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victorian: @op, instead of your friend wife to be concerned on how to deliver safely without complications or having premature labour, she is worried on how to fulfil her husband crave for sex? ... Na wa o.. Well, let him continue shagging her with her swollen belly, until he is satisfied or give him a bj , if she can still bend low.... Shakes head in disgust.

Vic! Dis is life and reality is a hard master.

Read d last part of мч post. You obviously are single. Buh if you dnt heed advise, wen you finally put to bed, other gurls wud have put your husby to bed too.

Dnt carry dis notion of urs into maRriage puleez ƒoя d love of God.

ℓ☺ℓz @ Sanchez.

@ OP, love making isn't all about penetration. There r oda angles.

If he is d active type, he shld have discovered ways to ease out his tension by naw.

If he hasnt, here goes:

1) mouth action : this was what Sanchez was tryina relate in a sarcastic way. She cud help him out tru dis method . Work d beast until it succumbs. And while @ it, run ha hands down his spine, squeeze em nips and generally get him waga. While he ofcos must concentrate n touch ha too. So that it does not wear ha out
Tho it takes an experienced gurl to roll dis lane.

2) boobzz knead: dere is a great succulent deep btw d two mounds of liberty. Boobzz is not only ƒoя sucking. Wen d going down d southern hemisphere gets RED, sharps guys turn to dese succulent manCHESters foя deliverance. Wheda Ʊ sit and she kneels inbtw ür legs, place d hot dog inbtw d soft orbs and knead away. Or otherwise. Explore. bliv ♏ԑ, d story is S̶̲̥̅w̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣ε̲̣̣†er with som nice huge jogzz

3) Arsezz to d rescue: if she is blessed with big bootyzz, she can lie on ha side, the guy lies behind( after d hawt romance ofcos) part d bootyzz, place d joyrod, and ride away. D joyrod is a blind baga. It enjoys soft feelings that tend to grip it. So give it all d softness you can afford ånd it wud assume itz d main tin! Hehehe

4) if she does not ĸпoω haw to work wonders with ha mouth, the hands can do it . She cud suck d nips while ha hand grips and stroke d joyrod. NB: joyrod loves hard grip.

A whole lota ways out there! Just make sure you kip your man @ home! This is a very trying time in younger marriages. D way dey handle dis cud bond dεм more, or break dem! And once d guy's head gets tilted out cos d wify isn't responding to his advances, he wudnt just end with oηε undergraduate, he wud explore more!

Regards,

H D

Zone is d best packages frm mtn thus far. Hv bin on Zone since mtn started it and itz bin great. The 5* bonus era was kul : where Ʊ simply load and use 200 and you get a thousand free ƒoя d day. Buh tat has bin put on hold after d promo saga.

D cal rate is still vry cheap. Your zone is your particular location @ a point in tym . You might ß in d livin room and d cell broadcast says 12k per seç, if you move to d rest room it changes.

Cheapest place in мч crib is d restroom : 4k per sec or 2.4 naira /min . They give free airtym and free MB unannounced.

The poster above that said they were callin 0.00, obvously had free airtym in his secondary account which can ß accessed using *559#. And as long as there is free airtym in here, your primary account airtym wudnt ß deducted whatsoever.

Smelly Nigerian? Didn't ĸпoω alomo has made it out of dis shores mhn.

She obviously is lacking in d perceiving department if not, she wud have known that all coloured albinos ( coloured whyt fowls) smell a lot! But we cud 4giv ha alomo frustrated breath ! Cudnt we?

There is a great difference btw d pitch and real life. And PG just acted like a lil spoilt brat of d western world.

You beta pray Man U wudnt Come callin, if not, expect to work with CR7 someday SON

LastApostle: I fault you and your team on the choice of sexkillz as the moderator of the year, It was a misplaced priority.
Moderator of the year award should have gone to a section where the members and mod have a working relationship. The family section where there is no controversy of any sort is a typical example and the anchor of that section is in a good state to win it. (my suggestion anyway).

Has he achieve any significant result so far with his stalin style leadership or you just decorate mediocrity as an achievement. Petitions has not started flooding your desk yet...

Tot i was d only oηε thinking on this lane! Duff ma hat to you brother ƒoя Ʊ are among d few men out here brave énuf to air their views abt his erring .

ℓ☺ℓz @ DECORATING MEDIOCRITY AS AN ACHIEVEMENT

Bull! Total bull!

Ʊ mean selective BANNING?

Itz no news You turn blind eyes to those that suck up to you (no matter haw badly dey derail and insult others )yet hit out at all dose who åre men enuf to point you d right way( aint you a lil child?)

Selective banning is just oηε of your flaws. Hasn't it Dawned on you? If it hasn't, I'd advise you go over my complain thread again till you soak all that is in dere SON!

Daz all you wud ever be SON

Wow, wor a revelation ... Naw let d killings begin

Source?

Saч wor? Do hope none wud be hurt.

Still up coming... Tot it was in d whole world

binger: Here is my complaint: 3 days ago,i(along side Tasha & 190) was banned for derailing of all threads,the Welcome Thread.Firstly,i was only welcoming/chatting with the newbies,before i got into a slight argument with my erstwhile jailmates. Contrary to the rules,SK never issue a 1st nor last warning to call us to order. We were banned almost immediately for not 6,nor 12,but a whooping 24hrs..Secondly,i sent the guy mails concerning the issue. Also contrary to the rules,he saw it as craptotatism and never replied it. My question to SK-Why break the rules and punish others severely for doing same.

Isn't he above d law? When a mod uses the F word ( breaks the most glaring of all social пετωoяκ rules) and gets no warning let alone a ban, you cudnt Saч more.

Just came frm a two days' ban because i had d guts to complain abt him from d link above. And Seun turned a blind eye.

Do hope d drums kip beating ƒoя him.

www.nairaland.com/1154858/seun-what-guidelines-banning-someone


More complains .... Yet he breaths gallantly on. Like a PDP chairman.

And ƒoя all you Untouchables (mods) who turned dis thread to toddlers play circle,, long may your days be

And to think no reply was given to this:

www.nairaland.com/1153450/mr-seun-osewa-sexkillz-more

Something doesn't smell right.

Selective banning huh?

Ρρℓ above d law here i suppose . But long may Nland live if all dese complains Kip falling on deaf ears

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Baadal: I heard PATO is no more in AC MILAN?how true is dat?

Very true . He's gone back home to corithains

Read more here

www1.skysports.com/football/news/11863/8379051/Corinthians-complete-the-signing-of-Alexandre-Pato-from-AC-Milan

sexkillz: [color=#000030]My bans are always justified, and I sing and dance on pointless threads. . .

There are rules guiding moderators which I follow. There are rules for other members which should be followed. [/color]

And using the F word is part of the rules that guild childish mods like you huh?

www.nairaland.com/1149997/open-letter-mr-seun-osewa/1

I challenge you to state categorically what prompted d BAN if you are not some loosed cannon.

vivian chinaza: Killz with all due respect please fix this! Ban people justifiably and when they air their grievances explain to them why they are banned instead of singing and dancing on the thread. Its rude and disrespectful to them and to everyone reading this.

Please fix this!

V, i'v learnt not to xpect too much from his types. And thanks ƒoя sounding up

Florena: u guys should try 2 settle dis, its nt funny

To children, everything is funny. Dey feel dis site wud exist without its users.

What a pity

[quote author=tpia@]https://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/1b/94/1b943f77914bfca0aac18ea98cab9eba.JPG[/quote]Isn't play time ƒoя kids over? Plz take dis thrash out of here and dnt derail dis thread.

Naw once again, moderators are no whr. Birds of a feather i suppose

free2ryhme: Now i know it was all sacarsm from d very start ... We talking issues dat affects and you goin on making a nuisance of ya sef. well, continue he (sexkillz aka Mukina2 rottweiler) will make you an assistant in his section...

Dey seee a defaulter ånd turn a blind eye yet fry innocent monikers time and time over.

mynd_44 , if you must know, it is honorable to get BAN dan seee ills and swallow it so you can run wild and no oηε check mates you. Go figure.

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[quote author=Mynd_44]Would you relax young man? Those were all jokes jorh.

Where is your sense of humour? Abeg no let Killz disturb you.[/quote]You wano joke? Take it to d Joke section or better still uя Romance Nest. And GET OFF МЧ THREAD!

Cos d difference btw a responsible lad and an irresponsible oηε, is in not being able to decipher joke times and serious oηεs.

[quote author=Mynd_44]People, after this, we will talk about how Harddon has been disturbing a certain NL babe through mails.
If you wanna know the full gist, lemme see your likes


I might be bluffing sha ooo[/quote]*thinking , they didn't buy you cheaply to come derail dis thread did they?

And to think you knew better. Haw §☺̣̣̥̇ wrong.

So sad. You just lost all my respect

[quote author=Mynd_44]Is it just me or does Harddon and Outrage sound like the same person?[/quote]I do have uttermost respect ƒoя you as an individual. And i knw we have split heirs on diverse issues b4.

But this post is not only belittling but also most preposterous. I'd take rather take it that today is your off day and therefore, shrug a shoulder about this .

this is a serious issué and if you wud be truthful and put all sentiments aside, you wud defend its cause and not derail it.

If i aм Outrage as you wrongfully posit, , I'm Enégod too huh? B2f, 2sexy , jaykizz, brand_new , foxy_rebirth and a host of others that haven't bin able to channel their grievances?

Just so sad of you mynd

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outrage: The sad part is if seun doesn't really listen, he usually doesn't act..

It is to his detriment if he doesn't act on this.

Cos i haven't met a successful business man who turns a blind eye to the plights of his customers ånd in effect his company. Nland exist cos ρρℓ ball in here.

And wasn't there a time when myspace rocked? Haw about hi5? And a host of others? What happened to them? Users! Users simply left. And dey crumbled

Blv me, i aм worth much more dan just a user here as i did tell him in the link above.