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How do you employ security in Nigeria, pay them in naira?

You will be circulating more currency in Nigeria you claimed that you are fighting.
You are giving people job in Nigeria.

Ok where did you get the naira from and how do you keep getting it to pay them?

I 've never seen such a dumb leader in my entire life

To me, the only problem we have is "IGNORANCE".

Ignorance is the problem to me because. The world is already heaven.
I don't know how to explain this so that people will understand, but let me try.

Imagine if you were born knowing everything you know today from birth (being without ignorance). Do you think you can get poor?, Same goes to everyone.
Same goes to countries, the more enlightened a countries attend, that will determine their level of development. Also to every individual.

Having said that.
I hope you understands what i want you to understand.

Now final stage: ignorance is the reason you see arguments today, ignorance is the reason why you see fight today, ignorance is the reason why you see failure today, ignorance is the reason why you see terrorism today, banditry. E.t.c.

If you want to solve 80% of your problems. Any problem at all. Try and attain very high level of intelligence/being enlightened, if you could. You will be free from problems.

Personally i swear i don't have or see any problem since very long time ago. Just because i have the solution before any problem comes.

Mr President, we are with you ( patriotic Nigerians)

I'm trying to still figure out who else can handle this country just exactly like him or more better than him.

This is exactly what Nigerians need to figure out at this point in time, and not all these distraction i'm seeing everywhere.

I swear Buhari is a father, leader and God sent to me. Politics and jokes apart.
I can't appreciate him enough.
I hope you don't mind if i express myself. I don't mean to offend anyone.

Permit them to attach Nigeria not only showing us pictures.

In as much as we believe that U.S is very clean when it comes to dealing with other countries.

But U.S must check some of her citizens who have started carrying our problems on their head abandoning their own problems.

When Nigeria's court froze people's account, the honourable thing any one will do is to approach court instead of approaching some U.S citizen who will now write on their behalf threatening our president.

I can't remember any where a Nigerian has ever threatened U.S president in such a manner.

That we respect U.S doesn't mean we are all scared of them. We will all die once in our life time including them.

These people are theirselves and we are ourselves so please mind your business. If you want to mind our business please go to court and challenge whatsoever you want to challenge.

When British needed slaves they came here, when they needed palm oil to oil their machines and equipments they came here.

Note: they were not coming genuinely, but with cheat and intimidations, many of our great leaders died, some committed suicide, some ran exile because of them. To crown it all

Those things are not still enough to them. Presently they are looking at our future benefit so as to still come and cause havoc and also take the benefit from us.

Look we are not animals. We are human like you British. Please leave us alone!

Let for me, you must kill everyone here before you can have this land. We are one you can't kill some and leave others.

Till now no question. I'm available now!

Jashub:
Let us start

Which came first : the chicken or the egg?

Both. Lol

I'm a man who strongly know that he is well gifted with great wisdom. I'm not boasting but just describing what i know about myself.

But please Nairalanders test and confirm my level of being very wise by bringing up serious issues here to me for solutions.

I'm at work now but i will answer questions when i come online. I need strong issues that requires solution, imagining if i find myself in such situation. How will i solve or resolve it. Thank you

kazyhm:
Your mind is playing you.....and if you did not conquer self.........it would end in shameful disappointment

My brother that is the truth. The husband respects me a lot. Some women are problem in compound. If i fall into this it will end in shame

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
It looks like your Apartment is the face me i slap you kind of Apartment ....
Such thing is expected

Is that the only compound you have neighbor's?

Nazgul:
Keep a straight face and tell her you don't have whatever it is she came to ask/beg for. Repeat this process more than three times and she'll get the message and stop coming.

o yea............ Thank you

I'm a very quiet person, and i always approach everyone gently.

I think one of my neighbor's wife has mistaken this approach for romance hence she has taken everything to another length.

Please how do i stop her from frequent knocking at my door, from begging for petty things, from always telling me that her husband is not around e.t.c.

Even if she has not pronounced to me what she wants, but i'm now so uncomfortable with all these but i don't know how to stop her.

I'm surprised how people claim to have found the one they truly love almost every week and in every Street.

God bear me witness, since i was born i have only 2 people i can say i truly love and i strongly believe that they love me the same way i love them.

Now since both of them are now married, i just quickly decided to respect myself until maybe i will find another one or i will just forget about marriage.

So i don't know how people almost find love every week.

To me this is how to find love.
1. Someone you have known for very long time.
2. Someone who likes showing interest in everything about you.
3. Someone who almost can't keep his/her eyes from looking at you.
4. And someone you understand, and can almost predict what and how she will re-act to everything that concerns you. Good or bad.

Macrofrancis:
It is not true with all.

Yes not all but majority.

rossniti:
It's not the reason. It's more about lack of formal business training, which engenders the feeling that whatever needs to be professionally delegated to competent hand is 'not really that difficult', and can be handled by the owner. It's basically just underestimating the complexity and heaviness of the task at hand. After a while - sometimes a few years - of doing this, many business owners smell the coffee, and take on additional staff.

From my observations, Nigerian business owners has not realized how this, is affecting the entire business. I have 3 friends facing this problem now.

One of them asked me to manage the business for him and we share the profit 80/20%. I refused because i know he can't take his eyes off the business "he will like the whole world to know that I'm now his new boy". Instead of business partners

If a South African know that there is someone who can manage a business or anything more than him.
He gives it to the people, negotiates with the person. Both of them enjoys the benefit.

But even if a Nigerian know that he can't do a thing right, he 'll rather let that thing perish with him than give it out.
I wrote this because i was trying to know why Nigerians choose to behave that way. But i found out that the problem is "ego" they just want to stay on top of any shit just to answer "oga".

This is not time for threat. They should ban it today.

You are a kid if you keep thinking this way. We still have our land intact to plan ahead.

Our economy is the fastest growing economy in Africa. And you are here talking about building. I hope you will still be here in the next 50 years.

Lia Mohammed said it.

These are the people who wants to sanction the giant of Africa. Nigeria my country. Their criminal tendency will soon be exposed to the world.

I hope this your statement is not a suggestion to stoping the Forensic audit?

You guys should stop encouraging all these rubbish. This is not what we are talking about

humilitypays:
Nigerian women's crave for money and material things are the reason most Nigerian politicians and public office holders loot public funds to buy them expensive cars, sponsor them on expensive vacations abroad, etc.


Take a look at Nollywood actresses, female OAPs and so called beauty pageant queens, you will know why Nigerian government budgets 1trillion in a year for national developmental projects and only around 10billion is spent constructing substandard roads in their few chosen and preferred locations

Op do you know the reason? I'm the one who understands you.

1. Every man was born, nurtured by a woman/women. Sincerely speaking this privilege of raising all men that women have has given them the opportunity of understanding men completely from birth to adulthood.

It's like growing up with computer, or growing up with foot ball, the person will be expert in what he or she grew up with hence women know/understands almost all men more than they know there selves.

Now coming to your point, you can manipulate computer at will if you are expert in computer. That is exactly what women are doing to men right from time immemorial. Else men are supposed to discard many useless cultures but they can't because women are not in support of them.

Else why should i keep a woman at home and carry all her burden? Maybe she gives me only sex in return and controls everything about me, and my properties equally belongs to her.

Why should i indirectly continue having sex with only one woman when we have millions of women?

Why will a man marry even when he is still managing in one room, just to please jobless and ageing women? "I wonder how they will fart, release excess gas in their system" when the other person is always their in the same room. God forbid

Many, many useless cultures we keep just to please them women

ContentedK:
Absolutely rubbish and utter garbage.. you’re just deluded, one significant reason why one should be a proud Nigerian?, no dividend of democracy, no respect for human lifes and this’s the rubbish you could come up with. People should start thinking with their brains and not their shiithole... nonsense

Nigeria is not supposed to be kind to unreasonable people.

johnhood:
Nice piece but Nigeria is not the problem but life in general.

The truth is, if there is life things will always get better.
Life 30years back and today are not the same. So next 10years won't be the same with today.

Nigeria is one among the sweetest country any one should dream of.

I swear to God, i'm not joking. It is only a blind person that will not see this.
We have our land intact after everything external forces has done to take this beautiful land from us. Ask South Africa

We are still together as a nation after everything internal enemy and external enemies has done.

Isn't Nigerians too much?
Please if you are not grateful to God for all these. Personally I'm, i will, and still will remain grateful to God being a Nigerian!

I'm not even talking about our various delicacies, different food from different tribes in 740 local governments that no Nigerian will completely have tasted all till we leave this earth.

What about our women?
We have every colour internally, we have the Fulani's that looks like white, we have very dark tribes that looks like the Sudanese.
What else will someone need in a nation that is not in Nigeria?

To the extent that evenif you need mad people Nigeria will give you more than enough.
If you need agitators Nigeria have them, if you need people who will help you disgrace Nigeria abroad we still have more than enough of them.

Please let's enjoy our beautiful land in peace.

I am Ikwere but i want to marry Fulani.

ajani68:
Use WhatsApp call.

hmmmmmm, good please how does it work? Is it clear e.t.c

Nairalanders, please teach/direct me to where or the process to making very cheap international call.

I need to make international call and i'm supposed to talk longer for clearer understanding but i have only N2,000 to do that. Please someone with any idea help.