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NYSC › Re: Why Going Back To Your Parents Home After POP Is A Disastrous Idea by HARDDON: 10:42pm On Jul 02, 2018

op, as a guy, immediately you gained admission, packed your bags and rolled off to school, Your life began and you aint coming back home as a child to stay and be fed free food, you only come back as a young man to visit.
So waiting till after NYSC to realize this and look for multiple streams of income is a total disaster.

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Celebrities › Re: Banky W Chosen As MC In Macron's Visit To Nigeria by HARDDON: 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2018

In 7D goggles; searching for the value of this visit undecided

Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of Two Nairalanders, Yinxies And Romoruyi by HARDDON: 8:01pm On Jul 01, 2018

CANDYDADDY:

This is a pre wedding shot between a poor family

Am gladly to award you 'the poorest pre shoot ever in the world'

Pre-wedding shots/wealth don't make a happy home. Ask al the celebrities whose ,once upon a time homes, have been rendered broken hollow houses.

Unfortunately for you, real life eludes you because of your illusions....

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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of Two Nairalanders, Yinxies And Romoruyi by HARDDON: 7:55pm On Jul 01, 2018

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:54pm On Jul 01, 2018

rapheal23:
Boss I Can I Get Ur Dating Books,

Been reviewed. Critically.

It seems we have to split it into 5 whole parts because of Amazon.

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Fashion › Re: Woman Pulls off Wig, Sells it For N200k Infront of her Husband While Hanging(pi by HARDDON: 1:43pm On Jul 01, 2018

LaDolceVida:
Who gives 200k on the spot

Huh? With a lil short code, 10mill can be paid on da spot

Romance › Re: Funky Wedding Invitation Of Two Nairalanders And Thier Cute Wedding Pictures by HARDDON: 10:57pm On Jun 30, 2018

Divay22:
Solving mathematical equations. we can put heads together and sort for a way to find X and take him home to his family
How about that

Do you know how many generations have been lost in the quest for X?
Kindly recommend another wild goose chase puleez. Not X angry

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Romance › Re: Funky Wedding Invitation Of Two Nairalanders And Thier Cute Wedding Pictures by HARDDON: 9:18pm On Jun 30, 2018

Divay22:
Jokes
I'm not good at that

Not good with jokes? Yet you know how to lol? angry

this relationship would NOT work.

What are we gono be doing with each other? undecided

Romance › Re: Funky Wedding Invitation Of Two Nairalanders And Thier Cute Wedding Pictures by HARDDON: 7:58pm On Jun 30, 2018

Divay22:
It's too early to give me that kinda face
Smile for me please

Just like that?

You couldnt even tell a joke angry

Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by HARDDON: 7:51pm On Jun 30, 2018

Asabe4:
Wow... What a goal

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:19pm On Jun 29, 2018

HARDDON:
How To Date Right

If you so choose to do this, THIS BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU CAN MAKE IS GETTING SERIOUS. Only average guys do that. In fact, that is the default mode of guys generally when they feel they've found someone worth it.
*Getting serious means you begin to get conscious around her, you begin to ditch all that you have learnt here. Because you would feel that these drills only apply to hooking new ones. You begin to question the fact why you would need to fun jab your OWN GURL.
Why you need to constantly put her on edge. why you can't spend on her unfettered, run her errands unrestricted, love her with reckless abandon and just let the wimp back on main stream. And here now, you let your heart open, Jrod rule and your brains fall out gallantly.

WARNINGS:

Getting serious breeds tension, you lose your control, jealousy creeps in; you just wano monitor all her activities, she gains full sit in your life, reverse the roles and puts you on edge, you might lose it a couple of times and raise your voice, even flex a lil muscles at her to stamp your pseudo authority, then she withdraws- mono syllables responses, lack of calls, ignores your call, makes the r/ship lose its initial spark and you effectively lose your balls.

Sense Pill
Logical things are boring and senseless to ladies.

How To Date Right

Sense Pill
If you got in with fun jabs, with fun jabs you must also maintain it. It is like placing a foot on a lion's neck; dare you remove it?

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Romance › Re: Funky Wedding Invitation Of Two Nairalanders And Thier Cute Wedding Pictures by HARDDON: 3:43am On Jun 29, 2018

Divay22:
I'll love to love..
Happy married life

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:52am On Jun 29, 2018*

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 22

How To Date Right

Having found someone worth loving( with your balls intact), how do we go on from thence, handle all her tests brilliantly?
What are the do's and don't in a relationship?

How can a real guy date and dance yet armed with his sway and balls' swagger?

DRILL NUGGET 23a

Handling Marriage Proposal
When to, how to and every other thing inbtw

b) The Vow and life after

How To Date Right

Never Get Serious

If you so choose to do this, THIS BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU CAN MAKE IS GETTING SERIOUS. Only average guys do that. In fact, that is the default mode of guys generally when they feel they've found someone worth it.
*Getting serious means you begin to get conscious around her, you begin to ditch all that you have learnt here. Because you would feel that these drills only apply to hooking new ones. You begin to question the fact why you would need to fun jab your OWN GURL.
Why you need to constantly put her on edge. why you can't spend on her unfettered, run her errands unrestricted, love her with reckless abandon and just let the wimp back on main stream. And here now, you let your heart open, Jrod rule and your brains fall out gallantly.

WARNINGS:

Never Get Serious

Getting serious breeds tension, you lose your control, jealousy creeps in; you just wano monitor all her activities, she gains full sit in your life, reverse the roles and puts you on edge, you might lose it a couple of times and raise your voice, even flex a lil muscles at her to stamp your pseudo authority, then she withdraws- mono syllables responses, lack of calls, ignores your call, makes the r/ship lose its initial spark and you effectively lose your balls.

Sense Pill
Logical things are boring and senseless to ladies.

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Politics › Re: $322m Abacha Loot: FG Begins Cash Transfer To Poor Homes.. by HARDDON: 12:06am On Jun 29, 2018

Thought Abacha was a saint?

And why does APShit always seek avenue to reloot a recovered loot?

What yardstick did they use to arrive at poor households in 19 states ? And what happened to the other states? They ain't part of Nigerian?

Imagine, yes, yet again, nepotism at itz peek.

Family › Re: What Would You First Go Through On Your Spouses' Phone If Given The Chance? by HARDDON: 11:50pm On Jun 28, 2018

Amakababe:
Contacts,messages,call history, whatsApp and in fact all online chats. In that order.

Thirsty boyfriend-stealing bitches everywhere, one has to be smart.

You can as well just unscrew the phone and check the NUTS too and the insulations, they hid details about edible Catherine too. angry

#highclassparanoia

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Sympathizes With Victims Of Otedola Bridge Lagos Tanker Fire by HARDDON: 11:45pm On Jun 28, 2018

Amazing! Because election is drawing closer, the sadist is suddenly finding his humane spart parts?

We know better boy!

APC and bloodshed are like five and six. If only these bloods that flows daily are of their kins so that Nigeria can console them with high sounding grammar! angry

Politics › Re: President Buhari Sympathizes With Victims Of Otedola Bridge Lagos Tanker Fire by HARDDON: 11:45pm On Jun 28, 2018

Romance › Re: "I Have Travelled To Asaba, Abuja And Ekiti For Sex" - Male Twitter User by HARDDON: 11:15pm On Jun 28, 2018

This guy isn't a baller and he's a broke a33 niggy.
How can a man leave biz, pause his life and go throttling because of some..... When you can easily wire her Tfare and she jumps down?

Reminds me of BBM glory days.
Yours truly's crazy friend invited a gurl from a far away state. They cajoled me and we went to wait for her at the park she was to land : sat in the car opposite the park, waiting. She had described what she was wearing. Only for her to arrive and she was totally different from the pictures she has been sharing! Mehn, no consolation point on her body.

We laughed him silly. He couldn't bear the shame and told us to go back home. Leaving her stranded! She called and called. He never picked. angry

Yours truly was pained to to his marrows. angry

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:30pm On Jun 28, 2018

Guys, we just dropped a fresh blog post!

" Girl's Green Light Unravelled "

If only you can fathom this post, you are half way home to decoding the mind of ladies! Ample examples, sleek illustrations doused in fine word's wine!

Hurry now and go get drunk in it! Look below, dating drill's link is imbedded within the red letters.

Thank me later cool

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Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Continues Devt of Nuclear Facility Despite Agreement To Denuclearize by HARDDON: 10:10pm On Jun 27, 2018

Don't trust short men who luv to keep to themselves and luv toys that draws world attention

They'd get bored easily without their toys

Besides, a wise man once said: " To maintain peace, one has to be battle Ready"

Crime › Re: Ethnic Cleansing Going On In Middle Belt Unacceptable, Defend Yourselves by HARDDON: 10:05pm On Jun 27, 2018

Apostle Suleiman called on people to defend themselves, he was harrassed and called to question.

Danjuma made same statement and even when ahead to implicate the security apparatus, nothing was done to him.

Yeyeti has been claiming responsibilities for all the killings, the ostrict is deaf to these.

It is really a case of deodorant and insecticide.

Crime › Re: Ethnic Cleansing Going On In Middle Belt Unacceptable, Defend Yourselves by HARDDON: 10:00pm On Jun 27, 2018

There is something definately going on with the security apparatus and these killings.

Who would be surprised anyways?

The northern President, including all the supposed security chiefs are ALL MOSLEMS and here you have the life of Christians been out ran.

After crookedly winning, "the blood of dogs and baboons " still flows huh?

The problem didn't start today. It started when we all kept quiet when these kit and Kin appointments where being made. Where is Federal Xta as enshrined in the constitution?

Look at the govt setup. It is a family business.

Never have we had it so TERRIBLE.

But one thing is sure, all those sponsoring and abating these blood letting would not go unpunished. These blood they've shed would hunt them and all their families to the grave.

Romance › Re: Man Flies His Girlfriend To Greece In Order To Propose To Her (Photos) by HARDDON: 9:35pm On Jun 27, 2018

juanjo2:
ur mouth e bad

Look at the weak skills now.

Why do I feel there is a lot more to this jigsaw?

Romance › Re: When A Woman Is In Love With A Man, These Happens. by HARDDON: 9:33pm On Jun 27, 2018

SapphirePRINCEX:
Then when she finally accepts, u treat her like trash

Huh? I thought you were taken?

If you ain't, sorry, my hands la full.

Romance › Re: Man Flies His Girlfriend To Greece In Order To Propose To Her (Photos) by HARDDON: 9:30pm On Jun 27, 2018

SlayQueenSlayer:
Exactly my thoughts. He left her with absolutely no option than to say yes. Greece to Nigeria is not a trekking distance. When in doubt of the outcome, I recommend this method .

very bad balling.

But ehmmm, nobody is ever in doubt. They just don't want to accept the reality and signals their guts is sending or they just hope that somehow, hopefully, they can show how serious they are or, probably, by the magic of a ring and the supposed joy it brings, she would have a change of mind.

angry

Nobody is ever in doubt. Not when even Teens now ask you the almighty question:" Where is this relationship leading to? "

Politics › Re: Afenifere: Time For Buhari To Choose Between Being President Of Nigeria And... by HARDDON: 5:53pm On Jun 27, 2018

Tell that to your son who joined forces with the north to wristle power without any economic blueprint.

Tell that to your children who voted this menace....

To all you who voted this evil machinery into power, the blood of these innocent souls being shed daily is upon your head and that of your children

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Romance › Re: Man Flies His Girlfriend To Greece In Order To Propose To Her (Photos) by HARDDON: 5:36pm On Jun 27, 2018*

Alright, so we have to bribe her into submission huh? More like a pilot that pops the question mid air... How can she say no when the pilot can simply press the eject button? grin

Hope you can maintain the set precedence....

Congrats however

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Politics › Re: The Cattle Herder Doesn’t Carry Anything More Than A Stick, Buhari Says by HARDDON: 4:56pm On Jun 27, 2018

Once again, the Ostrich buries his head in the sand!

Even with the Miyetti Terrorists claiming responsibilities, the Ostrict is too deaf to put perspectives into things....

Smh!

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Politics › Re: Jos Massacre: “we Are Either Going Forward Or They Kill Us” by HARDDON: 4:49pm On Jun 27, 2018

Comparable to the Fury of a scorned woman is a man pushed to the wall.

When there is no more space to retrieve further, he would come with all the venoms of pent up anger. This country is on the verge....

I do pray these evil ELEMENTS that are playing politics without human lives with high level of nonchalant attitudes gets visited with serial deaths in their family soon. They would know no peace. The edge of the sword is hereby layed at the roots. One by one they would kiss the dusts.

Clear cut demands.

Phones › Re: Trump Is Frustrating Chinese Tech Companies And See How It May Affect Nigerians by HARDDON: 3:39pm On Jun 27, 2018

Noel1:
Na Trump Get Google?

Politics › Re: Plateau Killings: Questions Fayose Is Asking Buhari On Attacks by HARDDON: 3:02pm On Jun 27, 2018*

IPOB that didnt own a gun, didnt kill nobody, armed with only a voice( let's go our separate ways) was swiftly declared a terrorist group. And a full military might was pelted in that region. Snuffed out with a potent insecticide.

on the other hand,

here is a group that holds nothing back, destroy source of livelihood, kill, maim, burn houses in hundreds of thousands, almost on daily basis, not one has been caught and convicted, NOT ONE! They are NOT a terrorist group. In fact, we use tax payer's money to import made in India grass for them. We sought to create a right of way for them throughout the nation. When that failed, we deploy state resources to build ranches for them as they go to town to wreck more havoc.
Better treatment for them? Deodorant.

angry

God is watching

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