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Politics › Re: How Yahaya Bello's Confidence Is Driving Huge Delegate Support by Hanz1: 7:19am On Jun 07, 2022

Yawa bellow aka the salary debtor of Kogi grin

Phones › Re: This Power Bank Come Be 85K (pic) by Hanz1: 10:42am On Jun 04, 2022

2saviourfriday9:
am not the one that brought it, can't u read what am written

Ok. Abeg no vex o

Phones › Re: This Power Bank Come Be 85K (pic) by Hanz1: 9:24am On Jun 04, 2022

2saviourfriday9:
My cousin talk say him buy this power bank at 85K, he brought it today at plaza

(new age)
(10500MAH)

Ur joking right? I bought its 33000MAH model for 20k two days ago

Politics › Re: Oyegun: Only One Aspirant Rejected Consensus Except He Is The Candidate by Hanz1: 9:00am On Jun 04, 2022

LibertyRep:
It's simple then.
Pick a consensus from the aspirants that had keyed into it, then let the annointed candidate slug it out with the ONLY candidate that refused the consensus option.

Does that not make the job easier with less of bad blood?

As good as it may sound, that's still a permutated consensus. I know Tinubu is smart enough to reject that

Romance › Re: Can A Woman Be Too Tight? by Hanz1: 9:55am On Jun 03, 2022

Cousin9999:
This only seems to be an issue with Asian women.

Not true. Black women are actually the tightest, followed by Asians and whites have the widest. Don't ask how I know

Crime › Re: 2 Policemen Shot Dead At Royal Mass Workshop, Ogrute, Enugu (Graphic Pix, Video) by Hanz1: 7:20am On Jun 03, 2022

Six30:
You can be the angel to he person

No bruh. She is looking for angels but unfonsunately I'm not an angel

Crime › Re: 2 Policemen Shot Dead At Royal Mass Workshop, Ogrute, Enugu (Graphic Pix, Video) by Hanz1: 12:15am On Jun 03, 2022

Howtoday:
My you be the angel that save my life this evening as I am already depressed due to unbearable situation. I strongly believe there are angels here who can help my life...

Which Angel?

Romance › Re: The True Origin Of Humans. by Hanz1: 3:52pm On May 29, 2022

Who was there when all this things happened? Can I get the CCTV evidence? grin

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Health › Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by Hanz1: 6:38am On May 29, 2022

Marley125:
abeg don't try it garic is too strong for you to advice someone to drink a whole cup how many cloves will be inside that one cup wawoo

Sorry na plantain smoothie I wan write the. I dey sleep when I dey type that thing. Help me change am to plantain smoothie 4 ur mention abeg.

Health › Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by Hanz1: 9:07pm On May 28, 2022*

Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.

Drink one cup of plantain smoothie every night b4 u sleep. After that, massage it for like 5 minutes. Thank me later

Education › Re: What Books Can I Read To Become The Most Learned Man On Earth? by Hanz1: 12:19pm On May 27, 2022*

7thgeneration:
Hello everyone. Please I want to know what books to read, and what to look out for in my journey to becoming the most learned man on the planet. I don't care about the demerits I just want to satisfy my curious mind before I become manure for plants' life.

And most importantly I would love to invent a few things too that would probably help humans too. Is all in my head I can't say that here though, till maturation.

I wish this could get to the front page for better contribution. Pls, mods I beseech thee to push it to the front page, thank you.

Unfortunately, you can't be the most learned man on earth. Nobody can - because the word "most" is relative and subject to biases - it's not objective.
So, as you journey to be the "most learned man on earth" - when you think you've earned it, then someone calls you "one of the most learned men in my state" wink

and you feel disrespected.
No mate, it's because nobody truly owns the words "most" and "best".
You know why we still compare Einstein and Newton in 2022?
Because not everyone believes Newton was smarter. To some, it's Einstein...
What about Gauss and Euler? Some believe Euler was a better Math brain.
What about Wole Soyinka and the late Chinua Achebe? I'm sure you have your preference.
And Messi and Ronaldo?
Never ending debates ...
The key takeaway is that the words "most" and "best" will never be objective.
So I'm sorry but you most likely won't become the "most learned man on earth". But that shouldn't discourage you from being the best that YOU can be. Strive for achievable excellence and not vague desires.
Good luck on your journey toe be the "most learned man on earth".
Folake... Bring me my lighter...

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Politics › Re: Police Arrest Ibadan-based Broadcaster, Oriyomi Hamzat by Hanz1: 12:07am On May 27, 2022

Mickykarim:
THIS SHOULD OR MIGHT SERVE AS DETERRENT AGAINST OBSTRUCTION OF LEGITIMATE STATUTORY LEGAL INVESTIGATION AND COURSE OF JUSTICE. ESPECIALLY WITH A COURT RULING OR INJUNCTION FOR RESTRAIN ON THE SUBJECT MATTER.

THESE UNTRAINED AGENTS OF MISINFORMATION DISINFROMATION AND BIASED MALAISE INFORMATION DISSEMINATION NEEDS TO BE CAUTIONED FOR RECKLESS INFORMATION ACTIVITIES ALL IN THE NAME AND GUISE OF MISPLACED INTERNET SOCIAL MEDIA ACTIVITIES.

For some of us who do not share the social media menace and the platform it offers nuisances who parades themselves as journalists should begin to heave sighs of relief.

The IDIOT with street urchin personality, a quack who claims to be a journalist and a fake one for that matter goes about with PREJUDICED reportage on ongoing judicial matters that are still in court and despite a court INJUNCTION.

HE IS KNOWN TO OFFER BOTH OPINION AND PASS JUDGEMENT ON JUDICAL MATTERS BEFORE THE COURTS.

The case in purview has been exposed and declared to be CONTRADICTED by the release of AUTOPSY report on it and made public in the court.

THESE IDLE BUSY-BODY NOSEY INTERLOPERS WHO ADORNS THE SOCIAL MEDIA SPACE WITH FOUL MENTALITY GEOS ABOUT AS BLOGGERS AND OR INTERNET JOURNALISTS HAVE CONSTITUTED THEMSELVES INTO NAUSEATING IRRITANT. THEY DEFAME ANYONE AND ANYBODY WITH LIBELOUS AND NONSENSICAL RENDITIONS IN GUISE OF NEWS AND INVESTIGATION.

Prof. Wole Soyinka once had a name or label for the egregious obnoxious bunch. Permanent Internet Resident Idiots, in my own words and they truly are.

IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT THE LAW TAKES CARE OF THE FOUL SENSES THAT GOES ABOUT DESTROYING AND MALIGNING PEOPLE AND CONSTITUTE THEMSELVES INTO THE LAW.

The impunity with which these bunch of obnoxious notoriety conducts themselves should be CONTAINED and it is my hope that this is the starting point to cleansing the daily abuses heaped on our sanity.

Who owns this werey?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is A Nigerian Salary Earner Of 500k Per Month Considered Rich? by Hanz1: 12:37pm On May 26, 2022

ObosiUkwalla:
So I was arguing with a friend who stays in the states and he keeps saying I am a rich guy.

Current salary is about 512k per month (take home), and has an annual increment of 15% of your take home. This is aside perks of perdiem anytime I travel outside work base (15k per night).

Anytime he wants me to have minor something done in NG on his bahalf, he expects me to use my money and whenever I ask, he tells me not to complain that I am rich (he knows what I earn), I don't have a problem doing those things for him.

I don't see myself rich and pls guys, what can someone earn in Nigeria to be termed rich. Your opinions will count alot as I still find it hard getting the usual daily stuffs we all use.
I am not married and do not have responsibilities. My mom is a retired govt worker and other siblings are all working.

Cc: seun mynd44 pls help us for more audience and opinions

Stop telling people your salary. The more people u tell, the more mouths you have to feed... My two cents

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Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello's Manifestoes Comes First In 12 Presidential Aspirants - Channels by Hanz1: 11:48am On May 26, 2022

If u vote Wahala Bello. Na ur fault b dat grin

Politics › Re: Blasphemy: Arrest Pastor Akintaro Joshua Ojo Now – MURIC by Hanz1: 11:41am On May 23, 2022

Go arrest am na?
You think Yoruba Muslims are animals like alumanjiri?

Properties › Re: This Is Why Ive Been Avoiding A Shared Apartment. How Can I Handle This? by Hanz1: 4:52pm On May 19, 2022

Channah1:
You know if I call her to order now, the next thing she'll remind me to go and rent a single room if I can't stay in a shared one. And how she's also paying for her space.

Can she stay with a guy? If yes, I wld like us to switch apartments. You move over to mine and I move over with her. I don't mind staying with her. But ask her first cool

Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Many Travellers On Abuja-Kaduna Expressway by Hanz1: 6:49am On May 18, 2022

Joeyzinho:
The train kidnappers are yet to release their captives and these ones are kidnapping more.

Who will pay the Ransom?! The spate of violence by herdsmen and others in this country is worrisome..

Nigeria is degenerating to a failed state,whereas we have a government in office.

Nigeria is degenerating to a failed state or has degenerated to a failed state?
Aren't the happenings in Nigeria some of the worst peculiarities of a failed state?

Romance › Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by Hanz1: 10:44am On May 17, 2022

tensazangetsu20:
There's a lot of Nigerian men who don't want children. They are called anti natalist. You just havent met them yet but they exist.

I'm one but I only decided to dedicate my life to science rather than mum and dad things

Romance › Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by Hanz1: 10:40am On May 17, 2022

Poswahala:
Guys I genuinely need some advice
Because of the state of my mental health I have decided never to get married or have kids.

I suffer from intense depression and anxiety and other mental health problems. I'm unsure of my own future talk more of a child.

I do love being in relationships but I do that only for companionship and sex.

I don't know if I will regret my decision. The guys I have dated have been cool with my no marriage proposal but I don't think any Nigerian man will not want kids.

I'm thinking of moving to another country, buy a house, take care of my community and neighbors then when I'm old, I will move to a retirement home.

If I change my mind I can adopt a child, am not against adoption as I am with marriage, it depends on if my mental health improves.

The problem I have is that will I be lonely without a child, like I said I'm not into marriage despite being a woman trained in traditional home, it's not that I hate it or anything, it's not just for me. I will be unhappy being married.

But the child thing is bothering me, I always wanted a child, but i don't want my mental health to prevent me from loving and caring for the child.

Please advise.

You have a mental issue. What is it and do you mind sharing it?

Education › Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by Hanz1: 7:02am On May 16, 2022

NotoriousBiggyS:
Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section

Nairaland mod are Muslims

Fvck them including Seun the silent hypocrite muslim

Politics › Re: We Have Left Everything To God - Deborah Yakubu's Parents by Hanz1: 11:22pm On May 15, 2022

See how those northern animals murdered someone's daughter because of one Muhammad, a bastard child molester. And we say Nigeria is one?

Seun, lalasticlala, and other mods, you are fools if you don't ban me...

Nairaland General › Re: My Lips Are Too Big, Any Solution? by Hanz1: 4:56pm On Jun 01, 2021

Mrmacc:
I av a big lips and i av been shamed many times for it,it's beginning to affect my self esteem and I'm not comfortable with it.
Is there any way to reduce the size ..

Babes no be problem oo as baba get small raba

As humans, we have a biased tendency to critique ourselves unnecessarily. Probably you could post your pics and let's see.

Programming › Re: Thinking Of Dropping Out Of College To Focus On Programming by Hanz1: 10:20pm On May 27, 2021

Discord:
Hi Nairalanders, kindly need your advice, please.

I am currently in my second year studying a five years course in a federal university, I have no interest in what
I am studying, I got good grades tho. Just doing it because that is what my parents want me to do. I have no passion for it,
oftentimes I feel I am just wasting my time in school.

I love programming and would love to drop out of uni to focus on it and give my all to it. Seeing a lot of graduates
living from hand to mouth, struggling to earn a living is truly not encouraging.

My friend, that's a foolish thing you are about to do. But thank your stars that you asked for advice.

Without a degree, I can assure you that you have less than 5% chance of getting good jobs as a programmer. So don't even try it...

I'm a programmer myself and I'm being real with you.

I think you are new to programming, so you are engrossed with the stories of the Zuckerberg and Larry Ellisons of this world who dropped out of college to build the next big thing.

My friend, you are in a dream land, 99.99% of programmers don't have those stories - especially in Nigeria. So pinch yourself and get out dream of your dream now before you start racking up D's in your courses.

That degree you want to abandon is actually what you'll need to get a good job even in programming - it doesn't matter wether it's Economics or botany. If you have a degree and you are good in programming, trust me, you will get a good programming job.

But if you don't have a degree, after facing so many job rejections, you will probably end up as a web designer making N10k on Wordpress site - and that's even if you are a very outgoing person and you can find clients.

So, please don't make a mistake you will eventually blame yourself for.

Programming › Re: Thinking Of Dropping Out Of College To Focus On Programming by Hanz1: 10:16pm On May 27, 2021

Discord:
Hi Nairalanders, kindly need your advice, please.

I am currently in my second year studying a five years course in a federal university, I have no interest in what
I am studying, I got good grades tho. Just doing it because that is what my parents want me to do. I have no passion for it,
oftentimes I feel I am just wasting my time in school.

I love programming and would love to drop out of uni to focus on it and give my all to it. Seeing a lot of graduates
living from hand to mouth, struggling to earn a living is truly not encouraging.

My friend, that's a foolish thing you are about to do. But thank your stars that you asked for advice.

Without a degree, I can assure you that you have less than 5% chance of getting good jobs as a programmer. So don't even try it...

I'm a programmer myself and I'm being real with you.

I think you are new to programming, so you are engrossed with the stories of the Zuckerberg and Larry Ellisons of this world who dropped out of college to build the next big thing.

My friend, you are in a dream land, 99.99% of programmers won't have that stories. So pinch yourself and get out dream of your dream now before you start racking up D's in your courses.

That degree you want to abandon is actually what you'll need to get a good job even in programming - it doesn't matter wether it's Economics or botany. If you have a degree and you are good in programming, trust me, you will get a good programming job.

But if you don't have a degree, you will blame yourself for your decision...

Phones › Re: Facebook Is Monitoring Me by Hanz1: 4:48pm On Apr 24, 2021

Miracood2:
I saw a girl in the market Two days ago and yesterday fb brought her as "people u may know"

I was like wtf is going on here

Geotargetting. You likely 've given FB app access to track ur location using GPS in d past. They do request it.

And note that this is even different from tracking u using your IP.

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Education › Re: Pictures Of University Of Cape Coast, Ghana. by Hanz1: 6:24pm On Apr 20, 2021

deeptechcool:
UI an abbattoir to this? You must be living in a hole.
For how long have you been incarcerated,Mr Methuselah?

He prob. has never been to UI self? grin

I won't want to compare though.

1st: Any school can look beautiful in pictures. It most likely won't look that good in reality.

2nd: I haven't bn to d above school.

That being said, I came to UI today & I can say that UI has one of the best green environments 4 any University anywhere.

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Romance › Re: The Ugly Side Of Being An Extremely Beautiful Lady (true Life Experience) by Hanz1: 7:58am On Apr 16, 2021*

Rozcol:
Part of the insecurities they face from their partner which often leads to emotional violence and sometimes physical

Try being extremely ugly 4 one day & u'll appreciate being beautiful.

Ugly people have life far worse.

Imagine...

1. Walking down a street and people staring at u, laughing at u & calling u worwor?

2. Ur neighbor's one year old daughter allows everyone else to carry her - but whenever its ur turn, she freaks out and starts crying as if she's about to be grabbed by a chimpanzee?

3. Beeing in d uni for 4 years and never had a guy try and woo u (even an ugly guy o). And u hear ur room mate tellin

g u how she turned down a cute guy coz he didn't have a car. �

Would you rather prefer to.deal with that every single day of ur life?

My sister appreciate what u gat, life no balance o. Ugly people have stories...

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Politics › Re: Ebube-Agu: The Moment South-East Governors Announced Security Network (Video) by Hanz1: 2:25pm On Apr 12, 2021

Khayceeofficial:
Please anyone ever encountered Google ads saying ''correct card info or try a new one"..?

Please if yes,help out with guidelines on how to clear such error cos I've tried my Visa n Mastercard no way

Abeg, anybody

Politics › Re: Amotekun Arrests Two Kidnappers, Rescues Three Travellers In Ondo by Hanz1: 3:25pm On Apr 05, 2021

Collins3985:
Hi guys.. happy Easter.

Trust we are all having a good time this festive period.

I really need assistance on the above subject.
At he moment I have an agency banking outlet (POS). However, I intend starting up a dispatch firm but I don’t have an idea of how it’s work.
So I will really appreciate if I get more information and assistant on that. Also am willing to pay but only if the idea(s) are reasonable. Thanks

Good...

Family › Re: How Do I Stop My Relatives From Disturbing Me? by Hanz1: 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2021

Ebuka78:
A river that forgets it source will surely runs dry. You have to help your mum, God gave you that job to support your family.

If it were your girlfriend, you would help her without thinking twice.

You can divide your salary into half, and give your sister to start a Saloon business/ become a hair stylist.

The next salary, you divide it and assist your brothers or brother to open a trade.

In 3 months time, there wouldn't be pressure on you to help the family. It is not good for one person to be rich in a family, let the rich one help others to get rich.

You should send 50% of your last month salary to sustain your mum.

You don't know what she passed through before birthing you. She would never tell you.

Switch of your cell phone and regret it for life.

Send her half of your salary for her health and remain blessed for life.

Nairalanders, I don't need your likes and shares. Just read and pass.

God bless you...

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Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka To Amotekun Operatives: Ogun Will Strike If You Abuse Your Uniform by Hanz1: 8:17am On Apr 02, 2021

younglleo:
Make i drop my aza boss? Hunger wan kee me

I no dey do giveaway

Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka To Amotekun Operatives: Ogun Will Strike If You Abuse Your Uniform by Hanz1: 8:09am On Apr 02, 2021

younglleo:
Na 1k go help me now,
Who dey do giveaway

I no dey do giveaway

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