crave the action of giving birth.

Mcanie:
What is the point when you can't even use the speed especially on Nigerian roads

Some of the people working on that car don't even know that a country like Nigeria exist.

coolshegs10:


Wow, that's incredible. But wait, if it wasn't luck wat was it?

it was literally his destiny to be big. Imagine Europeans looking for you all the way in Africa, i mean, even though he was out of sight, he wasn't out of their minds.

Given enough thought, everything can be a conspiracy. Even the fact that you are alive could be a grand conspiracy.