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Romance › Re: I Always Have To Beg And Beg. Please Advice! by HARDDON: 10:36pm On Jan 20, 2013
Idowuogbo: nefarious or nefariuos? olodo oshi! dem suppose tear ur dob, useless son of a thousand animals.
huh? huh

Home with adjectives.
Romance › Re: I Always Have To Beg And Beg. Please Advice! by HARDDON: 10:21pm On Jan 20, 2013
It is either She is too hawt ƒoя you to handle, or you are an awkward cheat.

Is she older than you?
was she d oηε that asked you out? proposed to Ʊ ?

Is she d oηε financing the marriage and you live by her benevolence

Whatever d casé, if she is truely your woman, then apologies can come in diverse ways and not BEGGING her as Ʊ have bin doing.

But this is too much to chew .
Take a walk menh, she's just way too advanced ƒoя you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspurs Vs Manchester United On (1 - 1) On 20th January 2013 by HARDDON: 9:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
BizBooks: It is apparent that the posters blaming Welbeck for Man U's poor performance did not watch
the match. He was a thorn in Tottenham's defense throughout the game and was the architect
of Man U's only goal. The truth is that Man U has been living on the edge for most part of
the season, having won many of their matches by one goal margins.

Now all that is required in the next 15 games is a loss and a draw and City will overtake
them. That will surely happen.
Bull! And çiteh are super human not to lose and draw too huh?

Stop acting a dumb god.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspurs Vs Manchester United On (1 - 1) On 20th January 2013 by HARDDON: 9:20pm On Jan 20, 2013
A5s'nal and Chelshyt drone be hating . Come kisss our black ars3

Nonetheless, I'm peeved. A draw but feels like we lost it.

We çant play like dis. No . Not acceptable.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How I Got Her In 48hrs, Yet She Is Not An Ashawo by HARDDON: 10:41pm On Jan 19, 2013
Shollypopz: I suddenly grew a d1ck oo. Though I'm still missing one of my balls sad

Yep, my pomo stand is very close to that of the meat seller in Oshodi. Buy your cheap pomo from me
and what xactly is your point öf dis sudden gender mutilation and transplant?

To shy to ß a female? Or just tired of having to ß d oηε spreading dεм legs?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How I Got Her In 48hrs, Yet She Is Not An Ashawo by HARDDON: 9:07pm On Jan 19, 2013
Itz amazing !

Oh naw shollypopz is male ova night!

Wat a dogfish opps catfish
Programming › Re: Why Programmers Work At Night by HARDDON(op): 8:25pm On Jan 19, 2013
:d

Might not work ƒoя you gee
Romance › Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by HARDDON: 7:45pm On Jan 19, 2013
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Based on this description, no one on NL came to mind.[/quote]huh

You practice cyber-witchcraft to ĸпoω all we got in here?

Just a shame
Romance › Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by HARDDON: 7:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
Out of 12, two were area boys( tax collectors) , oηε was a chronic doubter , oηε was a thief ....

Naw compare dat to d multitude abound on online community.

Your answer wudnt ß far fetched.

A pity Ʊ had to go tru this lane first hand.

Nonetheless, let it not deter Ʊ frm meeting d gud ones out dere.
Programming › Re: Why Programmers Work At Night by HARDDON(op): 2:36pm On Jan 19, 2013
jeff smith: Well i don't think so i always work in the morning and day.
Oηε off i suppose
Health › Re: Your Experience In The Hands Of Nigerian Nurses by HARDDON: 2:32pm On Jan 19, 2013
Nurse? Wow!

Although d profession is oηε that should only be practiced by the extremely meek, caring and patient folks, the reverse is d case today. Very few of them shld actually wear the White.

Haw do you explain a nurse roughly handling d cleaning of a wounded leg, wen d patient responded with shouts and cries, she told him that dis pain is too small compared to what men put women tru in d labor room.

My guy went weak.

Thank God , i'v bin blessed with divine health and dnt have to abode those bunch.
Programming › Re: Why Programmers Work At Night by HARDDON(op): 1:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
Raikishi: !. its quiet at night(perfect for syncing the brain into concentration mode) its easier to concentrate without distractions
!!. The brain produces most of your body's neuro transmitters i.e. serotonin, dopamine at night and these guys make you alert, lss they are your nitro button
!!!. programmers are all depressed insomniacs that can only sleep when exhausted and are also originally from mars and thus are more accustomed to darkness, they only come to earth to meet their customers who reasonably are from venus.
ℓ☺ℓz ................
Programming › Re: Why Programmers Work At Night by HARDDON(op): 1:37pm On Jan 19, 2013
lordZOUGA: most of this is true...
I tend to code when am hungry... Other times I spend time thinking about what to write
Wow! And to fink hunger brings about lack of concentration and impaired sound reasoning and space projection?

How does it work ƒoя Ʊ ?
Programming › Re: Why Programmers Work At Night by HARDDON(op): 1:35pm On Jan 19, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]WORKING AT NIGHT IS PERFECT FOR ME. tongue[/quote]Any oda reason apart from d aforementioned?
Nairaland General › Re: Thank You For Making Nairaland Forum Great (My Message To 1 Million Members) by HARDDON: 1:08pm On Jan 19, 2013
Congratulations all!

Itz bin all worth d while.

More grease to your elbows.

I toast to your vision .

Dnt rest yet, more rooms ƒoя improvements.

More grounds to gain
Nairaland General › Re: World's Most Expensive Private Jets by HARDDON(op): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2013
And ehmmmm, mind is still on the sketch. but blv me, it wud mos def dwarf the most expensive
Nairaland General › Re: World's Most Expensive Private Jets by HARDDON(op): 4:26pm On Jan 18, 2013
#5 DASSAULT FALCON 7X

Price: $41,000,000
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Nairaland General › Re: World's Most Expensive Private Jets by HARDDON(op): 4:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
#4 GULFSTREAM V-SP

Price: $45,000,000

Website: www.gulfstream.com

Nairaland General › Re: World's Most Expensive Private Jets by HARDDON(op): 4:22pm On Jan 18, 2013
#3 BOMBARDIER GLOBAL EXPRESS XRS

Price: $47,700,000

Nairaland General › Re: World's Most Expensive Private Jets by HARDDON(op): 4:20pm On Jan 18, 2013
#2 BOEING BUSINESS JET

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Nairaland General › World's Most Expensive Private Jets by HARDDON(op): 4:13pm On Jan 18, 2013
Private jet sounds so rich and only super rich can only think about getting a plane for themselves.
There are variety of jets available that can be customized according to the need of the customers.
Some of them look small, but from inside they are fascinating and mesmerizing. Below is the list of some of them.

And here is to mortal men, who through simple thoughts, conquer the space and time.

here is to made birds that rule the skies

First on the list is the GULFSTREAM G550


Price: $59,900,000
Website: http://www.gulfstream.com/products/g550/

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland's Journey To 1 Million Members by HARDDON: 2:53pm On Jan 18, 2013
Congrats Seun and the gud Mod members.

nonetheless,

1) you should learn to listen to genuine cases more and treat same accordingly.

2) incoporate more alluring features: eg IM and others.

3) Mods should be monitored thoroughly. cos they represent you, and have ability to mar or make ....


once again, congrats

Regards

D
Programming › Why Programmers Work At Night by HARDDON(op): 2:41pm On Jan 18, 2013
A popular saying goes that programmers are machines that turn caffeine into code.

And sure enough, ask a random programmer when they do their best work and there’s a high chance they will admit to a lot of late nights.
Some earlier, some later. A popular trend is to get up at 4am and get some work done before the day’s craziness begins.
Others like going to bed at 4am.

At the gist of all this is avoiding distractions. But you could just lock the door, what’s so special about the night?

I think it boils down to three things: the maker’s schedule, the sleepy brain and bright computer screens.

The maker’s schedule

Paul Graham wrote about the maker’s schedule in 2009 – basically that there are two types of schedules in this world (primarily?). The traditional manager’s schedule where your day is cut up into hours and a ten minute distraction costs you, at most, an hour’s worth of time.

On the other hand you have something PG calls the maker’s schedule – a schedule for those of us who produce stuff. Working on large abstract systems involves fitting the whole thing into your mind – somebody once likened this to constructing a house out of expensive crystal glassand as soon as someone distracts you, it all comes barreling down and shatters into a thousand pieces.This is why programmers are so annoyed when you distract them.

Because of this huge mental investment, we simply can’t start working until we can expect a couple of hours without being distracted. It’s just not worth constructing the whole model in your head and then having it torn down half an hour later.

In fact, talking to a lot of founders you’ll find out they feel like they simply can’t get any work done during the day. The constant barrage of interruptions, important stuff to tend to and emails to answer simply don’t allow it. So they get most of their “work work” done during the night when everyone else is sleeping.


Ballmer's Peak
But even programmers should be sleeping at night. We are not some race of super humans. Even programmers feel more alert during the day.

Why then do we perform our most mentally complex work work when the brain wants to sleep and we do simpler tasks when our brain is at its sharpest and brightest?

Because being tired makes us better coders.

Similar to the ballmer peak, being tired can make us focus better simply because when your brain is tired it has to focus! There isn’t enough left-over brainpower to afford losing concentration.

I seem to get the least work done right after drinking too much tea or having a poorly timed energy drink. Makes me hyperactive and one second I’m checking twitter, the next I’m looking at hacker news and I just seem to be buzzing all over the place..

You’d think I’d work better – so much energy, so much infinite overclocked brainpower. But instead I keep tripping over myself because I can’t focus for more than two seconds at a time.

Conversely, when I’m slightly tired, I just plomp my arse down and code. With a slightly tired brain I can code for hours and hours without even thinking about checking twitter or facebook. It’s like the internet stops existing.

I feel like this holds true for most programmers out there. We have too much brainpower for approximately 80 percent of the tasks we work on – face it,
writing that one juicy algorithm, requires ten times as much code to produce an environment in which it can run.
Even if you’re doing the most advanced machine learning (or something) imaginable, a lot of the work is simply cleaning up the
data and presenting results in a lovely manner.

And when your brain isn’t working at full capacity it looks for something to do. Being tired makes you dumb enough that the task at hand is enough.

Bright computer screens


This one is pretty simple. Keep staring at a bright source of light in the evening and your sleep cycle gets delayed.
You forget to be tired until 3am. Then you wake up at 11am and when the evening rolls around you simply aren’t tired because hey,
you’ve only been up since 11am!

Given enough iterations this can essentially drag you into a different timezone.
What’s more interesting is that it doesn’t seem to keep rolling, once you get into that
equilibrium of going to bed between 3am and 4am you tend to stay there.

Or maybe that’s just the alarm clocks doing their thing because society tells us we’re dirty dirty slobs if we have breakfast at 2pm.

Fin

To conclude, programmers work at night because it doesn’t impose a time limit on when you have to stop working,
which gives you a more relaxed approach, your brain doesn’t keep looking for distractions and a bright screen keeps you awake.

http://www.businessinsider.com/why-programmers-work-at-night-2013-1
Romance › Re: 3 Things You Should NEVER Do For A Man! by HARDDON: 11:16am On Jan 18, 2013
huh? are women really dis frustrated? you see what you like and can't

spin your web?

wise ladies know how to subtly make him come over. and it would still seem like he is the one that actually did.
Crime › Re: 2 Friends Arrested For Molesting A Girl In Lagos by HARDDON: 10:21pm On Jan 17, 2013
nwando: Why are men such savages?
Why force yourself on a woman
Lunatics!!

I hope they get the longest prison sentences possible for that crime
Next time, place your construct in proper perspectives and don't ß parochial cos not all men are savages.

@op, may the law take its cos. This is no animal kingdom where female folks are chased down and f'ed out
Politics › Re: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by HARDDON: 10:05pm On Jan 17, 2013
mu2sa2: Thank u for making urself clear that the god u serve doesn't take life. At least we know the type of god u serve and no point wasting time discussing any thing with a u about GOD Almighty.
Who is dis smelly dirty drone ?

Comon run off to your cows . Do you ĸпoω anytin abt God?

Tw3rp
Politics › Re: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by HARDDON: 9:50pm On Jan 17, 2013
What an arrant nonsense!

Dese r d fanatics and bigots behind BH. Yet d government wud claim not to seee.

What a religion ... Celebrating d lose of lives?

Haw I'm i sure this man's is not involved in dis bloodshed?
Dingy, squalid squirrel.

why is it that dis religion and all in Favour of it comes dirty? And grow some weird beads? Smell like cows. And node vainly 5 f'ing times a day?

And in flesh fight ƒoя dier docile god. Laying waste to lives and properties.

Hear dis: all you Muslims dat Saч dis country wud not knw any form of peace, your generation is CURSED IJN .
Romance › Re: What Would Make You Quit A Relationship? by HARDDON: 4:40pm On Jan 17, 2013
[quote author=Nuzo']1. Pathological lies.

2. Disrespect.

3. Bad hygiene

4. Secrecy.[/quote]5. lacking atletism when horizontal tangling mood is activated as always is grin

6. not having a life of ha own( too emotional)

and hey, i hate cheap gifts.

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