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guente02:
I Like number one quite much.
I was chatting with one girl like that. I actually liked her but she was dating my guy so i decided to be very basic with her and not always be available, bcoz b4 u know it she go see me finish.
Before that particular faithful day i had always led the chat and we could start chatting from 5pm up till say 2am. This is one thing my friend (ha guy) can't do (thats what she said). One day i felt like I'm doing another man's work and decided to go blank of which she got angry and all.
Like a fortnight later she wanted attention and i was like today i go dey do d responding. The babe went silent like 45mins and the next message from ha was that she cant. That shez never done it.
The relationship with her is currently sour.
I just dislike girls without content.

the story wey u tell bin dey sweet.. but I didnt quite understand the last 3 sentences that ended it

Evina:
I like this title. It is so refreshing to see a thread about females that doesn't have something about "Nigerian girls" as a title.

OP oya modify title sharpaly, cos truth is the above is peculiar to Nigerian girls.
Oyinbo babes dey toast guys, pay bills etc etc.

akinsadeez:
Chelsea fans.......How market?

Our dear mourinho want PSG.. and he got PSG, so market make sense die.

I took my own to the post office ni sharpaly.

fkaz:
So the equipment on the battle field are been use by un-trained army? That shows why military men abandon their armoury and run away anytime boko haram attack them, because they don't know how to use what they have in hand.
In my own opinion, i believe american knows nigeria has the men and equipment to crush boko haram, why not release some equipment to U.S for training so that it will be use effectively on battle field after training, instead of giving it to boko haram.

Dude whatever it is you are smoking, I advice you quit.. apparently it isnt good for your brain.

Why will I write a test simply to meet with executives?
Well.. it better not be

truvine:
that error affects almost everyone and the bank has apologize as regard that, so you can just disregard the name error and get your password ahead of the saturday test

Funny enough I cant even remember wat i applied for

My name is Abiola, but I was addressed as Moshood
Ive generated password
But why d wrong names na

Why do I find myself opening dis celebrity threads that makes front page lately sef?
dey view person leg, yansh, cloth.. something wey no concern me
mtcheew..
#bike.. biko get me outa here.

Post all the live updates here

Post all the live updates here

nnekamezor:
Yeah, definitely.... Its more of a sign of appreciation. It aint baad ni

appreciation for what o.. sey she go start to dey pay me salary because im her friend on facebook?

Perfume7:
I just got an invite from nestle for the Nutrition advisor 6 months contract job. Please who else got it

6 months contract!!..are u kidding me?
is dat a job??

GEJ will never show up for such a debate
BTW I cant recall ever seeing an incumbent president of this country.. showing up for a debate
And there is no way on God's green earth that GEJ will be the first to do such!

I just believe its a way the political tacticians of the APC are trying to get the sympathy/votes of the okada riders.. elections is approaching
U dont want ur party to be in anybody's bad book

I was from driving Isheri to Iyana Ipaja this morning, and I observed that commercial motor bikes were doing their business freely under the watchful eyes of law enforcement agents.
My uncle also took a bike from egbeda to Isheri when he was coming back from work last night.
Is the same thing happening in your area?

Bros u can lie o
U wey i see for lagos dis morning

nationwide1:
I don't think you love Nigeria more than I do. My traveling round Nigeria and meeting people from various parts of this country gives me more concern than you think you have. Every tribe irrespective of religion or language has lovely attributes from my experience. I'm not a politician or anybody’s fan. I try to be as objective as possible any day. You sound partisan by saying 'GEJ has no answer'. By saying 'GEJ is not concerned one bit' qualifies you as a political bigot. Do you know that insurgency is a form of guerrilla warfare? Meaning it's not a direct warfare. It's harder than a direct warfare. It's folks like you that shout human rights when military applies stern measures and shout incompetence when they soft pedal. Have you ever asked why Ihejirika was removed as COAS? You don't wish Nigeria better than I do? I don't play politics with my posts.

Well normally I woudnt accuse somebody I do not really know of political bigotry simply because of a post.. dats not respectful.. Normally nobody will read my quote with an unbiased mind and still accuse me of being a fan of insensitive human rights activists(I called them idiots.. maybe u didnt read dat part)
And Normally anybody that has been faced with the same question since 2011 like your dear GEJ has been faced with boko haram and almost 4 years on with no answer in sight is believed to be incapable of an answer
And normally a president who is busy campaigning for a second term in office while the territorial integrity of his nation is under serious threat and hundreds of his citizens are getting blown up on a daily basis is compared to Nero who was fiddling while Rome burned he is simply unconcerned.
Normally guerilla warfare is a hit and run game, the assailants don't wait for you to fight back talk less of claiming and occupying territory, in normal military terms what boko haram is doing currently in the north east is called an invasion
So I think Ur reasoning is the opposite of normal
U should work on it sir.

nationwide1:
I'm now beginning to believe very strongly that people are out to make this country ungovernable for Otuoke son. Obasanjo killed thousands of people in Zaki-Biam and Odi with properties worth billions of Naira destroyed when those people never did anything to threaten Nigeria's existence or sovereignty. Nobody mentioned human rights violation until date. But GEJ has been dragged to and fro in the name of human rights violation when Boko Haram is threatening the very sovereignty of Nigeria. Honestly, I now see why GEJ will once again get the sympathy of heaven and earth to win 2015 general election with land slide margin. I now understand the conspiracy.

Honestly my heart bleeds when I see this kind of reasoning.. do you know how many children have been orphaned.. women widowed, rendered homeless, countless lives lost?. And GEJ isnt even concerned one bit!!
Im not supporting the nonsense these human right activists are saying infact dey are idiots and enemies of nigeria
But for God's sake let us not put one man's ambition over the collective good of this nation.
It is crystal clear that GEJ has no answer to this insurgency!!. let us try new hands and brains! for the good of this Nation.. I beg u
This is coming from a heavy heart.

Dat SECOND picture.. I doubt if it was taken on O A U campus
Those buildings in d background.. I dont fink dose kinda structures exist on OAU campus, if im wrong tell me their names (every building on campus has a name) the NEPA poles at the background too? OAU doesnt have NEPA poles
I smell somfin
NB: I cant vote for GEJ not in dis world or in d world to come.
I just dont like d smell of what i fink im smelling in dat second picture(propaganda)

Engrcharlesid:
wich area do u live

Isheri olofin

artisticallyart:
[b][/b]Have ever thought of a teaching job? Think about it

Im in this exact situatiom o. .. and boss teaching job is also becoming difficult to get o
I ave applied in almost all the private schools on my street. their song is "we will get back to you".
Till now i avent heard anything from any of them.
Shame don dey catch me as i dey sleep dey wake up dey eat doing nothing.
I now dread every monday morning.

nlMediator:
Ok.

So, you only do what the apostles did the same way they do? Do you clap your hands when singing in church? Do you dance? Do you use musical instruments in church or elsewhere?

At dis point.. i must ask what are u saying?

nlMediator:
That's an ignorant and incorrect answer. Oyinbo preachers have been pleading and continue to plead the blood of Jesus. Attributing it to Africa is groundless.

Alrite... Im sorry
But the bottom line is.. no Apostle ever used it .

No apostle ever used the blood of Jesus to do battle...they only used his name and his word: his blood is for our redemption.
The question should have been, who turned the blood of Jesus to a weapon?
And correct answer will be: African Prayer warriors/Apostles/pastors.

madmadu:
d devil dey use handfan blow dey....

so u dey try talk say na devil use hand fan blow me today?

I have observed for a long time that people sleep in church mostly during sermons
why?
cc: Lalasticlala

ravensckar:
Of d greatest NABOS! In case u don't remember, ds is Hon AJY d once upon a time leader of progressive group botany department O.A.U Ile-ife.


Been a while Bro! Glad to know that u'r an aspiring educationist.

greatest NABOS.. i graduated early 2013... so sorry i avent heard /maybe i cant remember hon. AJY or progressive group in dat departmnt... all d same im glad to identify with u.
But sorry to dissapoint U.. im not an aspiring educationist o... far from it... im only looking for somfin to keep me busy until i get a job. *wink*.
oh now I see your face!!... just checkd ur profile.
I kno u very well.. u na boss *two hands up*

otega88:
Meaning you are not going? No mid term break due to the ebola delay in resumption.

So I went.. saw d principal a very calm and hospitable person (first impression) He asked what my qualification is.. I told him I ave a bsc botany, he said 'you cant handle ss3 chemistry with that qualification'.. i thought in my head after 2years of university chemistry in the dreaded white house of the Obafemi Awolowo University ile ife.. I still wont be able to teach ss3? It is well
He promised to call me for an interview and micro teaching at a later date.
end of meeting.
thank you Otega88.

otega88:
Meaning you are not going? No mid term break due to the ebola delay in resumption.

on my way right away

otega88:
No, not all the topics hence the use of 'or'. Just pick one topic from each class and prepare if you really need the job. (The students are sound to some extent in chemistry).
About not having a text book...I am assuming you are using the internet to comment on NL. Just a friendly advice though, you know your brain and how good you are. *smiles*

Thanks google is my friend... but i fink diaris midterm break tday?