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These lazy girls, will they even agree to try it out?

OP, If I click that link, make I waka go sambisa.

chronique:
My brother, the thing weak me. Confra wey men dey bam for bush, wey men dey off those days, na him dem carry 11yrs old pikin enter... Such a joke. I wonder what nest he belongs to...

Cultism has taken a lot of precious lives and would still take more. Only God knows if we'd ever be able to put an end to this scourge.

No be una glamorise am?

lifeispeace:
I can't... And because he knows I can't afford to sue him, he resorted to doing what he did...

The cost of pursuing the payment will outweigh the debt. Those two months will surely be below 100k, while owing you is not a good thing, have you considered the ability of the firm to pay? The man may be going through a financial downturn, so where is the money gonna come from. You should have left after the first month when he hinted he could not pay, you only continued in faith. It's well with you.

bellotaofeek:
I don't trust this Almajiris

Those who will do the damage are the almajiris watching from the sideline. I can't be and i am not fooled.

Crauxx:
to those of you whoosw fathers are still alive, take time out and apreciate them for being there. Fathers are often underapreciated. You wont miss them untill they are gone.

To my dad. Happy fathers day. RIP

Fathers get hot drinks, mothers get wines and clothes.

Men been suffering since Adam

NwaAmaikpe:

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A dog has a master and the master is a Lord.
Long live Aloras
Long live AroMates
Long live Ahoys

The seas may not always be calm...but even the greatest tempests can be overcome by a skilled sailor.


Long live Nigerian Navy
Onward
Forward
Forever.

May you be marooned.

candidbabe:
AFONJA hmmmm

HE has an igbo mom

Acidosis:
Failure to hang Evans will encourage more kidnappers

What is the penalty for kidnap in Lagos

Although he has other crimes he may be charged with that may attract the death sentence

I am feeling dizzy watching them sef

felictorx:
Don't want to say much, just finished my post graduate project there

Thank God you were not 'stocked' there.

How won't you be stuck with this kind of writing acumen.

Celcius:
...and your own brilliance is on Nairaland?
I pray God sustain this state of mind for you, so it takes you far.

Thanks bruv, i am on a gradual ascent, i have been and will surely sustain my gradient until I plateau. I give God the glory. Anything else?

Celcius:
Why has Calabar stories been featuring on Nairaland lately?
...and for the wrong reasons sef.

Did the say Calabar in that news? Your dumbness is overwhelming

dessz:
I hope they won't complain if he goes to a sidechick or mistress.

My exact thoughts. Their men could have patronised oloshos and only the wives would amend their decision. While the intention was good, the approach adopted was silly.

AlbarNorth:
Hello guys, we've all witnessed the sheer injustice meted on us by JAMB. I'll be instituting a lawsuit against the body soon, please let's get in here and debate on making this work.
we've been treated look like defenceless insignificant scums with no rights whatsoever. it's time we do something about this.
Any suggestions regarding how to sail this Through is immensely welcomed.

Go ahead and Sue for whatever injustice you feel, but be sure to change your name before re-writing JAMB. You will never gain admission on your old name. You can take this assurance to the bank

But more seriously you can gather your colleagues and bring a class action against the body. All the best.

Biafrareform:
Let me start by giving you a background story to what you are about to read.

In 2015, the girl I love left me in a disvastating manner. I was so heartbroken. I decided to be careful so as not to have such experience again. I changed completely.
From 2015 to March this year, I comfortably and effortlesly walked in and out of 5 relationship. Leaving the ladies heartbroken,

It was in March that I realized that am finding it difficult to love a woman. So I consciously try to change it and settle with my future bae.

Last week, I met a dreamed girl. She is hot and well endowed from the back. She is the perfect girl I want. Within 3 days, I discovered she has fallen in love with me. I reciprocated by showing her care. Then I discovered she is the jealous type.
She told me she left an abusive relationship with a rich guy and have made up her mind not to go into any till I showed up.
I invited her over to my place today, the moment we walked into my apartment, she was all over me. She followed me to the kitchen while I prepared food for her and started kissing me.
While we were together, her ex called and she told him that she has found rest of mind with someone else.
Done eating, we set to talk and we started kissing. Then she asked me to make love to her. I declined and explained to her that is too early for it and don't want to rush into it. She was angry and mad at me, accusing me of sleeping around with my school friends, she couldn't believed I said No.
She started crying and made me to understand that I just have to make her cum. That's she is feeling that way cos she is totally in love with me. That I shouldnt make her remember her past.
I decided to play with her all through till she was satisfied.

Am left confused. I really love this girl and I don't want to have sex with her now. She may end up like others. My love for her hasnt matured yet. I need grow more in love with her.

Read where you said you found her as a dream girl and the perfect girl you want. So what is the issue, she wants to know whether you are the perfect guy for her. Now you are weak and confused.

MARKone:
This guy is the most popular guy in Nigeria at the moment.

I know you mean notorious.

Yes he is.

MrHighSea:
The firm has accumulated over 18 years of experience in doing business and they are recruiting people of age equal to or less than 32. What's the biggie. Maybe I don't understand you and you on the other hand don't understand them.

Later OP and his type will say you can't get a job except you work with an insider, meanwhile simple advert to even enable you determine whether you are qualified to apply, he couldn't comprehend.

I tire and weak join.

tolugar:
Put a call to someone in prison

Am beginning to like this Guy

Guy forget it. When you are large, you are massive.

Those guys live like kings and princes in the Prisons.

Have you quickly forgotten that Abacha's ADC was planning a coup that almost succeeded while in prison at kirikiri?

This is Nigeria and with the right price you have everything at your beck and call.

Ajudua's wife was impregnated by Ajudua while he was in prison

Should I continue?

zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/16/billionaire-kidnapper-evans-reveals-abducted-rival-gang/

They turned him to a consultant after apologising for their misdeed.

You can't guy a gagwogwo.

0b100100111:
Only flat-heads can do such

If not for the fact that they re importing themselves into the west in droves, they still would have been uncivilised an 100years behind civilisation.

If Egypt is the cradle of world civilization, igbo is the cradle of nigerian civilization. Read up Nri and the Aro confederacy.

Get back to me when you are done

ChangetheChange:



Security men in UNIBEN and Auchi Polytechnic carry PUMP ACTION cos they know boys are not smiling

Na men dey those schools nah

CIOSYLVA:
Imagine... The guy should sue.. what sort of public image tarnishing is dis..

You sure say the guy get image like that? You can't lose what you never had. But our police sef na wash....Dang

intruxive:
You have extended ur culture of insulting every other people to SA now abi, now they are expelling you and you are crying upandan. She sidon on her own jeje u carry insult go meet her. You know say those ones get factory fitted madness they will just attack chukwuemeka on their street

Plus the babe is fvcking him up already. I am counting scores.

Beautiful but which sane person goes there?

sarrki:
Get well soon baba

Get well how?

Sick men get well, otherwise......

Remain In Pains

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