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otimize:
GGMU... Martail to score!

like God answered our prayers! fatso is out injured! let martial marshal the front line, though it seems lvg shackles all our flair players, tell them to play safe!

nothing but 3 nil win would do for me today for all the boring torid times ive endured with united this season.

btw, did any body watch the mauling of the blue half of Manchester?

DDeliverer:
Tis impossible to turn a girl down without them hating you..impossible.

i once did....and the lady started making plans to deal with me..I even heard she was planning to arrange cult guys for me..lol

They just feel they can have whatever they want...and when they dont, they become very bitter and brutal.

women ego! taller than their male counterparts!

there is no polite way op; know why it hurts them more? cos they be feeling 'how can different types of men be chasing me, yet i get turned down by the one i really want?' it shld hurt them like hell.

PassingShot:
Great. It's good to see the judiciary refusing to be used as pawns by corrupt politicians.

The judiciary has in the time past let down Nigeria. Let's hope it has resolved to play the role of last man's hope against the cabals.


ButI I thought there was a report thay Dokpesi had left EFCC custody a few days back. Soothing to see people like Dokpesi, Dasuki, Yuguda. Bafarawa et al spending days with EFCC even before being charged to courts. I never thought a day like this could come so soon.

as much as i would love any one who has been behind this country not moving forward brought to book, i would not trade waters with you as to infringing on the rights of Nigerians. witch-hunting

how can u rejoice that the right of a citizen is been tramped upon?
is this a military ear?
some1 that got a phone call of invitation, and as a respectable nigerian, responded to the invite, only to be rounded in, without arrest warrant or the likes and you rejoicing?

pray this kinda thing does not happen to you

answer to Question 1:

the heart always knows if it is the right person we are with or not. it would always tell us to get it done with and if we are sincere with ourselves, we can hear the silent call.
BUT due to some GAINS we derive from the other party, we ignore that call.

2) U only have perfect angels, not humans. you are the other half of the incomplete being you are might for. U make each other whole / complete. one without the other, is hollow and eternally imperfect.

3) gone are the days where women gladly take up implements and go to farm. gone are the days when men need not stress much to marry. No FINANCE, KINDLY KEEP YOUR ROMANCE cos life wouldnt be fair on you nida wud she.

4) pastors should be involved. this would make both parties serious. and lead to less stress.

5) No. after a while, irreconcilable differences can be noticed in such cases, u cant bind.

EggovinMma:
most men of God are one time bad ass niggars
Little wonder I got no respect for majority of them.
Bunch of retired thieves, arm robbers, fraudsters, ritualists. Unfortunately, some still indulge.

Ever heard of David? how about Saul turned Paul?

His ways is not our ways nida is his tots....

Shalom

Oluwatobex:
All the Chelsea haters here.... ehm... I no go curse una... Chelsea will surely win this match... Yea... We will

Howz d view from down there?

This relegation battle iz real mehn

OZAOEKPE:
"I just want to use this medium to tell Genea, that she might have heard these words a million times from guy both on nairaland and off nairaland, I may not have a car now, or 6 packs like nyanya, but I really and truly love her.
I love you Genea". Quote me Genea when you accept my proposal

u picked the wrong thread dude, possibly the wrong time cos Genea is looking for fuel to charge her dead phone.

never aint gono respond

#bootstoshityguys

he is a Muslim, autopsy cant be carried out.
where is the evidence gono come from ?
if this is true, then the guy planned it well. but we all wud ansa to the maker

btw, word of mouths dont hold in the court of law might i rhetorically remind them

What sorts of half journalism is this channels?

No pictures?

Btw, Itz great to know he is alive.

vivianblog3:
lovely

S1 finally beat u to it! u.
Can't imagine out of 15 topics on fp, 13 comes from u.

But hey, no hates, some of ur gist r top drawers.

Others r simply lame


@ op Wud luv to know What went down wit those two.
Basket, easy on dah grip, he ain't dah Messiah

vivianblog3:
lovely

S1 finally beat u to it! u.
Can't imagine out of 15 topics on fp, 13 comes from u.

But hey, no hates, some of ur gist r top drawers.

Others r simply lame


@ op Wud luv to know What went down wit those two

SeverusSnape:
Did someone say these people will be defeated by December??

That person is definitely a dull'ard.

N he just jetted to Iran!

How can a man's house be on fire n he goes on tour chasing cricket?

#changeshortchanged

May his soul rest In peace.

rodDICK:
U'll stand alright, but bending slightly to reach for his lips isn't bad either, I mean, isn't that what men do in most cases? So why can't u?

I think if he balances up in other areas, a short man will make a decent lover.

Virus Alert: Short Guy Detected!

What wud u have me do?:

Delete Quarantine Do nothing


Me: Delete

Laveda:
calm your nerves
So tell me what you know.

Nerves la supa calm.....

Sure u really want me to say say it here?
With al them prying eyes, sniffing noses n flapping ears?

Laveda:
Tall guys or nothing

Yea, we already know why

Why do short men do wor?

No man is short whose pocket is very tall

Btw, full size pix of u or #ahdonblivit.


This moniker has been dead silent n this topic is meant to Rebrand?

Simply whack

amtaken:
He wants to turn the whole of Nigerians into almajiris. God forbid!

Only God wud help Nija this December, imagine the hikes in pump prices/ T. fares , for people to go be with their loved ones.

Something Nija had overcomed under Gej. U wanted change, they short change u!


Sorry for folks that own rides that sucks fuel like demons. They be grounded.

Some

Don't trust INEC

Seems they r wit apc

CACAWA:
chill...it may interest you to know that most of our oil wells are becoming gas wells as they are getting old and in their last phase. Sadly, Nigeria does little with the gas produced...mainly due to poor transport infrastructure and few interested users. What the gas export conference offers therefore, is an avenue to meet with foreign investors who will be given government incentives to help us restructure our gas network infrastructure as well as construct gas powered turbines for electricity generation.

Most of the issues you raised above cannot be solved by sitting in the presidential villa, and I expect you to know that as a minister of the federal republic and an elder in your own right. Please let us be mindful of our public conduct.

Dude puleez!

He has been touring since he came in to power! Blowing billions of naira , What has come out of such tours?
It is d rod in Moses hands that brought deliverance not by running from pillar to post. Let him wave d magic wand he hoodwinked Nigerians with b4 electing him

He needs to sit down , think n take steps!

For all Nigeria cares , he is just blowin another huge sums on this wild goose chase.

N as usual, come home wit alot of selfies ! Simply whack

amtaken:
I bet this trip is more important than the lives of the:

1. Dead soldiers posted here few days back.


2. The missing soldiers.

3. The boko haram victims who just lost their lives in Yobe and Kano boko haram insurgency;


4. The fuel scarcity which has brought so much hardships to Nigerians.


5. The unpaid Civil Servants salaries and the double taxation they are facing.

6. The bad roads claiming people's lives in Nigeria.

7. The Naira devaluation.
8. The gross unemployment being suffered by many Nigerians.


9. The economic recession facing Nigeria since May, 2015.
10. The failed APC promises.



We are tired of jet-in and jet-out photos.





We want to see a better nigeria.


FTC dedicated to all those who are not afraid to call a spade a spade.

Miss placed priorities!

He is the northern fresident , minister of petroleum n tourism....How wud other ministers perform when his own ministry is on fire, grounding almost all economic processes yet he jets out! Bond style


Oh Nija!

Krystalzkris:
just like football is not a sport.

It wud be daft to say that.

Nonetheless, that analogy is off @a tangent to this discussion.


While Religion seek to set rules And regulations, that are. Most times odd, inhuman And seeks showmanship(hypocrisy)

Christ on the other hand, came to show us how to live And to love. How to care And to relate with God. To worship n give God thanks.

Religion in his time says no healing on d Sabbath day even when some 1 is in pains, he wasn't having that, he healed. Religious men in his time seek attention with their prayers, giving et all, he came to show us a better way.
THERE IS NO WAY U CAN SAY CHRISTIANITY IS A RELIGION WHEN CHRIST HATES EVERYTHING RELIGION.
Christianity = Christ like

BlackPeni5:
So sad that a man with heavy allegations over his head is given the gubernatorial ticket and goes ahead to win. Shows Nigeria is indeed not ready for true democracy with accountability.

However, Kogi people have voted...and so it shall be.

U cudnt be so sure the result reflects Kogi people 's choice,

A quick question: why is it that the card readers do fail to read one opponent (PDP) thumb prints but APC thumbs have no qualms? And then d Apc candidate goes on to win?
I didn't even bother to wait for d results b4 I knew audu was gono win. U can use d card reader to predict who's gono with !
Case in Point: Gej vs The Northern President. Now this.

Where did d card readers come from n did Jega script Apc into them?

We are watching out for that of bayelsa

Hope to God he isn't. We Don't want another uprising like that of bh

adorablepepple:
Abusers of their self with mankind not the other way round. Don't get it twisted

Flee all appearances of sin....for out out of the abundance of the heart, d mouth speaketh"

Let me ask all of u that indulge in masturbation: What goes tru ur mind when u r in d act?
Is it any different from this who engage in sexual activities? Is the end product of such acts diff from fornication?
Do u feel kul to pray after such act?


We have the spirit of Christ to direct us in all righteousness And for a man to wake up n say because maturbation isn't expressly written in the Bible therefore Itz no sin, such is not lead by d Spirit.

Where there is a will, a way comes.

Here we are standing tall, tru AAA adversities ,we r one! Centenary song.
.

menesheh:
Is Christianity a religion?

CAPS LOCK: N 2 dah O

shumuel:
What We Men Really Pray For

There is no man on planet Earth that isn't wishing for a wonderful family, we all do, and our prayers has always been ''Lord give me a wonderful wife and a happy family''.

We never wish to be cheats, no none of us wished to be that, we just want a loving and caring wife who knows her duties well and also good at them.

Well the photo below is a picture of what we Men really wish for in our marriages.

Wonda where it all go wrong then!

During d first preggy?
Having diff levels of libido?
Getting tired of one soup?
Lack of spice n dead romance?
getting used to each other?
Lack of respect?
Nagging?
Husby not fulfilling his financial responsibility?
Secrets?

Where does it all go wrong?

HIbreed:
when this scenarios is the order, 80% of the time,the husband is to be blamed.

How is husby to be blamed for wanting a share of What is duelyhis? There is no way he can keep it secret from his wify if he is having issues.

menesheh:
Christianity is not a religion, it is a way of life devoid of worshipping a deity. Only religious people worship one sky fairy or another. Christians don't worship anything. How i wish they worship God, they will be called a religion.

Sacarsm?

Christianity worship God n live like Christ, hence d name Christians - Christlike.

Even Christ was @ a tangent wit tge religious people of his time: Pharisees n saduces.
Religion set laws that may be inimical to human well being.

Striking a balance is most difficult.

Easier said than done. N if d husby is @ loggerheads with his family cos of land etc, d wify shld stay clear. Only advise ur husby, never openly wage war with inlaws

Point of C, Christianity is not a religion