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coogar:
what have you got to lose?
she's your ex, she needs your help - are you going to turn such an offer down? if anything.....you should do it for old time's sake.

Can it get any worse from ur sewers?

Op, play boy times r over , she hooked! So wake up from ur slumber! U do it once, u keep doing it. And what if the prab isn't from her husby but hers? Huh?
U r no dog that goes back to its vomit.

Nor r u God that fixes tins . flee like Joseph for ur life.

MarthaK:
Some guys just take a girl's love for granted and start misbehaving

Very true dear! Love only isn't just enough . tot u gurls always quote no romance without finance?

Well here is d guy's version: no comitments wiv Luv alone! Put more on d plate n see if he wouldn't stay.

Like crzly, if s3x if all u got, he can get it way cheaper out there, why wouldnt he misbehave?

100Cents:
Thank you.

Poster is more interested in fighting for her rights to property.. She is not even a Christian as she mentioned divorce as an option..

God may I dodge all the girls with poster mentality in Jesus name. Amen..

Poor mentality from op.
Sounds like a gurl poverty has ravaged her family , managed to hook down bed-guy n is doing everything to make sure life doesn't throw her back in d dungeon of despair no more.

Poor mentality of most 9ja girls, grab all u can while all is rosy, like they can't make their own way, grow their own wealth

Sweetlemon:
They assume ownership of a bride once the bride price has been paid. If the girl is lucky enough they will do traditional wedding but the white or even court wedding will be till further notice. In fact, unless a girl's family are strong Christians who will insist on the complete wedding rites before allowing their daughter move in permanently with man, the man will not think seriously about a formal wedding.

The thing is that most girls are too willing to allow this happen. Unless they pester the man for a court or white wedding, they will wait a long long time, after dropping one or two kids before having this. But their wives don't seem to be very serious about this. I mean, this trend is becoming too rampant nowadays. A good case study is that of P Square duo. (I love P Square and their brides not saying this to hate o) All the other celebs did both trad and white almost immediately after. Yet the P Square family even their brother Jude, are not about taking their brides down the aisle. I know a few girls personally who are doing this.

Ladies please let's be very careful with this issue. A church or at least a court wedding is more solid. With a traditional or just introduction, the man can wake up one morning and throw you out of the house, bring in another woman and there is little or nothing you can do. But when documents have been signed, you get the opportunity to fight for rights to property, fair treatment, etc if you can get a good lawyer. Also, with a certificate, your marriage is recognized anywhere in the world. For instance, without a marriage certificate, your "hubby" living abroad cannot invite you over abroad as it's done in most countries. You will have to go through another route.

Please if you are in this kind of arrangement, use all wisdom available to you to get yourself an official document. The longer you procrastinate, the more difficult it will be for the man to finally tie the knot while you live in his house.

Dah fvq?

U mean d "bed-guy" didn't marry u ( whyte/trad) after all d constant ferocious browsing et all?

He simply paid some dowry( finally bought a bed) n wanted u to start dropping them lil ones?
Oh how has sweetlemon turn bitterlemon



BTW, whose a33 do u always kiss to make FP?

Oh goodness heavens! I can finally go into this long hols from FG n the two weeks international breaks with d euphoric feellings of seeing Man utd so far up them ladder!

[quote author=PROCTOR post=26862197][/quote]Comprehension must be a major ish ......

PROCTOR:
hahahaahaaha........
Twas a joke ders nofin called such
but in truth dat pic was photoshopped

Photoshop ko, CorelDraw ni.

Daz just som pic software!

She is one n same person.
But op, u couldn't be dat broke @ same time so daft now?

N when all these fail?

Let life hear, hv a free mind.....n learn to choose one when ur fountain is fresh n flourishing

Mynd44:
I will rather stay and die single

Better for all!

Of what Economic value r ........

@op, women cheat? Wow!

Tot they were only blessed with d gift if tfe gap

authority2006: Because he said something (truth) that you didn't want to hear. When was the last time you heard NA telling that Gwoza or Damboa has been liberated?

Gwoza? Damboa? Those names of animals ? Plants or fruits?

BTW, We r talking about uprooting a monster tree by d roots, u r reeling about cutting its branches.

DONGOYARO1: Yes no one gives a damn, no one gives a damn about the innocent men, women and children who are presently in the claws of the Haramites at Gwoza, Damboa, Marte, Bama, Buni-Yadi, Limankara, Michika, Madagali, Ashgashiya, Gulak and other towns that are all still in the complete control of the Haramites

N how if I may ask, did u get this info?

#ithinkssomeoneneedstobebroughtin4intterrogation

Kul however they dipict it!

Isn't this the first time ever they are celebrating with us?

Good People
Great Nation !

Awesome Don

We gein there!

chymystique: Lol @ the bolded.. But sriously am wonderin why some guys are having issues with no. 6.. Hehehe .. .. .......

However weird, They should shouldn't they? After all, no one sows without reaping.

As Ladies have problems with guys that don't spend, so also men should naturally .......

@op, cogent points however, i take exception to 14 n 19

14) men like r limited in all their editions.... They r d ones @ d battle front, take on all diverse risky jobs , pull all sorts of testosterone stunts...this leads to short life span...

19) ain't nothing anyone can do about it, unlike terms attracts . good guys r boring....they can't even spank that ......when d heat is on ....and slow mo is their style wen she would rada he goes magnum n sporadic

Good guys turn wimps and wussbags, easily controlled and manipulated by u ladies.

marieolae: who told u dat I'm yung?

Needless dearest young bloodz

We all knw: A gurl....lady.....woman Neva accepts that........until d flower begins to fade from her flames

dtina: Wasn't crazy thou#kindastupid#...wishing 2 secretly get preggy 4 him.

Oh yea? U just wanted to check
1) if he was potent
2) know how it feels to carry ur own child

3) check if u can get preggy

Ladies, ladies ladies !

satope1: Bending the rules just to satisfy her.

learning to keep shut. They say you dont argue with a woman. Nothing seems so true ... now I know better. Just agree. Don't argue. Sounds crazy but its the truth.

One word: whimp ehmmm scrap that two words: Wussbag!

marieolae: Believing him even when I knew he was lying.

Wow, for one so tender n young, u'v already.......... Wow world!

destante: I was going through twitter this morning and I found this piece which I thought could be useful for some of our men.
______________________
Most guys will talk for a few minutes or
hours and then lunge in to kiss a girl on
the first date, not knowing exactly how
to kiss a girl.
Knowing the key moments before
locking lips is just as important as
remembering your own name. So
Lovepanky’s smooching experts have
come up with 5 easy instructions to help
you know how to kiss a girl on the first
date. Let the lip service begin!
#1 The touch before the kiss
Touch her hand and her arms in a much
more sensual manner than you normally
would. While talking to her, emphasize
on her sensual spots like her forearm
and upper arm.
This is the perfect way to make her feel
at ease and comfortable. If she enjoys
your sensual touches, move your hands
up to play with her hair, by slowly going
from the arms up to the neck, then
earlobes, moving slowly into her hair.
Twiddle her hair and don’t start ruffling
it up like she’s a dog. Be gentle.
#2 Stop talking before you kiss a girl
Stop your mumbo jumbo dialogues, and
slowly notify her of your intentions by
looking at her mouth which will show
that you want to continue this
conversation silently with your lips.
Don’t stick your tongue out like a
panting dog. Keep yourself composed.
You don’t want her to think you’re going
to lick her.
#3 Make eye contact
If you want to know how to kiss a girl
and want to figure out if she’s ready,
make eye contact once, and see if she
looks back at you for longer than five
seconds. If it’s any less, it’s obvious your
gaze at her didn’t convince her. You
need to go back to step 1! Your eyes
should look tender. You’re a lost puppy.
She may go shy, but hold the gaze and let
your eyes communicate that you’re
ready.
#4 Tease her with kisses
Don’t go for the kill just yet. You’re doing
really well so you need to tease your
prey by kissing her cheek and her neck
on one side of her face. She will want to
kiss you, but brush your lips across hers
and avoid kissing her and move onto the
other side of her neck. The feeling and
tension you’re creating for her will be
titillating, turning her hormones into
moans.
#5 The kiss of bliss
The real secret behind knowing how to
kiss a girl on the first date is to take it
slow. Move your left hand to her lower
back slowly, holding her softly, but not
so softly that she could tip over if she
rested her weight on your hand! Your
right hand should be on her neck. Tilt
your head slightly to the right (or left if
you’re a lefty), and close your eyes just
before your lips connect. Move into her
and let your lips part towards her. You
are now officially the Kissing King of the
Jungle. Not only can you kiss with ease,
you can proudly walk around knowing
that you know just the right way to give
a chick the Kiss of Bliss.
WARNINGS
1. Check your breath before you kiss. The
last thing you want is being rejected for
smelling like garbage.
2. Don’t force yourself onto her. You
could end up with a black eye and sore
testicles.
3. Don’t French kiss until she starts using
her tongue. Remember, when kissing a
girl, she is always right. You may have
initiated the move to kiss, but let her
work with it.
- LovePanky
http://www.radar.ng/art-life/gentlemen-heres-how-to-kiss-a-woman-on-the-first-date/

Sleek. Sure endorsed .

To summarize in all in a simple sentense: try tuning her mood up first, chk to see if she's digging it , then go for d kill!

To add, guys guys, don't u ever forget: if u get it wrong d first time, it might cost u an arm n a leg to ever get it again.

Also, the first kiss tells a lot about ur personality n it could make her wano stay or take a hike.

Sleekyshuga: RESPECT plays a major role in dz scenario.... Abeg, u guys should stop justifying ya wrong acts...

#aintsayingidigthis

op wanted to know, i layed across candidly

Sleekyshuga: And d upgrade version as you rightly said should be my FRIEND ? C'mon... Chics plentyyyy...

as for the so many fishes in the river part, why go hunting(for birds) in the forest you aint even sure of a game, all night when u can just go into the poultry, grab a chicken and...........

itz safer with little or no hassle at all. ....

Sleekyshuga: Only lame guys do that ...

so it is only lame guys that are afforded the sole right to seek out an upgrade verzion?

firstEVA: I don't get it, why should you make passes at your own guy's girl, its crazy and very disrespectful. If I were a guy I wouldn't even look at my friends girlfriend not to talk of making attempts to have in bed.

pls guys answer, there are so many fishes in the sea, why your friend's woman?

here riz why:

1) most times, the friends are more richly endowed( bodily features et character) than the ones they've signed up for! if he had met both of them together, he wouldnt have even looked at the one he is going out with now twice.

3) we all know gurls like to hv a lil cheat chat, and they go discussing how the guy is darn gud in bed with their friends, the next things, her friend wanting to have a taste of them honey pie, swing their seduction mode on....the rest as they say is history.......

2) He just loves to have them all... they spend time together, her friends is his friends, so its only natural to wano extend the love....( ehm , dont quote me here. slip of hands)


if your guy is asking your friends out, there is something in your friend missing in you! Period!


as for the so many fishes in the river part, why go hunting(for birds) in the forest you aint even sure of a game, all night when u can just go into the poultry, grab a chicken and...................

iceberylin: Girls fall in love with funny guys easily

sure say.....

but not so funny your brains fall out,,, you got to know when to drop it garnished with a lil cockiness. how can they resist u since attraction is not by choice?

when a monster out grows its useful proportions, it becomes an easy prey.

bomb nations, render millions homeless, children fatherless, wives widows, parents hairless, unsit duly elected presidents, dictate to the rest of the world, snub united nations, supports israel at all cost and by all means, as if these were not gory enough,

they have shattered the bedrock on which the nation solely rest, they now give men to men in marriage and women to women in bonds.

God's wrath couldnt be far off!

fowowe411: You are not a bastard,You are a Nigerian!.Who said anything about tribe here?I'm not surprise anyway,that's how it works on here.If you took your time to read the whole write-up you will know the problem of this country is not with the government but Nigerians!

comprehension couldnt be your problem?

the writer moved from paragraph to paragraph trying to discredit the president and you here trying to make us bliv otherwise?

kindly use some sense lenses next time you read

fowowe411: Because I feel every well meaning Nairalanders should read this and not just some hate-laden threads on here by different party goons.I'm no supporter of any party but a supporter of good government and I will support realistic ideas.Why not dispute the content rather than the form?for record sake I didn't write it.Got it on a site I visit often.Thanks

@ bolded, there is no content to dispute up there. just some junks

fowowe411: Improvement in electricity? Like seriously?Improvement of the Economy? Ofcourse the poverty rate of Nigeria has reduced by 50% and the unemployment rate is less than 5%.Even the rail system is perfectly working like never before infact I'm leaving I'm leaving Benin for Lagos by rail tomorrow!.

1) east-west road and a host of other major federal roads (that your brothers from the north payed lips service to for 30+ years, are almost complete.......
2) improved power across the country
3) constant flow of petrol ( no more queues at filling loons)

to mention but the most important....... for solving number 1 and 3 alone, he for ma vote.

besides, if he didnt even achieve anything at all,, like your past brothers, i would still vote for him, because there are just no beta alternatives.
the presidency is no birthright of almajiris

Period!