₦airaland Forum

madmadu:
d devil dey use handfan blow dey....

so u dey try talk say na devil use hand fan blow me today?

I have observed for a long time that people sleep in church mostly during sermons
why?
cc: Lalasticlala

ravensckar:
Of d greatest NABOS! In case u don't remember, ds is Hon AJY d once upon a time leader of progressive group botany department O.A.U Ile-ife.


Been a while Bro! Glad to know that u'r an aspiring educationist.

greatest NABOS.. i graduated early 2013... so sorry i avent heard /maybe i cant remember hon. AJY or progressive group in dat departmnt... all d same im glad to identify with u.
But sorry to dissapoint U.. im not an aspiring educationist o... far from it... im only looking for somfin to keep me busy until i get a job. *wink*.
oh now I see your face!!... just checkd ur profile.
I kno u very well.. u na boss *two hands up*

otega88:
Meaning you are not going? No mid term break due to the ebola delay in resumption.

So I went.. saw d principal a very calm and hospitable person (first impression) He asked what my qualification is.. I told him I ave a bsc botany, he said 'you cant handle ss3 chemistry with that qualification'.. i thought in my head after 2years of university chemistry in the dreaded white house of the Obafemi Awolowo University ile ife.. I still wont be able to teach ss3? It is well
He promised to call me for an interview and micro teaching at a later date.
end of meeting.
thank you Otega88.

otega88:
Meaning you are not going? No mid term break due to the ebola delay in resumption.

on my way right away

otega88:
No, not all the topics hence the use of 'or'. Just pick one topic from each class and prepare if you really need the job. (The students are sound to some extent in chemistry).
About not having a text book...I am assuming you are using the internet to comment on NL. Just a friendly advice though, you know your brain and how good you are. *smiles*

Thanks google is my friend... but i fink diaris midterm break tday?

otega88:
Ok, I will inform the principal that someone is coming for it. Kindly brush up your o level chemistry because you may be asked to do micro teaching in any of the SSS classes. Hint- read your basic introduction to chemistry, particulate nature of matter, elements, compound and mixtures, mole concept, or isotopy/relative atomic mass calculations incase you are asked to microteach SSS1, read periodic table, periodic law, periodic trend, diagonal relationship of some elements on the periodic table or reduction oxidation reaction incase you are told to microteach SSS2,..for SSS3 organic chemistry (alkanes,alkenes,alkynes-nomenclature, properties, preparation and uses) or Aromatic chemistry (Benzene) incase you are to microteach SSS3. Its just a brief 5 mins microteaching so just refresh your brain on these topics.

between now and tomorrow.. without any textbook.. God help me I will go with my brain.
please do u ave any idea about the pay?
Im so grateful.

otega88:
Tomorrow morning, OK from igando, take a bike to Remade Secondary school, Remade street, isuti road. Enter and go straight to the principal, tell him you are for the chemistry job. He will take it up from there. U can resume monday morning if he is convinced that you can teach chemistry at the Ordinary level.
If asked how you heard about the job tell him online, he will know its me.
Reply to confirm if you are going for it.

Thanks got it... I will go

otega88:
Tomorrow morning, OK from igando, take a bike to Remade Secondary school, Remade street, isuti road. Enter and go straight to the principal, tell him you are for the chemistry job. He will take it up from there. U can resume monday morning if he is convinced that you can teach chemistry at the Ordinary level.
If asked how you heard about the job tell him online, he will know its me.
Reply to confirm if you are going for it.

Thanks got it.. i will go

otega88:
Tomorrow morning, OK from igando, take a bike to Remade Secondary school, Remade street, isuti road. Enter and go straight to the principal, tell him you are for the chemistry job. He will take it up from there. U can resume monday morning if he is convinced that you can teach chemistry at the Ordinary level.
If asked how you heard about the job tell him online, he will know its me.
Reply to confirm if you are going for it.

Thanks got it

otega88:
How close are you to igando?

I stay around power line bus stop dats #50 naira bus from igando

otega88:
How close are you to igando?

I live near power line bus stop.. dats #50 naira to igando

12large1:
he wasn't our best player yesterday, aluko was but I am not trying to blame him I am just saying that obi is not a number 10 that a country should be using. we need a really really creative midfilder, obi is a cm

for crying out loud mikel set up 3 one one chances for musa... which he wasted... and 2 for uche which uche couldnt control.
thats five chnces created in a match ..what else do u want from a numba 10?

make im shuttup.. so wat abt dia second goal?.. no be luck?..na Omeruo and musa give d guy mouth...
btw we had more chances and played better but for poor defending and useless musa.

Wetin i wan watch for dia?
no super eagles
no chelsea
make dem dey play dia tournament abeg

otega88:
BSc in what? Can you teach Chemistry very well?

B.sc in botany... I avent thought chemistry before.. but I should be able to teach, did chemistry in my undergraduate days up to 200L
so o' level chemistry shoudnt be a problem

Please I need a teaching job around Isheri olofin or egbeda area.. i ave a Bsc.

I was so dissapointed in that statement
Amaechi should know better.
N.B: I cant vote Jonathan for second term.. except Im high on weed on election day, which is absolutely impossible cos i dont smoke weed

And to think Keshi still had the **effontry ** to smile!!!
Dat useless Uche wey no sabi control ball
stupid musa wey miss 3 one on one with goal keeper
Clueless Omeruo and snail eguekwe...
Useless emenike.
Devil gaz punish them.

Mikel gave his all..
kudos enyeama
I wonder what Aluko and Samuel were doing on the bench ..

special thunder fire keshi.

This is heart break in the grandest dimension... e do me like film trick

Devil punish all of them

Harakat al shabaab al mujahideen also known as al shabaab is an extremist Jihadist organisation based in somalia, which describes itself as waging jihad against the enemies of islam.
Al Qaeda is a global militant islamist organisation which has attacked civilian and military targets in various countries with the conviction that a Jewish Christian alliance is conspiring to destroy islam.. they believe the killing of infidel civilians is religiously sanctioned, and replace existing laws with sharia law.
Islamic state of Iraq and the Levant (isil) has declared a world wide islamic caliphate over all muslims worldwide the deadliest terror group in recent years.
Boko haram officially ja ma'atu ahlis sunna lidda awati wal jihad meaning people commited to the prophet's teaching for propagation and Jihad is a militant islamist movement based in north eastern nigeria. it seeks to establish an islamic state in Nigeria... boko haram kill people who engage in activities perceived
to be un islamic. not forgetting the dreaded hezbollah in lebanon, taliban in Afghanistan the list goes on and on.. for the sake of nairalanders who are not lovers of long essays let me stop there.
Over the last ten years more than 20000 people have died as a result of the activities of these groups and hundreds of thousands displaced.
Islamic clerics keep telling us islam is a religion of peace often classifying founders of terror organisations as misinformed persons. but the mode of operation of these groups, their rapid growth in strength and numbers ... their ability to defeat better armed military forces has demonstrated that their leaders are brilliant intelligent charismatic and well schooled individuals could they all have been misinformed or misunderstood islam as these clerics would have us believe ?
what really is the concept of jihad all about?
Reminding ourselves of the exploits of our very own great jihadist Usman dan Fodio.. did he misunderstand jihad too?
The exploits of the blessed Prophet himself at the battle of Badr (624AD) .
Who do you think is telling the truth?... the peaceful clerics or the terrorists?
N.B: this is not intended to condemn but for clarifications.

Agreed to save nigeria?
No thanks we do not need your help.
He should ave said... Obasanjo and I ave agreed to save our pockets!
N.B I am not for GEJ o

This is more like an excursion o

I fink we should just fix the match....pay d south africans a few dollars

we will send thunder to you

tbaba1234:
Egwuekwe was one of the best players in the last game and since Oboabana is out, we do not have a choice.

Ambrose is the one, i'd axe... Can we get a right back please?

Ambrose isnt a natural right back... i dont know why national team coaches insist on playing him in that position.. he plays center back at celtic every week... even in the 2008 olympic team he played center back... I guess now that omeruo is injured and Oboabona is suspended.. we will see the real ambrose in his natural position

daveP:
I prefer a game where we put gbolahan and uzoenyi to feel their ego, then fix in uche in the second half. The stadium go burst cos i perceive it gonna be 2-nil upwards. I dont like that defence line though. Ambrose should be given a wing role. At least we Must score with a header. E don tey! South africa and tshabalala- beware his crosses.

Did I hear u say tshabalala? he retired from international football about two years ago... and Uzoenyi?.. he is not even in camp.
bros e be like say u be basket ball fan?. stick to it abeg

ibiso1986:
Somebody fit help me explain Wetin emenike dey do here

Im dey smell sey dat guy wan jazz eguekwe ni

Eyeama


Kwambe Ambrose Eguekwe Oshaniwa




Mikel Onazi



Aluko
Emenike Musa


Uche.

This is d most likely line up...because lawal ,Omeruo and Akpan are injured.... oboabona is suspended.
So ambrose should move to his natural position at center back... and kwambe comes in at right back




if keshi had started with this line up... we would have won..
Dat keshi of a guy is tactically clueless and rigid

John Obi mikel can never be caught offside

thumps up.. many christians forget dia brains at home every sunday.
3 gbosa for u.. or who ever wrote d piece