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Romance › Re: See The Text I Received From My Student :shocking by hardbody: 5:58pm On Oct 21, 2014
Meristem:
@OP wen next u share someone else's joke, credit him or her. I know where u copied this from. If u deny ill post de link here. It has been there since 2005 or earlier. Before u run to nl with copied stuff, bear in mind that some dudes have been there too Lol
BUSTED!!!
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Ladies Fond Of Dating More Than One Guy? by hardbody: 5:55pm On Oct 21, 2014
MzPreshie:
Variety is the spice of life bro.








Okay.... Attackers' league, you can come in now.
Dead on point. Same reason guys do the same. No sane reason to attack you
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 5:51pm On Oct 21, 2014
Montaque:
thank God ur cousin passed,would you have been suprised if she had failed? Thats the question some pple who I know may have studied better than your cousin are asking. And you should know that lawschool answers are like mathematical answers, 50 candidate can answer same thing and be correct, you should also know that there is emphasis on practice there. So it is a suprise thing even to me, for your info,the standard has changed. Those who made 2.2 previously will most likely fail the same exam if written NOW. Thank God,Onadeko gave us a hint beforehand and I was ready for anything.
I was amused at your write-up until i got to the point where you suggested that those who made 2.2 before may likely fail the examinations now. Shows how hollow you are. You believe in your life that after years of practice i will be faced with written (essay or objective) of the rudiments of Legal Practice and ii will fail? You obviously are yet to come to terms with what you went there to do and how it impacts you in real life. Now i can quite relate with the number of failures. It is in YOU.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 5:42pm On Oct 21, 2014
priscaoge:
Which ever way u twist am,Dude those guys didn't study well to merit a pass and that's Y they failed! Even those that haven't qualified call themselves Lawyers So are they not Charge and Bail?
I give up.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 2:39pm On Oct 21, 2014
olrotimi:
Failure would always point many accusing fingers. When the little children fail WAEC & UME, we jeer at them for neglecting their books and majoring in TV Series and social media bt when adults fail, we say its the system that failed them. #wash! na una be the first to enter law school?
God bless you sir. It is interesting to hear people talk about JAMB and WAEC not favouring them, a euphemism for saying i failed because i did not prepare well. Now they have been marked down and a different scheme introduced. Balderdash. Failure to prepare well has always amounted to preparation to fail well. We sef go the same Law School when we all had to use the Adeola Odeku auditorium and when there were no hostels or at best they were allocated by ballot. We still struggled coming from all parts of Lagos to write our qualifying examinations. This same OO taught me Civil Procedure and we all did not fail.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 2:09pm On Oct 21, 2014
kilmix:
Oga, "tweeting n doing all sorts of social media" does not stop one from reading... My subscription was on throughout the exams I was always on NL plus I was always updating one down four to go BBM..

You know what? I passed. The mass failure is from the system .

Drastically changing marking scheme when they told us it will start from next set, reducing exam time without prior notice and marking down students was the cause.
So they marked your papers with a different scheme and also allowed you an enlarged time different from that allowed the candidates that failed ? Bros argue logically.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:26am On Oct 21, 2014
priscaoge:
Same thing I said earlier,they didn't prepare for the exam and that's why they failed. This type of Lawyers are the Charge and Bail lawyers embarassed embarassed
No ma. They must qualify first by passing the Bar finals and being called before they can even assume the right of negotiating your bail.

It is not exactly the same. The person you call charge and bail is first a lawyer qualified to practise in all courts in Nigeria. If he chooses to 'specialize' in charge and bail, its his cup o tea.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:23am On Oct 21, 2014
chinex276:
do i know YOU?? or
do u know ME??
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Any which way pls Stop quoting me if u dnt av anything sensible 2 say.
Thanks 4 ur co-operation.
Dummy. In a forum writing and you dont want to be quoted? Are you in your right senses? I dont need to know maggots like you. If you type rubbish you get a whacking. Infact even if you make sense, which in your case is not feasible, you will still get a comment. So STFU and grow up.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:19am On Oct 21, 2014
priscaoge:
Lol cheesy cheesy So y dem come fail like this angry angry
The answer is simple. It is an examination, a professional examination for that matter. Those who go prepared, pass the exams. Those who spent time gallivanting, tweeting, doing all sorts of social media harakiri (apologies to bros) end up failing. I appreciate the plight if those who perhaps wrote the examination in a state of ill health and other similar circumstances.
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:14am On Oct 21, 2014
niggereyez:
just to correct a lil error in your post. .
I think this exam is written by law graduates already in law school... (duration of wch runs 1yr)
they write the bar exams and if they pass, they are called to bar...
my sis-inlaw just passed same exam..
Dead right. Straight on point. Weldone
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:10am On Oct 21, 2014
priscaoge:
[size=4pt] Charge and Bail [/size]
Even charge and Bail is not as simple as it sounds. If in doubt, commit a simple offence and get detained. You will appreciate the benefit of having someone standing around as a lawyer to get you bail
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:07am On Oct 21, 2014
chinex276:
Wat do u expect frm potential liars of the society... Smh
When kids talk or write, you know...
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by hardbody: 10:06am On Oct 21, 2014
kingzjay:
This is just a clear picture of our Legal system.... Their 'senior colleagues' discharged and acquitted Ibori of corrruption only to be charged and jailed abroad with a minor offence.

you are a dummy. There is politics in all spheres of life. Some of those senior colleagues are doing wonderfully well within and outside the country. We have at least one QC out there in the UK. Do not dabble into what you know nothing about.

If students fail the Bar final exams, so be it. Law profession is not the easiest of professions to practise. Let it be known that this is one profession where after a certain number of resits, you are advised to take some years off and when you come back and fail some more, the Body of Benchers will declare you not to be fit and proper to practise. You can still remain a lawyer with your LL.B. Now that is very Noble.







#TheyAreNotJustOk.com
Family › Re: Man Abandons Children In Boarding School For Eight Years by hardbody: 8:27am On Oct 21, 2014
Ojestas:
shocked . F*Ck Mr. Adepegba. .
That might just be what he needs for real.
Politics › Re: Who Killed Dele Giwa (19 October 1986)? by hardbody: 5:54am On Oct 21, 2014
Emelcee:
I really want to know the true identity of the killer of my mentor and God father Dele Giwa who was murdered in 19-10-1986, the same day i was born.
Pikin wey no stand well begin find wetin kill hin papa, the same thing wey swallow hin papa go swallow am join. If u insist as Baba...n...a

Anything wey u take complete am na u sabi....
Romance › Re: Is Prior Behavior Is A Good Predictor Of Future Behavior? by hardbody: 5:34am On Oct 21, 2014
I started off a very good quiet boy.i have grown to become thw black sheep of the family and the only face outsiders fear if they have to deal with our family. Pop n Mom forgive me for being bad as a guy and not keeping all the straight moral parts you brought me up to be but i still rep our family all the way.....


My one and only bros knows...
Education › Re: No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (see Photo) by hardbody: 7:39pm On Oct 20, 2014
shokky24:
Now you’re Smiling… You Failed it, You Read the Top Line as “What If I Told You“.. abi? lol

Drop your comment.
Truth be told, i got it wrong. I was waiting for the catch somewhere else.....

Big Ups Gee....


......And i am reputed to be smart
Sports › Re: Omeruo And Oboabona Are Amateurs - Taribo West by hardbody: 5:17pm On Oct 19, 2014
dabossman:
Er, Taribo did not play at USA 94. His first World Cup was 98, and we conceded 9 goals in 4 matches. No doubt Taribo's class was way above what we have today. The guy was a regular at both Inter and AC Milan. Omeruo and Oboabona have become complacent in recent times. They really need to sit up and get their act together. They can be much better than they are today.

Oh, and the Argies didn't defeat us with a last minute penalty. They had two well executed free kicks with with Claudio Cannigia scored. Our inexperience killed us.
Thanks for the corrections and further updates. We are still on same page on a few things including the inexperience and the fact we held our own Taribo West was also in a class of his own alongside his team members
Sports › Re: Okocha Annoying Hype by hardbody: 2:01pm On Oct 19, 2014
toecyne:
It is sometimes very annoying wen some people say Okocha is the best footballer ever, and that he is not recognized becos he is Nigerian.
Some even say he is better than Ronaldinho because he benched Ronaldinho wen dinho was only 20, and was yet to adapt to european football. Y not just say giggs is also better than C.Ronaldo because he benched him wen he was new in Man United or that Guily is better than Messi because he benched messi wen messi was still very young

Yaya toure is an african nd he is leading man city, Eto was Barcelona top striker for abt 4 years and a nigerian also played for barca in the 1990s, mikel(a nigerian) was nearly thorn apart by man u and chelsea, they wanted him badly.. my point is african/nigerian or not, you would be rewarded accordingly and sought after if you are that good. Okocha is jst over hyped
Maybe he is overhyped but please go and review his matches and goals.

What were you even trying to say?
Sports › Re: Omeruo And Oboabona Are Amateurs - Taribo West by hardbody: 1:49pm On Oct 19, 2014
Princecalm:
What was he when he was playing that he will call others amateur,instead of encouraging them to improve
I dont know ur age and whether you watched Taribo play. That guy was a rock of Gibraltar in the defence line. He was strong rugged skilled and had a heart of a lion. Their set was the last super eagles team we ever had. Remember they almost embarrassed the Argies in 1994 WC until FIFA referee allowed them a last minute penalty. They did not struggle with Sudan or lose to Congo. Those guys could easily have brought the cup back if not for world politics in football coupled with inexperience at that stage. I still respect them.
Education › Re: Can You Find The Hidden Animal In This Image by hardbody: 9:26am On Oct 18, 2014
Too simple a challenge
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Super Clean Fautless Torch 2 (4g Netwrk) For Sale @ 17k by hardbody: 9:23am On Oct 18, 2014
How far? Gone?
Health › Re: Negative Effects Of Vodka by hardbody: 7:30pm On Oct 17, 2014
jideomowunmi:
It's a date then....lolzzzz
You bet....
Health › Re: Negative Effects Of Vodka by hardbody: 1:08pm On Oct 17, 2014
jideomowunmi:
Drinking of cos...am not against alcohol..am guilty of it too at times...buh menh..vodka is just like d height of it for me...
Like they say, different strokes for different folks. Talking about guilt, i am not aware that there is a guilt in drinking alchohol. And yes alchoholism is morally bad and is punishable when you drive under its influence.

Lets drink out sometime. Just drinks ooo. I know enough about your orientation now. Lol.
Health › Re: Negative Effects Of Vodka by hardbody: 9:29am On Oct 17, 2014
jideomowunmi:
Lolzzzz....interesting...I still won't support d idea tho...if u ask me... smiley
Which of the ideas hear hun? Drinking or doing 'it' moderately?
Education › Re: Suicidal English By A Corps Member! Rate Education In Nigeria by hardbody: 9:22am On Oct 17, 2014
[quote author=decatalyst post=27204801][/quote]Which part of the country is she from?

On Topic, i will not use her to judge the level of decadence or otherwise in our educational system. My cousins and nieces ask me to help them on assignments that i did not come across at their level while in school. Besides, they speak and write good english grammar. I guess this person is a product, first of a terrible local and rustic primary/secondary school and subsequent university existing in one suburb.

Reminds me of one 'private' school behind my former residence. I once heard a teacher announcing instructions after the usual morning devotion and she kept repeating to the pupils, 'Are you hear'?

I was like, what will those kids come out with.

For the avoidance of doubt, the formative years remain the most crucial and this is where most of the training efforts should be channeled to ensure a strong bedrock for the kids as they grow up.
Politics › Re: Advert Of Woman’s brea*sts Posted On Side Of Van Causes 500 Car Crashes In 24hrs by hardbody: 7:41am On Oct 17, 2014
publicenemy:
An advertisement showing a woman’s bare breasts has reportedly caused more than 500 accidents in one day in a poorly-thought out PR campaign.

The photograph showing a woman cupping her breasts with a thin blue strip across the nipples was posted on the side of 30 vans in Moscow, Russia.

The advert simply read: ‘They attract’.

But as the vans drove around streets in the city, cars started colliding with one another in their wake. It is thought 517 accidents happened in total.

Ildar Yuriev, 35, was one of the motorists affected.

He said: ‘I was on my way to a business meeting when I saw this truck with a huge photo of breasts on its side go by. Then I was hit by the car behind who said he had been distracted by the truck.
(Picture: google maps)(Picture: google maps)

‘It made me late and left my car in the garage and although I am insured I am still out of pocket.’

Sarafan Advertising Agency, the company that organised the sign, said it would pay compensation to all those who crashed.

A spokesman said: ‘We are planning to bring a new advertising format onto the market, encouraging companies to place their ads on the sides of trucks, as we thought this would be a good alternative to putting them on the sides of public transport.

‘We wanted to draw attention to this new format with this campaign.

‘In all cases of accidents, the car owners will receive compensation costs from us that aren’t covered by their insurance.’

Not really an apology though is it?
Russians are perpetually high on Vodka and continually having accidents and road rage. It is not exactly the advert, brashness and fighting is like Peak milk to them......It is in them
Health › Re: Negative Effects Of Vodka by hardbody: 6:50am On Oct 17, 2014
jideomowunmi:
And u still drink it?
I havent had vodka since that Management retreat, but if it is all there is to drink, i will still drink it. Moderation is the key word. As they say, 'Man know thyself'. I know when to stop. Afterall even if it is being offered, i know i can afford not just a vat but indefinite numbers of barrels, so why be a glutton?
Sports › Re: We Sacked Keshi To Save His Life – NFF by hardbody: 6:18am On Oct 17, 2014
TheGoodJoeHunt4:
[b]It is clear that fighting for Nigerians is the most difficult task to do.

I wonder what was Coach Keshi's crime. He should call Uche? Or Martin's? Are there not players in the country who could do better?

I do not think they was a hostile reception of Coach Keshi because he left his technical area through out the game. That does not signify a man being pelted,

Thank you Coach Keshi for your hard work. The new stars you discovered for the country and the home based lads you exposed and gave them hope for a better life.

Coach Keshi and his crew are heroes. I will never forget them.

*******************************************************************


My Best Moments Under Coach Keshi and his crew.

The Super Eagles draw against Catalonia. Nice goal by Bright Dike.
The Super Eagles success in defeating Cote d'Ivoire at AFCON.
The demolition of Mali at the AFCON.
The Triumph over Burkina Faso and the win of the AFCON.
Mikel's lovely goal against Uruguay at the Confederations cup.
Mikel's dominating performance against Spain.
Mikel's nomination for the African Player Of The Year.

The turn around performance of the Super Eagles in the CHAN game against Morocco.
The equalising goal by Uzoenyi against Morroco at the CHAN. A lovely curling goal.
The winning goal by Ibrahim Abubakar. The dance after the goal was funny and memorable.

Nigeria's World Cup Qualification winning game. The way people of Calabar ran to the section of the VIP crew to Celebrate with the Governor of the Cross River state - Gov. Liyel Imoke.

The draw against Italy. The man of the match performance of Shola Ameobi. One assist and A Lovely goal by Shola Ameobi after receiving an amazing cross from Benjamin Francis.

The defeat of Bosnia at the World Cup. A Nice slot in by Osaze and a last minute foot save by Enyeama, stopping Dzeko's chance of a last minute equaliser.
The brace of Ahmed Musa against Argentina.

Finally the brace and goals from Ahmed Musa against Sudan. The lovely goal from Aaron Samuel. Despite all the criticism of bringing a player from the Chinese league, showed Aaron Samuel had quality.

Miss you Da Big Boss and his crew.[/b]
So he eventually died? Chai chisos......
Health › Re: Negative Effects Of Vodka by hardbody: 10:40pm On Oct 16, 2014
jideomowunmi:
grin...am guessing u r huge fan of vodka...
Babe not exactly. I down everything but in moderation. At my last management, i did so much vodka (straight) that i missed the the entire morning session the next day
Sports › Re: NFF Sack Keshi, Pick Amodu As Replacement by hardbody: 3:43pm On Oct 16, 2014
padeolu:
Isn't amodu as useless as keshi?

Why not bring in a better interim coach, why Amodu of all peoplehuh??
Amodu is not as useless as Keshi. He is far more useless than Keshi. Nigeria is finished. The onky thing that may work in the interim is that IK and the youngster may be invited and they will play their hearts out just to villify Keshi. Thereafter nothing more will happen. How are the mighty fallen
Health › Re: Negative Effects Of Vodka by hardbody: 9:06am On Oct 16, 2014
jideomowunmi:
All of dis...? shocked shocked shocked...vodka shud be banned.. sad sad
Why must vodka be the flagship of this alchohol bashing thread? By the way, a man must die of something sometime someday. While at it, have fun catching fun.

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