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Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 7:22pm On Jan 12, 2013
xynerise: Hope they reduced the squashing thingy? undecided
ℓ☺ℓz

Wota choice of words .

Cudnt ß §☺̣̣̥̇ sure but you can preview it on youtube 2mins
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 7:16pm On Jan 12, 2013
[quote author=~vicky~]i heard that Spartacus season 4 is out
how true? cheesy
[/quote]Huh?

tvline.com/2012/11/06/spartacus-season-4-premiere-date/
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 7:12pm On Jan 12, 2013
safeLove: I hate hearing these rubbish about a man"getting it elsewhere". Have you seen a 9months pregnant woman before? Looks like something about to pop and you can't control your damn hormones? Instead you want to "get it elsewhere". Well,be my guest. After the baby comes we'll settle that score.

Its this kind of husband that will go on a skirt chasing rampage when the wife gives birth with the stwepid excuse that "she got fat".

Arrant madness. Isi mebie kwa unu!!
Wow wow wow,

Nne biko kulo temper. Enu go?

He isn't goin no where. Not after he put you in tat state.

And you know he vowed to ß by your side tru all seasons . So plz chilax Oº°˚˚°ºK ? ℓ☺ℓz

All we try to d here is educate so that all is kept in shape and in line .

ß there ƒoя each oda . And ofcos, after giving birth, a karing husby shld help Ʊ burn out d excess and Kip fit ƒoя him and health wise.

Regards

D
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 6:58pm On Jan 12, 2013
Majestically walks here, a lil luk to d right and left ωiƒ raised eyebrow. Starts singing: Slaughterhouse- мч life
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 6:36pm On Jan 12, 2013
victorian: Possibly...if no contraction pains at that time.
Nah! She hasn't tryed it yet.

Too reserved , too straight. Only-missionary-style-kinda-lady. ℓ☺ℓz

I çud ß wrong V, §☺̣̣̥̇ Pardon ma airs...hehehe
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 5:55pm On Jan 12, 2013
Caracta: Harddon, pls don't crack my ribs. Lol.
A big hug for you!
Wow!

*karefully with som reservations , hugs ha gently back.

*thinkin, haven't seen ha dis excited? World words wonders? Can't but ponder.
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 5:34pm On Jan 12, 2013
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Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2013
Vikin: She maybe enduring the xtra large 16" pointed arrow when she hasn't conceived. Now d belly enter, it's a different ball game. Couple with the fact that he might take a very long time to arrive. grin

Pls, I beg all women that find themselves in this category, avoid intimacy.x.x. Until baby arrive, let the guy sort himself out Abeg!

I don't want your babies to have holes in their heads because of constant strafing.

Just my advise.

Hard don, I suspect you fall on this category, better look for alternative when that time comes.

I don talk my own finish cheesy
Oh brada! ℓ☺ℓz

You nid to study more gee.

The koko is gud ƒoя preg ladies(unless dey r so close to d call) You Doubt ? Nxt tym, pretend that you are married witha heavy wify and go ask a gynecologist if it is true or not. Or simply ask married wim here.

And bsides, you got to skool d unborn Son haw iz done ! Rodflmao!

What alternative might ii have if i §☺̣̣̥̇ evér dnt fit?
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 5:07pm On Jan 12, 2013
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Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 5:00pm On Jan 12, 2013
Ivynwa: Good one Hard Don though a pregnant woman needs patience & some pamperings when it comes to all that grinding away u listed there. I hope what u explained in #3 isn't an*l sex cause that is disgusting? I don't think that is good for a preggy lady.
An*l? Nah........ Cudnt Recommend that ƒoя worlds Ivy.

Here is d drill: if d bootyzz big enuf, you cud part and place inbtw and it feels like ehmmmm, d in-tin. Especially very close to dem lips(cos d wetnezz is added advantage. )

And yea, d dose i listed abv is to ß taken very gently o. You wudnt want to excite ha beyond control ! ℓ☺ℓz

Regards

D
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 4:38pm On Jan 12, 2013
Oahray: hahahahaha grin grin grin such arrogance. I thought joking about it and highlighting the wrong word would make you realize it. I guess that's the difference between a typo and grammatical emptiness tongue

PROPHESY which you wrote is a verb. How is it you used it as if its a noun?

Go back to your post and write PROPHECY jor. You wey no sabi english wan school person grin grin
Oh well, anoda pyguru correction clown . ℓ☺ℓz

Nonetheless, Ʈ♓ªƞƘ§
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 3:47pm On Jan 12, 2013
Some kids left d comfort of their pseudo zone to venture into the wild? Hard knocks.

You ended up fulfilling ma prophesy so ѕσση SON?
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 3:29pm On Jan 12, 2013
ItsModella: The albino banned my other account and I ain't got no time to be creating multiple accounts...
grin
ItsModella: The albino banned my other account and I ain't got no time to be creating multiple accounts...
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 3:24pm On Jan 12, 2013
@ V, i dö dig your sway. But bliv ♏ԑ, if she is close to the call , d husby wudnt have peace of mind let alone joyrod rising from across som crazy jots.

have you seen a man ωнoz house is on blaze hunting hyenas?

It is éither d OP added a lil salt Or removed a lil maggi.
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 3:13pm On Jan 12, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Interesting topic cool Married please keep on educating the singles! cheesy SEX EDUCATION![/color]
Huh? Oh jeez.

*thinking : let's straighten d records.

I AМ NOT Married Ooo.

I'm just vastly endowed . wink wink
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 3:10pm On Jan 12, 2013
Vikin: grin grin grin


That's why I tell ladies to avoid all those xtra large, 16 inch arrows they call c.o.o.r.k.ks, and 3 hrs duration men! This is the time to show how strong you can be.

At post, make she endure am...she knows her man and no one can tell her how to manage him but herself.

All the best!
I so hate you naw. ℓ☺ℓz

Aint 16inch joyrod men ∂at dig ƒoя 3 hours alpha males? You dnt come across dese regularly do you? And if she cud stand it without preg, she sure can refine d terms wen off . Ʊ dig?
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 3:06pm On Jan 12, 2013
victorian: @ hardon, thank God am married and thank God , am married to a man that has self control and is ready to compromise.. Am not preggers yet , but I have associated with pregnant women and I know how tired and resigned they look during their latter stage in pregnancy.. If I were a man, such kind of tired and resigned look in my wife , will not make me want to have sex with her sha, especially if she is complaining that she is tired and feels contraction pains during the last time , we cud have had it....For christsakes, have mercy on the woman, if she is complaining..she is not a sex machine sad angry
Its Hard Don .

And i do see reasons with you and bliv ♏ԑ, no man is tat heartless out dere as to gaze @ his wify weak and all swollen and wud still wano dangle joyrod. D picture you painted up dere is to d extreme.

So many women out dere rarely let τнεiя men come close wen d pregs becomes prominent. Dey hate him ƒoя puting dεм in that condition and as a punishment, he must stay far. Ενεη with all d gynecologist advise to stay int.

And tommorow, dey all cry in here seeking ƒoя 10 WAYS to get your man BACK. ℓ☺ℓz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ãll January Transfers and hot gossips! by HARDDON(op): 2:56pm On Jan 12, 2013
LATEST GOSSIP

Here are a few snippets from the BBC football gossip column.
Roman Abramovich will make Pep Guardiola an £18m-a-year deal
to become Chelsea's next manager in the summer. (Daily Express)

QPR are set to sign 28-year-oldStoke midfielder Wilson Palacios,
who has played only four times this season. (The Sun)


Newcastle United have been rocked by the request of their captain
Fabricio Coloccini, 30, to leave the club. (The Independent
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ãll January Transfers and hot gossips! by HARDDON(op): 2:52pm On Jan 12, 2013
johnstar: age age undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided, sturridge is stil a young boi nw tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Young boy @ 23? Haw old was cr7 wen he started dazzling? Dis is same reason ρρℓ give in welbeck defense and it get to ♏ԑ .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ãll January Transfers and hot gossips! by HARDDON(op): 2:50pm On Jan 12, 2013
New signing Marouane Chamakh goes straight into the West Ham
squad to face Sunderland this weekend.
The 28-year-old striker has been signed on loan from Arsenal and
could make his West Ham debut at the Stadium of Light.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 2:40pm On Jan 12, 2013
Caracta: Wow...i guess you can't take a joke. No problem. I know better now.
*winks*
Once upon a tym i wud have ℓ☺ℓz to ∂at but

Dead-dy?

Daz cold.

Nonetheless, we still kare ...xoxo
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 2:37pm On Jan 12, 2013
lalaosky: before i could reach there, killz hid her post.lol..i missed it
Rodflmfao!

All opposition must ß repressed ! Daz da logo!
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2013
Caracta: errmmm...hi
Who is big dead-dy?
Guess dis is oηε of dεм off days ƒoя you, so I'd just shrug a shlda.

No crime in being a lady ƒoя once you ĸпoω.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 2:24pm On Jan 12, 2013
lalaosky: lol...below is sexkillz reply when someone said exactly what you said



lol..that dude is something else
Haw daft! He obviously does not knw the OCEAN rule nor the greatest secret of the rich!

Haw shallow.

I'm really so fed up schooling his Poorly baked brain.

I do have a friend like him. When he doesn't knw a jack about his turf, he attacks d turf until some1 comes along to put him tru.

Indirect learning dey call it.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 2:16pm On Jan 12, 2013
@ Rali ? Caracta?

Ball in here

Come Saч Hola to big Deddy
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2013
lalaosky: lol..if he was seun, all bans will be infinity


i woulda creatde 50 ID's just to be able to navigate NL every day.lol
ℓ☺ℓz ... Soon, he wud ß all alone in that pseudo paradise of his. He wud Pray by den n prance, thereafter, BAN himself ƒoя having partially BANNED and driven odas away .
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 1:59pm On Jan 12, 2013
lalaosky: sexkillz don suffer...lmao
He aint seen nufin yet gee. If to Saч that guy na Seun, bliv ♏ԑ, person ƒoя no fit drink water drop cup here!

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