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na to begin dey find visa go there.... as a black man with huge p**nis, Dem go rush me

Tafsir......

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EconomistXplain:
they are very easy to catch and the menace stopped...

how..?

keep loading buses full of armed security men, example army, who are also fortified with jazz...inside that vehicle, three drones will b in it nd all the 12 army men will b fully armed, corked nd ready to shoot...

they shld always patron that route disguised as personger vehicle, without siren or any left off..wen they are stopped some day..they shld immediately open fire at once ..all of the army men at once...nd if the bandits run into the bush...two of the armies will set out the drones above them using it as trackers and continue to pursue them into the bush till they are caught..but never let to reach the barracks...

they shld b killed after painful torture like pouring very very boiled hot oil into their opened eyes ball to giv more info...

if this happens more than 10 x acctoss all federal roads..the bandit themselves will start being scared of buses,not knowing which is secury and wi h is personger..
simple!!!

this is a nice suggestion.. but I don't think the govt will tally that line

Dougad:
This nonsense started from the core North, is spreading to the middle belt. The people in the South need to be extra careful.

they know we east don't tolerate rubbish... haba I don't know of the southerners

ppogba:
Just like Ekpa the prophet.

na mumu u beoo. stop being intoxicated with Igbo news...face you horseshit areas.
umu bunch of misplaced priorities

NwaAmaikpe:





Time really does fly, it still feels like yesterday when NwaAmaikpe almost sprained his neck while staring into Jay Jay's wife, Nkechi's silver convertible Mercedes Benz S coupe as she drove along Ogui road in Enugu.

It might surprise you to know that it was not even remotely because of my fetish for other men's wives or because I was interested in finding out if she had any underwear on, but simply because we had been told that she gave birth to a white baby for Jay Jay, and this very girl who was barely 7months old, was in the car with her that day.

It's been many years now; one fact has changed, I won't be considered a pervert for picking any interest in her now; but one fact still remains the same, what fake news can not do, does not exist.

the Oracle has spoken

uptownemmygee:
Chai Make I sugarmummy one of them nah

their women Sabi wash their pant or bra... even clean their vagina? haba you suppose to know levels na....

[quote author=abutujj post=127828251][/quote]you said our relationship progressed positively in that direction ✌️✌️ did he bleep you or not? I want to check something

NwaAmaikpe:






Walahi, odogwu a búró guy name.

Anyone who knows Yul upclose knows he is an akpa akönuche.
I realized this firsthand when he facelifted his old Lexus GX470 rather than buy a new car, he further displayed his wealth of wisdom when he went for a well-weathered, fairly-used wife with an experience of failed relationships rather than go for Rudeboy's chewing gum undergraduate type.

He has said nothing but the truth.
We only do things for clout.

How can you see Mohbad as a victim but call Yul a villain?
Yul who was unjustly demonized just because he did not want his new son hidden away.

You people did not see anything wrong in a married woman who is not in showbiz hanging around showbiz circles, going for shows and awards without her husband and even getting endorsements.
We all enjoyed the cancelling of Yul and rejoiced when his wife claimed ownership of his house in Lagos.

We did not hesitate to accuse Yul and his new woman of killing his own son.

Where is our heart?
If it is in our chests, then why does it only beat for clout?

We should not wait till someone is dead to remember to show love.

What Mohbad allegedly experienced in the hands of his oppressors is no where close to what Yul experiences daily in our hands.
But people will rather wait till someone passes to show love, share photos, make chats public and hunt for clout.

Look at yourself in the mirror and say, it is not fair. With that said, I'd ever respect Yul, for standing up to the hate.

odogwu nwannem, always hitting your opposition unexpectedly with dangerous ammunition

Forumites:
It’s time to use only Fulani players so they can make Nigeria proud. All other tribes should step down for them.

you mean them Ahmed Musa or babayaro... ? well I support your claims a little. the northerners are clinical and faster in action than the southern players

the present super eagles are not disciplined in the field. easily tired and aren't tactical. just see the way man city are playing.... I really enjoyed their style of play

motayoayinde:
A good start.
The end will be worse.
Insha Allah

does Allah answer evil prayers

motayoayinde:
😂
Very useless military.
Killing everything in sight except the enemy.
😆

but at least more than 22000 Palestinians people already are dead.
you Muslims must know this.......you can't achieve your aim through violence. imagine when Israel was trying to draft a peace accord with arabia. they want to give your territory back, but you GAZANS destroyed the plan. this is 21 at century. is not like when Mohammed exist, he successfully went to war with everyone.

today if he exist, he won't dare such cos the European will colonise him and dealt with him. remember king Jaja of opobo

Jogs1900:
Fake drugs, fake wine, fake drinks producers are killers..They are supposed to die by hanging..Looking at it, these are the reasons investors are leaving the country.
God go punish all these fake products producers laslas

e pain this idiot Wella. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Morenikeji090:
Dey play... I can never in my life marry Igbo lady

No marry them na.... na only you dey.... ?
we know how your women energy look like.......

enemyofprogress:
Igbos loving and enjoying Yoruba pricks since 5AD. She come born for our brother very ugly children, boat mails and femails

why we Igbo guys detest smelly Yoruba pussies. for shifting in poos. your women can argue and disgusting in character. VERY JEALOUS at any improvement dirty, even in mensis and normal hygiene.
we ibo men really detest you people

that's why Igbo guys don't value or marry Yoruba women..
we know them and their energy. I'm ibo... is very rare seeing ibo men with Yoruba ladies... but very common vice versa.

so is your analysis u go chop

I don't know why we NIGERIANS like awoof chop... air peace don't mind them.. ndi complainant

hopexter:
That was what you said about Tinubu. Chiojioke, hating other tribes will bring more hatred to yours. Use your head.

that's why we're still at the backyard of modern development....
so without igbos, can't a good leaders emanate from your region?

taiwotimitt:
Obi is now where to be found now. Planning is key in politics

is not obi issue, na you yorubas will go and vote rufai not minding who and what he is....

if you like don't say the truth as it is....

haveMONEY:
Igbos always weds Igbos

so make we marry yolobass.... ehh? una go yab us, insult us still want marry other tribes ..
mbanu... e no go work

ZekeYeager:
The irony is that virtually all of the palliative funds were sourced from oil money earned from the natural wealth of Christian States in the Niger Delta.

I can imagine that now they got away with their MOOslim MOOslim ticket, they will probably try to reenact the same thing at the Federal level.

This whole issue is in the hands of Christians. When they're tired of putting up with these childish antics of the children of illiteracy, poverty, wretchedness and perennial underachievement, they will put an end to it.

abeg don't blame Muslims for that, blame the yorubas... pls

Hotfreezing:
Baba, the madness in the South East is not a threat to the stability of nearby Asaba not to talk about threat to National stability.
The last time you people tried to do rubbish in Asaba, you remember how they treated you. They chased you to the banks of the River Niger and were killing you there. This was last year and the pictures are on Nairaland.

As for killing the Administrator, I assure you that it won't happen. You tried it in 1966 and got burnt. You are still crying till today.

chased who? ohh you mean ordinary IPOB RIFFRAFFS🤣🤣🤣 . they're just touts when ipob were tormenting the Nigerian army, imagine a GOC onitsha division begging his officer to wear camouflage on the streets of nnewi.

as for the administrator, Biko ask Chris ngige what happened when he was kidnapped. a sitting governor. him go confess wetin him eyes see.
if we want to get any rubbish hausas administrator..... we mean it

epainos:
I appreciate your response too. Nice one bro.


Exactly.

Boycott, not resist. Resist is violence.

Don't get it twisted....go for a non-violent way to have all revenue from SE's crude oil go to you only. South East only.

SS and SW's revenue cannot go to you. Do not attempt to take away SS if they don't want to go with you. But I am. seeing the signal. You are already drawing them along...and they have been telling you no. IBB knew a day like this would come, so he used the greediness that made you ask for more states in Igbo land though you have tiny land (the reason Buhari said you are a dot nation). And then, he gave you South East Region. You used to control the whole of SS, but IBB investigated well...and when you went to Aso Rock to get more states so you could habe more allocations (note..you didn't fight for SS oooo...you only fought for your Igbo states), and he gladly gave you. This was how you lost the whole of SS. And you played into the hands of IBB. Lol.

Other regions too asked for more states, of course, na greediness too. Lol. Not only Igbo...but Igbo is the loser here. Lol. This was how they lost SS. So, do not ever dream of taking the whole of Oil from SS.

Also, Anambra is already asking NNPC to come dee their gas. Lol. You see clearly that the north is holding back its lithium and uranium, but Anambra carried itself to meet NNPC. lol. Una funny. Continue.

But see what Jagaban is doing...he knows the game. He wants to make money from that lithium in the north. Whether they like it or not, he will make money too. So, he has called a company from Holland to make solar panels, and the Chinese will mine enough lithium to make batteries. Lol.

Jonathan was there and he was just a dummy...see..na Jangaban get sense. I am. not a fan of him...dont get it twisted. I am just making comments on this issue. Jagaban is not my person. I don't trust a drug master.


Guy...South-South too. As I said, you want to take along South South. You go collect it if you try it. See..Akwa Ibom and Calabar too no send you. Bayelsa does not want to hear anything about you. If you think they will follow you...you are a joke. They are going to be on their own.

Who will suffer it more? You are more in. Lagos and PH. So, na them go suffer am more...or na una?


You go collect if you wage war. Violent you tried snd you dey collect every time. Do it peacefully and legally.

Una heads no correct. You want to go, yet Anambra went to call NNPC to start working on their gas. Lol. Una no well at all. Meanwhile, the north is holding on to their uranium and lithium. See, the few among you who always want to be over-smart are those people Nigeria will keep using against you all.

See..I want you to go...cos it means all the other regions are going too. That is it. So, whatever you want to do, know that you are on your own.

But I know that you are going nowhere. Why? The few that are so greedy will not make it happen. Those few already want to make money from your gas.. You are going nowhere...and they will never allow you to smell Aso Rock.

Go get your house in order. You are your enemies. Defeat the enemies among yourselves first...then, you can be free.

is very pathetic, the south south was being used and dumped as tissue paper as hausas generals used the west and south to fought the biafran war.. una want una own Niger delta republic 🤣🤣🤣 just be reminded that the ibo has no iota of a thing for you south... is just trying to help you pple to come out from that cage. but we noticed that some SLAVES WHO LOVE chains still bedding them. no wahala.

3. u said we anambranians met the NNPC. can how Nigeria move forward when we hate the truth. didn't NNPC delegates met with anambra state investment management agency. they came to thief our new oil in my STATE? even begging a state they butchered 2 -3 million igbos for oil? as NABOTH rejected King Ahab offer, so likewise we Ibos reject your offer.

before you talk of war, u need to discover why biafra went on a defensive approach.... just cos of how igbos were massacred in Kano and middle belt, we did what we suppose to do... yes I'm proud of it. as we are becoming more civilised, no Igbo will go to war cos As you MURDERERS and blood thirsty demons looking for every opportunity to do it.
South south should enjoy their wealth..is a shame 70% of the oil well are owned by the northerners. we don't need them.... all we want to to create a sea or a trading route in which cargo ships can land for import and export.

for the boycott, why did the fed govt chased after kanu? cos they saw that he will lead an entire some not to participate in the elections.
imagine begging ibo for this forced marriage.

make una dey play, as Nigeria be mumu for 64 years since independence, nothing to show for it

Hotfreezing:
Who cares?
We declare a state of emergency in Igboland and we appoint General Musa Salihu or Rtd General Tukur Buratai as the administrator of the entire Igboland.

any region in war that is a threat to national stability should there be a call for a state of emergency..

🤣🤣🤣your proposal won't happen and and if those men u claim happens to lead the state. anambranians will frustrate his govt. even kill him unexpectedly. never you dare an Igbo man

sweetgala:
This government doesn't need Igbo support, 2027 would be worse because between now and then the little influence Obi had in NC would have been errroded, see that appointment of CDS from southern Kaduna , SGF from Benue etc has already taken care of that area.

I hope for his own sake Obi doesn't attempt to run in 2027 because the defeat he'll experience would be brutal.

Igboho is walking free in Germany because he managed to escape to Cotonou before arrest and that government wouldn't release him back to Nigeria, did you notice he started behaving himself once he saw the might of government.

Then don't complain when no elections in ibo lands

epainos:
1. No president will let Kanu leave the wall of prison after the last stunt he pulled.

2. No one trusts Igbo.

Fact: Igbo cannot be the Nigerian president again. Zik of Igbo was the first president of Nigeria and will continue to be the last for eternity. Know this and have peace.

So, Igbo .....go develop your region...stop wanting Aso Rock....stop wanting Lagos, PH, and Aso Rock.

Igbo....wake up... no one trusts you because of your past stunts...and your most recent. This is not about who is right or wrong...but Igbos have shown everyone the reasons not to trust them. Sure...you will all not like this comment.... I do not care but will tell the truth to your face.

I want Kanu out so he can continue from where he stopped cos I just want you gone. I don't hate you..but enough. Igbo needs to just leave. Start the process legally. If you don't leave Naija...you.go continue collecting wotowoto. Go develop your region...if not...you will shalaye tire. The handwriting is crystal clear on the wall.

What you sow you reap. You are reaping your actions. Whether you accept or not, no one will hand over aso rock to you. And the last stunt you pulled in Lagos was your first and
will be the last. Lagos has put you in your corner. You will just be into importing into Lagos. Lagos has caged you....as you can see, no one will ever give you any slight chance to operate again. Never. You are too greedy.

I don't care if you can defend your greediness to be good or bad. Just leave where you are and return to build your region. This is the best advice I can give you. If not, you will shalaye tire...2027...this yeye Jagaban will take it again...and it will move to the north after. When it comes to the South, you know who is going to come out...Of course Akpabio and his gang ...and if he doesn't, another person in SS. North will take it again...and then...SW will. That will be the year 2046. Lol. You will keep on shalaye. You wont get to Aso Rock. Lol. Trust me...I want you gone...cos this marriage is rubbish. So, if you see me "gingering" to leave Naija, it is for the good of everyone. Nigeria is a failed nation. Igbo...leave.. stsrt the process..

The handwriting is on the wall. No one will hand over Aso Rock to you.

Leave now. Show the world that the so-called dot nation can be magnificent. Your glory will never shine in Nigeria. Others do not trust you. I don't trust you myself. I don't hate you, but the truth is bitter. You are too ambitious.

Good luck to all Igbos.

I really admire your tenacity and courage.. no problem. since igbos won't rule then,
1. all Igbo presidential aspirants should cease the ambition towards asorock.
2. WE will resist all forms of elections pertaining to presidency and senatorial in the southeast region.
3. all revenues gotten to finance he economy through crude oil from the east should be diverted to the development of the eastern region.
4. All forms of intermarriage or weddings between igbos and the southwest and parts of middle belt should prohibited. anyone caught in this act must be ostracised in ibo land.

we shall continue to war till we segregate and seperate

sultanofpigs:
Spread the word bro...

Their treachery MUST be rewarded...

They should receive what they give instantly...

the nepotistic attitude of GEN BUHARI didn't make yorubas complain but when GOOD LUCK Appointed everyone, they complained a lot even the CHRISTIANS AND PASTORS THERE that they are sidelined.

who complained much as they have as TINUBU appointed his whole cabinet yorubas?

Imagine having that audacity to claim the presidency must be from hausas to Yoruba and vice versa!!!!!! infact after TINUBU tenure, it must go to the north and we claim we're neighbors,
IS IT NOT TREACHERY AND BETRAYAL?.

let them go and form alliance with the north.. we don't need them close to the south.
I just hate the CUNNIEST DIRTY BEAST.