₦airaland Forum

Engrpj:
but did d instruction says we should submit the acknowledgment slip prior to the training?? I dint submitted and I dint got the Txt......pls is dere anyone DAT dint submitted and yet got the text??

I applied as post NYSC i didnt submit the slip anywhere o.. I just printed and kept it.
I just got the text now.

I fell in love with Buhari after watching the documentary
That guy wey im put for crate from london to Nigeria .. dat idea make sense die.
And jailing people for 600 years.. lol
thats d kind of pragmatism we need in Aso rock
not some dumb ass GEJ.

vicadex07:
Ode, it is called "statement of result" and not certificate for a reason. They are usually typed manually on a school's letterhead and awarded to the student in the absense of a certificate

At last, somebody get brain!!!!
tell them sir!

otil1:
Information:
1. A certificate can be re-issued by the issuing authority.

2. You cannot speak for Buhari. The first thing to do when you loose a valuable document is to report to police, obtain an extract of your statement and head to court to be administered of an oath in that regard -an affidavit. The you can apply for re-issuance.

You and I know that a statement of result has a time limit. Buhari had all the time in the world to deal with this matter -even after entering the army through the back door, he could have sat for the exam all this while or improved his formal educational profile someway.

Your first statement is wrong sir!
No institution of learning can re issue a certificate..
well maybe private institutions can sha... but no government institution will re issue a certificate for you...if you like go and swear affidavit in the Hague.
Na .."To Whom" dem go carry give you.
Advice: do not loose your primary school, WAEC, university(if you attended a federal or state) or NYSC certificate in hope of applying for "re issuance".. if you do na OYO u dey o.

And talking about improving his formal education, so you call all the courses he attended in the Nigerian army that qualified him to be a FOUR STAR general an informal education?
Bro this is a non issue... fani kayode should just find another propaganda abeg.
this one aint selling.

moderatorr:
Way way different

Guy... Buhari presented a statement of result not a certificate.
His certificate is missing and you cannot get another one if the original is missing.

that document up there is a statement of result not a certificate.
I doubt if you finished secondary skool sef.

bushdoc9919:
Remember it well....but unfortunately mum and dad won't let us try one.....diarrhoea.

Chai.. see butter pikin
mum n dad dey follow u go school?

predentstats:
You made a nice comment but got it derailed by saying we want an illiterate.

If they have fielded someone like Tambuwal or a younger party stalwart - don't know why they zoned it yo the north, thought they said zoning is a PDP philosophy and undemocratic.

you and I know Buhari is not an illiterate.. my point therefore is if PDP say he is an illiterate.. so be it.
It doesn't change our stance on who we want in power.

Yar' adua was a sick man... yet he succeeded in chasing boko haram out of maiduguri.... his two years was full of achievements... petrol pump price was 67 naira.
Under the watch of the healthy and youthful Jonathan.. boko haram has become the proverbial dreaded iroko tree .
I don't care if Buhari is 72 or 100 years old.. certificate or no certificate.
#GEJ must go


BTW how much does a state burial cost?
Mtcheew.. chicken change!
We can always afford it.
so oga Fayose.. pack well abeg

p.p
What ever..
If buhari like make im no go primary school sef
Oga GEJ na PhD holder.. and im be failure.

Make PDP free us.. we wan try out this illiterate.

Zeezy99:
what rubbish is this one saying? Lords resistance army, m23 rebels, IRA in Ireland, Tutsi rebels that massacred about a million ppl in 3months in Rwanda. What exactly is your definition of a terrorist?

A terrorist is someone who carries an AK47, a bomb and kill people while shouting al alhu akbar.. that shout qualifies him as a terrorist... that's the widely accepted definition .take it or leave it.
All others are rebels... u even called them rebels sef. m23 rebels etc.

izaray:
A friend once told me dat, as you ignore useless comments, you save urself some energy to chat wit others!

Chai... na wa o.
people like you find it difficult to learn.
Anyway concerning the original comment, you need to pick up an English text book and read about "synonyms"... live and leave... being and been.... work and walk... know and no . they may sound the same but their meanings differ.
#my charity lecture no insults intended.

izaray:
You no in dating, u can easily work away, when u are too

pissed up in a r/ship, some girls and guys even see double dating as part of fun in a relationship...

If you catch ur guy cheating, u can easily pack ur pulse and live witout turning back

But in marriages, if u try anything as cheating, and you are been caught, u go see ur bag 4 ur father house direct!

I am sure queen Elizabeth will be so angry with you, for murdering her beloved language like this.
Next time stick with pidgin abeg to be on the safer side.. na naija we dey.

OldefDaniels:
Illiteracy is still a huge issue in Nigeria sha. A "supposed soldier" goes on air to CNN, the same CNN we saw interviewing bokoharam members, tells the world he buys his military uniforms himself, some wild animals say na President sell am or influence am, na wa.
D same CNN that said Ebola was ravaging Nigeria and gave a map that pointed another country as Nigeria, Some idiots say President.
A "Supposed Soldier" tells the world via CNN that BH is better equipped with sophisticated weapons than the Nigerian army, some nama wen dem suppose sell for Market forget that this same BH loot weapons from our military to fight.
My Question is, do these soldiers go to Aso Rock to buy uniforms directly from the presidency? If these same soldiers can go on air to report their institution to d world, why haven't they cried foul to d relevant authorities all this while but CNN?
CNN propagating the gospel of a better equipped BH than the NA, have they ever come out to condemn the USA and its western allies for refusing to sell the supposed "sophisticated arms" to Nigeria?
Wetin be their plan for Nigeria? If our Govt is bad like it truly is in our country, CNN should carry their mumu stories and go to hell, Illiterates should go get some brains to ask relevant questions, probe statements before blabbing.
Uniforms for NYSC sef dem no de buy, Soldiers are given uniforms at all relevant levels, if one misuses or looses out of carelessness and at the point has to buy doesn't mean they all buy. The west and their CNN should leave us alone with our wahala, FOOLS.

BROS U GET BRAIN DIE!! THIS COMMENT IS A RELIEVE I WAS almosg starting to weep for my nation's youth until I stumbled on your comment.
I remember during my service year some corpers wanted to do fine boy n girl and felt the khaki issued by nysc isnt neat enough, so they sow extras for themselves ... it will be a blatant lie for such corpers to claim they buy their own uniforms.
And it baffles me when our youths believe everything on this western media like they are brainless!
I cant vote for GEJ i feel he hasnt done enough... but that interview is utter rubbish!

philips70:
Go away with your deceptive comment aimed at deceiving gullible people who cannot find information for themselves but rely on your Nairaland propagandas. They don't have to go to the open market to buy the uniforms but pay from their salaries or pockets to acquire them from the authorities. I never knew that happens in the army but it's almost an open secret in the Nigeria police. YOU BUY YOUR UNIFORMS YOURSELVES. Reasons why you have many policemen with torn and worn out uniforms. Because in the military you must never be found with such uniforms even in your bedroom these guys will maybe have to compulsorily get them whenever they have to.

IS CNN AMERICA? OR YOU THINK IT'S NTA AND SOLD OUT AIT?

YES BRO.. CNN IS AMERICA.

When people talk about boko haram being more equipped than the Nigerian army..
I begin to ask myself does it mean boko haram have Jets, attack helicopters and hundreds of APCs? oh hell no!
You have more fire power doesnt mean you are better equipped. A soldier may be given 60 rounds of ammunition to fight while a terrorist has almost unlimited access to ammunition and can shoot as he wills, this terrorist will definitely have more fire power, that doesn't make him better equipped and this is the case in the north east.

By the way... Bleep CNN.

mencade4:
fox sporta bro

its not on dstv?.. chaii
after my 11k wey dem chop!

mencade4:
GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL

HUGS MUKINA2

abeg which station is showing the match?
its not on supersport na

Lol
Buhari doesn't need to be computer literate before he throws the likes of mimiko into jail
Unlike the daft GEJ who wants to fight corruption with computers.

Some people are so damn too religious!.
Lack of sexual satisfaction in marriage as a result of all these over spirituality is why some pastors engage in extra marital affairs... d spiritual woman will just lie there like a log of wood, no spice.
As for me n my wife when I get married, anything goes on our bed o.
And God will be so happy with me.
I can get mouth action from my wife one minute.. d next minute go and bind devil.. d devil sef go still fear anointing.

He has declared himself a citizen of Benin republic, so why is he still troubling himself with the affairs of Nigeria?
E no suppose concern am again na

Blackchampion:
And y am i not laughing?

Because your problems plenty gan

I do not care if Buhari never went to school
GEJ is a PhD holder, and to call him a failure is an understatement.
Let us try out the supposed illiterate.
What we want is a good leader, not an empty head with a PhD certificate.
#GEJ must go.

Two weeks and still waiting, its a marriage proposal sha.
I don't do dating

AriDsexy:
Feel free to go thru my post on NL...I don't insult people.

Ur post was shocking,d reason I quoted u.

Ur sister for crying out loud!

I insist u do not understand d male sexual biology....
most times our brain isn't involved in d initial arousal, it just comes naturally on sighting a woman's unclothedness.. it is after this happens that ur brain tells u.. guy she is ur sister or she is ur girlfriend.
If u do not listen to reason... ull commit incest before u know it.
That is d way we are wired by d creator.. there is nothing shocking*** about it.
its d same with every guy... if he 'll be sincere with you and not form righteous as most guys are doing here.
For a guy to say he saw ur unclothedness and because he is ur brother.. not a vein was moved in his body is a fat lie ma'am.. dat he didnt do anything doesnt mean nothing moved.

AriDsexy:
Are u kidding me??

I read so many comments here but had to quote u cos urs was shocking

Check urself into d nearest rehab....no offense pls.

No offence taken because your monicker says ure female so I guess U do not understand there is this biological trigger in every normal guy that get pulled by sight... don't listen to the guys forming robots here.
Any sight at all... d difference between a rapist and d guy dat looks away is self control.

BTW insulting people isn't in d character of cultured ladies.

I experienced this a few days ago.. I slept in d same room with my pretty sister, not even on d same bed o
I woke up midnight to go ease myself.. on putting on d light, there lay my sis.. face up, legs spread wide, with only her panties n bra covering her full unclothedness.
Thank God for the holy spirit o
because That sight ehn.. na die.
Most comments here are simply insincere.
some ain't meant to be taken for granted even if she is ur twin sister.
make all of una pack well joor.

dunkem21:
Hian, Abomination kwa.

I dey sleep naked sef with my sisters for same room. Sometimes, dey go tell me to go and shave .. with that their sharp mouth.

I dey help them unclip their bra, massage their shoulders and understand their monthly cycles.

It means nothing and doesn't move a vein.

Bros.. I dont believe the part that said.. Ull help unclip ur sister's bra.. see her pointing fresh breast and no vein will move in u? haba!!
U need a medical check up if dats true o.
As a real man some sights automatically aroused U. its d ability to exercise self control that matters. stop forming super human abeg

What is wrong with this nairaland mods na.. do they ever listen? or read people's comments?
What is dis crap doing on front page?
Nairaland front page has become so useless, now gone are d days people thank their ancestors because their comment or thread made front page.
Seun we need those days back!!

What is wrong with this nairaland mods na.. do they ever listen? or read people's comments?
What is dis crap doing on front page?

radiance26:
Eyah,no mind dem jare.But are the questions the same?

Its d same questions posted here.. maybe one or two differences sha

Philadelphia:
Guy I know you're frustrated, but do not pour it here. Abi dem beg you write the test abi dem force you write am?

Frustrated ke?.. far from it.
I'm just contributing comments to the thread ni.. nothin more.

After answering all 10 questions.. d idiots said I scored 11% even my saddist professors at OAU no fit set test questions for me make I score 11%
I dont even need dia slavery marketing job sef.