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you likey?

if you are buoyant, take her out to a five star hotel's bush bar, table for two dinner by the pool side.
you know watz up. never book a room though. when u guys r done, drop her off at her place. bid her gnyts and bow out

or plan a get away.

if you are not too stable financially and can cook, go to the market, get the things for her favorite meal and prepare it, when you are done, set the table, with her fav rnb song romancing the air on dah background, then invite her over, blindfold her from the door after that, turn off all the lights( just two candles lite on either sid of them dinnner table) and lead her to the table.
sit her down, remove d blindfold n watch holy excitement expressions dance all over her face.

on the net, everything is possible?

the more powerful you get, the more volatile.

grow like an elephant, get exposed as same

you aint searching for no job... rather more clients for more lewd .....

as much as i hate nagging ones, it is your fault you got here

the reason they gave was quite lame.

hahahaha .... crack mah da.mn dance out.

totally wasted chemical mind. no thanks to basic chem

^^^^^ pardon her gee... we were all once upon a time well whack.

@ op, because the gurls are too small to bear a man's heart alone.

so they share it.

israel taken off what?


lol at your ignorant airs

that forum is not constitutionally recognized.

it is rather an association/club for Governors. it has not legal backing.

scraping it would entail infringement on the right of citizens to association within a democratic dispensation.

a fisherman who does not know what water to fish in, gets swallow by whales

incomplete reporting .... what lead to the shooting?

however, no matter what, the MEN-IN-BLACK should learn to indulge the safety clip .. it wasnt put there for fancy.

hope the student is alive

as sweet as all the above sounds, the saying : NEVER GIVE A GURL COMPLETE SIT.....creeps slowly into mind.

all the above listed can be played out, faked out. it is only the good Lord that knows the very HER for you.

so instead of jumpin and leaping from one set of chicken laps to the other,

bend your kneels and say a lil prayer for the Holy spirit lead u to locating him/her.

what a wild world.

how could a mother be so callous? even animals dont let off their young ones like this.
how could she have carried the baby for nine solid months then deliver it and flush it down the drain?

wicked wild world.

that baby has a great future ahead i can foresee and the mother would regret this action.

wonder why she named that dog "Music"

BWTF, how much does this lil brat sow as seed to nairaland that she

keeps hugging the FP like it's her pnl ppt?

't0t0' takes a pop, it end up on fp

'd1ck coughs, fp reports it,

even her dog( music) is hereby been broadcast to the globe

yet topics that lend more intellectual throughput to various spheres of human lives

are left to languish in the obscurity of background bench

all thanks to mediocre mods who would rather promote their very own or those having links to them

yet we wail about the ills of corruption.

utterly senseless,

logically untenable, morally unacceptable

50calibre: That guy is probably the only guy apart from jay that can proudly say "I've touched beyonce's a*ss"

if J ever sees that ish, be rest assured that guy isnt gono live long enuf to see his next bday.

he'd simply disappear

sleek!

dah was some sexy spank!

blame it on the booze J

Lilimax: Are you happy as a Nigerian? Let's start from there??
This will give you an indication of where we fall in

you guys aint complaining, are you?

you guys must be super happy

nice 2 see Canada high up there

and you xpect people to read all these?

nigerian history couldnt be that long

ohaleoghene: Nope , not ending it . He is coming back home

he would never be same. neither would you guys

i think at best, you would take a bow after seeing all the strings you've not be afforded the opportunity to see while he was out.

and could yall stop using the been a v as an excuse for been faithful?

you know you want it more than those that aint... just a state of the mind

albridge: I guess its just an unwritten rule of breakup's, "never tell the other person why or they may feel bad about themselves". So the civil thing to do would be to just break up but not say why.

huh?

contract out as if contracting in?

dah heck?

there is never a good time to say good bye....

most times, time and space take its course @ op....

and the ish gently wears off

Built2last: Amaechi, i cant tell you how this will end but i guess you will loose..our democracy has so much powers vested in the center....you should know better...talkless, do more. The best way to silence your critics is to produce results.focus on giving result to rivers people who elected you they will rise to defend you..if you continue this way. you will soon be in the ash bin of history

he talks too much, he talks anyhow.

no relational skills whatsoever.

and pride this pride of knowing what to do, yet not doing it, is the beginning of his downwards plunge

NessaFresh: For most brides and grooms, deciding what to wear on the Big Day is one of the most important parts of wedding planning. But one New Zealand couple didn’t have to shop for wedding outfits — because they got married in the nude.

Nick and Wendy Lowe were married at the Wellington Naturist Club on Saturday in a “clothing optional” wedding, reported local newspaper The Dominion Post. About half of the 120 guests were nude. Both clothed and naked photos were taken, and though guests were asked to dress for dinner, the dancing portion of the event was clothing optional.

Nick encouraged Wendy to embrace the “naturism,” or nudist, lifestyle six years ago.

“It was one of the first things he said to me: ‘I’m a naturist, how do you feel about it?’ I knew at some point I’d have to at least try it,” Wendy said.

Check out photos from the Lowes’ nude wedding below


http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NG&hl=en-GB&v=yfn2soUhJns

www.nairatunes.blog.com/2013/05/27/couple-get-wedded-in-their-birthday-suit-amidst-mixed-reactions/

look more like people that have been so frustrated in failed marriages but decided to give it one more go b4 they die!

old hags

[quote author=blogger1.0]Wish i had the time to join this contest...would have luvd to save u guys frm these ugly hungry-looking contestants. SMDH...so many gud lukin chics here but no hot guys to complement...really sad[/quote]

^^^^^^ thank you ioi!

horny4u: Make up sseexx ....I even will cause argument so we can make up...its rough and animalistic

Just the way I like it sometimes

you are just in the realm

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one man, one bullet

but more importantly, bring the heads of all those sponsoring them to the platter.

Mr President, you Know them!

stop the politics and bring them to books.

this is no time for curative measures

it is time for preventive one!

fun out today kids but what ever you do,

dont believe those political goons when they tell you the 'everly'

on hand lie that YOU ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMMOROW.

they told us such long time ago

after we matched our lives out under the sun, through the rains.

funny enough, the same set of people get recycled through time

and we are still hoping our turn wud come. if my generation and a couple of others after ours dont get to lead,

be rest assured you are on a long thing with such lies.

however,

mah hats off
glass up
fun out!

whistling wild...

wrong foot out: first take, gurls very rarely ask any guy out....unless ofcos subtly

secondly, she isnt ever the one that proposes.

the question should rather read : would you date/marry a gurl that earns more than you do?

mah response? : yup... on the condition that she remains submissive and respects me as a man