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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:24pm On Jul 16, 2018
HARDDON:
To overcome this, practice is the best answer .

1) Write down 10 places u usually meet/interact with ladies

2) think up and write down 10 diff chat up lines that r witty , go over them n memorize d best five. Use them when u r wit dem ladies, receptionist, attendants, call agents. dese r all gud practice targets cos they r paid to attend to d public n treat u nice, so ride that tide n let d witty n fun u out!

Call Mtn , etisalat , radio station ( those gurls have nice voices ) lines n just throw ur lines....

Eg , u call, she picks with dis their accent n u say wow, ur voice is sleek, r u trying to impress me wit it? She wud be thrown off balance , don't wait for her response just say: well u got to try harder.... Or u say , oops, she quiet, yea I know, I have that effect on ladies! He he he

When u call customer care n a guy picks, drop n call back(lol)
If a lady picks, say; u just drain my credit while i was talking to my gf why? R u jelos, now I want to continue the call, oya borrow me some credit if u ain't jelos! cheesy



3) u can also write d general ones we have here down n practice them.
SportsRe: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by HARDDON: 6:00pm On Jul 15, 2018
janefrances01:
no be only you, the commentator is even confusing me with the -ish
cheesy grin

So unfortunate I enjoy the background noise( sfx) if not, I'd mute the commentary. grin
SportsRe: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by HARDDON: 5:41pm On Jul 15, 2018
Who else is getting tired of the ish ish sounds from this Croatian team

Rakitic, modric....


Ish ish ish arrrhhhhh
SportsRe: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by HARDDON: 5:26pm On Jul 15, 2018
And the wonderkid has done it!
What messi, Ronaldo could not do! Bring the world Trophy home!

Kylian Mbappe for Ballon soon.

Hecknhe might even overthrow that brazillian guy that loves fiel acrobatics!
SportsRe: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by HARDDON: 5:19pm On Jul 15, 2018
MissJoy29:
Chai!

So happy!
Not surprised, check your moniker wink
SportsRe: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by HARDDON: 5:18pm On Jul 15, 2018
Pogba! Goal! Boomsai!

Glory glory United! cheesy
SportsRe: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by HARDDON: 5:13pm On Jul 15, 2018
Can't bliv what France is dishing out today!

angry

The only joy I have watching this, since My country is out, is sleek football, they seem to be depriving me that angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
MaxkidOFFICIAL:
Hello Bosses in the house ... my roommate told me that a girl in his dept told him that she likes me ... and she told him to find out if i like her too .. he has given me her number ...

How do i go about her cos she is very cute ..

Harddon
DavidTheGeek
2dice01
Life is so soft and simple, don't live it hard. IF SHE IS YOUR KINDA LADY, arrange with your friend and the three of you can go for an outing( swim on a weekend, go play some game, avoid the movies) .
But as much as possible, your friend should fade off after like 30mins so you can spend some time with her. Get to know if she is worth your while. ( the last thing that should be on your mind is B00bs and B00ties. Those ain't core things, they are complimentary stuffs. Get to know the woman as you fill her heart and head with fun jabs and witty lines. Kindly avoid all bio Questions. You should already know why.
Knowing the woman entails:
Can she hold an intelligent convo?
Is she light hearted?
What is the lady behind the make up mask?
What is her idea about life?
Ask crazy,hard, funny, intimate, weird questions. Questions that should throw her off the GOOD GURL EDGE and let out the real deal.

eg :
1. Whatz with these fine pimples on your Dimples? Are you selling You monthly tomatoes already? grin

2. I saw you admiring my bumbum when we were walking down, hope you ain't having any funny ideas?

See? These are questions the average guy would never ask because he is afraid, even though in his heart, he would have undressed her a couple of times. Unfortunately for him, she knows...


SENSE PILL

B00bs and B00ties ain't core things, they are complimentary stuffs. Get to know the woman


But beware: these kinda cookies crumbles so fast if YOU ARE FINE FROM FAR BUT FAR FROM FINE.

This means don't lose your balls while at it. Be you ALWAYS. Because the things I've learnt from scenarios like these are:

1. They would mostly wano come close to test if the aura/physicality you emit is same as the MAN in you. If it's not, you would soon get fZoned or turned to a puppet/maga.

2. Ladies deal in double entendre : read up about that on our blog.


Happy Sunday.
Rich Regards
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:44pm On Jul 13, 2018
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 14:

PLAYERS vs MEN....The Duel


Now that we hv outlined who a player is, lets check out the Qualities of men. Real men

While at it, Let's correct d notion; Age dont make no man. Neither do Beards.

It is the content of his chatacter, the clairvoyance of his mind n an astute eye to read, analyse n respond to external stimulus succinctly, that makes him worth his balls.


Sense Pill

He is man because he is himself always. Dont need to lie to impress nor frame to seduce.
It is not d lenght of his D1ck nor the depth of his wealth but the size of his balls and brains.

He is a man because he cares enuf to know n knows enough to care.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:04pm On Jul 13, 2018
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right
1c. BE SLOW TO ANGER. SWIFT TO CORRECT WRONG IMPRESSIONS

SENSE PILL:

"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum."
- To maintain peace, one has to be battle ready

...Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus


Great men are not made in times of many means
SportsRe: Croatia Vs England: World Cup ( 2 - 1) On July 11 2018 by HARDDON: 10:33pm On Jul 11, 2018
JixNation:
I'm supporting Croatia because of that milf and Modric.

cheesy
France gotrit
PetsRe: Eragon Is A Month Older Today. Help Rate Her. by HARDDON: 9:15pm On Jul 11, 2018
johnnyn1:
You tell me cheesy
If I knew I wouldn't be asking.

Besides, you are the owner cheesy grin
PetsRe: Eragon Is A Month Older Today. Help Rate Her. by HARDDON: 8:39pm On Jul 11, 2018
johnnyn1:
Thanks
Modified
Ermmm, what breed is Eragon?
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018: 25 Political Parties Adopt Fayemi by HARDDON: 7:20pm On Jul 11, 2018
Of what use are the minor parties that would get 1, 3, 4 votes joining forces with....?
PetsRe: Eragon Is A Month Older Today. Help Rate Her. by HARDDON: 7:17pm On Jul 11, 2018
you mean 4 months old huh?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:58pm On Jul 11, 2018
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right

1b. NEVER GIVE A LADY COMPLETE SEAT IN YOUR LIFE


Over Familiarity, they say, breeds contempt.

I say,

SENSE PILL

with ladies, Familiarity kills attraction!


She is not your friend( forget the conventional talks about your lover being your best friend), she is not your sister.
You are in a CEO / manager bond. You would plan together, laugh together, have fun, visit places but everybody should know their place.


So let fly off the handle the notion and innate desire to make her as comfortable with you as possible; only in convo.


SENSE PILL

A man must have the deft touch of a good listener, skills to nudge talks from her.

SENSE PILL

Never get to the "see finish " stage with your rose. For from such, a lot of "husbands of the house" have been reduced to nothing but gate guys.
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right

1c. BE SLOW TO ANGER. SWIFT TO CORRECT WRONG IMPRESSION
PoliticsRe: Senate Rejects Melaye's Motion To Request Details Of Officers Deployed To Ekiti by HARDDON: 6:53pm On Jul 11, 2018
if only the NA would grow some balls and do the needful! save us all of this embarrassment on da constant
PoliticsRe: Permission Taken From Police To Take Fayose To Hospital (Photos) by HARDDON: 6:41pm On Jul 11, 2018
This is a perfected plan to distract Nigerians from the NYSC certificate saga.
While they chew on that, ekiti election would stroll by and all attention would be on that( with all its drama and aches)

then the result bone would be thrown , and Nigerians would swiftly shift attention to that and the possible result appeal....

See ? before they realize, they would naturally forget about the NYSC scandal .....

Throw bone, Nigerians chew, throw another, chew...... and the circle keep repeating itself. SMH
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:48pm On Jul 11, 2018
Dataspider:
This is important. But how does one prevent over familiarity with his ROSE? What are the things we can do to keep put her on the edge while dating?
Constantly keep her on her toes through spontenuity, unpredictability, surprises, wild weirdness, fun jabs, not soaking in her compliments like a dock, firm but flexible and a host of others you should have picked along the pages of this thread; putting 2 and 2 together.


And lastly? the flowers effect,

There is a sense pill that talks about NOT BEEN SO OPENED YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT.


SENSE PILL: Woe unto the man that let's a lady knows she owns him. She is never here
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:39pm On Jul 11, 2018
grateful236:
OK.. Thank you. HARDDON please help me out and expatiate
It's no rocket science.
The term OGA is mostly used by cheap serves. And depending on the stress/tone applied, it could mean different things and used to elicit different effects.


Quality Ladies rarely use that.
Come to think of it : why that of all the sexy terms that can be used to draw ur attention?

You should explore the world more. Break out of your usual circles, it makes you parochial and lose touch with the wild world out there. wink
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:19pm On Jul 09, 2018
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right

1b. NEVER GIVE A LADY COMPLETE SEAT IN YOUR LIFE


Over Familiarity, they say, breeds contempt.

I say,

SENSE PILL

with ladies, Familiarity kills attraction!


She is not your friend( forget the conventional talks about your lover being your best friend), she is not your sister.
You are in an CEO / manager bond. You would plan together, laugh together, have fun, visit places but everybody should know their place.


So let fly off the handle the notion and innate desire to make her as comfortable with you as possible; only in convo.


SENSE PILL

A man must have the deft touch of a good listener, skills to nudge talks from her.

SENSE PILL

Never get to the "see finish " stage with your rose. For from such, a lot of "husbands of the house" have been reduced to nothing but gate guys.
SENSE PILL 155:
Be man enough to have only one Rose, wise enough to plant many flowers.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
HARDDON:
How To Date Right

Never Get Serious



If you so choose to do this, THIS BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU CAN MAKE IS GETTING SERIOUS. Only average guys do that. In fact, that is the default mode of guys generally when they feel they've found someone worth it.
*Getting serious means you begin to get conscious around her, you begin to ditch all that you have learnt here. Because you would feel that these drills only apply to hooking new ones. You begin to question the fact why you would need to fun jab your OWN GURL.
Why you need to constantly put her on edge. why you can't spend on her unfettered, run her errands unrestricted, love her with reckless abandon and just let the wimp back on main stream. And here now, you let your heart open, Jrod rule and your brains fall out gallantly.


WARNINGS:

Never Get Serious


Getting serious breeds tension, you lose your control, jealousy creeps in; you just wano monitor all her activities, she gains full sit in your life, reverse the roles and puts you on edge, you might lose it a couple of times and raise your voice, even flex a lil muscles at her to stamp your pseudo authority, then she withdraws- mono syllables responses, lack of calls, ignores your call, makes the r/ship lose its initial spark and you effectively lose your balls.

Sense Pill
Logical things are boring and senseless to ladies.
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right

1b. NEVER GIVE A LADY COMPLETE SEAT IN YOUR LIFE


Over Familiarity, they say, breeds contempt.

I say,

SENSE PILL

with ladies, Familiarity kills attraction!


She is not your friend( forget the conventional talks about your lover being your best friend), she is not your sister.
You are in a CEO / manager bond. You would plan together, laugh together, have fun, visit places but everybody should know their place.


So let fly off the handle the notion and innate desire to make her as comfortable with you as possible; only in convo.


SENSE PILL

A man must have the deft touch of a good listener, skills to nudge talks from her.

SENSE PILL

Never get to the "see finish " stage with your rose. For from such, a lot of "husbands of the house" have been reduced to nothing but gate guys.
PoliticsRe: PDP Merges With Over 30 Others, Form Mega Party (CUPP) by HARDDON: 10:08pm On Jul 09, 2018
Uniting to oust cows out and let the value of nigerian's life return once more is kool, but that shouldn't be of core of the coalition. The core should be how to move the nation forward after some people have been sent back to the hell they came from
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:40pm On Jul 08, 2018
BestDude:
. She was the one that gave her number from here and even initiated the calls....
Ouch! Blown food on a platter! Gee, you should be horsewhipped angry angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:37pm On Jul 08, 2018
Hykis:
Hw do u tell a girl u love her?..remember!!! To avoid givin out ur ball, u don't tell her directly...

So i need to knw, hw?
By not telling her wink grin

Go back to square one, and read
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:34pm On Jul 08, 2018
absky5:
So, there's this girl in my department that I'm in love with and I asked her out but her response has only been "I can't date my course mate" I tried convincing her otherwise but it all prove abortive. Tried forgetting her also but it's like pouring petrol into a burning fire cos I keep on having feelings for her in a daily basis..... Is there any tactics or trick to use in getting her.... cc HARDDON
DavidTheGeek has pretty much handled this, however, there is a dimension I'd luv to throw lights on: Departmental Gurls.

Just like we advise guys to avoid dating their colleagues because of the unpleasant dust such hobnobbing raise, we double warn students about dating let alone dating from same Level and, worse still, department.

It is the greatest undoing of brilliant minds.

That said,

SENSE PILL

it is high time men wake up from this shunting slumber of thinking that the quickest way to vJay is through asking a lady out. Gone are the days that worked. Infact, that is the hardest way. The quickest ways, in this 21st century, are buried in these drills and to him who fathom these, belong the spoils.

What would you rather have?
Behave sendless, fun jab her as you give her the privilege of outing with you, spending fun moments and thereafter, rolling underneath the sheets, then she ends up making the assumption that you guys are dating now( probably even telling you "I can't bliv we just did that" or asking you this sexy question; " what are we now? "wink

OR


Asking her out, effectively handing her your balls and hopes she says "Yes"? After you have cheaply tried to buy her attention with food and bribe her with gifys?
.......**********************

That is the much I can tell you because I'd rather students focus on their books, get good grades and watch as the world come asking them for a dance.
SportsRe: 2018 World Cup: Fixtures For Quarter Final by HARDDON: 9:04pm On Jul 05, 2018
France
Belgium
Sweden
Croatia
PhonesRe: How Often Do You Change Your Earpiece ? by HARDDON:
greenhulk:
or all these rubbish follow come that come with phones.
You obviously haven't had a sleek sound romance with the Galaxy S9+ follow come sound system.

Well engineered to slip into your ears effortlessly, structured with long lasting materials, fashioned with futuristic style, fitted with well filtered sounds and massive bassline; that makes you wonder how such a tiny piece could output such big Beats!
Sexy controls from an intuitive mind.

Just imagine me giving free product reviews.... I get paid for this kinda stuffs. But heck, what's good is good!

FamilyRe: I Have Lost Interest In Having Sex & It's Affecting My Wife by HARDDON: 4:38pm On Jul 04, 2018
Oyindidi:
I know why I said that my brother. Its his duty to do it.
yea, so that his mai guard wouldn't help him in weeding the forest he left fallow huh?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:48pm On Jul 03, 2018
@palmshots

To answer your Question on how you can go about apologizing without losing your balls, I'd say life is simple, don't complicate it.


Here are your possible solutions depending on the type of lady you leading

1. Hey bae, those words I said to you the other day, totally came out wrong, I came to take them back with a huge straw. Because every-day I lay on my bed, they keep hunting me as I roll to the right, I roll to the left. ( use a serious/fun tone and be dramatic). I so much missed your shy smile. Come here( pulled her close and.... You know what.) wink . Here, I bought this chocolate just for you cheesy


2. Take her out to a kul spot, place order, after eating, form vex and tell her: Babe if someone had told me you could actually stay without hearing my voice for 3 days, I wouldn't have blivd it.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
palmshots:
Sir Harddon....I had been an adherent follower of this thread tho silently..I need a serious help to this critical matter as it determines where my relationship is gonno swing in coming days..my girlfriend(Rose) dis homely chick..she broke up with me on a very bad note as it was due to somethings I said to her cuz she got me angry...I tried to initiate contact once to talk things out she's aving none of it @ all to talk to me..but I've been able to maintain some no contact with her for some days now although she's cool with talking to my friend (guy)..so d last time they talked she said we wud settle it on dat very day..pls the thing is I know she wudnt want to come n initiate d convo tho I wudnt mind doing it as far as I wudnt loose my balls in d process..I have been in charge right from start till we broke up..pls how best to get her back in dis case n not loose my balls now dat I'm very sure she wanna talk...tho I've gat some flowers but she's worth it...I await ur reply soonest sir
Under Handling Love and balls, it was expressly stated that the anger of a true man, never gets to his marrows!
No matter what!

REASONS?

1. Real anger mode, makes you lose total control. You begin to say/do things you never intended which you would MOSTLY regret thereafter.
Most of your secrets leaks . And as they say, you can't gather broken eggs.

2. The things you need to pick from her when she is angry, you would totally miss.

3. Only wimps exchange war of abusive words with women.

4. From Experience, most men totally lose their balls when they get angry and never get same back! Woman know how to manipulate the anger mode to their advantage when everything becomes calm. Especially when they are dealing with a sucker for vJay.

5. Most Importantly, REAL ANGER BLOCKS YOUR SLEEK THINKING FACULTY!
You cant think straight when you are angry.

As with other skills, men must work on their anger.

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