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TravelRe: GUO Bus Plunged Into The River, 3 Rescued, Others Feared Dead (video) by handsyrex(m): 12:43am On Jan 07, 2018
The real story will never be known again. The driver of same bus, a GUO was about negotiating the abudu bridge in Edo state when the Dangote Truck fully loaded with cement hit it from behind. The bus was badly damaged and was thrown over the bridge, into the river below. * persons died and only 3 survived. The accident was never the fault of GUO or their driver but by the reckless driver of the dangote truck.
It is pertinent to note too, the dangote truck driver on seeing the carnage he had caused, attempted to run away but a witness who saw this chased the truck, overtook it and reported at the next police check point. The dangote guys ditched their vehicle and excaped on foot.
casualty may have been reduced if proper care was given to a young lady on board the bus. the hospital she was taken to can only be described as a makeshift arrangement where people are preferred dead. She died.
The driver and 2 others survived.
LifeDrama:
3 rescued, others feared dead as a GUO 18-passenger bus plunged into the river after being hit by a trailer, yesterday, along the Agbor-Benin expressway


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_qAgkeAFL8&feature=youtu.be

Source: http://mandynews.com/2017/12/30/guo-bus-plunged-into-the-river-3-rescued-others-feared-dead-video/
PoliticsRe: "Ikoyi Whistle-Blower Will Be Paid This Month" – Adeosun by handsyrex(m): 8:18am On Nov 13, 2017
camqueen:
I will do anything on webcam.. even twerking. just pm me if ur interested.(for a fee tho) grin
babe find another biz this one don stale. porn is free now....hustle full.
PoliticsRe: "Ikoyi Whistle-Blower Will Be Paid This Month" – Adeosun by handsyrex(m): 8:16am On Nov 13, 2017
medolab90:
smh was even thinking of blowing � whistle before
If you know where better Benjamin dey, why you go blow whistle? arrange boys make them move am go your own location and you no go dey find 5%. you fit get 45% depending on the arrangement.... use your head or use vuvuzuela. whistle small.
Christianity EtcRe: 4 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Christianity And Sex by handsyrex(m): 11:58am On Aug 27, 2017
NaijaNewsPapers:
Growing up in a conservative Christian church, I was taught that the gospel was one, complete, and indestructible whole — particularly as it applied to human sexuality. But it’s not that simple.


The idea that is still taught in some churches today is that the Christian sexual ethic came to earth fully formed, straight from heaven, about 2,000 years ago. Throughout all that time, there was exactly one way for Christians to express their sexuality — by staying abstinent until they got married to a person of the opposite gender. And then, you could have at it all you wanted.


But what I wasn’t taught in Sunday School is that the Bible’s teachings on sex have been interpreted in many different ways. I didn’t know that the early Christians actually started practicing celibacy because they were convinced the end of the world was near. No one told me that marriage wasn’t always defined and controlled by the church. And that even within marriage, sex wasn’t always something that Christians were taught to enjoy and cherish.


And the truth is that the standards on what it means to be a sexual person and live a Christian life have changed.

Here are 4 facts to prove it.

1. For the first 1,000 years of Christianity (that’s at least HALF of its existence, people), many Christians wouldn’t have considered getting married in a church.


Marriages in the West were originally just economic alliances made between two families, with both the church and the state staying out of the proceedings. This meant that weddings didn’t require the presence of a priest.


The church got involved in regulating marriage much later on, as its influence began to increase in Western Europe. It wasn’t until 1215 that the Church formally put a claim on marriage and hashed out rules about what made children legitimate.


2. To be a truly devoted Christian during the earliest days of the church, you needed to stop having sex altogether.


Early Christians’ belief that Jesus’ second coming was imminent created an environment that exalted celibacy over marriage. It was a radical departure from Jewish teachings that the disciples would have been familiar with. But it makes sense — what was the point of getting tied up with worldly responsibilities, like taking care of a spouse, children and a household, when the end of the world was near?


St. Paul, a celibate Christian leader who wrote most of the New Testament, thought of practicing celibacy as taking the higher road towards God, since it allows Christians to concentrate wholly on things of the spirit.

The second coming didn’t happen, but the emphasis on celibacy stayed. Couples in the second century were expected to stop having sex altogether after producing several children.


3. The Church developed some rules about sex that would seem strange.

In medieval times, the church became deeply involved with controlling people’s sex lives. Virginity and monogamy were still prized, while homosexuality could be punished by death. The church also had very specific requirements for what type of sex married couples could have. Since all sex was supposed to be for the purposes of procreation, certain positions were banned (no sex standing up, the woman shouldn’t be on top, no doggy style, oral, anal, or masturbation). And then there were restrictions on what days of the week people could have sex (not on fast days, or feast days for a saint, or on Sundays, for example).

Sex was also discouraged when a woman was menstruating, pregnant, or breastfeeding, (which considering there was no birth control, could have been a good deal of the time). All of these prohibitions meant that on average, sex between married couples was only legal about once per week, if that.

4. Jesus had very little to say about sex.
Other than a some heavy admonishments against lust and against divorce, the Jesus of the Bible didn’t have a lot to say about issues of sexuality. (My guess is that he was too busy hanging out with the poor and healing the sick to care. Just a guess). He also had nothing at all to say about homosexuality or sexual identity as we understand it today.

Most of the instruction about sex comes from Christian leaders who started spreading the religion after Jesus’ death.

http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2017/08/4-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about.html

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We try to recreate the world to our own taste and pattern. God created them all, man and woman. The Bible refer to Him as the Alpha and Omega. He knows what a quiet time between a woman and a man leads to and He still created them Male and Female.
Procreation was not the only reason why God created Eve for Adam.
He said "it is not good for a man to be alone"
Translate the above anyway you wish but Sex was always on the menu.
Scrolls written and lost but discovered recently points to sex as the moment when "Man sees God" (You need to climax or cum to understand this)
Don't demonize sex like God is going to kill you.
Sodom and Gomorrah was burnt cuz their idea of life was changing from the script of God.
Selling sex (Prostitution) same sex marriage and the likes were perversion God wanted out of the way.
I've never felt bad for expressing my feelings to my GF in the one way that brings her happiness and me satisfaction.
Enjoy your sexual life but be moderate about it....
Happy Sunday.
SportsRe: More Than 100 Doctors Say Mayweather-mcgregor Fight Should Not Have Been Allowed by handsyrex(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2017
chukzyfcbb:
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- How to build value and
- How to ask the right questions
E book can be tiring to read, but with audio. U can listen to it at your own convenient time. drop your email if you need it
Kindly forward same to handsyrex@gmail.com and watch favor of God fall upon you forever....
RomanceRe: 8 People Who Died During Sex by handsyrex(m): 9:28am On Aug 24, 2017
[quote author=TINALETC3 post=59752953]Tnx guys, I don learn, my man no go die on top me, I need hm alive cool cool[quote author=Tobium1 post=59752153]Wow, aren't you a darling? wish all gals will be this loving....
Thanks for saving "A Man"
RomanceRe: 8 People Who Died During Sex by handsyrex(m): 2:09pm On Aug 23, 2017
TINALETC3:
undecided y is it always men dying during sex, am nt saying women shud b d victims bt, y men alone huh, y nt mixed huh
Each time "she" screams "harder, harder, give it to me like you wanna kill me", he's on top and every organ in him wants to please and when strained, it gets to breaking point.
Women were created late, they c(u)m late, most times too, they never arrive.
I pray to have that gal who will be early in all things...
Just a prayer though...
PoliticsRe: Why We Declared Holiday For Buhari ―kogi Govt by handsyrex(m): 10:53am On Aug 22, 2017
This is the first time I'm reading a post on NL devoid of insults and name calling.
I'm proud of you guys...all of you.
The truth is this, the Country needs all the youths to come together to save it from this impending doom.
We must rise above tongue and culture and religion and learn to love ourselves.
We are one....

Back to Kogi Governor.
This young man had luck and destiny smiling upon him and yet, he keeps pulling himself down. He has proven over time he is as clueless as the word can mean.
Public holiday?
In this same state where a chief of staff once told us they are owing "just" 13months salary?
A state where hunger and strange diseases run amok, where Schools are on compulsory holiday and we are declaring more holiday for them?
Somehow, the young Governor may have lost it completely or he is truly not in charge.
We had high hopes in this dude but he has chosen to dash our expectations and pour scorn on our trust.
We all have a date with destiny and in 2019, at the polls, we shall speak again.
Until then, we won't mind more holidays.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Speech: Buhari Is A Big Hypocrite – Omokri by handsyrex(m): 11:30am On Aug 21, 2017
bumtos:
Very disappointing. We need Yong president who can lead this country to the promise land.
We may need to bring a North Korean who bears the name "Yong". You think "he" will be a better "President?"
FoodRe: Man Eats A Plate Of Eba And Cat Head, Shows It Off (Photos) by handsyrex(m): 8:44pm On Aug 17, 2017
chrisxxx:
This is what happened when unusual things are not nipped in the the bud. It started with cow head, people said it is normal. It transcended to goat head people said it is enjoyment. Pig head people looked unconcerned and overlooked. Now cat head! Cat head! Will people also not intervene?
you got me there....
CrimeRe: Gay Passenger Tries To Seduce Taxi Driver In Abuja (Photos/Video) by handsyrex(m): 11:14am On Aug 17, 2017
masonkz:
Headless how?
I'm sure you are one gay dude meaning, you are headless... Come out of the closet and have raw fire burn your bum
CrimeRe: Gay Passenger Tries To Seduce Taxi Driver In Abuja (Photos/Video) by handsyrex(m): 4:49pm On Aug 16, 2017
masonkz:
Get over it. Some guys aren't attracted to all that. undecided
Hence, their headless status....
CrimeRe: Gay Passenger Tries To Seduce Taxi Driver In Abuja (Photos/Video) by handsyrex(m): 9:45am On Aug 16, 2017
dainformant:
Just when we thought we've seen it all. Early this morning, a cab driver and a gay passenger were spotted in a heated argument with each other opposite a total filling station in Wuse, Zone 4, around Febson Hotel in Abuja. According to a report by OakTv, the gay passenger usually dresses and move around as a lady especially at night in a bid to make both ends meet.

According to him, he said this is his business;” I dey f*ck for y*nsh, then they f*ck me for y*nsh, Na man I be, Na my business, I no dey shame”.

The cab driver, who simply identifies himself as Israel said “the guy stopped me, he told me I should take him to heritage and we agreed on N500 for the fare. Later he said he wanted to sit in the front and I allowed him.At the front, he started touching me, he said everywhere dry, make I go feel you?

I agreed to go with him to Zone 4, unknown to him I already knew he is a man. When we got to zone 4, he wanted to run then I grabbed him and he bit me in return.”

Their uproar attracted huge passersby that decided to intervene in the subject matter.

Getting to discover what transpired between them, the angry crowd unleashed severe terror on him before the Nigerian Police came to rescue him.

According to Israel, while he was been hauled away, “He (gay passenger) talk say no minister wey no know am, say na only call I go make then go leave”

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/gay-passenger-tries-to-seduce-taxi-driver-in-abuja.html

Credit; OakTvOnline

Watch Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCjWwSxo144
Somehow I pity these "head-less" dudes who take a fancy to a fellow gee. How can a normal person not know the way to poo and the way to pleasure?
With due respect to the Creator, nothing compares to the pleasure inside a woman's body and I mean it...
Yea, I have not (and will never) try a man's arse but I'm so convinced there's no reason to try that.
Women are not just beautiful, their dentition is perfect with tiny teeth in their mouths, their bodies are so succulent you just don't want to stop, their boobs are wow, their pussy is warm and wet and sweet...
What about their moans?
Pitch perfect and lovely to the ears...
Gays are dammed forever....
From here until the hereafter...
Christianity EtcRe: Uchenna Obuna Killed In The Ozubulu Catholic Church Massacre (Photos) by handsyrex(m): 12:12pm On Aug 08, 2017
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=59258456]This girl and other casualties must've prayed to Yahweh through Jesus to save him but still died despite Jesus reiterating many times that you'll have whatever you ask for in his name, let's look at those bible verses, shall we?

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

With all these passages claiming that if they have even the smallest amount of faith (Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.)then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted,

there are obviously only a few options available for Ikorodu Christians to chose after taking a honest look at their prayers against bado fail:

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) Those that died prayed for divine protection but had no faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Jesus, Holy Spirit, Satan doesn't exist[/quote

Psalm 14:1.... I love this day.
CelebritiesRe: Mayorkun Rents A Whole Cinema To Watch ‘Banana Island Ghost', Nigerians Drag Him by handsyrex(m): 5:34pm On Aug 07, 2017
YomzzyDBlogger:
DMW Artiste, Mayorkun has incurred the wrath of his fans, after he revealed that he rented out a whole Cinema in Owerri to watch “Banana Island Ghost”.

The movie reportedly sold-out on its first week at the various cinemas in Lagos, and Nigerians have been throwing in support to ensure it is successful… and then just to support too, he RENTED OUT A WHOLE CINEMA TO WATCH THE MOVIE!

Apparently, Fans are not happy about the singer’s decision to watch the movie alone, when he could have just invited some of his fans, since he rented out the cinema, and the seats were empty.

He captioned the photo:

“Mama Life’, Rented out the whole cinema just to watch ‘Banana Island Ghost’ Loool its such a great movie! @theonlychigul #BananaIslandGhost”

Some reactions from his fans:

danny_kreisler: “I wasn’t expecting this from @iammayorkun . That’s just high level pride, there was nothing wrong in you watching the movie with other people”

fhrancixx: “if only he knows how good it will be to pay for people to see that movie…. the fulfillment will be great for him…… #ButTheyNeverKnowTho”

While others didn’t believe he could afford to rent out a whole Cinema:

hunkyyy: Is not only rented out…its rented in…go nd sleep jor.with which money?

the.bluelily: This thing is obviously a joke nah and to think people are taking it serious smh …… WO Mayowa no go try am for real o them go just chop you raw


Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/mayorkun-rents-whole-cinema-to-watch.html
Sometimes I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg was a Nigerian and with that level of wealth. I'm sure he would have asked his state governor to let him govern for a month.
The black man was specially created I'm sure. The way we flaunt wealth is legendary and we are from the poorest continent ever.
He could sneak into same cinema with other viewers and see same movie with same satisfaction.
Investment is not our thing, for us, the benefit is now.
We have a long way to go...

P.S Who is the photographer?
PoliticsRe: APC Blasts Charly Boy: Buhari Will Never Resign, Stop Making Senseless Noise by handsyrex(m): 10:16am On Aug 07, 2017
dumebiifeanyi:
The All Progressives Congress Youth Vanguard has advised Musician and top socialite, Charlyboy to desist from calling for the resignation of President Buhari.

In a statement made available to PoliticsNGR, signed by its leader, Collins Edwin, the group disclosed that president Buhari will not resign from being president and cautioned Charly boy to stop making 'senseless noise'.

Below is the Full statement;

The planned protest against President Muhammadu Buhari by a coalition of civil society groups led by Charly Boy has come to the notice of the national leadership of APC Youths Renaissance.

Ordinarily, we would have dismissed the move knowing that Charly Boy is an incurable attention-seeker, but because he cleverly laced his mercantile show-business in President Buhari's health challenge, we have decided to educate the political dissident that governance is not entertainment.

President Buhari has just spent few days receiving medical attention and Charly Boy and his dubious sponsors are making senseless noise about it, what about a former American President who ruled America in the midst of greater health challenge yet Americans never gave a hoot about it.

In 1919, President Woodrow Wilson suffered a severe stroke that left him incapacitated until the end of his presidency, yet Americans did not call for his resignation or impeachment, but here in Nigeria, we have a President who is only on a medical check-up and some group of attention-seekers are making it to look as if it is anathema.

For Charly Boy and his sponsors to organise such protest against our darling President, we have resolved and are going to stage a counter protest that will show the world that President Muhammadu Buhari is truly loved by Nigerians despite the media gang up against him.

We have also collected the comprehensive list of politicians within and outside the APC who are sponsoring the protest and negative publicity against Buhari and will make it public for Nigerians to see who and who is actually preventing good governance from happening in the country.


http://politicsngr.com/2017/08/06/buhari-will-never-resign-stop-making-senseless-noise-apc-warns-charlyboy/
The luckiest being in this Nation must be Buhari. Something is wrong with our senses.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Are Not Jews - DNA Result Reveals by handsyrex(m): 9:47am On Aug 07, 2017
Elose11:
http://www.authorityngr.com/2017/08/Igbo-are-not-Jews--DNA-report/
Are we that timid and low in thoughts and esteem that we will want to be Jews? We must learn to love our originality, our uniqueness and have someone else aspire to be like us.
So what next for the "We-are-Jews-in-Nigeria" sentiments?
Next news please....
CelebritiesRe: Kcee For Anambra State Governor 2017 (Photo) by handsyrex(m): 5:36pm On Aug 03, 2017
Takeit2017:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXVH3MSlGBX

Kcee is the latest entertainer to join the politics train. He took to his Instagram page to make an announcement that he will be running for the governorship election in anambra state. Musician is yet to unveil the party he belongs to. He Wrote



https://trendinghelm..com.ng/2017/08/kcee-for-anambra-state-governor-2017.html

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Anambara State truly...
smh
RomanceRe: Girl Rubs Boyfriend's Sperm On Her Face. See Reason by handsyrex(m): 12:11pm On Aug 03, 2017
CEOJAMIENAIJA:
A girl posted a picture on Social Media of her boyfriend's sperm on her face.

She claims it aids the growth of a smoother skin.


What won't we see on the internet?

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/girl-rubs-boyfriend-sperm-on-her-face.html
and what's wrong with it? its her face and she knows what she wants. I need me a gal like this... sperm should never be put to waste.
RomanceRe: Girl Rubs Boyfriend's Sperm On Her Face. See Reason by handsyrex(m): 12:06pm On Aug 03, 2017
freshvine:
Very quality sperm.
awesome you...
RomanceRe: Whats The Craziest Thing Youve Done During Sex by handsyrex(m): 1:43pm On Jul 12, 2017
shinarlaura:
Seconded
we all are
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo’s Trip To London Secretly Planned For Weeks by handsyrex(m): 1:31pm On Jul 12, 2017
Why secret? what are we becoming? Did he disappear from Aso? was it his money he used for fare?
leaders in this Nation must begin to act as one...
everything now is secret
Buhari"s health secret
Buhari going out secret
when is he coming back? secret
Osinbanjo going to see him secret.

Wetin no go be secret now?

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