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simdam500:
a*s*s*hole I didn't comment I only spy

You want me to screw u up? Imp.

The guy just said what people want to hear. He will everly fvck that guy up either here or hereafter. He is a retired military man, forgiveness is not in our dictionary. Ask Obasanjo.

simdam500:
here in seoul we dont comment on thread that claim to have pix but don't

And what have you just done? Dumbo

3cycle:
LOL Reminds me of a thread on family section where a non virgin bleeded on their wedding night after being celibate for just 2 years. why won't she bleed when sex as turned to war in the bedroom. (Imagine if she was a virgin)

Take them kwanu to sambisa forest to fight a battle they won't go, rather they will direct their frustrations towards their wives, leaving them bruised and scarred after what should have been a memorable time together.

Uche dear, sorry to say but you have to endure that animal for a long period. I can't guarantee that he will change any time soon except he chooses to go to france for further studies.

Sir, the past tense of bleed is 'bled', not 'bleeded'. There are minors in this forum. Let them learn.

On your comments, i will say, thumbs up.

penquin:
*yimu* team #brilliant

#yimu X 10#....Jealousy dey cause ulcer ooo

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer

Things fall apart and the centre cannot hold
Mere anarchy is loosed upon 'Nigeria'

W.B. Yeats

Ps.

Word in parenthesis has been edited.

penquin:
sexiology nko?

Na your own i hear joor

Meanwhile #Teambrilliantlawyers....

Gentlesniper:
not really bro, I am currently a lieutenant and its possible that I will become a captain b4 28, considering that I joined the Academy at 17.......a colleague of mine attained the capt rank at age 25, was 16yrs after NMS straight to NDA, commissioned at age 21.....tho his dad is a top shot in the Army.

Ok gentleman. All the best in your career.

osazee12:
guys enter the academy between 16yrs and 21, spend a mandotory 5 yrs in the academy. On graduation d cadet gets commisioned as a 2nd Lt. he will spend between 3-5yrs to attain/climb to the rank of captain. so i ll leave you to do the math.

Before i do the math have you heard about the word ceteris paribus? You have assumed that they all graduate from secondary school at age 16. Some of us did but while at it i had people looking like uncles and senior brothers in school. So generally speaking, it is possible in principle but it doesnt necessarily follow.

fm7070:
What full wrath of the law are they facing? for disgracing police on illegal duty.
Landlord-tenant issue is civil matter and does not concern police unless there is violence or threat
If the tenant can face them and get the case to court, it will drag the police into some kind of mess as usual
You need to be in court and see the way police are being disgraced when they cannot investigate or do their job properly

Dead on point bro. People just type rubbish when they know next to nothing about how the law works. If a police is assaulted in the course of an illegal act, the policeman is on his own. They should be thanking God that they did not die. I am available to provide legal services to the people that beat up the police.

Landlord and tenant matter is civil and not criminal so what did the police find to go there for an arrest? Those guys that beat up the police were within their rights to resist an illegal arrest.

[quote author=ADESOLA96 post=28148648]A university structure is said to be gigantic and Assfood International Schools' structure is an epitome of such.
At first from the look,you will need no further sermon that this is an educational structure but the hidden thing is how to detect whether it is a university or even a mini campus.
The school which is situated in ketu-alapere,lagos state.The school who had allegedly been one of the best school in the area.
If you check it out,you will even discover that the school is even bigger than some institution's structure.It looks like some senate building of some institution.[/quote

A single structure does not make a university, not even a mini cluster which you have even admitted can pass for the senate building of a university. Your advertisement is so very shallow. They should get their money refund from you. As for you ehn, try and go into any university campus and then check the land mass and buildings before coming here to type rubbish. I go soon slap you if you continue like this. Quote me if u dey mad.

XketchDesigns:
Academy is 5 years, you join straight out of secondary school. 18+5=23. Takes 6 months to be promoted to lt. Frm 2nd lt. And 4 years to b promoted to capt.

Thanks for this analysis which means the earliest one can become a captain is 27, all things being equal. Question is would 27 be defined as early 20s?. 2Lft will probably qualify for the early 20s definition.

osazee12:
the Lieutenants and captains are young guys in their early 20s fresh out of the Academy with no live experience in the frontline. The best they have probably experienced would be war simulations with or without live rounds. so when they get drafted to the states under BH control it probably feels new to them and they chicken out. that my take sha

Early 20's, Captain? What is the minimum age to enter NDA and how long is the course, i guess 6 years? and what is the minimum number of years before you are promoted to Captain? No bro. Later part of the 20's for Lieutenants and and definitely early 30s at the minimum for captains.

brightmexy:
I think that there are many ways to a place. You don't expect the military to use the usual route you know. Unless you are saying that Hong and Gombi sorruond Mubi

God bless you. I could not have answered it better.

Frozen brains refusing to thaw since 607BCE

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I rep UniTotal (Masters Degree)

my digits are: 08022233344422211

I need womans dem and mens dem too

Princetolu94:
Let's hook up here if you are born in march

Nice idea. Nice try. But what is the big idea? I am March 19th, so what? We just hook up here, say nothing and do nothing? Or do u want to arrange for a real time hook up for all, if yes, i am game.

Macelliot:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+
18+1=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G +E ;
11+14+15+23+12+
5+4+7+5=96%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes
100%.
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money?
NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y =
13+15+14+5+25=7
2%
Leadership?
NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H +I+P =12+5+1+4+5
+18+19+8+9+16=9
7%
Every problem has a
solution, only if Nigeria players
perhaps change their
"ATTITUDE".
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21 +4+5=
100%
It is therefore, our Nigerian players
ATTITUDE towards love and
TeamWork that makes Nigerian Football
100% Successful.....

Bros, too much time on your hands, i swear. You could have passed this message in just one sentence. Na wa oo.

SenatorJames:
That was then when industries were still in good condition and they have attractive employment packages, like attractive salary, official house and car etc, university try all possible means to retain their best graduates to remain in the academic line, because they don't have enough lecturers, but its no more so today.

Secondly, it still depends on some department. You cant tell me that a department that produces 5 to 7 first class students yearly, will retain all of them.

Lastly, the department the student is graduating from will also determine whether he/she will be retain or not, there is no way the school will not grap you if you dear manage to graduate in such departments e.g Geology, Architecture, Earth science, URP etc

OK Sir. I defer to your persuasive argument, rightly or wrongly.

More important though is to make the first class and then see what happens thereafter. For me, having a first class and not immediately finding a job is a better problem to have than having a lower grade. I was working in a certain bank when one guy was employed ahead of me. He had a third class. He was given the job because our overall boss then was his parley. When Management laid the big boss off, it did not take time before this other guy was also asked to go. Between then and now, i have held down at least 4 other jobs, purely on merit, that guy is still claiming to be working for himself. We all know the story behind that self employment. My point again, make the grade an take it from there. Cheers

osifred:
We are not fighting we are trying to learn. I am a first class graduate and I know of about two first class graduates that are not employed. I hAve heard the straight to Ph.d thing but up till now I can't find any school offering it.

I am surprised at this. Every school i know has that provision in place. It is more like an unwritten rule. I did not take up that opportunity because i was more interested in doing something else. Let us say i socialized well and was not really cut out for lecturing. I might still go back though.

Meanwhile, the straight to Ph.d opportunity is usually given by your school of graduation. I would imagine that most other universities will insist you run an M.Phil first and then proceed upon acquiring the minimum grade points.

In all, lets make the best we can of the opportunities we have, whether within the citadel or out of it. PEACE

osifred:
We are not fighting we are trying to learn. I am a first class graduate and I know of about two first class graduates that are not employed. I hAve heard the straight to Ph.d thing but up till now I can't find any school offering it.

Interesting. All the first class graduates from my uni are retained and the process i explained is what obtains. I did not stay for personal reasons but i also never searched for work. I guess its different strokes for different folks. Cheers

teejah03:
Ok now,u r trying to say justice has never been done but trust me it all boils ddown to a corrupt country whereby there will be a situation like dis and notin will be done so nw it starts from me and u...dis might sound funny and maybe many tins has passed under d water but trust me we r all here to put a end to corruption...#corruptfreecountry...#Nigeria

This is doubtless a corrupt nation. But how and where is the nexus between killing a suspect and corruption come together. I am struggling to link both. You may wish to explain more. I am usually not very sharp at this time of the day.

armadeo:
She would be 9 next year not 10.

Na my small sister be mary










Mary was born 30/31st DEC . 2 days ago implies another year and next year inplies 2 yrs from her last birthday.

You are smart. You nailed it.Kudos

teejah03:
Dis is not d best way to put an end to a crisis dats why I always appreciate developed world mentality but its painful dat am given birth to in dis part of d world...now he is dead ow can dey trace d people behind it.....I tink we nigerians need to be doing detective films nw which will be character and cast by us,will bring much enlightenment

All the ones they arrested and handed over, how many sources have they traced? I am definitely against mob action and do not even support the killing and burning of this 'suspect' but using the investigation theory as a justification is arrant balderdash. No body is investigating jack. After some time in detention, the guy will either be bailed, or his BH bros will carry out a prison abi jail break and the guys will start all over again. In the long run, it is still best to interrogate and confirm guilt or otherwise. The opposite of this might lead to incurable injustice. Dead men don't talk.

As for your regrets over your birth place, Afganistan does not require passports. They will happily welcome you.

freezyprinzy:
I don't watch nollywood movies so i guess my favourite part would b where d movie ends

I watched Glamour girls and then i left for further studies in Iceland. By the time i came back, the movies no longer held any interests for me so i stopped watching them till date.

contactmorak:
I'm Travelling By Air For The First Time Tomorrow, Pls Advice Me

InitialIy I didn't want to write about it, but then I went back to the thread I created yesterday and saw the huge number of people interested, I thought it was only fair I give you guys a feedback. You see, i clocked 30 this week, and travelling yesterday by air thought me a lot. It thought me to be adventurous and try things in life just for the knowledge even if you are not really freak abt it. I've had opportunities to travel by flight several times but I've enjoyed the road so much that I always declined. I'm not even freak about the plane just like I'm not abt travelling abroad, gagets, and things that freak people in general. Although I'm freak about women and making money! I don't even look like someone that makes money at all. If you saw me yesterday while heading to board, you'd think I just came from the village! And I've been in Lagos since 1992. So I got a lady at the airport to handle the ticketing for me since I have missed my initial flight and she came back with my boarding pass in no time. And I needed to be in Abuja as soon as possible.

So while I was on my way to board, I didn't know what to do. Instead of me to just pass thru to where the airline bus will convey us to the aircraft area, I went to join a long queue of people waiting to get their luggage checked. While going to get my boarding pass stamped, there was a lady I saw which I really liked and I wanted to approach. Her eyes caught mine as weLl, and she smiled. But she noticed shortly that I was a JJC with the way I was fumbling with the processes. She saw that I was confused when one of the airline staff announced that those who were boarding should go a certain way and I didn't know what that was about. The lady I thought I was going to 'toast' then said "you should go there", asking me to leave the queue. I was ashamed of myself honestly.

When we got on the plane, I went to sit on another person's seat not knowing the seats where numbered! It was this same lady who came from no where before the hostess and said, "what's your seat number". Then I guessed the number shud be on the boarding pass slip with me, so I was taking time to check and I cudnt easily locate it, the lady then showed me again! Don't know why this drop dead gorgeous babe was just looking out for me, but my lapses killed my confidence to strike a serious conversation with her and she was sitting right in my front.

Another experience I had was the seat belt. Not that I expect buckling a seat belt should be an issue, but over the years I've heard people talk a lot abt a plane's seat belt. So I was scared it must be really that hard. So the first thing I did when I sat was to try practice the buckling the seat belt to avoid another embarrasment. I found out I did it well, but I was stil scared I might be wrong. So I went on google to search 'how to fasten a plane seat beat' I was hoping to find a step by step pictorial explanation, but what I saw were what could happen if you did not fasten it well. Before I cud search further the pilot had announced that we switched off our fones, and fasten our seat belt, so I did. The hosteses where beautiful and nice, and I cud have ask them questions but I was seating by the window so as to take pics that will indicate I was indeed in a plane. If I ask the hostess a question from that angle, people will notice. So there was this Deeper Life woman beside me. She seems nice. So I asked her in Yoruba, if I fasten it welll, she nodded smiling and said 'yes, very well. Good'. I noticed she looked at me again some moments later before focusing on the Deeper Life book she was reading.

As the big man made bird soar in the air, it felt like heaven as I saw clouds like smoke. Before we reach a high altitude, big planes and building around the airports began to look like toys and when we finally reached high, the earth looked like maps and the arrangement of the earth and the towns became well defined and organised. Everything looked tiny. At a point, it looked like the plan was shaking but I wasn't scared. The most amazing thing I noticed is that, while in the sky, it looked like the plane wasn't speeding at all. I felt it was moving at the pace of a broken down vehicle that is being pushed. That's so STRANGE to me! One thing I cannever forget again, was the smile on one of the hostess' face. Gosssh, she soon made me forget the girl I earlier told you guys about. There was something magnetic about her smile that if I was to have commited a crime and such a girl finds me, she can easily lure me out to the police with that smile. Her smile made me weak! I just have to confess! Did I tell you guys I didn't go with any of the airlines I earlier mentioned? I went with First Nation Airline. That was my first of hearing about them. Their plane looks new and everything looked profession, even the way the pilot spoke and all. I've heard so many bad things about Nigerian airlines. The video of Banky W and others getting trapped in one Nigerian airline recently, made me even scared. So from there on everything looked normal for me!

I like this qoute by Abraham Lincoln "I may be slow walker, but I've never moved backward". I can say that of myself as well. One thing about my life is that every new step I take, I get better with it almost immediately. When I was making a certain amount of money, I wanted to change, just recently, my digit changed and it has been consistent. Even in the areas of my academic pursuit from Primary school to my university days. When I catch up on things, I do it with such a great speed and regularity. That's why I don't like to drink and smoke cos once I start, I don't know what will happen. What I'm saying now is that from today onward, I'll travel by air more often than even many many people who have been doing it way before me. I'm going to travel out soon...I'm going to learn to swim, I'm going to try so many new good things. I've learnt my lessons.

Thank you!

U patiently wrote this prose. I hail you. One point though, from experience as you walk past the pilot section and turn right to take your seat, there is usually a crew member who asks for your boarding pass, stupidly re-echoes the seat number and then says something like, window seat to your left. So why did that not help direct you?. Or maybe it doesnt happen with first nation as i have only flown them twice or so and that is when i have missed my regular aero or arik.

In all i congratulate you. I did not relish a first experience because i just grew on it and cant even remember how and when i started.

This is nothing. Is it just because they were doing it in a car park? Abegi

Mary was 7yrs 2 days ago and would be 10 next yr. How is dt possible?

Trailblazer1:
Baba Alakyo, the spiritual leader of the Ombatse, an Eggon group, was feared killed alongside the village head in an early morning raid on Alakyo, near Lafia, Nasarawa State yesterday, Daily Trust learnt.
Alakyo is the village where about 74 security operatives were ambushed and killed on May 7, 2013. It was burnt down along with other Eggon settlements of Fadaman Bauna and Akura, displaced persons said. Scores were said to have been killed.
 The invasion happened barely a day after Governor Umaru Tanko Al-Makura led a peace walk round Lafia, the state capital in celebration of his 62nd birthday.
 Barrister Zachary Zamani Allumaga, Legal Adviser of the Ombatse group which has been proscribed by the state government, said information available to him showed that Baba Alakyo and the village head of Alakyo were killed in the raid which he blamed on the Fulani. He however later sent a text message to say the information on the killing of Baba Alakyo may have been cooked by “those who don’t mean well for peace”.
 He said Fulani gunmen stormed Alakyo from four directions, killed scores and burnt property.  
Villagers said the raid was carried out at about 5:30am, taking the villagers by surprise. It was difficult to locate any source within the village, but persons displaced from neighbouring settlements told Daily Trust that heavy and sustained gunfire was heard at dawn in the village.
They said a large band of militia group suspected to be members of the Ombatse tried to enter Alakyo to save the settlement but went late as it had already been taken by the Fulani militia. They said the Fulani militia also burned down four brand new Toyota Hilux vans. The militia was said to have also entered Fadaman Bauna and Akura, two other Eggon settlements and raided them, killing dozens. An Eggon leader who hails from Akura told Daily Trust on phone that he narrowly escaped death, calling it genocide against his tribe.
He said: “From the information we have received, Baba Alakyo was killed”. Allumaga, the Ombatse leader, alleged that the Fulani came from Wamba, a neighbouring local government area.
Hussaini Mohammed, the state secretary of the Miyetti Allah, a Fulani group, denied that Fulani people were on genocide against the Eggon people, just as he  denied knowledge of any invasion by his tribesmen.
The state’s Head of Service, Dr. Dominic Bako, escaped death when he ran into a road block mounted by gunmen along the Lafia-Akwanga road during the bloody violence. Bako was shot on his left arm and was rushed to Lafia where he was treated at the Dalhatu Araf Specialist Hospital.  He could not identify the gunmen, but said they were in a large number and had gathered along the road.

Source:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/top-stories/39668-ombatse-leader-killed-in-dawn-raid

I hope it is not true

The Founder ?......The answer is still booting.....

osifred:
Sir you are operating with old information. Due to several factors mostly due to finance and man know man employment is not automatic for first class graduate and I doubt if any institution in Nigeria allows first class students to offer Ph.d straight. If you insist otherwise please support your claim.

I do not have a way of supporting my claim. He who alleges must prove. So since you allege i am wrong and you are right, please buttress your claim with verifiable evidence. I am waiting....

There is no justification whatsoever for physical abuse. There are always channels for resolving issues and those should be explored. Some of our ladies have so gotten the comfort of slapping guys with knowledge or belief that the guy will not raise a hand on her. Afterall if he does, he becomes a woman beater and if he doesn't, he is a wimp. I wish such decisions are taken on a more regular basis so that all parties will know that there are limitations in a sane society. To think that these ladies slap around men, hold their shirts and do all sorts. You hardly ever see them do same to fellow ladies. The understanding is clear. A man will probably not slap you or hold you back but your fellow female will hold you down to a fight, so they choose to abuse the guys who society expects to be gentlemen.