₦airaland Forum

Jackpott:
You dey give her face self. If she do am again... Just bone her, don't give her anytime of the day. don't even greet her or even enter her house. Even if she starts talking to you, you go still bone am. Until she ask you whether you guys are quarrelling, then tell her how childish she's been acting...

Assuming the post was real, I would have advised the OP to get another place before applying your prescription. He will be thrown out long before he knows what hit him. Heaven knows no fury like a woman scorned...

cokacoola:
Pls i need a honest advice on this matter, i move into my new apartment about a month now, my landlord stays in india so it was just the wife nd the kids staying.. The wife seems to be a good woman, if i didt go to work sumtimes i wil stay in their apartment chat with her and play with d kid she is juxt the kinda peaceful landlady any teneat wil wish for but my problem with is that anytime i bring any babe to the house, her mood wil change and she will not talk with me for a long time. This has been happening 4 long now and i have not have the courage to confront her.....ADVICE PLS

Inconsistency identified on your post. You moved in about a month ago. Let's say one week was used for familiarity that leaves us with 3 weeks. Lets assume again u spent a week after that playing with her and the kids. Leaves us with 2 weeks. How many times did you bring these ladies leaving how many days for her to beef you. Bros you can lie oooo

Tokunbohkinibig:
The truth is that it's only Igbos and some ss people who see this war as Northerners' war rather than Nigerian war. Keeping it real.

Whoever brings ant infested wood to his domain should not complain when lizards come visiting. The secession bid for self determination led to millions of deaths. How did the North react? That was our cross, we carried it. This is their cross, they should carry it stoically. I don't give a flying fvck if they decimate themselves and turn that region into a wilderness. Nemesis just started the catch up game

It is a calculated hazard. Hazards of a profession. Ŕeminds me of when i first hinted to my dad that i wanted to study law. He said its a hazardous profession especially if i engage in land matters. I laughed it off. Today some high profile cases could cost one his life. It is a known hazard but once you have chosen to go into it, you must be prepared for the worst. Mitigate the risks the best you can and move on. That is one of the reasons people in military service are permitted to write their wills at an age that is lower than generally acceptable. Same reason they are given preferential treatment in matters relating to the Pensions Laws. May the bereaved find solace.

sweetylicious:
This is correct because it is more than one person,not just a single person.

Sorry you are wrong. The intention is always to avoid liability on individual car basis. It has never been a group coverage. Let me ask you a simple logical question. If your car alone was parked at a lot on a given day and it got stolen, with your interpretation, will the company be liable? I think No. Reason being there must be at least one more car to make your definition work. I hope i have not confused you in anyway. If i did, please be assured it was not intended. Reading of this post is done at reader's risk......


Another example...director's.....single director

Directors'....as a group or a board.

Cheers.

Timijo:
Which is correct?
Cars are parked at owner's risk or cars are parked at owners' risk.
Please state your reason(s)

Owner's risk is correct. My reason? If i said or wrote it, it can only be correct. I am the authority that you can cite.

BreezyRita:
And?? Who said he isn't?

Woman, did they not teach you or did you not read it in the holy book that women must learn in silence? A woman has got to submit to her husband and why would you want to have a divided household on religious matters. The two must become one. Enuf said.

Benard94:
There is this raging arguement in my area as to if one could date/marry his/her cousin. Some stood frankly against it while others saw no crack in it. Apart, what is the measure of closeness where one could restrict dating? Is cousin-dating ethical?

Are u chatting from China? That is one of the few places i am aware such practise exists. Generally filial relationships are anathema and a taboo. It is also morally unsupported. That explains why enquiries are made as to the origin of both couples before the knot is tied.

berem:
do you have relatives there too? I thought I was the only one.

If you have relatives there please take these steps

Disown them
Advertise their obituary
Carry out their final burial rites
Forget about them and move on

My reason? their death if and when it happens amounts to suicide.

Beehorn:
Hello nairalanders. I am in need of matured piece of advice. My cousin is currently 19 yrz old and she had dated 4 guys. She is single and searching. All her exes ran away from her. The reason why they left her is because she refused to give up her virginity. Should she start having sex so has to please them? N.B: SHE IS A SECONDARY VIRGIN.

Is she chasing a record to break? Perhaps in d family? 4 boyfriends at age 19?....

She has issues with morality. I will not address the aberration that you called a question.

To compound it you say she is a secondary virgin....what's that?

chibwike:
Yeah, i can't sleep with a girl i truely love...

Do you have dysfuntional issues or u only sleep with ashewos? Just asking. No offence intended.

sureteeboy:
. Post screenshots nah. I don dey forget that work sef.

Sorry bruv i was scribbling on pads in the course of my work. I tore the pieces when i was satisfied. I might replicate tomorrow if u are interested.

I am pleased to inform Y'all that i have concluded the maths. I used the longer route but later realized i could have arrived at the same answers using the shorter route. As a tease, any equation that has square, eg U Square - X2 must have a curve. Clap for me....

Lustig:
very very far brother. 150km from the capital

Oohhhhhhhhhh.....I am vexed. I hope they will not make this same mistake when next they are hitting Niger State.

By the way thanks for your insight bruv....

iwakolewa:
No answer for you.....

I am neither surprised nor disappointed. You have none and no how in double hell can you come out with any. It is simply 'not in you'

iwakolewa:
So she didn't refuse to have her child through CS,but she refused blood transfusion why did she not have the child through normal delivery.

Warped logic. Where is the relationship between both activities? you sound dumb, do you also look it?

blizard44:
It's her life.
She either had to chose to live or die.
Her preference was death. Death for the shackles of spurious and mind-twisting religious beliefs.

Whatever rocks her boat.

Interesting how we all conveniently overlook 'the infection in the caesarian wound' which we are told is also part of the reason for her death. Calling a dog a bad name just to hang it. What guarantee is there that she would have survived with the blood transfusion? Doctors refusing to take responsibility for their carelessness and recklessness since ages

hahn:
Oruka things. Do they really work? I remember hearing of stories where two guy were fighting then one pulled off his slippers and told them to go home and call people only for the slippers to start running home on its own. There's another one where two guys were about to start fighting and the other guy threw his shirt up and it hung in mid air.

A friend of mine was killed by OPC in Lagos and he was reportedly hit on the chest with an oruka.

Na real?

Bros as you see me so, i hold a fourth dan Black belt but i have since learnt that 'power' pass power and skills put together. That lesson dawned on me when my instructor was made to be running on his knees after he first hit at guy that came to make trouble in our dodjo.

I will do anything to avoid a physical fight these days, i mean anything.

yaskarahyelhope:
I still insist dat wat dis country, our beloveth Nigeria needs is our vigils of constant prayers. Prayers no dey too much. They av dia plans to execute dis evil in every part of Nigeria. Dia bombs will keep detonating b4 time and dem alone getting bombed in Jesus' name.

For more info on wat all these plans are and dia evil strategies, go to wikipedia.com. Type Abuja declaration which was done in 1989. God is not dead and much more alive. He'll execute judgment and d yokes upon our shoulders shall be lifted up making us dream. Nigeria will go back to its biuriful way.

Dis is more Dan Jonathan alone. It needs all our interventions both physically and spiritually.

God bless Nigeria!

Prayers don't win battles, tactical plans, good armament and devoted military does. We don't have any of those. Rely on prayer and get bombed to bits while on your knees

md4real:
Breaking news. Bomb blast just occurred in FCE Kontagora niger state. A female sucide bomber is suspected.

Details later

How far is that school from IBB's residence? Is he affected? Just asking

Like i care.....

Eve4eva:
says who? Only home lesson do u know how much? It's just that teachers don't brag. PROUDLY TEACHER

Babe u go stingy die. Dem dey teach una that one too for NCE abi TTC? The only people that sign signature on top dry garri and use ruler to confirm the length of remaining yam in the house.

OgeJesus:
Former governor of Abia state Orji Uzor Kalu was today arrested at the gate of Eagle Square Abuja as President Jonathan declares his re-election bid. Our source said Kalu was arrested when he wanted to force himself into the arena with an unmarked car. Security men at the gate insisted that he should be searched before hewill be allowed, but Kalu who wanted to play smart told his driver to force his way in.

At this point the security men ordered him down, searched his car and in the process discovered some strange objects suspected to be bomb. He was promptly whisked away with other female occupants of the vehicle.

More details soon

You skipped your drugs again, but why?

'Look up' could also be used in the context of 'drawing inspiration' or 'learning from'. I am looking up to him or , You cannot act that way when a lot of the students are looking up to you....

Sufdavinci:
How Boko Haram Overwhelmed Nigerian Troops Trying To Reclaim Mubi, Leaving Lt. Colonel, Several Others Killedhttp://saharareporters.com/2014/11/10/how-boko-haram-overwhelmed-nigerian-troops-trying-reclaim-mubi-leaving-lt-colonel-several

Nigerian army source, speaking with SaharaReporters this evening, has confirmed that Maiha Local Government Area in Adamawa State was overtaken today by Boko Haram militants.


Boko Haram militants
The military source disclosed that several units were this morning given the order to liberate Mubi, which is currently under the control of Boko Haram terrorists. Soldiers were given a complex strategy which included surrounding Mubi from multiple sides, led by a special strike force.

Setting off at 10 a.m after breakfast, troops from a temporary army base in maiha were ambushed by Boko Haram terrorists miles from Mubi, an attack they successfully overcame.

The source further confirmed that after troops advanced, they were again ambushed, during which time weaponry on two armored personnel carriers (APCs) became jammed. SaharaReporters was told that the helicopter which crashed today a few minutes after take off from Yola was carrying reinforcements.

Militants then swarmed troops, killing several of them and conquering Maiha LGA.

Many soldiers were also killed in nearby Maraba, including a Lieutenant Colonel, the source told SaharaReporters.

Several soldiers remain missing, the source said.

If this is true, then i give up on Nigerian Military. What happened to reconnaissance? That is basic elementary strategy and how could they have passed through even the military depot in Zaria without this knowledge

Now i am very angry

leofab:
not that, if you are hopeful, it will come to past!!!!

I believe. You have a mail.

leofab:
shake hand? No, I rather prefer a hug or a peck!!!!!!

That is like my caricature i guess? Like i will be waiting forever for the hand shake, peck and hug? Nice try...

Kasyn:
I'm not here to bore you with a well written long 'epistle',NO but to warn you(a little bit a of your time is needed)
**** **** **** ****
its now obvious that nigeria is heading towards what can be best described as the DOOMSDAY,sounds weird,right?
its gonna be bloody,its not gonna be FUN(though might be for some dudes). We are talking about the year 2015,not too far,right?
The politicians will leave us here once the madness is fully activated.......they will fly away with their private jets even the religious leaders!
are you prepared for this?
You don't want the syria situation here yet you were a tribalist all these years,you encouraged tribalism.
You don't want the south sudan situation here yet you stood by corrupt politicians,you voted them in.
You don't want the C.A.R situation here yet you are a religious fanatic,you encouraged religious fanatism.
You don't want the libya situation here yet you did nothing!
Oh it may be too late now,the madness is almost inevitable.......
How will you feel when you found yourself in a refugee camp in cameroon and your mum in another in benin republic? Or you happen to lose a loved one when the madness is activated?
"2015 is an unavoidable unpromising year for nigerians,i don't think the country will survive it"
the question is, are you prepared? When the politicians and religious men with their families are about to fly away with their private jets,do you have one? Or what plans do you have? They will tell you that nothing is gonna happen,you believe them? Lol.......wait till that day!
"When the madness is finally activated,it will be chaotic and bad,RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"
you first heard this from 'kasyn'.....(hope i made sense?)

Get this straight. Touts and thugs will create problems, some people will get killed, maimed or deformed. It wont last more than 2 weeks and the dust will settle. Those who put their necks on the line will have their nose bloodied. The rest will pick their pieces and move on. My only advise is to have raw foodstuff at home, some loose cash and fuel and maybe gas or kerosene depending on what you cook with. We will watch the updates on CNN and Channels.

Dasini:
I pity and cry for you peeeps who delight in bringing down an annointed man of God.I can see you lack wisdom.for those of us inchrist,we know and understand what heaven on earth means.from next shiloh,heaven on earth just began with me.

Sorry i am not quite into this religious stuff but is he the same guy that slapped the living day light out of one lady? If yes, sorry, i do not want be in that kind of heaven on earth. Make the man take slap deafen my ears ba? How will i explain it sef.....

Tufiakwa

Clinton207:
Already getting blessed via pre-shiloh encounter... Cant wait for shiloh to come,its gona be awesome all through. Come with an expectant heart they all will be met.come one! Come all!!

Are you guys insatiable? Else why would you go back every year when all your heart desires will be met this year, and i assume, it has consistently been met in previous congregations. I tire ooo.

Just one question, Am i going to get beer to buy? If no, can i come with my own VAT? if there is a NO to any of these questions, then i cannot justify coming through the traffic to Otta. I will rather pray to my God that hears in secret and He that hears in secret will definitely answer me definitively.