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cokacoola:
[b]I got a job as a driver frm one of the warri billionare (namewithhold) about 6months ago. anytime am not driving the man, the wife always ask me to take their 16 years old dauhgter to school and each am taking her to school we always take about many things. We became so close that she always beg her mum for me to take her to skul.. Last 3weeks while we were in the car, she asked me if i had a girlfriend, i was shock to hear that frm her but manage to tell no and we didt say anything again till we got to her school. On friday while everybody was away she came to my apartment and told me to do her a favour and i ask her what a rich girl like could be needing frm a poor driver like me. She said to me with all boldness that i should break her virginity, that she was tired of keeping it and that she could av do it her self but that she dont want to hurt herself and that she loves me that was why she came to me instead of other of her dad's workers i was shocked but i decline and advice to keep it but she refuse and told me that her friends at school now calls her a small girl cus she is still a virgin, i tried to advice her but she refuse and told me that if i could it that she is going to make me rich, that she can thief her dads money and he wil not kwn after saying this she walk out. This money as i was driving her to school she brought out up to #100 thousand and told that she can take up to 10x of it and her dad will not notice, and then she ask me about her offer and ask me if am ready or not and i told her that i wil think about it. Am confuse right now and dont kwn what to do, do u guys support that i do it and take the money? Or report her to her dad? Please mature advice before i do the wrong thing[/b]

delirium tremens.....it is a form of mental disorder. I hope you do not enter the market before they address your mental disorder

eejo:
what happens to basic military training 90percent of our troops death due to ambush must they advance on roads and during the day Rip you died so that i can work free

Bros follow me ask them again oo? What happened to reconnaisance, detours, decoys and feinting on routes? These are basic infantry tactics. Everyday my people walk into ambushes. Who is leading them and who actually trained them? Its a pity for the dead and the bereaved.

Mayour11:
Boss, I no gree at all o, for one department in Funaab, 6 people graduated with a first class, now, do you think the school can retain them.

Except your school is not sure of its products. In reality universities dont generally allow their first class students to go elsewhere. Those are the real 'greater tomorrow' of every institution.

hoodboy:
in Uniport the job offer is not signed and sealed, even though they claim otherwise.

Enough reason not to waste my time in such a glorified secondary school. Please note that my response is based on your input.

Seun:
Frank Edwards, the well-known gospel musician, posed for a selfie with Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's daughter, Sharon Oyakhilome, and called her a "super star" and "my personal person". What do you think that means? To me, it sounds as if they are dating each other.

https://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpa1/10802630_1542354469312427_1094704312_n.jpg
Source: http://instagram.com/p/vYp06THMbw/

How da fvck is this my business? Abeg waiter gimme another bottle of '33'

Every first class graduate is an automatic employee of his university of graduation as a lecturer assistant while he pursues his Ph.d. Except he chooses to go get work elsewhere. So there is no he won't get a job. Infact having a first class has nullified all the local juju powers. Again except the guy does not wanna start from somewhere.

barcanista:
Hahahaha Gowon and Mugabe dictator§?

For the record, Gowon is a HerÓ in the Niger Delta and Nigeria as a whole. He's one of my heroes!!!!

Long Live General Yakubu GowoÑ

Gowon is your hero? Now i know what to think about u

Zeemoor:
What's your thought on marriage? I'd like to know
Do you believe in it, do you ever want to be married/are you married already?
Do you have a jaded view of marriage?

I hold my views about everything in life including the institution of marriage. Unfortunately those views may be viewed as aggressive especially considering the enquiry is to be analyzed, interpreted and judged by you alone. When there is thread to that effect, i will contribute. Then my opinion and views will be assessed by all making contributions at that point in time. Good afternoon.

Truckpusher:
She'll continue to request until nine months faces her like Luiz Suarez's set of teeth.

If you're going into a relationship with a smoker and you think he'll stop because of you or if you mount pressure he'll quit , it means you're still a teenager

And I haven't seen anyone leaving anyone because they smoke.

Best response. The babes always get around to coping with the guy. i know they do

Zeemoor:
Thanks for educating me, Mr hard body
It is greatly appreciated
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I still don't understand why you're this aggresive over a simple question directed at someone who isn't you

I only asked whether marriage is an investment. If that is how you define aggression, so be it.

1st has 9

2nd has 5

sugarcoatted:
1st picture has 10triangles, i have no idea about the second 1

i saw 9 on the first.
let me scramble the 2nd

Scamfender:
Replace the question mark with the right number

Will post the answer later

The answer is 3. keep sbtracting and substituting from the base position or line

Wale112:
Nigeria wont qualify for Afcon.

South Africa will trash u

Buffoon acting a human part since 607BCE

Zeemoor:
No, you didn't
I still don't get what you're on about

It can't be that difficult. This is a forum. If you want to have personal discourse without third party intervention then take it outside this forum. Anybody here has a right to contribute to any discussion posted in this domain. It don't matter whether you have called for contributions or not. In the classics the cliche used is volenti non fit injuria. If you cannot comprehend this then i give up.

Zeemoor:
Some things are better left unannounced

See as you jump enter discussion

If you insist on a dialogue, take it outside a forum.

I hope i reduced it to the lowest term to enhance your understanding of what i am trying to say

LesbianBoy:
Azin.....i have been asking myself the same question! Nairalanders sef! *sighs* They just open threads about people thinking we all know who they are talking about. They don't know some of us live in france!

So how come you do not know her? She stays in France

someday soon you guys will miss me too...

Appreciate me now that i am here...

Add some salt in a litre of warm water. Soak your phone for 10 minutes and the virus will be a thing of the past. I just did and i am forever grateful

Zeemoor:
Great, my dear
It's been a long time no e-see/talk
Hope you're doing good?


You know, it's almost a wrap- the year is winding down and you ain't married still
Ogini?

Na investment? just asking

joelenesleek:
NAUGHTY AND GENIUS

We sure are....March tingz....

Is it not till i download it that it will become effective. Let us wait till then na

OrlandoOwoh:
You are confused.

Cheap escape route. I understand. Peace

OrlandoOwoh:
I may have misunderstood what Olusegun Obasanjo meant. This is the exact thing he said in lines 13-15 of page 22 in his book, My Command. "Buhari finally moved into Nkalagu on 13 November after inflicting heavy losses in men and equipment on the rebels." There is no where the fleeing rebels were called civilians. The rebels in like manner inflicted a heavy loss in men and equipment on the federal forces in Abagana.

Federal forces at Abagana were military men far away from their wives and children. Nkalagu was a home to the much touted rebels who were being decimated even while they were running as defenceless civillians. Please note i am only clarifying a point. I am not interested in politics and dont care who leads your crappy nation. They all remain fingers on a leprous hand to me.

CoCoLav:
I went to UNILAG some days ago and on my way back from my faculty a guy approached me and begged for transport money that he is stranded. I just sighed because I had less than #300 on me that day. I asked him how come he was stranded and what department he was, he said he was in Industrial Chemistry and his money finished. Asked if he doesn't stay in the hostel and he said he does but he needed to go home to get something.

Considering that it was a Friday, I had to believe him and when I asked how much his fare was he said #300. I was like ahhhhh I cant afford that oo so i gave him #100. A part of me felt he lied because there's no way a student won't have someone to borrow #300 from but I didn't feel bad about giving him because there was a time a guy had begged me for money to eat and I felt it was scam and didn't gjve him. Its over 2 years and I still feel bad about it and wish I could have helped him out because I had the money.

There are times those pleas are genuine. I was coming back to Lagos years ago as a student and all my money was stolen while i was scrambling to join a bus. On the way i was sooo thirsty. So when we stopped at the usual point for refreshment i told a certain guy to spare me some change for pure water. I was not even talking about food. It was with a heavy betrayed heart that i monitored the guy eating and then buying suya and then his drinks but to spare me N10 never happened. It dawned on me that he probably did not believe me. Today i hand out help to people because sometimes they may be genuine. But as for the brazen liars , shishi i no dey give.

Smartiegurl:
Just recently, at one of the parks in Onitsha on my way to Aba. I watched with keen interest as three suit-wearing and bible-clutching men compete amongst one another the first to pray for the occupants of the buses b4 their departures. Then, one came to our bus and prayed for forgiveness of sins, for success in our various endeavours and also for journey mercies. "Amen!" we chorused at required intervals. Then he asked for money to finance his good works for God. He left for other buses to win more souls (for himself i guess) and then another came with an even more powerful lines of prayers. Again, we (they) made contributions for his services.

This style of money-making by such "prayer-peddlars" has worsened over the years. Their modus operandi vary, for eg, one may board the bus along other passengers. He preaches, prays and collects his revenue on transit and then alights at a given junction making way for another of his cronies to join the bus as the journey continues.

This "disguised" begging business must be very lucrative especially when one considers the risk involved and skills exhibited by such practioners. Some time ago, I equally saw some physically challenged (if truly they were) persons on their wheel-chairs lined up at the middle of the Niger-bridge express way chasing after motorists moving at top speeds for alms.

The list for such begging excesses abound!
Initially, i'm usually dumb-founded whenever i come across these brazen display. But on the realization that this is Nigeria where anything can happen, i now look at them in awe! Have u witnessed any other begging ploy? Pls share ur story.

Other begging ploy is by full fledged babes asking for recharge cards. The modes and methods are numerous but the end feeling remains degrading . On topic, the few times it happened while i was in d bus, i never joined in the prayers or said amen to them and i never had and never will them money. Paul the apostle said with his hands he worked out what he fed with and even take care of those close by. They should stop lazying about and go get busy with meaningful jobs including farming

I go dey demo pomo till i RIP

My boy will beat his record. He will achieve that feat and surpass at age 4.

sucreblazing:
se Na country by country rapture go dey happen ni?


make I wait till it gets to the nearest country before I repent! !!

I have been raptured ooooo. My only mistake now is that i did not take some orijin and lager with me. I am contemplating coming back to take some. I am chatting from the 7th heaven. I will be praying for you all. Please whoever is coming next should bring small stout