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[quote author=Ijele-igbo]You getting it all wrong man!
I had all the opportunities in the world to f'uc'k her that night we met but his Ex-boyfriend who happens to be my friend was at the party too!
So i just kissed and fondled her bo-obs and she really loved it.....
She ain't a LovePeddler and I ain't paying for any services....
She's hurt and whenever she's around me she's always happy till I let the cat out of the bag..... Till I told her I wanted to be her secret lover!
She said I should give her time and whenever I'm ready too take her out, I should give her a call!
You see, the key is in my hands!
I just hope I'm not committing a sin Bleep'ing my friends EX[/quote]Pointers 1: you always remind her of her EX means:............
2 : you let d cat outa d bag and she withdrew into her shells. And d joy she feels wen with Ʊ varnished means.......................

3: if your friend was in d party, means dey broke up peacefully ? Means dey meant still ...............

If Ʊ can fill in d blank spaces truely truthfully , you r smarter dan i aм

ammamat: He said i did not accept to marry him while he has not ask me to marry him or propose , now his married and stil want to sleep with me. is he well at all

In d animal kingdom, body language speaks volumes.

In dis age and time where men get turned down вч the female folks @ will, απϑ therefore live on with bruised ego and an eternal embarrassment, it behooves on guys to test d waters, with subtle words thrown here and there and body languages. Which he obviously did, and Ʊ unwittingly responded in the negative.
And thus he moved on and married s1 else maybe not up to standard but life must go on.

Who knows, maybe he made a mistake . Buh d dice is cast .
He obviously still luvv Ʊ . What a pity. And Ʊ feel strongly about him naw. Just gross .

Dis shld be an Eye opener to ladies generally, a lil joke cud mean more most times

Plz try hard and ignore dem haters up in here. And find d will power to seee this as iz. Move ON ƒoя he cud neva ß yours no more

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]I want to hit dah ish over and over....... And make her feel loved but will never fall in love with her.[/quote]Απϑ what wud Ʊ gain вч making her feel luved? Oh let ♏ԑ guess, unreserved spreading of her legs?

Hey, uя heart is no stone: she might just upturn uя lil tricks on uя head. She wud eat Ʊ out wen she notice d gift bribes. Buh wen night falls, she wud lock up ενεη if both of Ʊ slip togeda.

απϑ hey, Dere is something Ʊ did not tell us: let me refresh Ʊ :

You guys kissed after that, you tryed to Fvck her but she refused. That was wen Ʊ naw decided to ask her out huh? Since d indirect way didn't work, d direct way shld? Wake up.

Stop dreaming SON , if she has any self respect whatsoever, she wudnt acpt your proposal. Unless ofcos she is a whor3e and Ʊ r payin ƒoя services.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]What is your final advice?[/quote]just want to hit dah ish huh?

Can't help you.

Wen Ʊ do have a better plan, hook ♏ԑ up . ..

You sound nu in dis women terrain. And dere lies a code in dah player player circle.....that wudnt let me do this.


Here is d only tin I'd tell Ʊ tho: hunt else where.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]No! She was high and so I was...... It happened unintentionally!![/quote]High huh?

High indeed. haven't Ʊ realised that wen oηε iz high, his senses r heightened and thus both can still remember wat transpired in such times?

Dnt waste uя timee ...

ilugunboy: Truth be told...most Nigerian men contract marriage for other reasons that are way off the essence and meaning of marriage...mainly for security and possibility of better life. Many countries are now understanding our intent of marrying their daughters

Zip it Son!

ενεη if oηε wano go into a sham marriage, is it that AIDS infected land? They shld ß api Nigerians still consider τнεiя daughters foя marriages n pay homage as such.

Desola: Nigerians are predominantly fraudsters Abegi!

High on cheap drugs or r Ʊ just trying to seek some cheap attention?

Shldnt ß only ƒoя d month of Dec. Rada frm Dec 2012 - June 2013 cos d poor services is still prevalent.

Here is d simple math: 7months вч 90mil = 630millz

Daz d right figure NCC! And plz next time, communicate dεм in dolls! Naira is stale

On mobile... All i see iz same ol interface... Nufin nu

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Its good I opened up to her! Now she knows what I want....[/quote]Still stand on ma tentacles.

Itz a waste of energy to spill thus. What wud ß wud be.
But Ʊ just blew uя chances. Ʊ just woke her spikes up unwittingly. Bliv ♏ԑ , Ʊ can neva get dis puss puss again ! No mata haw lose she is

Let ♏ԑ ask you dis: did Ʊ ask her out first b4 you guys kissed thus passionately?

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]How did I make the wrong move expressing my feelings to her?
I did the right thing and she knows I want to f'uc'k her just that she's trying to take me slow........... She loves my friend though, that's the truth[/quote]Oh heck !

Woke up to realise that men naw razzle whores .

Get som specks Son.

sanb: I don’t think it’ll be proper to solely say it’s the man or the woman that rules the home; they both have their individual responsibilities to keep/make the home function appropriately…….

This is no responsibility repository.

Rada a clarion call to clarification.

You mind to tell ♏ԑ why d home heats up wen d wify grows grumpy? Why dere can't ß peace cos she hasn't had her way?
Why d man is always wrong and she is always right and tins must ß done her way if an iota of peace is to reign?

It is her duty to administer but after a while, she not only admin, she extends to ruling !

flanrey: Women rule the home, a woman can choose to make life unbearable for you if she wishes
@harddon saw the tribute to Joey on your diary....nice one!

Thanks ƒoя bin truthful @ d very least

....may his gentle gene rest in perfect peace.

Duff ma hat ....J zaza !

LastApostle: The women definitely calls the shot but sensible ones share power with their husband.

Oh heck! And yet we claim itz a man's world?
Yet we are d ones who pays bride price, work our asses out to feed d home and defy so gallantly d law that states ; he who pays d piper dictates d tone?

vivian chinaza: They both own and rule the home. They can enact laws and implement them together with the man as the umbrella body, IMHO.

Yea right !

We all ĸпoω d drill don't we?

Lier OP!

If you can pull wool over every other, not an old expirenced fox .

Plz tell us d whole truth: did she really put it in or she just grabbed it and was robbing it on ha ish? And you lost control and pushed it in? No virgin , no matter haw high wud deliberately push uя joyrod in . Dey luvv to play with it arround d orb ενεη tru d middle but wud neva push in. It is jamb.
And from uя explanation, you got an ïdea about ör have expirenced making uя way thru d forest ƒoя d first timé: in a flash cos gently wud cos more pains . You ĸпoω what you did and daz y you r feeling guilty, that was y she left in a hurry. Infact, all d while you guys have bin playin, you'v bin trying to cut it but she has bin resisting .

Hope she doesn't hate you ƒoя life ...buh d fact remains, she can't ever forget you naw

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]My friend doesn't give a damn bout her cus he's f'uc'ked her already but....... I care![/quote][quote author=Ijele-igbo]My friend doesn't give a damn bout her cus he's f'uc'ked her already but....... I care![/quote]I put it to you that it is just your dick that has the feelings ƒoя her.

And den, she like to be serviced, wonder y you made the wrong move by asking her out....wen she is a freaky flirt.

Drill d ish ånd F any emotional involvement .

D way ii seee it, your friend feels cheated on and wudnt give two Fs if you blow!

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slimyem: I still wonder what advantage comes with being a cultist...
What do they tell people to make them desire being one?
Don't they learn from all the cultism stories that abound?

Ever walked on d moon with your head held high because you know you r untouchable?
Ever felt dis gut level feelings knowing fully well that respect is what you command from all and fear is what you reek?
Ever desired any gurl , as many as you want, ενεη if dey had bfs, and you got them cos you blend and belong and no guy can hold a candle to you ços you?
Ever handled and caressed d Skin of a magnum n let blaze a lead from its den?
Have you ever walked into a hall choke a block and men make way ƒoя Ʊ ?
Ever spoke in silence and uя words were loudly heard?

To most, d promises r too great to resist and you nid not be preached to.

But in d end, it aint all worth it!

Embrace peace. Scars live eternal! Eida burned on your skin , engraved on your heart or lost with your soul!

[quote author=190-the-clown]I Swear i got like a million of such hilaruous pics on my BB (Nigerian and foreign)
I keep deleting them each time,those who follow me on BB can attestify to this [/quote]

Didn't ĸпoω they follow ρρℓ on bb!

LieON ... Dr LieNUs! Haw is d ministry moving ?

Yea, its a general slogan, its a man's world.

How true is that?


Btw the husband and wife, who rules d home?

Here is a shrewd man's saying : ' as a husband , you got two mutually exclusive choices...1) either you choose to be right

or 2) you choose to be happy.

If you choose to be right, den just be ready to be so unhappy in your home . But if you choose to be happy, åpi your home would be, but å dock you would ever be. Always dancing to your wife's whims and caprices

who really rule d home?

R Ʊ a dealer?

Pics

cant bliv no one has experience in this terrain