₦airaland Forum

Jonbold:
Brisket is not biscuit bone, they are two different parts of the meat. What we call biscuit bone is the cartillagenous part of the meat, but brisket is a kind of fleshy part of a beef please. You guys should stop feeding us with false information because some of us don't know any better. This poster ����is wrong, they are two different parts of meat.��

You picked my brain. Thanks

I am not on tweeter but my company will gladly employ an actuarial science graduate if all other yardsticks are met. Anyone following her should ask her to forward a CV to hard_body99@yahoo.com

We will take it from there.

harbdulrasaq88:
Four policemen attached to Ijebu-Ode Area Command in Ogun state has been sacked by the Inspector-General of Police Ibrahim Idris.

The officers were sacked because they extorted N50,000 from a man they arrested on a trumped-up charge.

The affected policemen are: Mufutau Olaosun, Adebayo Temitope, Bakare Taiwo and Adesoye Ayokunlehin.

“The four men on June 7, without any grounds, arrested a man who was just leaving a bank and took him to the Igbeba station, where they labelled him a ‘Yahoo boy’ and made him to frog jump and write a self-incriminating statement, that he was an internet fraudster", a statement from the police said.

“After the maltreatment, they released the man and also impounded the N50,000 he had gone to collect on behalf of his boss, saying it was payment for his bail.

“The man lodged a complaint with the police public complaints rapid response unit.

“The police authorities found the complaint genuine and were mortified that policemen could take money for bail, despite the #BailisFree campaign by the police themselves.

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/07/ig-idris-fires-4-policemen-who-wrongly.html

I hope they are tried and jailed.

MrPdtech:
If their Pre-wedding pics be like this, na pant and bra she go wear for her wedding...
Like Seriously karashika don fall on this bros

Lalasticlala come and see oo

If she was a beauty queen, there was no how she could have won without bikini dressing. So presently she is even overdressed. The bros marrying her knows what to expect, make una leave am to drink him syrup abeg. Abi is it your n.a.kedness

Meanwhile everything about the venue of the wedding na so so hotel. This hotel, beside that hotel, behind the other hotel in front, abi dem meet for hotel?

princeuj2015:
As a serving corp member with an average ba of slightly half M and more to come by before December POP, i found this topic interesting considering how difficult It is for one to survive out there after nysc gosh. And to think that my best friend who graduated 2years ago without a job finally migrated to this so Country (Dubai ) to seek for a greenar pasture few weeks back makes the whole Scenario interesting.I have really learnt alot from people's comments and remarks here though. Thanks everyone Who's aired their view.

Easier and better when you are fresh from school. The longer you stay in the country, the more unwise it is to travel out. If you will ever wanna do it, do it while you are still fresh and not stuck with ideas. Now you don't have regrets if some ediot insults you out there, but if you have had instances where you took initiatives at work and even led a team, you will look at every snide comment as an insult based on your antecedents and it's only humility that can help you a bit.

mr1759:
na Bini dey kill u?

you have home problem u brought it here for panel of judges

wetin concern Bini are they the only one traveling even your beloved President does he stay here
come nor let me vex for you

I have traveled to that Dubai I would have been in a better place to advise u but you don error for your word

Bros you don gboro for am.

Me sef go soon change am for am now, abi na bini dey do am?

SSBN:
God is REAL. Those who deny it do so at their own peril. Trust me God saved his life for a reason. I believe every human on Earth is allotted a guardian Angel.

Why are some people's guardian angels always sleeping or leaving their subjects.

Who was Evans' guardian angel?

kinkybunny:
The first girl has a peni.s

I went back to check, i saw no bulge.

Meanwhile there are just 2 girls. The first and the second

dingbang:
I know that this can't happen in Nigeria

.....except in MAULAG.....Sorry UNILAG

tbabs10166:
if u all understand mathematics; you wouldn't say the op is wrong as he didn't break any mathematical rule as seen frm the solution ....infact u can even manoeuvre your answer to give 10 instead of 2.
In mathematics, whatever u divide by zero is termed 'UNDEFINED' which simply means it's not assigned to any particular value.
In summary 0/0 can give u any value depending on how u manoeuvre your solution without breaking any mathematical rule

From where did you guys import the figure 100 in the first instance

Maths has always been a fraud.

Little wonder i hated it with a passion, i am not a fraudster.

tensazangetsu20:
As much as we all want to be the best, we can't all be the best. There will always be average people and below average people. As for getting jobs, not everyone will start as a graduate trained at shell or KPMG. You just have to start somewhere no matter how small and start building yourself. Life is all about the opportunities you can create for yourself.

Amongst others, 2 people impacted me very much in academics

1. My maths teachers was always saying in class in my form 2, that every sane person is imbued with a brain and an ability to get a university degree
2. One Ghanaian professor, i think Jengwe or so, during our induction in my first week in the university told us to aspire to come out with a first class that if we fell short of first, we'd probably make a second upper. However if you come in saying you should at least leave with a second class, you may even drop to a third.

Did it work, yes for me it did. Senate refused to grant any first class in law, but 8 of us came out with second upper. Of the 8 of us, there is SAN, a judge, one of the girls just got her Doctorate, at least 2 of us are top flight executives in the financial services sector. My point, people should not start off a program with the mindset that they can play in the lower rungs. I have often heard that all fingers are not equal, my question to that is, why don't I be the longest or middle finger.

Food for thought.

Xsem:
I think we are saying the same thing harddy

Yeah we are. I only responded because you were shifting grounds because of the warped views of the guy claiming that exceptional performance is not necessary for some professional courses.

Anyways, nice post.

Sylverly:
Please, I mean somewhere within lekki as well as island

Lekki and island are already under water as you can see, so what is your question

Xsem:
You are very right but I believe that it is always important that one becomes exceptional or excellent in ones field. Even when you are doing a professional course,it is still pertinent that you become exceptional.

I even disagree. No matter the course, if you don't distinguish yourself, you will soon realize how competitive that course is and number of people having stronger grades than you in the event of an interview or a selection process. Nothing like being the best or in that category wherever you find yourself, don't be deceived

HopeAtHand:
Stop being silly.

Militant spotted.

HopeAtHand:
and the FG cannot build bridge from PH to bonny island. I like visionary leaders, who can attempt it, or at least, think it.

A seaport in Bonny is very ideal, as it is primely located on the Atlantic ocean... and this type of bridge to connect Bonny Island and PH opens up alot of opportunities for the great state of RIVERS.

I need our leaders in Rivers to think BIG.

Una militants no go blow the bridge and even kidnap the engineers? Nigeria wahala is hydra headed. While government is under performing the governed are there stoking the fire.

Una matter just tire me

miniyi018:
I thank God for your life. I was at the bus-stop on Friday morning about 4.30am when two guys walked up to me and wanted to know what I had in my hand bag. I was so scared for my life, they had machetes. I stammered that I was going to work before one of them said "I know am". We pray God takes control and help us out of this mess.

Are ladies badooo too? Or thieves accosted you

I am happy for you. Procrastination almost cost you your life. Next time if you come back tired, struggle first under daylight to fetch your water before resting finally for the day, else you might rest in peace.

Now go and sin no more.

I read through every single post on this thread. There was a glimmer of hope when I read that she had been sighted somewhere in pittsburgh pensylvania, but that glimmer never materialised to a blaze.

So the core guys on this, any luck, any hopes?

God will bless you guys for your efforts. I love the spirit.

LionDeLeo:
Incomplete report, no name, state/region. Anyway, pretty sure of where things like this are common occurrences, except if not in naija.

Viewing the dude from the rear, the shape of his head is quite informative.

If Nigeria, Kwara is suspect, else kenya . They both start with K anyways

Costello559:
Low leveled roads.... Naija need high roads, higher than drainage system.... But they construct our roads on same level with our drainage systems... Also we need wider gutters... Not those narrow shits....

Thirdly you people should stop stuffing up garbage in the drains when it rains.

ChangetheChange:



Container fall on you

You are sane right?

Oh ok, wrong.

Little wonder people's misfortunes is such a joke to you.

buharichild:
Ah sarrki thank you for exposing dis cowna A.K.A(Baba fraudster), I know he's being sponsored and yet people are worshipping him, Like I said bubu would soon return 2 Nigeria

Yes it will.

xstry:
congratulations Yusuf .

ipods right now;

Please which university did you graduate from? Could you have attended an off shore university? Are there no universities in Nigeria that the guy should have attended, and who should champion patriotism? Those are what should agitate your mind not ipod or arewa or oodua.

They are collectively cheating us and we are here allowing ourselves to be puppets on a string.

Think brother, think.

einsteino:
my God, that area is a very dangerous axis. I ran into armed robbers there a month ago and by God's grace I escaped by the whiskers. There is rarely a week that goes by without a robbery incidence at okada -Ogbemudia farm axis of lagos - Benin road. The Police is aware of its notoreity but cares not.

That is if the 'police' are not the robbers.

Satan cannot catch satan.

AmandaLuv:
What is this world turnin into. My sister and her husband just lost their job in Michael okpara University of agriculture umudike with three kids to feed.
All thanks to the new VC Prof Francis otunta.
This VC sacked 460 staff of the University employed by the former VC Prof Hillary Odo edeoga(God bless him)
Now my sister and her family are left in the cold. The husband resigned from his job in lagos to be close to the family by accepting a job offer in mouau and relocating to umuahia.
The family are devastated.
I saw a front page material some time last week on NL about tension in Michael okpara University of agriculture umudike. now the worst has finally happened.
We need to speak against this injustice cos the new VC did this to punish the former VC Prof Hillary Odo edeoga.

A temporary appointment is what it is. Sad but true. God will provide a window.

sylvez:
Which kind vacation be that? On life support machine?
Na heaven him go do the vacation?
Whats wrong with you self

HE is on bed rest jo. He can't die

gunners160:
which names,which court... Wait,wait,wait,so some people stil believe this gullible lies that certain monies were recovered? all this are all lies just to prove a point that that ndanama President is working.. If really monies were recovered,why is the government stil borrowing and incurring more debts? Until BUHARI shows me his certificate, I would never take this government serious

I stand with you on this.

kevoh:
Is it normal for one to wish to have only one girl-child or no girl-child but only boys as kids? Cos the kind tin pesin they see every day fit get Fathers heart-attack if they find out.

Evans na girl?

Pray for a good child forget this theory of girls are bad boys are good.

A bad male child will sell your house while you are still living there.

seunpas:
All these lawyers self, seeing black calling it white. The judiciary is another great problem of this nation. Could it be this is how they are in other countries?

What is this one saying?

Do you even understand what the judiciary means? What do you mean seeing black and calling it white. All these nonsense chats because of cheap phones and data.

iamVirus:
It’s kinda hard these days to see anybody making money to combine it with education.
But our man, Dr Craze has proved it’s possible by becoming a Doctor in Medicine.


He wrote;


cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://360jamng.net/comedy-king-crazeclown-graduates-as-a-medical-doctor/

Is this story one of his jokes? Otherwise, congratulations.