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Celebrities / Re: Soldiers Confer On Osita Iheme 'New Civilian General' (Pics) by Hanendez(m): 10:28pm On Dec 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
Naso I slap one Lieutenant yesterday for front of Army Barracks...Immediately I gave him the hot resounding slap, I saw 30 Army officers rushing out of the barrack to seize me..

I woke up instantly crying!!! For the first time in my life, I woke up, knelt down and sang praises to God say na just nightmare ooo..Imagine, for front of Army Barracks?

What a close shave!! Thank you Lord for the dream..
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD in vain. Exodus 20:7
Sports / Re: Unsettled Allowances: We Never Knew Falcons Will Win AWCON, Says FG by Hanendez(m): 11:35pm On Dec 08, 2016
littlewonders:
How will i send my ward to school and be surprise he/she came top of the class.

This expectation you've embedded for our falcons, may it be the same result you all in this present government shall expect from your wards. Amen!!!

Its crystal clear APC don't believe in future of the youths which is why they can never plan well for us but rather feed us with unscrupulous excuses.


Confused government.


As for 2019 elections: we all should join hands and vote anybody of good interest not above 35 for president.

We can call our party 'Nairaland party'.
Never take the word "Amen" in vain or to curse. It is a holy term and you'll be incurring the wrath of God by this act of impiety.
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Poses With His Sister Zahra Ahead Of Her Wedding To Ahmed Indimi. by Hanendez(m): 10:57pm On Dec 08, 2016
Candycrusher:
Your father's clueless policies are stifling life out of Nigerians while you opportunistic children who have never worked for anything in your lives pose for cameras and smile like a roasted goat. God punish those punishing the masses
Matthew 5:44- love your enemies, bless those that curse you......"
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Buys A 2016 Range Rover Autobiography (photos) by Hanendez(m): 11:34pm On Dec 06, 2016
softMarket:
Linda,i love u so much,

when i went to the mountain to pray, i saw a vision of u and i standing in-btw a pastor....i dont really understand what it meant



Bt just knw that i love u seriously!!
Even if u have worms and maggots, as wizkid said.........I WILL SWIM IN IT! grin
Matthew 12:32- No sin against the Holy Spirit can be forgiven. Don't mock the Spirit with tasteless and disdainful jokes about seeing visions and prophecies. Don't say no one warned you.

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Sports / Re: Dejo Fayemi Is Dead (photos) by Hanendez(m): 10:21pm On Dec 05, 2016
OZAOEKPE:
God wont forgive buhari cry



R.I.P SIRE
Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. Matthew 5:44

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Daddy Freeze's Fiancee And His Son by Hanendez(m): 2:09pm On Dec 05, 2016
Hadez:
This girl is the biggest fool ever. You already have a child for him, you live in his house and cook for him so doing other wife duties and he still calls you a fiancee

This thread is dedicated to me grin
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Politics / Re: CBN Illegally Funding Buhari’s Government, Says Sanusi by Hanendez(m): 11:19pm On Dec 02, 2016
OZAOEKPE:
GOD if we ever offend you abeg forgive us, give that ani mal on the throne partial stroke or jus help us retire that thing cry
Do not mock God. It may cost you your life.
Culture / Re: Prince Uchechukwu NNAM-Obi At The Nchaka Festival Of Omoku, Rivers State Photos by Hanendez(m): 2:33pm On Dec 01, 2016
akraym:
Wow
Why do you ridicule God? You may think it's funny but you just committed a grave sin.
Phones / Re: Why NCC Directed Big Telcos To Increase Data Tariffs – official by Hanendez(m): 2:32pm On Nov 30, 2016
Otono123:
It shall never be well with who ever that is involved in this wicked act to punish us. useless govt
Bless those who curse you, pray for your enemies, love those who hate you and despitefully use you.Matthew 5:44
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AWCON 2016, Semi Finals. 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Hanendez(m): 9:39pm On Nov 29, 2016
aadvark:
chineke! seun dey watch women ball?
Stop mocking God!!!!
Crime / Re: Man Pretending To Be A Lady & Selling Sex To Men Arrested In Uganda (pics) by Hanendez(m): 9:26pm On Nov 29, 2016
eki2000:
Blood of JEHOSAPHAT, This is criminalistic, heart broken and bad.
Be warned on how you mock Biblical names and characters. You shall be called to account by God on the day of judgment. Repent now and stop this act of blasphemy. Whatever happened to "Oh my Goodness" or "Wow?"
Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by Hanendez(m): 12:12pm On Nov 25, 2016
pweetixandy:
op why u lying, why dafuq u lying, hmmm oh my God, stop fuqqing lying!!



computer snake
Do not take the name of God in vain
Fashion / Re: This Before And After Makeup Photo Has Got People Talking! by Hanendez(m): 12:14pm On Nov 24, 2016
henrydadon:
grin
chinekeme!! shocked shocked..this wan pass me shocked

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Do not take the name of the LORD GOD in vain
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Attempts To Step On A Fan's Face During Stage Performance [PICS+VIDEO] by Hanendez(m): 2:03pm On Nov 21, 2016
comradespade:


after the combination of osogbo weed with Cotonou weed, then u know that the feeling is IGBORIC
Don't take the name of Jesus in vain or ridicule Him. Your life may be cut short.
Crime / Re: Diamond Bank Cleaner Steals N5.675m In Nyanya Abuja(Photo) by Hanendez(m): 1:43pm On Nov 21, 2016
nerilove:
See fool, biting the finger that fed you. But I'll hold the security guards responsible for not searching him when leaving the premises.
He who Calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Crime / Re: Diamond Bank Cleaner Steals N5.675m In Nyanya Abuja(Photo) by Hanendez(m): 1:42pm On Nov 21, 2016
Davash222:
Peter Oko, you are a big fool!!! So, you have access to where you can pick hard currencies and only come up with just 5.6m

Imagine a cleaner having access to the vault undecided
He who shall say to his brother 'you fool' shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Nigeria 2017 Auditions by Hanendez(m): 10:02pm On Nov 20, 2016
Turks:
This program should be scrapped. It's not encouraging Nigerian youths morally. It's the complete opposite of what our culture [Yoruba] depicts.



But then again, some foo would say 'who morals don epp'? undecided
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22

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Sports / Re: Cynthia Uwak Survives Ghastly Accident (Photos) by Hanendez(m): 10:29pm On Nov 19, 2016
Hotstew:
Jexox
So you've got no respect even for Jesus? Your life is hanging on the balance.
Politics / Re: Atiku: "My Secondary School Students Better Than Public Universities Students" by Hanendez(m): 12:54pm On Nov 19, 2016
TruthisGOD:
Educated fool. He thinks that the mere speaking of English shows how intelligent one is. That is how they ruined the country with their warp and poor mentality thoughts. Try those kids in Physics and Maths quiz in a neutral enviroment, you'll know how intelligent they are.
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Shows Off His New Look by Hanendez(m): 2:01pm On Nov 17, 2016
klassykute:
jesus Christ.... is dat head
Do not take the name of the LORD in vain. Exodus 20:7
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: ''I Met With Nnamdi Kanu, Made Friends With Boko Haram Prisoners'' by Hanendez(m): 10:35pm On Nov 16, 2016
merit455:
I tell u....God punish Buhari
Bless those who curse you, love your enemies and pray for them. Luke 6:28
Politics / Re: ICC Invites Malami Over Shi'ites/Army Clash by Hanendez(m): 9:15pm On Nov 16, 2016
Danzakidakura:
this ICC self why inviting cjf ? invite certificateless fool called buhari and burantashi jail them we will be happy, Igboproject2019.
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Politics / Re: Nigerians Regret Voting Out Jonathan – Ghana's Ruling Party by Hanendez(m): 11:47pm On Nov 14, 2016
PapaNnamdi:
God Pls give dem a dose of Nigerian change
Do not take the name of the LORD your GOD in vain.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Rice Farmers In Ohafia, Abia State (Photos) by Hanendez(m): 11:13pm On Nov 14, 2016
dukechilezie:
No place is safe in Nigeria. Foolanis herdsmen are becoming the greatest night mares to the farmers.
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Politics / Re: APC Entices Voters With Bread In Ondo State by Hanendez(m): 11:50am On Nov 14, 2016
BrutalJab:
Apshit is a congregation of deluded foo.L's na.
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Religion / Things 'jehovah's Witnesses' Won't Tell You About Their Faith by Hanendez(m): 11:48am On Nov 13, 2016
After over 10yrs of studying intensively with members of this faith, I've been privileged to be Privy to some literatures and audiovisuals which has helped in broadening my view and percecption of witnesses. Below are highlights of some doctrinal statements and dogmas they won't tell you on first acquaintance. 1.They don't believe in faith healing or any act tendind towards attempting to lay hands on the sick or infirm with intent to heal by faith.
2.They don't believe in prophecy or prophesying. According them, it ended in the bible.
3. They don't believe in speaking in tongues or the manifestion of any behaviour or acts of spiritual euphoria or fits.
4. Jesus is Angel michael and He was created just like men were.
5. They have their own bible translated by them- the new world translation.
6. They don't believe in hell or eternal damnation of sinners.
7. You can't marry outside the sect or fold.
8. You can't join a union pertaining to your community welfare or village meetings.
9. You can't take or give blood in an emergency.
10.They only preach on one topic determined and dictated from the headquarters in Brooklyn USA.
11. They practice celibacy at their Bethel institutions. Members are not permitted to marry while working there.
12. They don't speak, deal with or fraternize with any member who forsakes their faith.
13.they believe that only they will be saved.
14.they believe that those who died without knowing Jesus will be raised again to have a. Second chance during the 1000yr rule of Jesus.
Religion / Holy Lie And Evil Truth by Hanendez(m): 10:31am On Nov 13, 2016
With God Almighty, there are no fast and hard rules. God is a flexible and transigient Creator who is ever willing to make concessions in other to uphold the integrity of his children.Since the fall of man in the paradise of Eden, God has shown His extraordinary willingness to turn the verdict of our actions and inactions on it's head.He provided for our first parents by way of a new garments of goat skins.He justified Abraham when he lied about his relationship with sarah his wife.God justified David when he lied to gain access to the bread of the presence which only consecrated priests could eat.God didn't call Isaac to account when he lied about his relations to his wife.With these great men of old, lies were counted for truth because with God, intent overrules actions.The rationale behind your actions is what God considers when dealing with men.That was why Jesus wouldn't condemn the adulterous woman nor did He condenm the repentant prostitute for washing His Feet with her tears and a delux perfume.His disciples ate with unwashed hands and were not condemned. Just in case you're not convinced that I'm right, let me use this illustration. A young man returned from his sojourn abroad after leaving home for 15yrs. Upon his return, he bore all the hallmarks of an upwardly mobile man. He made it through thick and thin and against the gritty realities of urban life.There was celebrations and merriment at home and all his relatives and well wishers were there to felicitate with him.Then on that same day, at night, armed robbers attacked his home. He thought of a way to elude them and thought about going up into the ceiling. The robbers eventually gained access into the house and didn't find him. They asked his younger brother about his whereabouts but he lied that he had returned to abuja that same evening due to an urgent matter. The robbers beat up his brother and stole jewelleries and other valuables and left. Moments later, the brother came down from his hideout feeling grateful and thankful to his brother for his ingenuity and shrewdness. Now tell me, will God call the brother who told a lie to save his brother from dying in cold blood to account? Think about this.
Phones / Re: Telecoms Subscribers Hit 153m, Airtel Tops by Hanendez(m): 10:58pm On Nov 11, 2016
Olasco93:
All I can say is that NCC is not doing her job properly. In some countries where Governments do not compromise, no Nigerian network company is liable to Operate because of their dismal Customer Services, Illegal rendering and ther Fraudulent behaviours.
You mock our LORD's prayer just to get likes. When the LORD mocks your soul in hell, don't feel betrayed.
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka: I Will Not Destroy My US Residential Permit Just Yet. by Hanendez(m): 7:41am On Nov 10, 2016
GBTYO:

Try am and see real change for your body



Foolish old men
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
Health / Re: Baby Born Without Ear In A Nigerian Hospital Due To Use Of Contraceptives by Hanendez(m): 9:37pm On Nov 09, 2016
phemflex90:
jesu ooooooo
Nobody insults Jesus and goes scot-free.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies Award 2016 Nominees by Hanendez(m): 1:16pm On Nov 09, 2016
kingcomet:
the lord just revealed the winners to me. I hereby prophesy the winner of ..

best recording = emergency

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR= pheelz

BEST MUSIC VIDEO= an unmarried woman appeared in the video so its. soldier falz ft simi



BEST R&B/POP ALBUM =new era



BEST R&B SINGLE= darey -Pray for me

BEST POP SINGLE= reggae and blues

BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE= no kissing

BEST RAP ALBUM= stories that touch

BEST COLLABO=reggae And blues

BEST RAP SINGLE=jagaban

BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE(MALE)= brymo

BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE)=seyi shey

NEXT RATED= tekno phone

HIP HOP WORLD REVELATION = kiss daniel

LYRICIST ON THE ROLL= reminisce

BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE= olamide

BEST ‘ALTERNATIVE’ SONG= bez

ALBUM OF THE YEAR= stories that touch


ARTISTE OF THE YEAR= wizkid

AFRICAN ARTISTE= sarkodie
Prophecy is a gift of the Holy Spirit and because you've brought the Holy Spirit to disrepute by making a mockery of this phenomenon, you may not be forgiven.It is written that no sin against the Holy Spirit can be forgiven but I believe you did this in a moment of indiscretion and ignorance. Pray and ask God for mercy.
Politics / Re: No More Environmental Sanitations In Lagos State- Court by Hanendez(m): 10:42pm On Nov 08, 2016
moshmusth:
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The poster above me 'i leave you to God'
Don't take the name of God in vain
moshmusth:
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The poster above me 'i leave you to God'
Don't take the name of God in vain
moshmusth:
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The poster above me 'i leave you to God'
Don't take the name of God in vain

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