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Sparkle777:
Lolz, am also a family counsellor. So was not talkin out of experience.

How do u guys do that?
U preach prosperity and live in abject poverty? Sorry for d analogy

BUh how do u give what u dont have.....havent experienced?

I pay u gud money n u turn arnd n give me fables off some bedspread sized sheet of paper?

nickkylawve:
Dear future husband...
please I beg u, m also praying for you..
please if you know you wouldn't love me purely, truthfully and faithfully, remain where you are. If you know you would go chase after girls that look hotter than I am, please remain single..
If you know you will lay your hands on me, I can help you find contract at a wrestling company now..
I beg you! I have a fragile heart.
I will try my best to be the best wife in your world if you play your role well.. Thank you!

Dear Future Wify, i here by make an appeal as i pray for u also, if you know u wudnt be submisive, homely n dedicated, remain where u r. If u know u wud go comparing me with bill gates because his got more cash, please keep going for husby midnight prayers.
If u know u wud come and swell up in my house that i have to adjust all doors in the house so u can go tru, i can pay ur fair to china to link up yokozuna

I implore u. I have a full pocket
I am gono be d best husby, rock ur web if u help build a home

Warm Regards
From a loving Heart
Yet in d wild

PunkyVeer:
Lol, there are many types of animals, which one? A rabbit? A chicken? Or maybe you last longer than the other two, a dog, maybe?

Oh common now, give dah brother some credit!

He makes love like a lion!

D only thing is, ditch d roar n d predatory aura, lion only dig in 4 times n d id1ats pour.

agarawu23:

AgarawuAgarawu, they say names pattern behavours,
What is d meaning of that?

Agarawu

Whoof whoof whoof!

Beastiality fatality!

Why stop @ just tearing pants n bra? Take it a notch up by tying them to d bed or some chair, hands n legs spread eagle. Whiping them as u load in!

Perfect cure!

agarawu23:
but we didnt receive the glory while gej was in power. Am I missing something?

The only thing u r missing is ur brain!

Use it

Sparkle777:
Get her a job. Try do ur best to satisfy her. Also talk to her, vib rators can be addictive.

HEHehe, someone has been a very gud badt gurl

agarawu23:
[s][/s] only enemy of progress will not notice the changes in Nigeria.

When will you guys start telling ppl the truth ?

All mechinary set in motion by GEJ!
APART FROM that almajiri's malodourous BODY odour, and his littering the exalted seat of power with his fellow nomads, nothing has been done!


Receiving glory from someone else work without due diligence, tantamounts to plagiarism and itz punishable by law goons!

babasanti:
sai buhari, the FRESIDENT OF WEST LIEGERIA

West? Nah Lorth lieGeria

Ahi kai walahi, mai gworo dey mai taba dey mai shanu, dey mai buraitashi, akura dey may shayi, suo shiga gorvumety. Ba kwomi, a chi, a sha! Shekara hudu zei wuche dey gudu! Wana babahold up bezeyi kwomi ba

Sai babaHOLD UP! SAi baba BURANTASHI!

Dan iska kowe!

wow!

but the sight is weird!

cant imagine......seeing ur mama ....... with the scream et all

sacrifices!

for some to get rich, others have to................


any difference from shrine?

would have commented if she was b e a u t i f u l

And what has he to say?

Wonder why dey waste space with these presidents that dont bring anything to d table

how deceptive!

what has the body of the text got to do with the thread title?

OBAMA the way u go about this gay gospel is not only alarming but disheartening!

how can a man born of a woman advocate such evil?

Ginaz:
I can see from taking a look at your stomach that you can poo very well

Kindly correct Your MET blunder to MEET instead of trying to take a whack swing

Ginaz:
let's recreate old memories, sometimes we take special moments for granted like how we met our love, what they were doing, how it happened. let's just be romantic for once, especially our Nigerian men . all they know after meeting you is "kpekus"

let me tell mine...

his cousin was a very good friend of mine, so, I saw him for the first day and was blown away. but he's the shy type and doesn't talk much. so one day, he just came and sat next to me when i visited, to my surprise, he's a chronic talkative. we clicked from there ,lol, the rest is history


please share yours, let's make here lovey with love.

U mean to say "and d kpekus sharing began sporadically !? wor eva dah means!

Nice!

Buh ehm, I hate these toying looking cars!

Just for pics not rides

Teryfik:
wat da hell r u insinuatingsaraki betrayed d Apc n buhari was queit...have u 4gotten he is an ex-general n lyk they say once a general always a general meanwhile they r xo many ways 2 win a fight without even pinching ur opponent

Men show up to the ring!
They don't go behind instigating their husbands to put up a fight like WOMEN do!
We cud pardon women Co's they r ball less, not this this paper pushing ballless ol general

Tot lyng lieNuses had come up with one of their Mega lying lines, only to be disappointed to discover it's amnesia that is their problem now!

What has the above got to do with reason he missed that high profile meeting?

mars123:
If the world was fair, GEJ is supposed to be PMB's go to guy, not OBJ...my opinion.

This is not about the world been fair:; it's about an old fox not knowing the difference between a viper and and an angelic dove!

It is about a military background pride calling themselves bloody civilians

He will keep wrong guy stepping until that day whereby d venom of the viper engulfs him.

What do u expect Nigeria?

A president that can't pronounce the name of his vp,
Calls out non existing west garmany; to know What is and What is not official?

Younger years' almajiri food have a way of blocking d logical reasoning faculty at old age!

Teryfik:
Hw can sumbodi standin trial b d numba 3 citizen of Nigeria#SARAKIMUSTGO

Thatz bin the plot all along Huh? Neva knew Boohar1. Was ballless! Fighting like a woman!

Look a man square on the face and have a go, not this girlish way of fighting hiding behind curtains!

Certificateless general, also a ball less cun7!
#spit!

Op u forgot one of the most important things of em all: the android! Fresh and all free!
U forgot about the self driving car that has been plying mountain view since November last year.



And they just begun!

Some times, I feel Google know too much about us! Expecially the android.... how cud something so powerful be so free?
Hate to admit it, As many would, But I do harbour the tot sometimes that d anti -Christ night just ball out from the company #conspiracytheory!#

HBD GOOGLE!

,.....and the relegation battles continues!

that doctor of a woman must have spoken over mumuno's life!

a lil peace coming to ma heart after a long run of heat.

United
My United!

shekpe fans how about a botle of Chelsea?

A33'nal fans would make do with BASKET FULL OF WATER!

and we just begun!

refreshrate:
Youve never been in a relationship with similar issues.

You have no idea how trust works in a relationship trust me.

Whats a relationship without trust i beg?

OP, Tosyne2much ( though im having difficulty believing im having agree such happened to you, worse still that i have to advice you)

Nobody is breaking up any stupid relationship

Both of you will stick with the girl (in presence) in mind and spirit, find another girl.
This one however gets downgraded to side slut, strictly for that purpose. Do not allow her know her true position, she with you for only one purpose - that which has used her kini and virgin blood to sign off.

You do not let her have cause to assume or even understand that shes no longer numero uno. You keep making her believe she is. Of course this is after she has begged and apologized. tell her you've forgiven her after initial gra gra, then you begin. Please do not under any circumstance fail to smash her on a regular and steady basis.

Failure to do this and you would have given her wings to say she dumped you because you could not perform, tell me which would be worse? This kind allegation by the way is skewed cos no way you can prove otherwise.

God has helped you but you fail to see it.

Happy smashing!

PS The idiot who tried similar with me got married to the idiot boy, guess what? after the marriage i came back into her life. sebi you smash my babe? I smashed her as your wife, go figure, sharp guy! Morfvcker later found out and couldnt do a thing, me i just keep laughing upon every remembrance. hopeless son of a b!tch and his senseless wife.

Sometimes god is saving us, we are the ones too blind to see it.

Guy smash that girl till she nearly gives up the ghost, then give her peak milk with malta guinness and smash her some more!

Break up ko break in ni

This ish happens alot! just a vicious circle.
B4 bfs can be ready to settle down, man friends sweep gfs off

tosyne2much:
You try to coerce a lady into sex, you are being tagged a person who's only in for sex



You practice celibacy, they still go at your back bleeping
somebody else


Ladies are confused set of beings and i doubt if God Himself understands them

No they ain't, itz guys that fluff their lines when girls come @ them with celibacy talks.

Two things r involved when a gurl says that:
1) The guy isn't sexually attractive But have alot of qualities she wants in her man.

2) She is saying that to test ur balls as a man and check If she can swing the d r/ship however she pleases.
And when d guy agrees to this, he has just surroundered all d powers there is in d r/ship to her. She wud spin it however she pleases.
If she ever let u touch her boobs, itz a favorboobs, But s3x is ruled out!

Then she go gallivanting like a play boy of the western world cos her Mugu of a biatch trust her with his life!


NOTE TO ALL YOUNG BLOODS OUT : don't ever agree to this rubbish, If a gurl pull this wool, this is What u tell her:
Ask her this question: What makes u different from all my regular friends? I hug u, I hug them, Peck u, Peck them. We laugh and do all there is, whatz diff? #makeaface

Love is about sharing every, can see u dont love me trying to keep the passionate , emotional U from me. Cos if u ain't made of wood, passion Burns. If u ain't mutilated, emotion swells

B4 u lay this next statement, smile, fold into d chair and tell her u have been there b4! And it went really Ouch!

Then hit her with this:

If we ain't gono make luv, do also know that I'm not spending a dime on you cos I wudnt Wano come out worst off!
Once bitten , twice shy!

Ouch! Oh to d Red Face!

Like his pappy didn't teach him how to?

Going on two kneels like some about to receive benedictory blessing is just whack!

Apart from that, api 4 em!

Unpredictable is d name of d lane......gud guys r really mos def boring.

so many ladies wudnt tell d wussbag anyways, they just turn him from a potential bf to an errand boy

Set just ride him