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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:19pm On Aug 30, 2018*

automatix:
I have nothing to lose right now bro. I have other options even before I started with her. My only mistake is that I thought she was "different" going by how we interacted plus how she complained about her ex not treating her right and all that... Alas, I was wrong.

You should really read our blog gee

Every gurl has only dated two guys in her entire life even if they've been browsed by a 1000 different jRods.

Every gurl's ex is an evil genius who treated her so badly. Even if she was the evil wench. This is a line to whip you into shape. So you can let the nice guy in u lose as she capitalises on same and punishes your crude ignorance. angry

And every gurl is a bad gurl with a good gurl Vail.
It is your duty to pull out the sexy "naughtiness".

Every gurl can be what YOU want her to be. Their lives are shades of lights and shadows. N they thrive in pseudo reality.

Sense pill:
Gone are the days ignorance was an excuse for failure in wetting the heart of a woman!!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:41pm On Aug 30, 2018

degelinglacis:
@Harddon, we need dating drills for ladies too!

I have been reading this thread since my birthday. it is really a nice thread

I have been inundated with clarion calls for "Dating Drills: Girls Only! " And I have, for once in very long while, been seriously considering it based on our future projections for Dating Drill's Blog ( Balance drills for both genders)

But,

Even without these coordinated dating secrets, ladies have been drilling huge holes in the hearts/lives of loving nice guys from time immemorial grin

What do you think will happen if we decide to customise a structured dating lecture?
We would make monsters out of ladies and make life even harder for the average guy wouldnt we? cheesy

I guess it's worth giving a try! cheesy

( guys would hate me for this!) But then I retrospect and remember the advent of the computer. How a lot hated it, but the wise ones, upped their antes and learnt it's robes.
We are all benefiting from it's life impacting touch now.

To those that would oppose, I would have you reflect on this: what would you rather have? An unlearned soldier with a loaded gun or a learned one?

Btw, degelinglacis how come it's on your birthday, of all days, that you stumbled upon dating drills? angry

And why did you wait till the birthday heat/wetness is over before you decided to woo me?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:51pm On Aug 30, 2018

MuhammadWrites:
How can a fat guy be successful with girls

We treated in details how you can boost your confidence as a guy in our blog ( https://datingdrill.com )

Read it and carry out all the Ball Tasks.
You would be sleek in no time

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:49pm On Aug 30, 2018

automatix:
Hahhahaha... I see. No b lie. Thanks for the perspective...

I just read your lines about the lil soft doll who got you entangled.

Glad you managed to wristle out. But some of her venoms(claws, charms, touch) are still buried deep down your marrows.

The are two ways people generally Tend to move on from deep cuts:

1. Cover them up with thick wool and pretend they've healed

2. Treat them with potent medication.

The majority use the first lane as the cut keeps eating deeper and hurting them but On the surface, the wool looks strong.

Unfortunately, I can't help wool clad.....

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:32pm On Aug 30, 2018

AbleChuks1:
I was chatting with this girl and she replied me with this below
Me:it seems you took abk weed this afternoon mimi
Her:Yea bt jst six wraps
Me:jezzzz
No wonder
make sure you don't step out of your room..... I'm coming right now
Her:Lol dnt worry my boo z here..
pls how I do I reply her last msg

Me: huh? Your boobs? Where did they go to before?

Or

Me: Your boobs cant hug, kiss away weed can they? Besides,I don't even know if she can kiss!

Or say:

Your baboon? shocked

So you keep ugly pets? Now I'm really worried.

Or

Me: your boo my flat bum! Like you can afford one. tongue

Or

Huh?

so all these while we've been chatting, some d1ck has been using your juice to stew your wet hole? shocked

Or

Now I just pity the poor boo dude! He is about to lose you eternally!
My touch is mega. smile, super. Touch, top notch. Why do you think you get wet everytime we chat or you hear ma voice?

Fit as needed .think of others

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:08pm On Aug 30, 2018

automatix:
your blog is sleek.

I love it.

My contribution : remove some of those social media and include whatsapp share among them. I think facebook, twitter and whatsapp are the top priority.

How could we have left out WhatsApp?

Kul suggestion....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2018/19 Draw by HARDDON: 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2018

Juve, val and my United in one group?

I'd take that any day compared to where Liverpool landed.

Btw, Mou needs to be gone El Woody!

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:08pm On Aug 30, 2018

@all, Dating Drill's Blog is now up and running smoothly!

We eat a royal humble pie for the inconveniences it's downtime might have caused.

Hurry up and visit :

https://datingdrill.com/

More juice dropping soon

Rich Regards
Don
For Dating Drills

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Romance › Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by HARDDON: 5:46pm On Aug 25, 2018*

Smh at all these lil boys and girls of this age.

That was how a protege, stuffed with dating drills lights, foolishly started exploring : laying ladies of diff shapes, shades and sizes. Making vids and sharing with friends! Saying: I am too big to love.

Yours truly warned him but he wouldn't listen.

Until the day he met, laid and shared his current wife's intimate moments with his best friend!

2 Years later, guess what? He proposed to her! Never occured to him he had shared her nudes....

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:36pm On Aug 25, 2018

Dataspider:
What happend to the blog?

We must sincerely apologise for how long this has taken.

But we are working to having things back to normal.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:55pm On Aug 24, 2018

Wyrax:
Hardon thanks for this great thread. I am currently reading this thread from page zero

The only joy / gratitude you can give to me is being a better version of you after you done reading!

Btw, a Chick that would grow into a c0ck can be spotted the very day it was hatched. ( I don't suppose you'd fathom that)

A lil word of encouragement though, know why you started reading this thread and keep the hunger on....

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:33pm On Aug 24, 2018

SingleLady01:
Learning mood activated

The ways of the Royal man is a mirage to the mind of a lost SingleLady no matter how hard she searches.

Read she may, however, I can attest, learn she wouldn't.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:29pm On Aug 24, 2018

AbleChuks1:
I was chatting with this girl and she replied me with this below
Me:it seems you took abk weed this afternoon mimi
Her:Yea bt jst six wraps
Me:jezzzz
No wonder
make sure you don't step out of your room..... I'm coming right now
Her:Lol dnt worry my boo z here..
pls how I do I reply her last msg

some of us arrived mother earth fitted with an abundant dose of the gift of the gab , others have to learn same, you inclusive.

Might I ask you a question? What was your aim with that lame joke? And your follow up line? Arrrh! Dude!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:25pm On Aug 24, 2018

Supremor:
Hi, Haddon! I appreciate the great work you are doing here in helping out jerks like me. Please I want to ask, there is this lady I got her number like a week ago and we've got talking though not intimately. My question is, is it too soon to ask her out on a date

Only average guys ask gurls out on a date! angry

If you didn't realise, asking a gurl on a date falls into same lame shade as asking a gurl out. DONT DO IT!

A Real guy would rather invite her to share his space and sprite!; As I've subtly outlined in the pages of this life transforming, light inducing and mind enriching thread.

Hopefully, you get the jeck.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:37pm On Aug 17, 2018

Victor8867:
I had this issue on Wednesday night, I was in a lady room I just met on that day afternoon, that night we were together and I was wearing only my boxers and she was merely wearing a mini shirt and a singlet but I was not able to touch her my mind was swinging between I touching her and not after some time in the room I just left her that night like that and I was completely angry with my self till now and I completely think something is wrong with me, by the way I need advise from everyone on deck.

The only advise you need is : face your books

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Romance › Re: What Is One Thing You Miss About Your Ex? by HARDDON: 2:17am On Aug 10, 2018

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...I miss the way he sends me money any time I asked. I was never broke...he spoilt me rotten. Now I can't even afford to adequately pick all my bills though I work like a camel! Whew! I miss having a bf

Bills bf, we get eit.... Lil wonder... Guy be dodging them bullets.... embarassed

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:05pm On Aug 09, 2018*

Side note: WAYS LADIES BOX MEHN UP:

1. When they go demanding things straight up without giving you space to breath

2. When they roll jealous because you be om with some flower, ex or the nxt door neighbour

3. When the tell you they miss their periods just to extort money from you

4. When the talk you into placing them on a monthly pay

5. When they spend on you shrewdly ( bware)

6. When they pull this line on you: don't you think we are going too fast? ( you punched the wrong button dude!)

7. When they tell you their fam member wano see you

8. When they act ANGRY because you refuse to do their bidding

9. When they use washing and cleaning for you as a bait

10. When they ask you seemingly innocuous questions that demands subjective answers

11. When they tell you about a guy that is on their tail.

12. When they always conplain of being broke and having no call credit

13. When they demand you get rid of a flower or some platonic friend

Etc

What the average guy fails to understand is: the above ain't the crux of the matter. Stealing the control knob of the relationship iis! Turning you to her puppet is.

In moment like these, you must use your two hands to wrap your balls and let the heavens fall if it wants to, in a collected, calculated and fun way!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:52pm On Aug 09, 2018

Emperor380:
Ha..am loving this Oga Hardon, I can't wait for her to act like that again... am gonna hit her up with these lines nd hopefully sum more that am gonna learn.
Thanks alot

Whatever you do, never let a lady box you up again!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:50pm On Aug 09, 2018

banjicom:
Hey don, datingdrill is down......i haven't been able to access the site since last week ........hope u working on it.

Mehn, we are so sorry!

It would be up soon....

Technology Market › Re: You Buy, I Ship and Deliver from Usa To Nigeria, Ebay @495/$ by HARDDON: 2:43pm On Aug 09, 2018

temitimx19:
Let's chat on WhatsApp 07036072670 thanks

Hi T,

Don't know why you switched lanes in this thread but I think the way the thread started is better: ie link drops, you make your calculations and drop the quote here ( more credible) instead of deflecting inquiries off here to WhatsApp. Now, itz only your voice littering the whole place..... And it looks like you ain't getting no orders....it raises suspicions and drives people away.

Not everyone has time to go through the thread....

Look into it.

Btw, do you deal through offer up?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:42pm On Aug 06, 2018

Emperor380:
Thanks baba... but if u won't mind, I ll luv dat u give me sum lines to reply her with whenever she acts jealously

Me: come here, wrap ma hands around, do you know you look so sexy when you are feeling jealous ?
you eyes just goes dreamy, lips wet and voice sleek, like you are trying to seduce me the more.

or

My heart is missing, the last time i checked it was with you, can i have it back now? ( make sure you say this with an edge of subdued wiry smile

think of others.

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Romance › Re: Girls that are really hard to get wont cheat easily i guess. by HARDDON: 11:30pm On Aug 06, 2018

Saff:
Playing hard to get means she’s not into you

Sure bet!

But since the guy brings some benefits, let's simply tag him along while we milk him, shall we? wink

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Romance › Re: Girls that are really hard to get wont cheat easily i guess. by HARDDON: 11:29pm On Aug 06, 2018

Babyforever:
It depends on what you tag as hard to get.....Some girls use that period of time to think about it or to access you before saying yes or NO

yea yea yea angry

Romance › Re: Women Please Say No To Joro Olumofin And His Relationship Advice by HARDDON: 9:36pm On Aug 06, 2018*

Seal33:
Abi ooh, should this type of senseless advice be given by a supposed relationship counselor? He is simply fake to say the least & i pity those following this guy's advice

Though I'm always at a tangent with his monocultured and largely-lacking-substance views, what he said wasn't an advise, he made a statement of fact in a weird way.

Think about it: ladies love to get things easy. They hate banks queues, so they have a bank bf.

They want cheap meat; they get market/meat bf.

They want easy movement, so they get an uber bf...

Assignment bf, bf for breakfast/lunch/dinner.
Tailor bf, saloon bf, gym bf, errand bf....

The list is endless

See? He was just stating the obvious

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Family › Re: 10 Things Every Lady Should Know How To Do by HARDDON: 9:27pm On Aug 06, 2018

360great:
11. Must know how to cook, that was how I met one fine bae that year @ service,invited her for weekend. only for her to help me prepare egusi soup, she prepared poison for me.... soup ended up in the bin

12. Must know how to knack

Knack what? Is she a sledgehammer? cheesy

Family › Re: 10 Things Every Lady Should Know How To Do by HARDDON: 9:26pm On Aug 06, 2018

Insightful list just Not this indomie and eggs generation

Phones › Re: Android Releases Android 9 by HARDDON: 8:37pm On Aug 06, 2018

One if the best things that happened to communication and connectivity; ANDROID!

Itz simplicity is simply amazing

Politics › Re: National Assembly sembly Leadership Meets Tomorrow by HARDDON: 6:09pm On Aug 06, 2018

geometricaxis:
same with English

it's play to the gallery

You are very parochial in your romance with words.
Explore more

Romance › Re: Could This Be True?? by HARDDON: 6:01pm On Aug 06, 2018

Good News Bible translation.

Very true!

And more wiser words haven't been spoken.... Lemuel's mommo is a mother indeed.

Politics › Re: National Assembly sembly Leadership Meets Tomorrow by HARDDON: 5:40pm On Aug 06, 2018

Hopefully, some people would not play to the gallow....

Hopefully, democracy would not be RAPED once more angry

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole, Malami, SGF Plotting To Unseat Saraki Using Gestapo Methods by HARDDON: 6:56pm On Aug 05, 2018

Saraki has shown that he is two steps ahead of this presidency.

They can Huff and buff. At the end if the day, he will still take them to the cleaners.

Muscles would always succum to brains

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