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HARDDON:
This would teach mumuNo a lesson: to have a lil respect for all and not spill his gut at every given time. cant imagine the joy in that doc's mind right now!

Mukina2, Wenger is his piss parlour! hahaha

ahh! yet another one!

Mshitty doing MumuNO long and hard! raw with no Vaseline courtesy

Ouch!

This would teach mumuNo a lesson: to have a lil respect for all and not spill his gut at every given time. cant imagine the joy in that doc's mind right now!

Mukina2, Wenger is his piss parlour! hahaha

aieromon:
Terry off

Zouma on

Let the goals start raining

which goals?
dry gin club is seeing its period!

lousy coach with a wet blanket tongue

God You Reign------Lincoln Brewster

listen and feel your mortal mind transformed to the heavens
gliding on the wings of an overwhelming wonder
then u descend emitting thousands of glory sparkles!

God You reign, tru all heights and depths

You reign

edwife:
Rooney's case is lost!

The guy just chop your club money.... very lousy player.

glad it is unfolding like this.....

guess barca will lose this!

did any1 notice the amount of offside Rooney garnered today instead of goals?

edwife:
So this is how United will be playing for this season?

Only one goal?

its beta this way...... LVG would be forced to buy a striker worth his onion......

u know the guy experiment alot

more goals boys! we aint a one goal scoring side.....!

could some1 help with a livestreaming link?

op, you can as well give the friend your wify too for the said FRIEND to have a thr33some while you capture the moments with a 5D super sensitive Smart Camera!

and be ready to explain to the whole family what choir master and mistress are doing singin in the middle of the night

I initial inertia!

But I luv the convincing nature of d score line: sends a clear loud msg:

ishiamu:
Dullard of the year

Busy taking shots while d naira takes a nosedive against d dollars

They even have the temerity to still smile

ishiamu:
Dullard of the year

Busy taking shots while d naira takes a nose against d dollars

adeyemi2015:
When will you start seeing something positive in this administration?
Try to strike balance and be objective..... at least for once pls!

What Gov? The last time we all checked, the country has been on auto mode!

Besides, when u say objective, r u insinuating all corrupt apc goons be let off the hook?

I wish arse'nal wud remain where they are now by d end of the season let's see how mukina2 wud be able to wear those her foul mouth Pampers again!

United we Roll!

aieromon:
I can't wait....post pics here

Beware qhat u wish 4!

Ogogoro club drunk again!

slap1:
Hehe. With own goals?

Goal is goal, sweeter even when lady luck lurks

Real men don't roll like that Son!

Besides shirts r too expensive to be left in d hands of. an amateur , just imagine she dips it in, brings it out n to to da hanger like INTROVERT wud do

HARDDON:
Lvg u can lose to any other team this season, I'd over look it, But If u lose to this Portuguese mallam, I'd have that ur balls, u showed to bayarn Munich players, for keeps

Mou got served in his own coin: park d bus, guess he knows how it feels like now....

baslone:
Its a versace still!

Made in ABA

Captainswag225:
o.p, thats nothing new to mourihno, he always throw any medal he wins to the fans. Stop hating.

Lienus!!!!

Lvg u can lose to any other team this season, I'd over look it, But If u lose to this Portuguese mallam, I'd have that ur balls, u showed to bayarn Munich players, for keeps

lovelygurl:
it was d guy that took d pic!

Oh, we didn't know!!

pretydiva:
C as shame catch me as I read dis story..dat gal is a big disgrace not only 2 herself alone buh 2 womanhood n 2 her entire generation

Chaii..a whole corper having an affair wit a guy old enough 2 b her kid bro..dis life yaff spoil finish..wat a cheap w.hore she is...dont even no wat 2 say..

This poster is very holy! Ouch holy smoking!

PhockPhockMan:
Just asking.

Would it be wrong to call u a fool right now?
As for d op that moved this to d front page, thunder that would strike u is still warming up!

AwesomelyMade:
A lot of times, we do things in the name of love or winning over a lady. But an average Nigerian lady really intepretes most of these gestures as desperation, lack of self worth or plain foolishness.

If you do any of these, you might want to think again especially if you are not married;

1. Telling a lady you can die for her: This is just an expression of low self worth. A lot of ladies are are beginning to see through these deceptive lines. At the end of the day, they discover that the guy cannot even kill a cockroach for them. Those words are just means to a selfish end.

2. Travelling thousands of miles just to meet someone you saw on the net: A right thinking person would not embark on this journey. Anything can upload any pix on the net and claim to be that. Even when it eventually becomes who you think it is, the lady might not say it, but she knows you are another mugu on the loose.

3. 'I love you pass my mother': As strange as this sounds, some guys still say it to a lady. Ladies if a guy tells you this, please kick him out your house and life, he doesn't love you. If you have a cane and can flog him, do that as well too. Thanks in advance.

4. Describing ex in worst words: Well I guess if you are not reserved with him, he might even describe you worse with his next lady. If you break up with a lady, old things are passed away, and all things have become new, don't think you can buy your lady's heart by painting your ex with despicable terms. If she is shrewd, she will refuse you.

If you want to win a lady's heart, you need not do these thing because the valuable ones will see you as very cheap. You are not cheap anyway but please don't act that way. Thanks.

Copyright2015 AwesomelyMade

Totally mono cultured Binoconcave Len u wearing op, here let's illunimate ur mind:

1) guy tells a lady he can die for her....this is figurative although not necessary, this is What He actually means:
When a guy starve himself to make Sure she eats n cloth fine, is He not dying for her?
When he buys her a bottle of malt n manages pure water is it not death? When he uses his school fees to pay hers, n his feeding money to make her hair , is it not death? When he stands up to cultists to protect her, What other form of death is more daring?
So u see, a loving guy dies for his woman daily!

2) another point beclouded by narrow mind:
The heart has a mind of it's own n luv smiles from crazy Quaters. Gurls actually luv it when guys go out of their way to care. N As d saying goes, home is where d heart is. Pick the $1300 dollars' ticket If u may, who knows, she might just be the one. U wud be glad u did

3) he needs not say it, But he does If he is not tied to the Momma's aprom strings. Maximum, he spends 12 years with momma, But spends his remaining life with her....

4) Oh u didnt just say that!
Ladies love it when they are told these kinda stories it gives them assurance that he ain't gono go back to d said ex! N she wud also watch her ways not to roll on those lanes.
But I'm not d type to go dwelling on d past

All reasons are flawed op, next time pull d wool outa ya rule b4 u roll

lagmostkuit:
True buh some guys just wouldn't accept NO 4 an answer

U know why?

Cos they r hunters: hunters' law states that If u come st8t mistakenly n the animal jolts, take ur time n lay siege, never losing focus, then when IT least expect, blam u hit it! Realizing it wasn't worth d stress,
U move on to d next target.

Then d old IT begins to wail u broke her heart forgetting that she BROKE UR CARING SOUL first

A wantom n unending circus circle

BekeeBuAgbara:
But she and her husband [Bill and Melinda Gates foundation] have already given billions of dollar to charity, they're still giving.

Do you think she will leave Malawi without ''droping something''?

Why indulge d press then with that kamikazy move?

To show humility or solidarity?

INTROVERT:
Happy sunday

She-male is everywhere!
No other life out there I suppose?

@ op, the list isn't totally true, there r still true churches that r based on reconCiling men to God

Needless!

Why get involved when a lil dough can solve that?

As teacher Chike wud put it, " only Beatles carry loads on their neck "

Hope she doesn't develop neck aches after that... for the eagle has no business scratching for worms

He looks like As house boy

See the way his cap I is hanging lose with his xena d warrior princess latch sandals
Life myst bed comedy to him ?