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op, sorry to ask, but how old are you?

you aint even the smoothest, you aint, the least , sleek.

yet you ball in here to reel ill.

tuk you 48 hours yet you feel you've broken women woo world record?

what if i tell you there are guys; smooth, sleek and worth every gift of the gab, who get layed by 9ners, in this same meeting circumstance, in 30mins?
(blv if you so d a m n wish) hv Expirenced

they should should jump from the edge of the world huh?

now get thatyourchildishblackflatbottom back to that conductor job of yours cos a Learned fellow wud know beta!

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wota wild beast of a woman.

maximum security measures

sleek policies garnished with low taxes

they dont go folding up tommorow. peace of mind of the depositor

unbounded by crazy foreign laws.

but most of all, this is their specialization. and one of their money making avenues.

they are not like nigeria where we have oil, yet cant refine same in our confines.

i am usually very free minded with all and their issues no matter how crazy but this one? nah!

there is no two ways about it dear gurl: no, no debate;

true christains obey the word of God and live their lives daily by it.

and what does the word of God say?: Be not Unequally yorked with Unbelievers!

what relationship has light with darkness? we are the light of the world.

it is eida he gives his life to Christ and be born again, or you call it quits.

God is LOVE and he truely cant comprehend love until he comes to Christ.

and as for the other guy, he is still a babe, you deserve better.

raphael4u2c: cant go back 2 ma vomit

Oh puleez quit it already. Its appalling haw ρρℓ mis quote d holy book.

Point of correction, ü never swallow him/ha (like a calabash) while you were dating, Nida did Ʊ spill same wen Ʊ guys split.
Ʊ first came togheda tru a bond. And wen d centre of attraction cud no longer stand certain circumstances, Ʊ went ür separate ways ...

Prodigal son retraced his way back home after reasoning and realizing his errs. Απϑ do ĸпoω that §☺ long we remain limited by our human short sights and error proneness, we cudnt ß so certain d ex isn't d only oηε made ƒoя us.

No mata d hurt guys, listen to your hearts and dnt let pride take away your eternal peace and bliss.

Go Saч hello to him/ha. He/ She might just b d only soul ƒoя Ʊ !

Regards

Don

Your Ferrari or luxury bus, which wud Ʊ rada take to a porry?

Never Saч never.

Didn't dey Saч experience is d best teacher?

You obviously shld have talked at lenght about what really went wrong without any emotional involvement. Den if both agree to tune up, why not?

Break ups have a way of removing d log in d eyes. And if Ʊ guys still feel like givin it anoda go, it cud be well worth it.

Vancouverplus: You are very Funny . Pls come live abroad. You will understand better. Good day.

Oh heck! Yet anoda offshore tw3p

Wat xactly is abroad? Broken homes ?

Nah, but we'd paSs

Tomeseen: MEN, thou shall not pretend to be what you are not. What you won't take as a rich man, the best time to start rejecting it is when you are poor. Don't spoil her doing household chores you don't enjoy doing. Thats cheating

Why do we get married. Because we love our mate and want to care for our partner. That being said, there are duties and there are duties. Even if your husband is a chef, he is your head. Unless you are both in an arrangee marriage, both of you don't need to be told when your partner need care, or when your duty comes along.

My husband is 100% caring but he won't be caught dead in d kitchen 'cooking' the only time he did cook, when we were courting and i told him no fast food today, cook for me. He thought i had lost my marbles but i wasn't taking no for an answer. Yes he did cook the rice, it was a major disaster.

That said i didn't marry an insensitive man, if am too tired to cook, we either eat out or(eat anything close at hand or easy to rustle up)

I wash my clothes, his goes to the drycleaner, said they will be too much for me. If i take mine to the cleaners as well, he doesn't mind in so far as i don't work myself to death, but no can do i can wash my clothes thank u.

Cleaning the house is no big deal, i enjoy having neat surroundings and on those rare occassions that he pitchs in and help out cleaning or what have you. Am always so surprised and happy, its like as if am given a gift. Besides i thrash the house more than him. Am a seamstress, So u understand the plenty pieces of clothes everywhere.

For the women who married pretenders that cooks and clean before marriage, then suddenly stops after marriage. Take it or leave it, you already signed the dotted lines. For those who married men that geniuely loves helping out with the house chores, well i have this to say, i envy you.

Either way lets get off this topic and go for the man who cares and love you. He won't work you to death even if he can't help with the chores, he'll find a way to relieve you of that stress. Trust me thats true unless he didn't love you to begin with.

Lastly, financially my money is 100% mine while his money is our money Lol. I can contribute but my husband don't expect it and there isn't any slack. Way i figure, why contribute when there is no need for it. Nuff said Each to his own, abegi

Word! Wow! Wonder!

If only i cud give a thousand likes to dis.

Print it and hang it on the brains of all lil hawt heads here, ma day wud ,surely, be made.

oradee: one doesnt have to grow balls to know whats its like to be a man.

a woman's money has never been 100% percent hers and you know this! if she marries u and answers ur last name,by all means pls live up to ur role as the husband. now if shes married to u and she splits the financial cost of running the home wif u,then u shld split the efforts in running your home...

the whites hardly kep domestic helps (unlike nig)cos both the man and woman jointly run the home cos at the end,the home is theirs not the husband's or wife'.

if u lived abroad,you wldnt make such comments!

Ʊ sound like some1 that d gods just Abruptly woke up from his/ha wet dreams . Did you by any chance, read ma very first comment up in here?

Nonetheless,
Dis is Nairaland not Dollar ,Pounds or Chinaland . We don't eat leaves and flowers here, men don't move out of their own houses wen beefs pops up and most definately, we take care of our homes financially.

D wives' money is just ƒoя ha and her's alone and she spends it d way she deems fit( we still ενεη augment)

Which man out there, worth his onion wud go Asking his wify to split running cost? Oh well, we cud over look that , itz a crazy society down over dere..where every body live within d common bracket. You shouldn't Saч dis in public places cos d major reason d wify shares d cost is cos d guy doesn't make dat much. They are poor men who luk up to their wives ƒoя a lil salvation.

a royal point of correction: i was born and bred away from dese shores. And aint no place like home.

If the whyts are just so d a m n perfect wen it comes to marriage management, why are broken homes' statistics sky-rocketing by d day?

I dnt suppose you wud hv an answer to this question cos you haven't ενεη obtained uя green card yet!

Ouch!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]have u ever thought abt the fact that maybe the guy isn't worth the whining and grinding Dead log going up and down wit no satisfactory results[/quote]Ouch! M_C!

Daz gono hurt.

But why ενεη bother @ all if you aint gono contribute rather you just savour all d pleasure?

§☺̣̣̥̇ many gurls dere are that don't ĸпoω jack abt haw to feel a guy out.

All dey do is speak in som unknown tongues and get all awed out. Den dey hit d peek and just wano rest. Haw cruel and selfish can oηε get?

olumaxi: u v already said it all..and so also a woman dat cant satisfy her man isnt worth it..cos i heard some women wil jst slp lyk log of wood..home tirednes isnt bed tirednes

Naw i totally detest gurls like ∂at LLWL (lie-like-wood-log ) on ♏ԑ . Daz d last tym we touch

Huh?

Nah, nice to appreciate dis often forgotten lanes but to Saч they r beta , tantamount to saying having a Private jet is beta dan having A pilot: its all beautiful but aint gono leave dat hangar . Money pilot dεм all

[quote author=gree-die]uhm.... pls wat is she doing wit a 23yr old guy?
is she d one paying his bride price?[/quote]love knows no bounds: age, race, skin style, status.... you just name it.

crips up on you wen you least xpect and

lay shred to all laws of logic.

but ofcos, you should already know....

fakers right up in here. was actually expecting to see responses like dis:

FROM GIRLS:

mugu 1: money
mugu 2: money
bf 1: good horizontal tangling
bf 2: does all academic / official works

FROM GUYS:

gf 1: big boooOOOObzzzzz
gf 2: big boooooOOOOty
gf 3: creamyyy skin and nice hight
gf 4: wify material
gf 5: come with alota cash


ya'll give me some good reasons why i shouldnt whoop your unreal and weak a55es right now!

olumaxi: A man dat cant satisfy a woman in bed isnt worth marryin

huh? coming from a guy?

lets disect dis: you work your ass out so as to cater for your family,
come back home all jet-lagged, and you still pose gallantly to
to perform some horizontal tangling? lolo

but come to think of it, work tiredness isnt in no way related to bed tireness
go figure

Cheers to dem alpha males out there.

ceewai lebi: I agree with U,talking about it is difficult.I had an issue years back it was hard 4 me but i summoned up courage and spoke bout it and am enjoying the benefits today.Sex is like a skill,some people are born with it-Others learn it.If i were in her shoe,i will talk to my fiance,and we will both work on it,If i give it say one month and no improvement,i will leave him.If she does not,give her 6 months and she will be frustrated in the marriage.Since she needs Cucumber size,she should leave his banana size 4 girls dat are looking for banana

wow, didnt know women love the koko like dis o that they can even give up gud sumptuous life for ehmmm

lawd have mercy on men

Vikin: After dumping me in waste bin, you want an answer from me?

I don't think so..

Berra pick me up and find a way to compensate me.

Of cos there is more out there for everyone, most ladies feels so especially the ones that didn't really go through the dating scene with other guys.....
Note : I said dating not necessary what HARD ON is good at!

Oops! Oh dearest Vivi, you ĸпoω Ʊ were just a handful d day b4 yesterday ryt?

*picks ha up frm d trash bin , luckily she doesn't smell §☺̣̣̥̇ badly. Dust ha up and puts his jacket on ha. With a hand on ha shldas, leads ha to da ice cream mall. Hehehe

Yea, no matter what, we all must explore, be it in younga years or wen we r married.

V? Haw cud you be so sure I'm gud @ anytin? ℓ☺ℓz

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simo2rule: My point exactly, how can you love a woman and not do the above listed. Asides the first point, I have exhibited most of these pts, in some cases I regretted until I found a woman who eventually appreciated me for me. The funniest thing is all ma exes who left cos of my "being desperate", wanna come back. Imagine a woman broke with me and said "u r too much in love, normal guys don't love this much"... Ma heart sank, the good news is 3 days back, she buzzed on on fb begging and emphasizing ow much she missed my being me, another of ma exes said she still can't stop wondering wat the heck got into her that made her left... The point is where I come from we pamper our women... That's ma dad's weakest pt and that's y ma parents are still in love after 36 years when they first met.

Huh? Still wondering wot got into dεм ? Ʊ !

Ijb? Sup ѕєχу?

Monitoring d thread from your slip state?

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D a m n D!

Ʊ are sleek!

A botl of dom perignon ƒoя you plz.

fellis: So who made these rules and why are all human beings under obligation to follow them?

Huh?

Return here after your soulful expedition and Ask ♏ԑ dis same question when you suddenly wake up oηε ♏☺r♌ing with ballzz inbtw your legs.

Not until den, d man remains d head of the family just as christ is d head of d church .

He has bin saddled ωiƒ the responsibility of providing, protecting and generally seeing to d well being of d bunch.

Dis doesn't sound like rocket science , does it?

If i may ask, what exactly r you trying to propose? The woman take over d breadwinner role? And den she turns around tomorrow and tell him to his face that he is not man enuf? Jeez Fellis.

Like i said ealier on, dnt secret too Much estrogen' in dis case deawie. It aint gono help Ʊ .

ipromise: no, she nearly committed suicide when she realize the separation is irreversible and certain..is for our own good simple..

Oops!

Separation irreversible?

Dad always Saч to live d door ajar wen Ʊ r bowing out cos Ʊ neva ĸпoω if you wud come back callin som day

fellis: So you believe that you are only supposed to assist with house work whenever you feel like? You think housework should the responsibility of only the wife?

Lol. Some Naija men and their unbelievable laziness.

It is your duty to assist her with house work, whether you agree or not does not change the facts. I believe you married a working woman and not an illiterate full time house wife.
Since she works and contributes financially to the upkeep of the house, you also have to join her in doing housework. You cannot expect her to fully shoulder the responsibilities of doing housework, taking care of the children and running her job at the same time, while you do nothing else but go to work and return back home.

I'm not d least an advocate of men (sitting with crossed legs, a glass of red wine on hand , watching dstv) while my supposed angel is in d kitchen working ha a55 out. I'd mos def rather help wen i can.

But hey, a woman's money is a woman's money. D guy's money is everybody's money that is d logo!
Let's not let sentiments be cloud our noble sense of réality reasoning püleez.
A man's primary duty is to provide ƒoя d family, while d woman is to kare ƒoя d family. Daz Just d way eriz.

fellis: OP correct thespelling of 'you' in your topic. You spelt it as 'yoy'








You're welcome.

ℓ☺ℓz ...

@OP, it takes gut and being in d knowing. I'm a celebrity so itz only logical i hook up with ma kind . Thank you

Oh kul den if she is d oηε goin ƒoя service. Dey wud redeploy ha and ofcos she aint gono be doin any Strenuous work in camp cos daz a gud way to abort a baby.

If you got gud plans ƒoя ha, take ha to go see ha parents den and marry ha. You guys nid not tell anybody she is preg. Dis wud save alota head and heart aches.

And Ʊ gas speed up d marriage process. And ß willing to convert to xtainity . Cos problems might erupt from dis angle.

By the way, is she willing to settle down with Ʊ ?

The bible says: he who find a wify , finds a gud tin and obtains FAVOUR from d Lord. She might just be d financial breakthrough you hv bin searching ƒoя ! Be man enuf and do the right tin gee

KateSpade: obviously,his size and your sex-life with this man is putting a major strain on the relationship. if you are thinking abt it this much and its changing your outlook on him you should leave.

i dont agree that the talk would be a put down. i said to mention things u do like so that it wouldnt be so.

Oops! I'm not d oηε K gurl. And hey, I'm a guy.

Sure, best to leave ?

KateSpade: depends, you have to know your partner pretty well and how they take criticism of any kind. You also have to make sure that you arent pretending or faking that something is much better than it really is. There has to be something that he does that you like, make sure he knows it. you can also suggest things lightly.

Wot happens wen after all d talks, he can't really do much to improve? Let's Saч his jrod is of d banana size and d lady wud appreciate som cucumber-sized magnum?

You wud agree with ♏ԑ that d talk wud serve as to put him down right? And dere wud automatically be a strain on the r/ship?

In dis case, haw do Ʊ present it?

yamah1: I'v neva had a girl,cos i dnt want 2 make mistakes,bt any1 i'm intrstd in seem nt agreeing.What do i do?I need some1 2 share my emotions with,esp God fearing one.

Google up dating tips by David DAngelo. You could buy his books if you so wish. Or ενεη d dvds . Or you cud cheaply just sign up ƒoя his newsletters.

And uя women ministry shall never remain dsame.

Dere r å whole range of advanced courses frm a lot of other sleek dudes out dere but D. D A. Is your best spot to kick start.

Regards

D

Sweetlemon: Guys, disregard only numbers 1,5,7,8
The rest are the kinds of attributes we all pray to have in a man

Yea ryt! D wussbag kinda guy huh?

ipromise: I Thank God for who am..i made life so easy for her,she always appreciate the fact that i am not a pretender. Im real,simple and God fearing but so painful that we hv separated this year january ..one day u will meet the girl that will adore who u truly are..

ℓ☺ℓz ! Haw Ʊ easily dashed ma api ending hopes gee!

Wor happened? She found a more adventurous guy?