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Travel › Re: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by hardbody: 10:15am On Nov 10, 2014

leofab:
shake hand? No, I rather prefer a hug or a peck!!!!!!

You will get both and more....for being a lady. I am impressed.

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Properties › Re: Who Has Bought Cement For 1000 Naira Per A Bag Since The New Price Announcement? by hardbody: 9:04pm On Nov 09, 2014

Skillfullulu:
What would u do to the ones u had in stock, if u were to b a marketer? Don't tallk like that, y not hold on a little more time. Its too early to complain.

Dead right. Let us be reasonable, the sales people had old stock bought at the former selling price and they will have to sell off those. Else they will lose capital and gradually commence a descent in business fortunes.

Travel › Re: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by hardbody: 8:13pm On Nov 09, 2014

leofab:
yes you do. I love your gentleman's approach. Keep it up!!!! yes you do. I love your gentleman's approach. Keep it up!!!!

Thanks for your understanding and my apologies if i sounded rather harsh and brutal. We can always shake hands.

Education › Re: Top 10 Skills Everyone Must Have by hardbody: 2:46pm On Nov 09, 2014

Thewhizzkid1:
Humility
Medical skill-Even if na small, at all at all naim bad pass.
Cooking skill
Humour-At least, u should have some sense of humour..Nor be say u go day squeeze ur face for gud 24hrs-if person see u, e go run..
Cognitive skill
Appreciation skill-Ability to understand something.

A passing knowledge of law, taxation and business mgt.

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Education › Re: Female Student 'CAUGHT DOING IT' With Lecturer In His Office To Pass by hardbody: 2:25pm On Nov 09, 2014

Richy4:
It's not a new thing.
Just the same game with different players

...And different motives.....

Christianity Etc › Re: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by hardbody: 2:18pm On Nov 09, 2014

exxell:
I wish I can get my hands around your neck right now! I will continue squeezing till your eyes bulge out . Am a Christian but I believe you guys are demons posing as preachers. Very unsound doctrines that you people have. Shame on deeper life and Jehovahs witnesses. Nawa oo.

Bros u wan start another one? Wetin concern JW with the current post? We shayo pass everybody na

Christianity Etc › Re: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by hardbody: 2:16pm On Nov 09, 2014

Ukutsgp:
ok sorry. It is just that u are behaving like someone who was flogged mercilessly this morning.

Dnt be provoked. Remember that the bible says that anger lies in the bosom of a fool. So cool down and express urself clearly. I dnt insult people.

Bros u have failed. Did u say anger lies in the bosom of fools? Why u dey abuse yourself like this na

Christianity Etc › Re: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by hardbody: 2:13pm On Nov 09, 2014

dueal:
Silly logic. Did the scriptures record dat Christ used d toilet, or dat He played and laughed? Wine given to d man at the table in canaan was said to b d best served at d occasion. D pharisees called Christ a glutton and drunkard(will fruit wine do dat). Paul wrote do not b filled with wine wherein is excess(will fruit.wine bring about excess)....? please read d book in ur hand and stop teaching like d blind who go to some school and claim they know d word of God.

Typical Pharisee leaven.

Further to the above the wine typical with the people of that time in that region was extracted from olive. We all know that olive extracts are intoxicating. That was the same drink that Lot daughters got their drunk with and they took turns in screwing him and begeting kids. And please note before you castigate that act, it was ordained of God.

Christianity Etc › Re: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by hardbody: 2:07pm On Nov 09, 2014

Ukutsgp:
i'm nt adding. u should know the poison i'm talking about. is it true that nothing is wrong with 1-3? can u tell God that?

May be 3 is not exactly ok in its raw form because society thinks that way. I am however very away that it is used in some drug production. As for 1 and 2, i will not only stand before God and tell him i will do both acts in his very before. God does not lie so he will not speak from both sides of the mouth and even allow his son to brew wine at Cana of Galillee

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Travel › Re: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by hardbody: 1:13pm On Nov 09, 2014

scantee:
Abeg OP modify your title to Beautiful Lagos Island and Lekki in Lagos.

as am typing this my car is trapped by mud at Ago-Okota Area. only God knows when I will get out this place.

SMH.

When rather than concentrate and drive you are chatting, why your motor no go enter mud. Them take NL do u?

Travel › Re: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by hardbody: 1:11pm On Nov 09, 2014

leofab:
naivety is your case; so it's fashola that built those structures with his pocket money?

I am sorry but i do not think your response was deliberately directed at me. I do not see any relationship in my post and yours and where i even remotely referred to Fashola. I only sought to explain to the person i responded to why Satelite town has changed from what it used to be before she left.

Please for your information, i dont ever discuss politics and rarely governance. I hope i made myself clear.

Travel › Re: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by hardbody: 9:18am On Nov 09, 2014

Missonas:
Exactly!just came back from lag last week and was wondering where all the 'beautification of lag' went just like I'm wondering where the op got all these pictures from.The hold up is still second to none!not been to lag in years but i must say that in my area were i grew up(satty) there has been some changes but mehn the changes get more negatives than positives

No be swear but satelite is so water logged and the roads are so terrible that the area will never get any better. It was fine before you left because traffic and volume of humans was less, today Lagos grows in leaps and bounds and things ever continue to deteriorate in the light of no infrastructure to support the influx of people.

Christianity Etc › Re: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by hardbody: 8:51am On Nov 09, 2014

obezaleel:
monkey tail nko?

What of chairman and opeanye...alomo and co.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by hardbody: 8:48am On Nov 09, 2014

Ukutsgp:
These are some things a christian should not buy or sell.

1. Strong drink-alcohol-ogogoro-schnapps.

2. Beer-gulder-star-calypso-chelsea-heinekein.

3. India hemp- weed-igboo

4. Cocain

5. Cigreete.

6. Blue films-indecency.

7. Porn magazines

8. Fake drugs-expired goods or commodity.

9. Mini-skirt.

10. Poison

u can add yours.

You people have started again. Nothing wrong with 1 -3. Things should be done in moderation. 9 depends on where u wear it. And therefore could be sold. Rat poison is not a bad thing to sell. Meanwhile please note that regular drugs are also poisonous. So should we not sell these?

Absolute crap. The holy book says dont add or remove else you will get additional punishment and or reduced blessings

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Friendly (1 - 0) - Live by hardbody: 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2014

Ayoswit:
mind u calabar is nt uyo neither uyo calabar. uyo babes find pass calabar own

Auntie na lie. Calabar babes are real cuties, soft spoken and chic. Uyo can also boast of a few beautiful babes but definitely not to be compared with the calabar babes especially the efik girls. Even their accent when they speak english is seductive. (the efik girls)

Romance › Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by hardbody: 6:10pm On Nov 07, 2014

firstEVA:
gold digger how? Is it a dash? Just to use pending when I buy mine, whats so bad about that?

Except you are his wife the matter raised here doesnt hold water. If he gives you to use pending when you get yours, trust me, you will never get yours.

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Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Older Women Stand Urinating And Younger Women Bend Urinating by hardbody: 2:59pm On Nov 07, 2014

All the responses here are hilarious. I guess it has to do with the topic which on its own is very funny

Politics › Re: The Helicopters That Evacuated CDS Badeh’s Family From Mubi: A Lesson For All Ni by hardbody: 12:10pm On Nov 07, 2014

Spydamannn:
This got me thinking

Me too....

Phones › Re: MTN Launches N10 Recharge Cards Today by hardbody: 12:01pm On Nov 07, 2014

RedBenson:
Who still do flashings these days? Na so d person poor reach?

Bros i still encourage people to flash me ooo. I then call them back. Otherwise i may never remember to place that call and maybe nothing gets done. This is especially true with my projects.

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Car Talk › Re: Why I'll Never Buy A Tokunbo Car Again by hardbody: 11:58am On Nov 07, 2014

rhames:
anytime you decide to buy a tokunbo car,always make a budget for the engine replacement. They are sold to you without a guarantee and are very problematic.

My first car was a Benz 200 that i personally went to Cotonou to pick. I drove it till i gave it out after like 5 years and that was when i did some work on the engine. I bought a Toks Montero American Spec off Berger Cement car sales area, that vehicle is still in my house very useful after more than 5 years of massive usage including inter state movements. The only reason i now use mint vehicles is because the company buys them for me as status vehicles. There is no way in hell i will use 18m to buy a 2013 pajero that was given to me in my former employment or use 8m to buy a ford edge as is the case in my recent job. Good Tokunbo cars still exist. If you do not know what to look out for, take along an experienced mechanic. I spent time acquiring that knowledge and by the time i went to buy, i was asking more meaningful questions and checking out stuff mire than my mechanic. Toks remains a good alternative to the common man. Indeed i have been eyeing this camry as a small car i can buy and be using occasionally.

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Phones › Re: MTN Launches N10 Recharge Cards Today by hardbody: 6:55am On Nov 07, 2014

matrixx9:
http://..com.es/2014/11/mtn-launches-n10-recharge-card.html

http://www.punchng.com/news/mtn-launches-n10-recharge-card/

The card is for 'flashing'.....

It is called flashing credit.

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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by hardbody: 6:38pm On Nov 06, 2014

Happy Birthday. Where can i send your cake?

Politics › Re: [graphic] Another UNIBEN Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists(18+) by hardbody: 6:07pm On Nov 06, 2014

PapiWata:
You are right, all vigilante groups in Nigeria carry pump action shotguns openly, and far greater numbers are duly licensed for private use, but not shown in public.

The Browning pistol to which you refer above is NOT available to civilians under current Nigerian firearm laws , unless they can produce a special permission document signed by none other than the president of the Nigerian federation. Legally, pistols of ANY sort are ONLY allowed to be carried or kept at home by serving and retired military or law enforcement OFFICERS.

Dead right. All my high contacts said it is only the president that could give me the special permission to carry a pistol of any nomenclature, Colt, barreta, brownie, police special etc....but i am going for pump action that could be cut to size.

Politics › Re: [graphic] Another UNIBEN Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists(18+) by hardbody: 6:05pm On Nov 06, 2014

PapiWata:
You are right, all vigilante groups in Nigeria carry pump action shotguns openly, and far greater numbers are duly licensed for private use, but not shown in public.

The Browning pistol to which you refer above is NOT available to civilians under current Nigerian firearm laws , unless they can produce a special permission document signed by none other than the president of the Nigerian federation. Legally, pistols of ANY sort are ONLY allowed to be carried or kept at home by serving and retired military or law enforcement OFFICERS.

Politics › Re: [graphic] Another UNIBEN Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists(18+) by hardbody: 2:50pm On Nov 06, 2014

rattlesnake:
where u see pump action for naija....

It is everywhere. I am even negotiating one t

PapiWata:
Shotgun blast for sure, right up close and personal.

Pump action full 9ja. I am even negotiating one together with the license. Infact i even wanted a brownie but the police is offering a pump action.

Education › Re: University With Worse Graduate In Nigeria by hardbody: 6:24am On Nov 06, 2014

E don be for OP. I am sure she never anticipated this level of bashing and antagonism. There is even an open challenge to a debate. I do not envy engrtee.

Politics › Re: MOPOL Makes A Daring Entry Into Mubi. by hardbody: 5:35pm On Nov 05, 2014

Trailblazer1:
im just baffled at the way our once gallant armed forces just chicken-out to a rag-tag ill-trained, virgin seeking boys.
i read of their gallantry at the ecomog, UN peace keeping force et al.
while serving as a corps member, i usually admire the soldiers at the camp, they looked so tough and brave.
Now the scamper at the sound of gun shots and and take to their heels at the rumour of bokoharam advancement.
The million-dollar question is where/how did things fall apart in the nigerian army?

Peace keeping is not war. They do not fight, they just starch their uniforms and look prim and proper. Collect dollars and come back home. It was only in Liberia that they fought, and I am aware that the entire barracks that went from Ohafia all died there. You only have their widows and children wandering in the barracks.

Meanwhile, there is no how these guys will withstand Boko Haram. They do not have the passion to fight. These are people who opted to join the military because of dearth in employment. It is not as if they had a deliberate plan and desire to join the army for the sake of defending the sovereignty of the country.

Celebrities › Re: Pamela Ofoegbu Is Dead, EbonyLife TV's Head of Programming by hardbody: 4:17pm On Nov 05, 2014

Paspane:
Requiem eterna dona eis domine et lux pepertua luciat eis

All these on top say person die ba?

I no even sabi the woman. I sympathize with her survivors though.

Travel › Re: Have You Ever Missed A Flight? by hardbody: 7:57am On Nov 05, 2014

amtheone:
Ours happened when we were returning from Akwa Ibom to Lagos. Imagine for 3adults. We actually prepared ahead of time but, for just no reason decided to relax a bit at home. Little did we know that such relaxation will mean so much.

Our flight was at 12noon but at about 9am I received a text that it has been re-scheduled to take off at about 2:45pm. I said to my wife if so, let's not rush. At about 12noon we headed to the air port. At 1pm we were stil on the road, to 2, we were still on and by the time we got to the air port it was all over. I looked at my family with our little angel, we had no other option than to double almost the amount we bought our initial tickets.

When we got to Lag, we made up our minds that we would never miss our flights again and it has been so.

So, share urs if it has happened to u.

Good luck to you to the extent that you never miss your flights anymore. I virtually live in the air and honestly i keep missing my flight. I think the worst culprit in my case is first nation (i hope i am right). I am so used to delayed flights (with Arik and Aero) that on two occasions i missed first nation both ways (to and from Abuja) on the same trip. Only last week, i was meant to go to Abuja with my MD and ED although on different assignments. They stay in the Island, I stay in the mainland. For an aero of 6.45am, i got to the airport (with my printed boarding pass) and there was the craft at the tarmac slowly but steadily rolling away. I was once at the airport (with one auntie) enroute Owerri. We checked our luggage in and did not hear our flight announced. By the time i started making enquiries and we rushed through the gates, we were told that the gates for the owerri flight was shut and that the aero i was looking at was headed to Abuja. We had to wait in Lagos for our luggage to come back, and there being no more flight to owerri that day, we re-routed to PH and got into that town by 10pm (we were at the airport as early as 6.15am). In short my missed flights are too numerous to mention. Lesson for me is i no longer take time for granted. I will rather wait for 6 hours at the airport than come too close to departure. It is usually worse when they change flight time, i just relax a lot more. Another step i take these days is to have my boarding pass with me. That way, so long as the craft is still on ground, i will surely board it. I was in Calabar for my AGM sometime this year. when it was time to leave, Arik or aero (I cant remember which) kept canceling their fight. From my Hotel room i booked Dana (Uyo to Lag) and left for Uyo in the morning. The driver taking me had no sense of urgency. I was getting into the airport at some minutes past teh advertised flight time, but i flashed my boarding pass and ran through into an aircraft that had its gates shut within 2 minutes of my boarding......

Too many missed or near misses jor..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help! Interview With Interswitch by hardbody: 6:54pm On Nov 04, 2014

debbie:
To those trying to learn how to use linkedin.I will open a thread and tell you from experience how i think it works,atleast i have gotten jobs there but my years of experience was not enough for the positions.But back to the matter......i have to prepare and go for the interview.

I hope i am not late on this and that you managed to attend the interview and that it went well. Interswitch is a good place to work. It is also an ethical company. Their Chairman is also the Chairman to my former company where i left recently to another job that i also got through Linkedin.

You may let us know what went down.

All the best, if the prospects are still open.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help! Interview With Interswitch by hardbody: 6:51pm On Nov 04, 2014

crudedude:
You're welcome.

I need to learn this LinkedIn finally...

My current job was through Linkedin. Even before then, I had a last meeting with the Chairman of a reknowned conglomerate, and the contact was through Linkedin. In all these instances, i never knew anyone in the companies, they only sought for request acceptance, i did, and someone now called to ask for my CV to be sent to a mail box, the rest is now history. I keep checking Linkedin on a regular basis for fresh invites.

What i do is when someone invites me, i quickly review his profile, if the person is an HR consultant, i immediately accept. We have been having on-going talks regularly.

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Travel › Re: The Sorry State Of Onitsha-Awka-Enugu-Ph Expressway by hardbody: 6:42pm On Nov 04, 2014

debbie:
If u are from Arochukwu,sorry dat silly guy by name chukwumerije and co have failed us.Even thhe Ohuabunwa's too! Just running around and eating money

Yes I am from Arochukwu. I do not know the nexus with Chukwumerije, forgive my crass ignorance on politics. As for the Ohuabunwas, yes, those ones are people i hate to know come from the same place as me. Dr. Ochi was the guy the guy determining what roads to be fixed during the PTF era and one of the Ikokwus was on the Board of Trustees of PTF then. It is a real shame. I was told that even when Alex Oti wanted to use his influence to patch up some part of the roads within town, the local government chieftains kicked against it and said roads cannot be fixed by individuals.

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