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Felix180:
DSTV.. startimes and kwese no show o o

Emperor380:
Wow! it's really good that someone have the willingness nd sacrifice to teach, direct nd guide us d lost nd confused brothers on how to go abt with our relationship lives. big tease @Hardon. I just bumped on this thread last week,i am only able to read the initial pages nd I must comment on ur vast psychological knowledge on the complexities of the embodiment in a woman. Really, any brother who has not read this is bound to continue making alot of mistakes that will actually get him friend zoned...
Everybody's got problems nd I ain't different..i have jst sum few questions I ll luv be cleared on.

1.How do u start a conversation with a new girl on social networks (a girl u r interested on) nd nt look desperate especially when she doesn't reply.

2.How do u deal with trust issues? E. g I was had a very strong relationship with a grl bt things didn't work out well, so we broke up. My new girlfriend now feels insecure knowing hw strong my bond was with my ex, in her mind she thinks dat my ex can get me anytime she comes back.

Pharmtj:
Why am I not always lucky with women. my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday due to tribe differences.

I tried convincing her to talk things over between her and my mum ended in deadlock.

By her words, once her mind is made up already on something is hard to change it.

My third love gone just like that. Indeed to Love someone is to feel pain.

Idowtfiwnt:
So what im supposed to be doing .. what are my errors .. how do I balance the flow bro

Kalatium:
Wow!
Long time everyone . So harddon was back. What have i been missing? . It's 200 pages already and am still in 178,now i have to Catch up.
Harddon where went you? Ghost mode?

Dudeweedlmao:
Been trying to open that site since yesterday.

magikalz:
You lazy ass mofos will be like 'I have been following this thread for quite some time...bla bla bla.'

Y'all haven't been following shiiit. If you were, some of these questions won't be coming up. Read the fuccc..king thread. Someone took his time to drop these nuggets, yet to read is a problem.

Look at what Mr Baruchukwu above me is asking. Oga, read the thread.

For petessakes, copy down the nuggets and create your own manual. How difficult can it be?


Instead of looking for quick solutions, create your own resource pool.

Dudeweedlmao:
No way you wrote this yourself.

nwaanambra1:
see this stupid woman!

the groomer - groomed your dog by shaving off excess hair that makes seeing difficult for the poor dog and instead of appreciating his efforts u r there insulting not just him but an entire nation!

useless thing does she even knw what it takes to give a dog a gromming shave?


u hav the audacity to insult and entire nation simple bc you hired a nigerian to do your dirty job!

bloody akuna!




its only a biased idiot that couldn't see the dog looks way better and more happier than the before pics - the poor dog is getting more fresh air and is happy about it only for the nagging owner to be complaining instead of thanking the poor guy that dd the good job!

ishowdotgmail:
Na university class be like this


The picture frame though, like obituary poster

Agp19:
thanks bro I posted that wen have not gone tru d thread...have done that now..am alrdy in the heat of everything there heads are spinning ryt now(gurls) thanks a million for the eye opening

Agp19:
I jst stumble on this thread for my 2yrs bn on nairaland..Am this type of guy that see women virtually everyday due to my work and have rack up alot number on my phone but the issue I don't get past those numbers I collect from these ladies.dont know why

then I have these following situation
1. there ithis girl I meet on Facebook we chatted and things roll out that was December last year. down to the extent that she do most of the callings but along the line I jst screw things up. I don't return her calls and along way she stops calling and I myself calls once in a while but I now discover she's always demanding for sumtn.she will only call wen she need sumtn.which I do turn down some.but now shes telling she needs a phone which I stylishly tell I can't..what can I do to get her all over me again

2.there is this lady let me say we r dating but she has not say the word yes yet she acting as if she's my wife alrdy,but am not pushing it too much. she's the type that form this born again thing but I know she's jst trying to build a wall around herself.how do i break those walls?.bcus I want her realself.

3.there this lady in my church am crushing on crazilly but have bn acting as if I don't see her though we exchange eye contact once in while.the first time I tried a combo with her thing didn't go well jst a hi thing and we both walk away...what do u think I shld do in this kind of scenario

sisisioge:
True...outside their domestic dirty talks, she's a good woman. All those years she didn't squander her share of the profit o. She oversaw the project from start to finish, otherwise oga would have had to handle the papers and realized the fault in the title. And, life would just have been as usual if only oga didn't say she should get out of the house. May God bless us with fair people is a huge prayer my brother.

DAMAYYOR:
I'm still yet to figure out what this girl mean,
As I was kissing her at different places (her neck, shoulder, checks) then I brushed my lips softly against hers and kissed her with my lips closed, she took my phone and typed this message "I don't do kissing" and showed me
I replied her by saying who said anything about kissing, then I pulled her close again and continued kissing her, this time around, she responded by kissing me too and even bit my lover lip softly
But the text she typed on my phone left me confused
cc HARDDON

Modified :I just got off the phone with her, she called and said she's been having waves of thoughts and confusion about the kiss and all, she said she wants an honest answer and asked me what all those things were all about, I blanked out and told her it's not a discussion on phone and that I would see her in person to talk about it
How do I handle this SIR HARDDON
BTW, your drills got me to this level I've been feeling like a boss till she asked that question that caught me off guard

Oloruntobi4382:
I think you are the wrong person. It's been a long time from Nairaland you know .

Oloruntobi4382:
Or Mr Harddon, the born again CHRISTIAN giving atheist hard time?

welcome back Baba HARDDON

Remember that my neighbour girl i told u was feeling me and that i wanted to take things to physical level?

the girl is good, normally buys things for me when i tell her to.
so, i decided to s*x chat with her to put her in the mood over whatsapp, things were going on fine till i told her to come over to my room so i can make her feel like a woman(i guess this is where i guffed).
she said she can't do it with me.. Seriously i was shocked because i know for sure that she's into me..though, i laughed it off when she told me that and i didn't beg or pressurized her.
i guess it's because she's is not sure about my feelings for her that's why she refused.

Baba, i'm beginning to develop feelings for her...also how can i convince her to bleep me??

BABA HARDDON, kindly look into my case

HARDDON:
Why don't u guys listen? How do I drum it into ur thick ears that with women, to go forward swiftly, you must learn the act of going backwards?

That means : NEVER LET A WOMAN KNOW U WANT TO BLOW HER MINDS OFF! BEHAVE LIKE U DONT CARE!

Behave like she is d one trying to lay her filthy hands on u n u ain't interested in her! Let alone getting down with her! This is d best way to have her drool over u ! because every other guy wants nothing but fvck and ladies already know that. Dare to be different ! Let her be d one to chase u!

N when paradventure , u let her have it, she wud be very greatful! No jokes Ive had a calabar gurl thank me after every hawt session because I make her sweat b4 she can hv jrod....in fact, this is one of my bedding secrets: I fore play for long , make them so wet that they can't but want it in, some wud straddle u, wanting jrod in, but I trap it inbtw my legs that they can't access it, I make them plead, cajole , some even wud be close to tears( telling me "u gono make me cry, i want u so bad, please just a little taste, i promise, ok, I just want to use the cap on my clit,I promise I wudnt push it in)" n shaking b4 I let them, u need to hear d scream when jrod is half in .

STOP askING GURLS OUT!

STop ASKING FOR S3X LIKE PEACOCK ON HEAT!

STOP LETTING DAT IDIOT OF A D1CK CONTROL UR WHOLE LIFE!

STOP BEVAVING LIKE EVERY OTHER GUy OUT THERE!


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!

I'm so peeved with u right now that I feel like slapping sense into ur head tru dis phone

Get this straight, no matter how hard a woman is into u, the species can control their emotions like demons!. N a thin line lies Btw liking u n ignoring u. just one wrong step, n u either become a maga , or she starts ignoring u or friend zone u

Gurls r not like guys: they have different psychological make up:

That a lady is showing u green light doesnt mean u just launch in head on!

They show u green light to test if u r worth it, or u r just like every other guy out there!
Ur duty is to let them know that she has to try harder to please u! But if u just fail that green light freaking trick, u have failed d test n goner u become!

She does not have to be sure of ur feelings!
If not, how do u explain meeting n mating within 30mins? A gurl i didn't even know her name!

U should know, yours truly has bed alota them he didn't even know their names cos he usually don't ask boring questions. They go asking after d deeds if he even know their names.
N he usually shot back @ them with:

How can I know ur name when the konji thAt was hooking u didn't even let me ask? She laughs.

She wud look @ him hoping he'd ask..... He wudnt

Rather he'd say: " oh , now that u have had ur fill, u want me to ask? Well, I wudnt, gud bye.

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right

1c. BE SLOW TO ANGER. SWIFT TO CORRECT WRONG IMPRESSION

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 1

Why Gurls like bad boys:

Bad boys don't ''send''..... they live their life no matter what. They don't kiss up to any lady, infact they get aggressive when she throws some controlling tantrums.
They don't mind embarrassing her in public just to get their point across.

In summary, they are manly( ''ball-full'') because they sure know that every relationship has a CONTROL NOB, and the party who SENDS less has it. and that same party dictate how the r/ship roll. the party basically has the MUMU SWITCH of the other party and therefore can control the other party without as much as saying a word.....just a luk or a sound, wud suffice.
Women are aware of this potent power by design, they also know that the power lies with the guy from creation and wud do everything possible to STEAL(they do this either to test if the guy is truly what they make of him or just plainly acting IT or they just luv been in control) it from the guys......subtly, guys not-in-the-know, aint.


Now I am not advocating you become this crude: here is Hiw u can tap the positives off bad boys n be one ur self:
BE yourself @ all times: what does this mean? It means don't live ur life to please any gurl. Learn the act of saying no to some of her demands even though she knows u are capable of same. A girls that u always yeild to, wud soon friend zone u. You ain't worth been her man.

Know this, gurls r looking for alpha male not some kiss a33.......learn to always be in charge. This can only happen when u lay ur bed right from d beginning.

Yea I know, this is a tall order but is is very easy when u bring ur emotions under check before u even think of dating.

MODIFIED

Another reason is the compassionate part of them that just wano FIX things. They assume that Bad boys need redemption n they are d very ones to do it. They just need to show him a lil care, a lil touch, a lil hug, a lil prod , a lil luv n all wud be well. Lil did they know......


Also, bad boys luv mad wild adventure! Gut splitting, nerve wrecking, heart pumping n head spinning crazy adventure. N ladies just luv to be blown away!


Bad boys are sporadic.....unpredictable, they dont mind spoiling her by tasting her honey in public places...making her adrenaline pump wild! Imagine her cUming in such tensed situation( torn inbtw getting caught n the pleasure sweeping tru her veins)! How can she not luv him to bits? Stolen waters tastes sweeter!

They are sure to give her wild fun memories unlike d serene nice guy that wudnt even wano pound her hard cos he doesnt wano hurt her while in her mind she is screaming for heavy pounding, he is on slow n steady kiss kiss ride.

Bad boys teach em how to defend em selves, street sense n so many other crazy reasons out there.



SENSE PILL 1: Never sell yourself short. U were born to lead, but first you must conquer yourself. never let Jrod rule your ways.