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We might just buy this ....with a lil pinch of Salk nonetheless

Cos for a while now, no new news from lose ends ,he seems to be focussed

How did this get to FP?

Mods no more verify the authenticity of a thread b4 pushing it up?

And how come it made front page at lightening speed?
Did op greeze some hands?

@op, when did FG forces start using .com?

Mskrisx:
Chaii. Laff one kill. Me

If u made it this far( PG 0-15) don't worry, u'd survive.

fairygeh:
He showed me pepper o,however,I am thankful,Laughing cos i am over him now and I have the most amazing guy any lady could ever wish for .

....Wano dish us a lil tale from your ordeal? So gurls can learn?

Hmmmmm, so u met the one? Wow!
But ermmm, isn't that what u told us when u were with ur EX? ( not to quote, just kidding)

Lily4star:
Arsenal fucking spoilt my bet, Stupid team

Next time, go as far away from that bunch as possible.

U know their omen

Waspy:
I smell a lotta lies in here

What do u expect?

Itz liar's thread !! Arrh!

khukhi:
The biggest lie an ex told me is that he's a prince (while as poor as a church mouse).

This could be true, not all villages have access to vast wealth

fairygeh:
That my bastard ex,oloriburiku oloshi ex,The guy is an unrepentant liar,May God punish him wherever he is

Ouch!
Hahahha
U knock me out!

Must have been a very good badt guy! For u to be cursing at same time laughing !

SirShymex:
Lol, if we can beat the Nov/Dec curse/slump, no one is going to step us.

I'd say: apart from Southampton, I'm not really scared of any other team in the EPL, tbh.

Not even Man City.

A lil faith!
We blaze again !
The best is yet to come
Just extrapolate into the near future basedon what is on board and having sorted out d defense n d Vidal talks .

We be world envy . SAF's time will be dwafed !
A lil faith

SirShymex:
Great we're picking up points against the minnows that denied us the EPL last season.

+16 GD for the "boring" team that park the antonov 225 all the time. Scored the most goals, and the differential is the best by in the EPL this season. No one is even close.

Definitely not bad...Chelsea! We run this city!

Too early to be counting ur teeth yet

Its nothing but milk teeth.
Injury to just two of them forwards and we know where u would be!

Bowaley17:
Na so dem ASSnal talk b4 i dash dem 2-0...
U remember last season?? Na Home and Away u chop am o....just wait and see...
#chelseafc....

Can't bliv u dared to compare Man united , the very soul of EPL , the glowing gaint of world football to some ponny a33whipes .

U seem to forget so soon son!

We coming 4 ya! Mark ma words. We will take all ur wives n gurl friends n all ur life saving n burn them at the stables of som exotic fine wines! '

Njoy this pseudo air while it lasts!

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha. He is o
The amazing thing is the way he used to look me in the eye and lie...lmao

Has d truth ever really set a man free where u ladies r?

It is like been inbtw d devil n d red sea!

Ladies love lies . Period! It is d duty of dem guys then to research n come up with better ways to package d product for an effective delivery .....
This ladies b gentlemen has been the bane of our existence .

How to cook d lies beta than u ladies n subject all body movement n eye contact to present d knockout blow!

Bowaley17:
come nxt weekend & i will show ur wo(MAN) United what it takes 2 play soccer....

If u guys survive dah first 30mins, we would willingly give u the EPL!
Buh not until den, run along hY one

Truckpusher:
No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. ......smh







Girls can lie.

This is true sometimes.
It is likened unto talking from d effect of an induced drug. The heart has exploded tru dem centre of gravities, all electrons exicted to realms they haven't been able to acquire b4. How could she be wrong?

U did feel d hawt vibes too ,or didn't u?

Lunching in alone was some ish!

sophib:
She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

Shez gat hawt legs mehn, she needs money than FG!

RuUuuuuuuuuuN

Welbeck this is one of them moments we sold u to a33'nal for! An own goal.

A33'nal , don't forget to lose!

U know d drill

Dry gin club lose! Lose!!!

A33'nal is drawing n they might lose,

U hv to lose too!
Your Boss hv spoken!

United for Lyf!

Ewwwwww!

BlacknBleak

Ewwwwww!

Paulv:
broda nothing lik ring or cheating,she as been away now for lik 3wks or so, the only time she calld was 2days ago nd she was(pls call me nd imediatly hangup) if i'm to follow wat u said dat i quote i dnt no if it wl propel her to call too or i wil b messingup. but she'nt working oo.nd any time i tel her dos magic word(in a very romantic way)she wl reply wit alot of surbtility asiv she won cry.nd thnk 4 honouring my questn.

Nopes nopes nopes!

Remedy to condition 3 can NOT, I repeat, can NOT be applied here abruptly for obvious reasons:

1) she just left d country n hasn't even acclamatized yet to d swift change of culture , whether nor surroundings .

2) she doesn't even have a phone yet. Does not know how GSM ntw operate over there( phone n subscription) . Bliv me Itz way diff to what u got in Nigeria. Unless ofcos she roamed her line,,,, whoever does that?

Until she finds her footing, u got to wisely do d calling when ever she reaches out.
To help out a lil, if itz masters she went for, free internet access is part of her paciage but that wud come after her reg. So man up.

Only do these if u think she is worth it, if not, Id simply say move on

Btw, u didnt tell me if u planned anything b4 she left.

Paulv:
HARDDON, pls advic me...lik my gel she display dat no 3.but it's a long r/ship now but befor she traveld we wher both inlov nd i alwas tel her howmuch i lv her.shuld i be acting lik i dnt care too,pls help

How long has she been gone? What were ur resolutions b4 she left?( u guys did hv time to talk at lengths? Did u take drinks to her parents? Or at the very least slip a proposal ring down d middle finger?(though weak, itz a commitment sign )

How was d r/ship b4 she left compared to now? Did any of u ever cheat n got caught b4 she left?

Sorry about d questions but to troubleshoot, u got to start from minute details most times

Phema:
As long as it took Nigeria to gain independence.

Oh dear God!

It couldn't be that long

Mrfils:
HARDDON, now I think it's time u opened dat thread... "HARDDON's Love Clinic"

Been thinking about that for a while now
But how do u put a face to a ghost within the fog?
How do u conclusively consider something so multi facet that men tru time n ages faught for, lived for and died for yet had little knowing about ?

How do u define something that defies definition?
Melt minds, lame limps , weaken wills and heat up hearts?
Something so customized such that what works for some, dooms for others?

Real time friends have been prodding for a blog, but


how do u Define Love? Men? and Women?

Tot to each his own?

Odunharry:
Heard Dani Alves has agreed deal to join united

Yups! That filtered to me too ....but he is already 31! wonder y we let Vidic go

sparkymummy:
Some people are not good with love words but they mean it whenever they say it. she might say it to you on your wedding day.
The most important thing is showing you how much she loves you. Some girls can shout and sing 'I love you' even when on top of another man.

Now that ish cracked me out!

sparkymummy:
I think the first step is to talk to her about it. she might not even know op is feeling bad about it. Some people find it hard expressing their love verbally.

Sure say, but hmmmmm, could u help us with d how he should lay d question across?

"Y don't u tell me u love me first?" Dock! Simply yuck!

U see, there r some things that comes naturally, if for 7 years she hasn't been able to express her self, aint no need.
Which should make a lady really shy : stripping n having a guy explore her nu8e body or looking @ her own guy n telling him how she feels?

paramedic:
if you don't, who will?
or you looking for whom to call a cheap girl?
as far as the flag is green white and green,
it's your responsibility to initiate such

have u ever really felt Love in ur life?

Have u ever colasped into ur guy's warm embrace n for once felt protected from d scourging of dah sun?

Have u been so trampled , tossed n troubled by life's storms but a single Kiss from his lips seems to drawn all ur tears n soothe all ur fears?

Tell me, hv u really felt love b4?

Yomieluv:
The women folks are something else,they want everything center around them.

I thought I was the only one in this,till this thread.

Fiancee won't say it,till I say it first. Since I noticed that,I locked up too,after all,display of affection shouldn't be one sided..

I only say it when in the mood to fight "chinese" with her to grant me easy access. Body no be firewood.

This r/ship isn't going no where. N we all know who"s got d control knob

GamaG:
I want to know whether it is the sole duty of men to say 'I love you' first before the women respond with 'I love you too'.

honestly speaking, this issue has been giving me cause for concern as when I refused to say it, my fiancee will not initiate it. your opinion is highly needed please.

Three things r iinvolved
1) shez not into u....just hanging on until a better deal shows up....if this is d case, u already know it ain't gonno work but because she is endowed u still want her BADLY ( run now if this is d case, cos if she cant express it now that itz hawt, wen wud she ? When her tommy pops from ur seed n she go hating u for sowing ?) Ehmmm, some1 said his wife go reading newspaper when he is on her missionary! Know that kinda feeling?

2) she does love u but she's the very shy type n find it hard to put emotions into words. A simple look into her eyes would reveal d volumes of her heart! This is very rare nonetheless.
How come she is not too shy to sing those melodies when u guys r having them hawt sessions?


3) she is into u deeply but she's fully in the picture n blivs strongly that the power in a r/ship/marriage, belongs to him/her who cares less. So she pretends not to send, to care, nor display any emotions unless u have the first go. These types r most common now n most frustrating .

Remedy: wisely put her in her place.....she was not d one that proposed to u! If u saved her number with a pet name b4 , change it to her NATIVE name(I know dey hate this) . if u've been d one doing all d calling, retract. Chill a bit n let her return most of d calls u've placed across earlier . she would complain I know, that should not make u bulge. To make up a lil, instead of returning her calls, send mages. Make ur self unavailable unlike before. If u see her twice a week , make it once, sometimes none. btw, it is not every time she calls u , u wud pick . n b4 u pick, if u must, let it ring for a while( don't just rush n pick) if she says she doesnt have much airtime , that u should call back, tell u will n take ur time. When u guys r on call, always be the one to round off the talk....aii....I got stuffs to handle now, chat latter . make these a lifestyle
She can't but straighten up if she takes u crzly(so many of them would be happy u got ur balls on)


I know some folks would ball in here quoting this and saying this is d best way to lose her, well it is better she is gone than wasting my time n resources and blocking more suitable prospects

4) Plan your life!
Because Money lost can be recovered but not so with time lost.

How do u plan? By thinking and arranging ur life into short term and long term projections.

The world belong to thinkers.

Think: How do I achieve dis dream of mine? What do I need to do starting from today to improve on my grades, career, work or personality?

You can be sleeping 8hours! Not now ! Not ever! Learn to use d night time.

R u getting married soon? Plan! Determine exactly when , after that , get a general estimate of what it would take, determine how much u need to be saving from now ...


5) don't while ur life idle, playing games n eating free food.

Comfort zone is not for any man worth his balls

3) be liberal : right @ that very state with what u have , learn to give to promote God's works n Bless humanity either in cash or in services . if God could give his Son for us all, there is something about humans that moves him.

Take risks! It is risky not to take risks. We all come face to face with a make or break situations and we must have d balls enough to say like Hannah: if I perish, I perish. David did this when he faced Goliath n a host of others even in our time.

Never settle for less. Only a lion's heart is worthy of a lion's share.
Dare for more.